>weed kills your enjoyment of wrestling>carts make you wanna jack off and then you lose interest>booze greatly heightens your enjoyment of wrestling But it's enjoyed the most when you're tweaking
>>19385927>>weed kills your enjoyment of wrestlingcall me rvd then because this shit is trash
>>19385927>weed kills your enjoyment of wrestlingI literally only watch wrestling high.
>>19385946same here, OP must be smokin some of that fake shit
>>19385927I haven’t smoked in weeks. It must explain why I haven’t enjoyed wrestling as much
>>19385946same
>>19385927I find a good crossfade makes wrestling watchable these days, if you really have nothing better to do
>>19386209>>19386087>>19385967>>19385946I’m glad there’s a thread finally talking about this. Watching like the Rumble or Money in the Bank blasted is a beautiful sinkhole that encapsulates you and makes you forget whatever shit’s going on in your life. Even Ram and Smack are notably more enjoyable high. When the Nia/ref botch happened I didn’t get mad or upset or annoyed, I just stared and said THAT WAS WRONG and started laughing profusely. Then came here and laughed at all the posts about it. Shit’s great high, man.
I watch death matches, joshi and mystery wrestling/chikara high as fuck. I enjoy watching mid South, WWE/F, Tna/NXT and AEW drunk. I watch njpw, MLW, evolve and AAA completely sober most of the time. Interesting thread.
a few times when I got high from carts during a ppv I had a really good time. then again I wasn’t watching wwe slop so that probably helped.
>>19386824you know, if E-drones could read, they'd be very upset at your post
>>19386621bro there isn't enough weed in the world to get me to watch any of the weekly wrestling shows lmao. I just pop in for the ppvs but otherwise I'm smokin and strokin to joshi
>>19385927I'm curious, do carts actually make you get all horny and cause you to start jacking off relentlessly? I've honestly never had that effect from a cart.
>>19386837Dynamite and Collision are always great.
>>19386853If I'm taking hits from carts and think about boobs, that's it. And the chances of me thinking about boobs is very, very likely whether stoned or sober
I knew weed and wrestling was dangerous when I found myself watching 3 hour RAWs and genuinely enjoying Big Show vs The Authority. I also remember a time when I bought a cheap 40 inch TV and the red light on it would flash sometimes when it was turned on for some reason. I was watching WM and it was the one with the Pittbull song. The light starts flashing as I'm browsing wooo and someone made a thread with the lyrics >Green light >green light And for someone reason it gave me the giggles that felt like they went on forever and only stopped when The Hardyz returned to what felt like the biggest pop I'd ever heard and led to me genuinely marking out and I hardly ever mark out in 30 years watching.
>>19386856LMAO now I know you're on drugs
>>19387045Collision is cosy when you're the right level of stoned. Not hungry or nothing, just in bed all snug and ready to drift off to some good wrestling matches
>>19387060that's what mid 90s WCW Saturday Night is for
>>19387066it's 2025
>>19387071Yeah and it's fucking garbage
I like eating ramen while while watching an old rumble. I don't finish the rumble. I just finish my ramen. Then I turn the rumble off and smoke weed. I think I might even take two sleeping pills so I can get sleep sleep.
>>19387076that part
>>19387066I'll take your word for it anon. I got kinda burned out with WCW when I watched Nitro from the beginning.
>>19385927I've never done anything in my entire life that wasn't better after smoking meth and that includes watch wrestling
>>19387085Those early nitros with sullivan and friends yelling at flair and friends are rough. I used them as background noise during my daily cardio and I never had 60 minutes feel so long.but nothing is more comfy than the cybernetic wrestler intro cutting to a disney studio and tony schavonie hyping up Roadblock vs Scott Norton while bobby the brain finds ways to shit over everything
>>19386893Ok hold on I'm gonna hit my cart and think about boobs. We'll see if it makes me start compulsively gooning.
tf you slonking on bro? get some of that good good za and you'll be chiefing big time while you watch the wrestling. trust me.
>>19387107but dusty commentated Saturday Night
>>19385927>weed kills your enjoyment of wrestlingThat sounds like a (You) problem bro
>>19386856Lies make baby Jesus cry
weed is a reddit drugi bet you also enjoy a bowl of cereal or mac n cheese washed down with "choccy milk" while watching bluey
>>19387361Bobby was there too
>>19385927>carts make you wanna jack off and then you lose interestIf carts make you want to jack off then never do a drug that actually makes your libido go up since you'll probably rape someone you degenerate
>>19388997just wanted to give an update to this post>>19387115I hit my cart over and over until I was completely stoned, and I did not feel any overwhelming need to masturbate. I got the munchies and ate too much tasty fried alligator, that was about it.
>>19387556good thing it was the truth then, you fat retard
>>19386621Why doesn't the wwe let you consume marijuana at their shpws?I get like cigarettes are bad because of second hand smoke but the thc in weed counteracts that stuff. It isnt like those drugs created by abusing mother Gaia. Cannabis is a plant and its a healthy one like your vegetables man.. Mary Jane is something different and we all know it. The original cave man found Mary Jane and probably toked it
>>19389085Lol no it doesn't. Smoking anything is bad. >muh thc Yeah nah that's a cope
>>19389085>>19389103these posts are actually CM Punk samefagging his straightedge gimmick
>>19389103>Smoking anything is badCigarettes yeah, but weed's not a problem. Lots of people can function perfectly fine because you know what it isnt addictive its been proven time and time again by scientists.My point is that Mary Jane is a healing herb it isnt like something like herojn that steals your fucking soul man Mary Jane makes your soul bigger and it makes your chi glow and appreciate the good vibes of others around you. A wwe show where people go to toke to their hearts content would be like a totally life changing experience and like I dare you to tell me otherwise and be honest man you know I'm right on this
some people do itwith cigarette smokin'others treat their headacheswith ibuprofenyour grandfather talks about self-respectand then he takes drugs to keep his cock erectbut it's all drugs to meyeah it's all drugs to me
>>19387125>get some of that good good za and you'll be chiefing big time while you watch the wrestling. trust me.If I had time, I would. Imaging a never ending night watching all these while eating a never ending pizza. Man..
>>19389004Fake gooner bitch, get off my board
I shouldn't be surprised that people who watch modern wrestling are a bunch of drug addicts.
>>19390056no Rumble in 1989?
>>19386216This. Drank all survivor series but smoked a couple bongs right before the main event and i thought it was hype as fuck especially the lesnar roman showdown
>>19389136inhaling smoke isnt a good thing, but I agree MJ is about as problematic as ibuprofen is
>>19385927I thought wrestling was fine while high, but I have quit weed and gooning and I'm actually enjoying it a little more now.
Weed makes me too anxious and paranoid, bros.
>>19385927What the fuck are carts?
>>19385927Wow, I can really relate to the first twoI only watched it drunk once when Brock squashed Kofi on Smackdown and I was laughing so hard, do maybe that is true too
>>19389085>Why doesn't the wwe let you consume marijuana at their shpws? This is so obvious. They flipped out when Travis Scott started toking unexpectedly on the RAW Netflix debut. There are kids around and secondhand smoke or not people don't want other people's smoke getting in their face. Also it's not legal in every state yet and the arenas have policies against drug use. Toking to a show is only in the realm of watching at home on TV, as it should be.>It isnt like those drugs created by abusing mother Gaia.Lmao, get a load of this guy. You some new age hippie type?
>>19390445Fuel for vape pens
>>19388997Some of us are aren't actually shitskin rapejeets like you.and we can control our sexual urges in an altered state of consciousness, you heckin' chud
>>19386621>Even Ram and Smack are notably more enjoyable high.no it's even worse, how the fuck can you tolerate all the commercials and padding. i used to watch LU stoned and it was kino and then I tried to watch RAW and it was so fucking bad i shoot stopped watching WWE for like 6 years
>>19390510>There are kids around and secondhand smoke or not people don't want other people's smoke getting in their face.You know what else smells? Farting and heating up fish in a microwave.You srent throwing people in prison for microwaving a fish or farming in public so why do it with weed
>>19385927Alcohol makes you depressed after you stop
>>19390604False equivalency. Decent people don't fart in arenas and stadiums and hold it in and go to the bathroom. Also no one is cooking in a stadium. You're a retard, lmao.
I miss doing cocaine. It’s too bad the comedown makes you so suicidal and depressed.
Weird how all those posts of social media are bitching about food but the same people pay $60 USD for few grams of marijuana in a dispensary every two days.
>>19393582Basically the reason I stopped smoking pot, was tired of constantly having munchies but not having the funds to chow down the way I wanted to, now I just take speed and it keeps me peppy and chipper, makes me appreciate life
>>19390532Surprisingly, I have an actual answer for you: I watch on VPN to Canada or Spain, so there are less commercials and the commercials that do show are Netflix-sponsored, which they recently started doing. If they ever shit it up to full commercial breaks like in the US, then I might have to start watching on delay.
>>19385927lol all these drug addicted fags too weak to live life
>>19385927I only started watching wrestling as an adult after looking for stuff to watch high and stumbling on the Royal Rumble 2023.I may not even like wrestling that much cuz the only matches i watched sober and enjoyed more than the Rumbles are the two Mil Muertes vs Fenix and Angelico in LU, everything else was disappointing.
>>19394315Post based in: India
>>19389136It's linked to increased violence and paranoia https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7084484/
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>>19387106Smoking meth must make everything better. That’s why most meth heads just stay in the bathroom and stick the toilet brush up their ass for hours. Why do anything else when the simplest things are that great?
>>19391205This is why I always found it so easy to say no too. Means days like that were very rare and I when I did dabble I would make sure to only do a little so I didn't have those thoughts
>>19389136I’m not sure how old you are but weed today is not the same thing as it was even a decade ago. 35%THC is abnormal and not naturally occurring and doesn’t make your soul grow. It makes you a fucking retard that can’t communicate with anyone not whacked out on it. It causes cyclical vomiting syndrome. Seemingly healthy adults who cannot stop puking their guts up violently. It’s not physically addictive but people are hopelessly psychologically dependent on it to the point their life revolves around it. You wouldn’t want anyone on it doing anything even down to the most menial service industry job. Adults that spend their money on it are cringe.Weed products in 2025 have the same relation to classic weed products as Fentanyl does to heroin. They took something mostly controllable and made it toxic.
>>19394824It suck how everything is so hard nowadays you have to microdose to not get absolutely blasted
>>19391042I love to go into a crowded stadium show and just fart the whole place up. I can't see the ring or the wrestlers anyway, so I eat a whole crock pot of beans and a whole bunch of cabbage before the show. this allows me to wage ruthless biological warfare with no consequences whatsoever. In many cases, I can control the output of my farts so that they are silent, thus creating the perfect ninja sneak attack.
>>19394393this is stupid, marijuana prevents violence every day by calming people down.
>>19396620based fart ninja terrorizing the marks
