>Meanwhile, in Japan...
>Never the guy>Fake tough guy>Fake shooter>Won as many legit fights as Cuck Man Phil>PANCRASE was a work>as legit of a fighter as Akira Maeda & Nobuhiko Takada>was Masakatsu Funaki's Jannetty>dropped out of the NJ Dojo because he didn't have what it took>nearly killed NOAH because he's an anti-draw>never won a G1>never won the IWGP HW strap>has literally wrestled in empty arenas>before Corona>never drew a single dime>never sold a single shirt>janettied by his theme song>faction full of jobbers>literally wears a fedora>midget>stupid haircut>"shooter" who doesn't even have cauliflower ears>stole Taz's towel gimmick>NEVER Champion because he NEVER drew a dime>senior citizen who picks on Young Lions because they're not allowed to beat his ass>not good enough for main card of WK13>wasn't good enough to wrestle in America for 30-years>when he finally was able to come over for the 1st time in 30-years to wrestle Cody, he lowered himself by thanking Cody for drawing the house in front of the entire locker room.>when he finally was able to come over for the 2nd time in 30-years to wrestle Moxley, his “legendary” entrance was cut to make time for Dante Martin vs. Will Hobbs>"Kaze Ni Nare" means "Allergic to Yen">So afraid of people on the internet that he threatens to call the cops on them for saying mean things.>nicknamed The Lonely Warrior because no one comes to see him wrestle>フェイク・タフ・ガイ・プッシー
>>19398755Kek
https://youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E?si=hHXrWXeWHcuYaNUcSin invite con portero
>>19398703>Mao casually strolling around on his knees like a retardGotta love DDT. You just gotta.
>>19398703Dave Meltzer gave this five stars btw
HOLY SHIT
>>19398703The rise of mma and the Takahashi book really fucked Japanese wrestling.
>>19398703my 2k17 career character looks like the blue guy.even got the whiskers
>>19398703Rikidozan smiles down from the heavens
>>19398755>>nicknamed The Lonely Warrior because no one comes to see him wrestle
>>19399871>the Takahashi bookhuh care to extrapolate? Hiromu? Yujiro? What did they say?
That’s the heckin Murder Grandpa right there!
>>19401991Mister Takahashi, the old NJPW ref. He wrote a book called “Puroresu is a Complete Show” or something like that in 2001. Consider that Pride was majorly taking off at the same time. The book did absolutely no favours for wrestling’s popularity in Japan
>>19398703>WE WANT ANPANMAN>WE WANT ANPANMAN>WE WANT ANPANMAN
>>19398703Doremon v giant robo
El que adivina my numero gana un pozo
>>19402240No one has ever cared about this shit except you
>>19402479imagine the state of the cunt who made this image
>>19402607BMI of at least 50
To give Suzuki some credit he had one of the best matches of his recent career in DDT not too long ago so he has the right to goof off for awhile.
>>19403857
>>19403857Yeah, so?
>>19403857>Top is soulless>bottom is soulmultinational jew conglomerates vs National businesses. big difference electionfag
>>19402479haven’t seen this in ages
>>19403857Cope harder!MUTTMERICA IS A JOKE AND CHINA IS BTFOING MUTTMERICA!!!!LMAOOO
>>19402479True.Anti Smarks can cope in their basement as their president takes away their healthcare and welfare LMAO
>>19398703>In Japan, it’s a sport.
>>19405865Because it’s too faggoty for even this board.
>>19402479>>19406756The name of this event is literally BAKA GAIJIN and it's run by a white guy
