THAT WAS HIS AUSTIN 3:16 PROMO
Standards are in the fucking gutter in edrone land
>>19392876Based Breakker
5'3 with an attitude
>>19392876Bron and Brock should make a tag team called The Squealers
>>19392876nobody is watching lil bro
copying moxley wow
>>19392876Kek this little manlet still has voice cracks.
lanklet idiot
none of his main roster slop has been good he was better in nxt
>>19392876>voice crack>leave the arena like a geek leaving his teammates behind>voice crack again
AEWTIST SEETHIN
That was funny as fuck. Dude delivered like 4 lines, only stuttered 3 times instead of the usually 7 and then started putting himself over for being able to cut a promo. You'd be hard-pressed to find anyone who couldn't do the same thing. Punk would absolutely rape this guy on the mic and no smoke and mirror of the commentary marking out will change that.
He really needs a better nickname than BADASS or whatever it is
>>19392876>*voice crack*>BEADY FACE>*voice crack*this lil nigga is sooo bad lmao
I need to see this promo it sounds funnyHow long does WWE usually take to upload this shit
>>19392876>says cm punk buried his promo ability>cuts a terrible promo to prove Phil rightgrim
>>19393173In kayfabe why does it matter if someone can cut a promo or not?
>>19392936>nobody is watching lil broMade me think it was Wednesday for a second
>>19393222so you can trigger the opponent and take them off their game. look at conor mcgregor vs jose aldo
>>19393222you are right. even bringing up the topic at all is dreadful.
>>19393106https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6IlnHi8fdsEnjoy
>>19393645>talks for like two minutes>"LADEEDA CONSIDER THE PROMO CUT"This mark insider bullshit needs to fuck off
>>19393645>Says one line and almost flubs the joke>OOPS IM BREAKING THE FORTH WALL LOOK HOW GOOD MY PROMOS AREkek
>>19392876His voice cracked at the end like a total fag!!
>>19393645Why don't they just have him yell angry gibberish like his uncle? He'd immediately be way more over than he is doing whatever this is.
>>19393645>you said i can't cut a promo >oh ya well i did cut a promothat is it? that was cringe as fuck.
>>19392876Reminds me of Chris Chan angry promos
>>19393645>Punk main evented while the wife was the opener>Y-Y-Y-YOUR WIFE IS ABIGGER STAR PUNK! YASSSSS KWEEN SLAY!!!>blames Punk for the neck botch>when it's clear on camera that it was his dumbass that over rotated.>cry like a bitch about backstage on live tv>le insider terms>"YOU WILL LOOK INTO MY EYES WHILE YOU'RE LOOKING UP AT THE LIGHTS">voice breaks at the endIn an actual serious company this would be career killer
Let's not get carried away, still rough around the edges but it was very good
>>19393836The wife line was for Seff you idiot.
>>19393836yes but luckily e-drones will pay 800 dollars to be shit on and laughed at like the pigs they are, so this will be seen as EPIC CINEMA!
>>19393913yeah bud I'm sure wheeler yuta can cut a better promo
>>19393968Who?
>>19392876>Austin 5:9 says I wear lifts to kick your ass!
>>19393645Logan Paul is based
>>19392876Punk almost killed him
>>19393968>b-b-b-b-but wheeler yutagrow up, he is terrible too. no one is calling him EPIC though.>>19393976kek
>>19393645I thought it was good at first but watching it back... too forced. and the WWE media team are gassing it up as this phenomenal thing. So it was obviously by design. And he kinda fumbled it. This is what WWE does. They plan for the epics and sometimes fall short. But still treat it as epic anyway.
>drones are so embarrassed about survivor squeals they're gassing this up as the promo of the year Every accusation they have about AEW fans is a confession btw
>>19393645The bar is below hell.have some fucking standards Jesus Christ.
I guess I'm the only one who kinda liked itIt was definitely a promo by a steiner, and we haven't had one of those in a while
>>19393645Embarrassing. This guy has no future in this company. Logan Paul was cringing out of his skin and wondering "what the fuck am I doing with my life?" which is the worst possible thing you can make another person feel.
>>19393999Yep. At first I thought him screaming bitch in the middle was why they were going to claim it was epic. Then he got to all the 4th wall breaking smark shit at the end it was even better. The exact shit they cry about 24/7, except done by a manlet with a voice creaking like he's going through puberty.
>>19394006Logan is a retard who doesn't belong in wrestling and is jealous of his more successful brother.
>>19393995Nobody in AEW can cut a promo so stop crying a out edrones you spastic
>>19394004>I guess I'm the only one who kinda liked itNah twitter seems to like it. The aggression was good. The content was there. You had the little personal anecdote to get the smarks excited. He just fucked up the AJ line.
>>19392876This was crazy having Logan Paul stand there like some sort of humiliation ritual when everyone knows he's better than Bron in promo, look, ability. Breakker is Curtis Axel 2.0.
>>19394020Eddie Kingston cut a better promo on a random Collision than anyone in WWE has all year. Nobody in WWE is convincing except Punk and Kevin Owens
>>19393645What a dumb video. It's cut out ye first half of the promo like Bron saying Punk was trying to break his neck and calling him a failed bitch because of it
>>19394029>Eddie Kingston cut a better promo on a random Collisionif a tree falls in the woods etc
>>19394004It was good overall. We will see how much better he gets and if he can do good on promo battles. Punk will obviously test him big time on this.Its funny how people praise his uncle all the time because his promos are a meme but had a guy like Scott came around today doing that shit most of this board would trash him as being a shitter.
>>19394020>b-b-b-b-but AEWagain, grow up. this was terrible.
>>19394038Get new material nigger
>>19394043Yeah it was. but it was still better than anyone in aew can do so stop crying about edrones
>>19392876That promo was the only interesting thing that happened on a 2 and a half hour show.
>>19394017Wrong. He's actually the best on the roster, aside from LA Knight and promo-wise? He has the edge because he fumbles and talks over himself less and even if he messes up, he has the good sense to keep going. He's a great worker and promo cutter and him being a YouTuber informs that. On the contrary, he is right where he needs to be. He needs a bigger strap though and for Bronn to go back to NXT where he belongs as a jobber and make him the WHC.
>la-di-da! promo cut Did he mean to say something else?
>>19392936You're confused. This isn't AEW.
>>19393222because they understand they are in a professional wrestling company. do you think kayfabe means ignoring that fact lol?
>>19394048e-drones are the faggots that are claiming this was great, so no, i believe i will continue to laugh at them, thank you very much. but if it makes you feel better, i will also laugh at an aewtist if they try to say wheeler yuta has a HECKIN EPIC promo. i will hazard a guess that you're an e-drone yourself with how gotten to you appear to be, though.
>>19394054Gonna spam 25 vert threads again tonight pal?
If some mother fucker picked up the mic immediately after Austin to get the last word the promo would have died, and that's what happened here. A rare miss by Logan. He didn't need to pick up the mic and yell damn.
>>19394060If you agree wheeler yuta can't cut a promo why are you having a meltdown when I said wheeler yuta can't cut a promo
>>19394051You cannot be this retarded
>>19394065It wasn't a miss, WWE told him "hey after bron's done cutting his promo tonight pick up the mic and yell DAMN to really sell it" but there was nothing to sell, he didn't say much
>>19394078Exactly. Everything in WWE is micromanaged shite. Look at the header of that youtube video ''Bron verbally DESTROYS CM Punk''. The memo went out to really put it over
>>19394017Logan is one of the best on the roster because he's one of the few current guys in the ring that is there to make money instead of living out his childhood dream.
>>19393779Prime CWC could cut better promos on the spot better than anyone today.
>>19394068jesus you are really mad lil dronie, are you one of the retards that paid to see this slop? goin through a lil sunk cost fallacy? have to feel better by immediately pivoting to seethe about wheeler yuta?for the last time, grow up. and btw this shit sucked ass. you should feel bad if you watched it and thought it was good lol.
>>19394095Lol I like how you can't stop yourself from calling people dronies even when called out
lets be crystal clear wheeler yuta is a miles better pro wrestler than bron breakker
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HvSDeiLRt0A&pp=ygUVY2hyaXMgY2hhbiBjbHlkZSBjYXNohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=riHgBEu3OSk>cuts a better promo than bron breakker
>>19394104the only people who would be seething about wheeler yuta in a thread about a shitty bron breakker promo are e-drones, yes. sorry you have to defend this shit and also think about fucking wheeler yuta 24/7 for some reason, his promos are as bad as brons.
I saw this, came here, expected to see maybe a tiny switch-up from /pw/ on this guy. Clearly, that was too much to expect.I know this wasn't all that; I know sucking it off like they are isn't the proper response, but it's an improvement.Yet when you guys hate someone, you stick to it. It doesn't matter if they improve even a tiny bit, take a tiny win; you won't let them. You poke, prod, bitch and whine, and then wonder why no real person takes the IWC seriously when this is the culmination of it.This board is terrible, and i'd rather browse twitter.
>>19394116LMAO at what?
>>19394125he's standing next to Bronson Reed who pw literally had a whole fucking shift on. Opinion discarded if you're just going to make shit up and ignore the reality in front of your eyes instead of just admitting this dude is the FOURTH best Steiner. Yes honorary Steiner for a day Jordaynne Grace and Maple Leaf Muscle Petey Williams are above him, deal with it.
>>19394125Just wade through the immense amount of dickheads posting in bad faith and you'l have a better time
>>19394078>but there was nothing to sellhe is supposed to sell himself as being angry and to make people believe he can hurt someone. he didnt do that. that promo was as bad as the genesis of mcgillicutty in that it just wasnt believable at all and he sounded stupid not threatening
>>19394132>better pro wrestler>at whatfucking WWE fans need you to explain to them what being a pro wrestler even is. The guy just said what Wheeler is better at, being a pro wrestler.
>>19394132I'm an aewtis but lie is even too much for me. Kek.
>>19394125Nobody is denying this was an improvement. His promos are usually a 3/10 this was a 4/10
>>19394125There's a degree of contrarianism to it, certainly, but a lot of that is brought on by how WWE in general sells stuff, and let's by honest, NXT itself. NXT smarks are in a league of their own when it comes to over-hyping mid wrestlers, worse than the most annoying AEWtists or E-drones by far. By the time they get pushed and are no where near what they've been sold as people are sick of them and they come off far shittier than they probably are in reality.
>>19394147Which aspect of being a pro wrestler you fat retard
>>19394132>wheeler yutaFirst of all he's 6ft.
more like Autism 3:16
Bronsars the jeets are worked
>>19394177>WWE fan can't stop begging me to explain what a pro wrestler is to himJesus Christ we need to ship WWE fans off to /tv
Good mannerisms, decent enough delivery, but the content was PG dogshit. Imagine if he could really let loose.
>wheeler yuta sucks>NOBODY PRETENDS WHEELER YUTA IS GOOD>*5 minutes later*>He is really good though you edrone!
>>19394188there's a reason we can't discuss pro wrestling on the pro wrestling board, and it's because WWE fans are too stupid to do so
>>19394204he's great playing the Dom role in the DR. I don't know what you expect.
>>19394188>>19394206or you could just answer his question
>>19394189This, it's a shame he can't go full ECW when Paul is right there.
>>19394206>We can't discuss wrestling because someone asked what makes a certain wrestler goodHow does that work
>>19394188anon there are a lot more dignified ways to get (you)'s than sticking your fingers in your ears and going LALALALALA
>>19392876Based
>>19394180lol sure he is man
>>19394139>Bronson Reedyall like bronson reed so you can do your heckin /pw/ memes
>>19394004I really liked it
>>19392876BAU BAU BAU
>>19394139Sneed is still a faggot.
>>19394029>punk and Kevin Owens>convincingThanks for reminding me there was another person on the roster the average fan could shoot beat in a fight besides punk.
>>19394232we could do the same with anyone we dont like. sneed is the only one who redeemed himself
*effortlessly mogs Bron Breakker*
>>19394222LALALALA is Bron's next promo. HEHE PROMO CUT!
>>19394270who is that
>>19394274the geico caveman
>>19394270turbo retard who can't cut a promo and is even shorter than Bron
>>19393258Yeah, look at what CM Punk did to those guys he fought in UFC
>>19394270who is the hobo?
>>19394270He deserves some credit because he actually pivoted his character and was happy to play the chickenshit in DR even after he got a lot of early hype and astroturfing as a legit style wrestler from dumbass redditorsHe adjusted and doesn't take himself so seriously he can't understand his role. The same can't be said of the likes of Daniel Garcia.
>>19394270big yutes instantly drawing dimes in a thread about bronetty
Bron is the same height as the FTRs. I just can't take him or them seriously
>>19394282switchblade i think?
>>19394182
>>19394306who is switchblade?
>>19393070literally this, that voice crack ruined the entire thing LOL
It felt so forced but I can't exactly put my finger on why
>>19394355because it was
>>19394355Cause it's fake and scripted, a couple of wriiter faggots backstage wrote that entire thing for him to say and then he had to memorize and act it out in the ringYou can shit on AEW all you want, but the fact of the matter is it's real from the wrestling to the promos.
>>19394300>Bron is the same heighthe's the same height as kurt angle and cena you trollfag
>>19394370cena and angle aren't the same height so that's already wrong
>>19392876Get a life, kid
>>19394382You have to cut them some slack, WWE fans don't know anything about pro wrestling, not even about their own favorite company or wrestlera
>>19394368>You can shit on AEW all you want, but the fact of the matter is it's realreal fucking faggoted
>>19394182that's a spic
>>19394270>Aura
>>19394383oh dear. Brock has a foot on him. Bron really is only 5'5"
>>19394414need to also subtract 2-3 inches for the lifts im afraid
>>19394368Many are saying tis
>>19394368This does feel true.
>>19394420But that would make him shorter than the marks in the crowd..
>>19393836>>blames Punk for the neck botch>>when it's clear on camera that it was his dumbass that over rotated.fucking retard
>>19394414Brock isn't even "tall" by old timers standards, he is 6"2 or 6"3, imagine if someone like Kane or Carder show up next to him.
>>19394521pretty sure take's leaning heavily here but
>>19394574this is taker after 20 back surgeries that took off 4-5 inches and bron with 4-5 inch lifts
>>19394396CM Punk will never be in a promo battle this good ever again in his life in WWE:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO0j3xaZ53ENothing in WWE is capable of feeling this raw and authentic. It's completely overproduced soulless goyslop now. Never again
>>19394512It was actually Cody's fault for pushing him off the way he did
>>19394368I think AEW is mostly shit but they do at least cut promosNobody cuts promos in WWE unless they're a veteran with all sorts of tenure like Punk or Cena. They just repeat lines fed by D-tier Hollyslop writers who were so shit they got fired from Season 36 of The Arrow on CW or maybe they wrote 2 episodes of Nigger Cleopatra from Netflix.I'm serious, look up WWE writers and check their imdbs.I respect AEW because even if nobody can cut a promo over there at least they're trying to do it the actual pro wrestling way instead of being F-tier actors
>>19394660That part
>>19392876>austin 3:16Son if ya think that bulldog lookin midget who can't even wear an earring, ya better get your eyes checked and then get an MRI and check if ya got a brain.
>>19393763Wanna bet that's exactly what he did before they told him back in NXT "don't do that, we already remember Scott, be different"?He cut a promo in that McCool podcast and sounded just like Scott Steiner, no voice crack, tonnes of confidence, it was great to hear.
>>19392876>>19394383>>19394574Does anyone understand the dwarf language?
>>19392876The producers must be covering up some with that big jump cut. I didn't catch the promo live since I was watching MNF, and this is all I have to go on.They threw Bron into the fire here, and he wasn't awful. He's been anointed the "next guy" so they have no choice but to pressure him into developing his skills sooner than he can handle. The credibility that comes with his family name seems to have served him from the start, and it helped shape the hyper-aggressive alpha "badass" character he's developed since. He continually gets better in the ring, and to his credit he seems to understand that his ring style and character ought to complement each other (as his father and uncle no doubt drilled into his head).The Creative Department and HHH laid down this challenge to see whether Bron can cut a promo worthy of a few more Netflix subs and renewals. Bron's nerves were obvious. He turbo-babbled at a mile a minute. He knows he's being judged, and this led to a visible lack of confidence that undermined this particular showing. It wasn't like Curt Hennig's kid though (I forget that shitter's name). Bron can get there. He needs to key in more on the attitude he conveys when he wrestles as he delivers his promos instead of trying to crack some witty quips like that dud line about Becky being more famous than Seth. Part of me wishes he'd just rip off his mentally unstable uncle Scott and begin viciously burying Punk by accusing him of having a pussy that smells like sewage, but I'm trying to be realistic. Bron will be a legitimate WWE main event talker if he can simply settle himself a bit when he delivers his lines, and comes as close as he can to channeling the demeanor of the pissed off, hair-triggered, and ultraviolent character Austin portrayed to introduce the Stone Cold character early on (I emphasize only the *demeanor of that character* here, Bron of course will never rise to match Austin's mic skills). We'll see, but I believe in Bron.
>>19394075This is a Logang board, reddit
>>19394383Effortlessly mogged
>>19394414Afraid so All of the gay youtube podcasters really think this midget will be the next face of the company But really, it’s going to be between Austin Theory when they finally strap the rocket to his cum eating ass, or Dirty Dom Waller is also perhaps a dark horseHe’s comfortable on the mic
You all just mad and nitpicking because in real life your dad will never cut that promo saying he loves you and is proud of you. Take that to the bank and save it.
>>19394963It's legit just one guy, here all day every day, spamming anti Bron threads. I don't know what he thinks he's accomplishing with it, but there are some very mentally ill people on this board
>reddit deletes the promo on sightlollmao
>>19394969Scary.
Is it possible for Bron to be good at talking?
>>19395005Suppose it’s canon that Atom Cole would height mog Bron allegedly 5’8” with attitude, BreakkerWWE will die in your lifetime Based
>>19395083Go spam it 100 more times and you will still never have sex
this shit is so sad bron got a great segment and dom gets a fucking segment talking about liv and being liv's valet again
>>19395091Bron won’t fuck you
>>19395103He's busy fucking your mind every day
>>19395109While you wish it was yours
>>19395113>He admits to itLMAO
>>19395115You don’t deny it
time for part timer punk to get buried
>>19394040Scott was a proven commodity as a tag team wrestler, then changed his look and started delivering wild promos to match it. He was the perfect heel for a babyface with fan support like Booker to dethrone. His WWE return sucked because his roided ass could barely move, but his TNA run, when he took himself less seriously, was pretty fun. I think the Creeds could be on a similar jpurney. Yeet did.
>>19392876It wasn't anything groundbreaking but it was a decent promo, better than what 90% of the roster can deliver unfortunately
austin three sixt-*voice crack*-een says i just whooped your ass!
>>19393645Is there a streamable somewhere? I won't give a single YT view to this dog and pony show
>>19393070him and scott have weird voices. strange he doesnt sound like his dad who had a slower and more deliberate bass in his tone.
>>19394125>got his feefees hurt by a post>calls peedub part of the iwc>fell for the newfag "sage in all fields" memeMaybe Reddit is more your lane
>>19394125the entire internet is like that. unless you go to reddit and they tend to do the opposite and talk about how important it was in their lives and it changed everything.
>>19393001Kek. This. The manlet midget push needs to be stopped. He's nothing special in the ring, he can't talk without stuttering or having his voice crack & he looks like a joke even on roids. Imagine putting him in a feud with Roman. He'd look like a child.
>>19395364>The manlet midget push needs to be stopped.i remember hearing and seeing dudes like ahmed johhson or sid speak back in the day. even though you couldnt always understand them they just seemed scary like they could hurt someone if they wanted. bron is the opposite of that
Bron would be great if he could just be a trash talking dipshit Steiner but they're not allowing him to be. At least he is miles ahead of where Roman was when the rocket was strapped to him. Pic related, Roman's first big promo coming back from injury and he completely fucked it up.
>>19393645Shockmaster tier
is the samefagging on this board always so obvious? tourist from /vg/ here
>>19395538/pw/ is full of retards and samefags
>>19395512Oh boy, a 5'3 midge trash talker with voice cracks and scared deer eyes who is treated like a monster despite being shorter than 80% of the roster.Grimola.
>>19392936Correct, no one is watching AEW
>>19393645Sounds kino to me.
>THIS WAS JUST LIKE THAT TIME FROM THE ATTITUDE ERA!this is the audience WWE has by the way, people spending thousands and ten hours a week watching their product trying to relive that thing from their childhood.
>>19394182Indians aren't named Jesus, you stupid son of a bitch
>>19392936Oh it’s true, it’s damn true!
>Thread still up after 12 hoursPromo's good idc
>>19394270many people are saying this
>>19392876>IM BIG ANGRY AT YOU SETH!this guy sucks. all he had to do was say seth you are NOT cool! ha ha ha ha but nope instead he starts talking to seth like he is sitting at home watching this shit then stamps his feet and has a temper tantrum like a child as he leaves the ring. bron is never going to draw a single dime
>>19393001i fucking died at the "HOW'S THAT FOR A PROMO" shit lmfao
The promo was decent. I shoot popped when he took off the jacket. People like passion.
>>19396437phil dude just shut up already you are old and on your way out, YOU WILL JOB to the steiner kid, like or not
>>19393645lol this is what you get when seff gets injured, it's why these jokers were never fated to be Evolution 2.0, they're Nexus
>>19394368That part
>>19394969>It's legit just one guy, here all day every day, spamming anti Bron threads. I don't know what he thinks he's accomplishing with it, but there are some very mentally ill people on this boardThat part. I think its a couple bad faith aewtists and a Mexican faggot mad that Bron is being pushed over Dom
>>19392876IT WAS HECKIN EPIC!BROOOOOOOOOOO
On topic plz
domfag here i think he had a great promo
>>19394590eddie kingston worries about covid here like a faggot. so embarrassing.
>>19400321eddie kingston needs to worry about TYPE 2 DIABEETUS!
>>19400321>le ebin COVID ISN'T REAL!!!!! faggot redditor Have you tried killing yourself?
>>19394590Eddie is a fat loser fuck you mean authentic
>>19400418If you can be an authentic, fat loser why cant eddie
>>19393645He sounds like Sami
I could see Bron turn out like Jack Swagger did back in the early 2010s.
>>19398438>YOU WILL JOB to the steiner kid, like or notim sure lots of people will but it wont ever get him over. also little bronetty botched most of his match that he had against punk already. dude is never going to be a big-time player like they want him to be
Is there some schizo on here who just shits on Bron for the hell of it?
>>19400621Yeah. take anything you read about Bron here with a grain of salt because if it's negative, odds are it's that faggot
>200+ post thread about one (1) promoDamn that must have been Bron's pipebomb
>>19400621more than one. why is it hard to believe nobody likes this nepo baby vanilla midget?
>>19392876>Breakkker 3:16 says I just La Di Da'd your ass
>>19400696next he'll accuse you of being "domfag"
>>19394736>hair-triggered and ultraviolentI agree with most of what you said.I think his character hinges on a combo of 4 things: 1) unpredictability / instability2) hair-triggered3) intense energy4) ultraviolentThis sets the stage for a guy where you never know how he’ll react or what might set him off. You just know when he does, he’ll go ballistic and destroy you. (Like a pitbull, hence the barking dogs.) That’s what made the turn on Seth so “character-building foundational.”But yes, the double edged sword is that the sort of promos you need to cut with a character like that are high energy, rapid fire rants…which means a lot of words delivered loudly and quickly…which means a lot of writing and memorization. Which means a higher chance that you’ll trip up eventually (or squeak your voice, like he’s done a couple times).
>>19393645Why is he talking tough when he is so short lol Logan Paul looks like a star but Bron looks like short guy cope
>LET'S DO THiIiiIiIiisSs