Joe And Eddie Face To Face, The C2 Pushes Forward, And A Women's Tag Team Death Match!...AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from The Fishers Event Center in Fishers, IN8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!>AEW World Champion Samoa Joe & Eddie Kingston Face To Face!>Timeless Love Bombs vs. MegaProblems in an AEW Women's World Tag Team Championship Tournament Semifinal Hardcore Holiday Death Match>The Rainmaker Kazuchika Okada (0) vs. The Bastard PAC (3) in a Continental Classic Gold League Match>Jon Moxley (3) vs. Claudio Castagnoli (3) in a Continental Classic Blue League Match>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher (3) vs. Kevin Knight (3) in a Continental Classic Gold League Match>And More!** 24 Days Out From Worlds End **
BASED
I watch for PAC and the pornostar
>>19402555watching that dog shit survivor series PLE made me appreciate AEW more
El partió en los lucumosNadie nunca ve la cancha no tiene galucha
>>19402555CM Punk won
>>19402555>Eddie Kingston, in 2025, in the main title pictureLMAO Keep at it Tony.
>>19402624This faggot used his dog as a prop to get attention from women (classic pua trick) and to sell extra merch. Didn't give a shit about the dog's safety when he chimped out during brawl out. Kenny was the only human to ever show genuine affection to that poor ugly fucking mut.
I just started HRT guys wish me luck on my journey.
Wheres Buddy??
what's the prize for this tournament since the belt got unified
>>19402715>in order to get women to fuck you you just need a cute dogis it really that easy?
>>19402753iCarly?
>>19402800No it's the girl from >>19402624
>>19402555>joe vs kingstonTwo fat old guys are fighting for AEW's top belt? Well i guess it's something different at least...
>>19402803>girl
>>19402555Tony's gonna force a death match stip on every show now that he realized blood and guts was the only thing that popped the ratings in months, isn't he?
>>19402555Wait, Samoa joe is the champ now? Why did they even let hang tranny have a reign? didn't Joe fight hang tranny right after the troon got the belt?
>>19402832>Wait, Samoa joe is the champ now? Why did they even let hang tranny have a reign? didn't Joe fight hang tranny right after the troon got the belt
>>19402753Might be the most attractive tranny of all time
>>19402577QuƩ estay hablando culiao
>>19402624
>>19402855We don't post selfies here, Trev.
>>19402624WHERE'S YA DOGGY PHIL ?KWAB
>>19402753ah Katherine, my beloved
>>19402877Una cancha sin galeria
>>19402887>Tony bitter that he never got to wank Larrytypical Pakistani cum hog
>>19402887>a meme referencing one of those calvin bumper stickersYea this is definitely something a 56 year old cripple who never leaves his house would find funny
A lot of squealing piggies in here. Survivor series was that bad, huh. Guessing the landscape did not change?
>>19403043Nah it didn't, everyone's still talking about WWE and no one gives a shit about AEW, same as always
>>19403043What happened to Adam Page's second title reign, Porkcunt? Was it not the reset AEW desperately needed?
>>19402555kinda eh hopefully the crowd is hot and makes it enjoyable
>all matches are irrelevant tournament matches>irrelevant tournament matches are death matches for some reason
>>19403116Nah they needed a new reset to reset that reset that didn't work and made another 200k stop watching
>>19402624Many are saying this
>>19403043This one got them upset lol
>>19403043it wasn't the reset they needed, sadly
>>19402555this is an insane card ngl.
>>19402555>Based Joe's first defense is against a zesty, fatass shitter
I love AEW with my whole heart and soul
If you're wondering why wwe fans are more uppity than usual, it's because they just found out ESPN is furious with WWE and are seriously rethinking the deal they have with them
>>19402555>Promotes violence against women in your path
>>19403407Most WWE fans don't religiously follow every dirtsheet account on twitter and get minute to minute updates on the company's public relations, ya obsessed obese retard
>>19403434based
>>19403450Yeah he also forgot that most wwe fans don't know how to read or write according to a Fox study
>>19403458Yet somehow they clearly make more money than AEW fans who can't afford more than $40 for their tickets
>>19403458And the only AEW fan doesn't know how to walk.
>>19403461Most wwe fans are on some type of welfare (brown and poor) or social security (old) or disability (fat).Aew fans have to use their actual earned money for tickets and ppvs. It's why per capita aew fans spend more per month on ads and streaming services than any other sports fans
Gonna hear the death riders theme 4x tonight. Based
What weapons/spots do you want in the match in order for it to be based?
>>19403972barbed wire titsnipple gunsvagina dentata
>>19403972Nipples getting stapled. Barbedwire bat run across someones vagina.
>>19403407How embarrassing
>>19402555Hot Dog eating contest for the World Title.
Who has your vote for KWABOTY fellas?>>19388129>>19388129>>19388129
>>19403972Christmas tree up the twat
>>19403026That's just every piggapoo online
>>19402555>Women's World Tag Team Championship Tournament Semifinal Hardcore Holiday Death MatchYES MILLY!! THE FEELING IS RESTORED!!GAMECHANGERS!!
>>19404328The only intellectually honest answer
>>19402624I heard Larry was finally been put out his misery.I hate how Phil used the poor puppy to get sympathy and cover his awful real persona. And even worse, how he used him to talk shit about The Elite.Farewell, little guy, you're in peace now. And fuck you Phil, you're nothing but scum.
>>19403026
>>19403043>A lot ofnah it's just that 1 (one) guy as alwaysAlone, unaided, friendless and shunned. KWAB
>>19404399kek, he was right. kys pedo
>>19404328Hulketty
>>19403026>Calvin bumper stickersstrictly an American thing
>>19403953I always wondered what's the deal meant to be with the music cue from The Shining they use for them? like is Mox meant to be a Jack Torrance type who is actually going insane and none of this is really happening but we the audience can see his delusions too like they are real like in the movie.
>>19402555love this current continental classic lineup because most of the matches are first time ever bouts
CEX is back on the menu tonighthttps://x.com/MercedesVarnado/status/1996350488716136626?s=20
>>19402555Knight vs Kyle starts off the night?
>>19404467There's a porn star named "Sin Sack" who is Mercedes' doppelganger and she does incest porn. Found this out like a week ago
>>19404530*sin snack
>>19404530Any Leila lookalikes?
anyone else ready to go SICKO MODEwith some continental kino>>19404580yumola
>>19402555PROMO VID UPhttps://x.com/AEW/status/1996351276003778658?s=20
>>19404467fucking zoophiles
>>19402555Okada wearing lipstick lmaoooooo
Is there a hardcore women's match on every show now?
>>19404580She has an OF brah. No need for lookalikes. Her tits and nipples are insane (compliment)
>>19404642The ECW/CZW style of pro-wrestling is making a comeback. People love spectacles. You cant have 15 minute headlock matches in a world where TikTok fried everyone's brains and they cant pay attention to something for more than 15 seconds
>>19404580I LOVE THIS MOCHA BADDIE SLUT SO MUCH BROS
Tonight's show broke last year's attendance. RED HOT COMPANY
>>19402577>>19402935Wrong board>>>/sp/
>>19404467>CEOverrated
>>19404701why is Mercedes not recruiting all the caramel hotties into her mocha badbitch stable. It should be Leila, Aleah James and the Renegade Twins. Led by the CEO.
>>19404752>RED HOT COMPANY
>>19404819aura merchantlearn to work bitch
>>19404819genuinely pretty
>>19404817A new and improved baddie section
>>19404817Uhh, my dick
>>19404817Horses don't want to be in a stable. They want to roam free.
>>19404867kekA faction, you know what I meant.
>>19404819Too pretty for wrestling
>>19404819Buddy is a lucky guy.
Iām going to watch AEW Dynamite for the first time. Iāll give my impressions during the show.
>>19404882POP!
>>19404896make sure to tell us later how SEX mina is
>>19404896What's your seat like
>>19404752>$30 get inUnironically 3 times as much as they were charging last year wtf
>>19404424>"DAAAARBY........DARBY BOOOOOYYYYYY............."
>>19404926My comfy couch, why the fuck does HBO Max not put this on the front page of their app
>>19404896Iāve always wanted to see how WWE fans respond when they step out of the plantation and watch AEW for the first time. Itād be great if there were more āFirst Time Watching AEWā reactions on YouTube. It feels like itād be an easy grift if nothing else.
>>19402555>Hardcore Holiday Death MatchIs Mina gonna get slimed with eggnog?
>>19404955Iām watching the Dynamite before Full Gear. I thought they drew empty crowds. Itās a packed arena.
>>19404958HOPE SO!!! HAHAHAH
>>19404964You have been lied to about AEW ad nauseam.Believe nothing you see online about them from the grifters and trolls. Just watch and form your own opinion. The whole online discourse landscape of AEW is corrupted by bad faith grifters.
>>19404964you got sissy-hypno'd by the WWE grifters on X and somehow broke the conditioning. Many such cases
>>19404964Crowd sizes are all over the place for AEW. For Dynmite they'll have like 3.5k tonight. Then probably 2.7k next week. Then 10k in Manchester. then a 1.5k hammerstein show. then probably 2.5k in Omaha lol.
>>19404974Swerves new theme is as banger
>>19402555Why aren't they putting Claudio's CMLL belt in the promo? They act like all of Mercedes's shindy belts matter.
Aew is gay
>>19404974based enjoy the show AnonGive us scoops on dark matches/non televised stuff that happenss
>>19404988nah you are
>>19404964you now realize that this board is mostly empty outside of gamethreads and generals, and a couple unironic schizos who spend 99% of their free time bumping anti-aew threads for weeks on end and no one else cares enough to fight them because this place went to shit years ago.captcha jay ps, did he get a nose job?
>>19404984>mos dane-druss>mos dane-druss>mos dane-druss
Iām not used to seeing shows with wrestling and no filler. Itās a nice change of pace.
>>19404974based
>>19404964Welcome
>>19405010damn her fingers are tiny
>>19404978maybe a cure is possible
>>19405035excited for this match like you wouldn't believe
>>19404328>Hogan actually winning He doesn't let anyone get over even in death
>>19405045I think Pac's got thisOkada taking 2 losses at the start to make people think he's not heading to the finals, and it builds Pac up above that QUITTER Mox
MAKETHE SWITCH
>>19405072KIRDBLT
>>19405024my schlong would look HUGE in her tiny hands
>>19405072REAL NIGGA SHIT
>>19404752good to see, hope everyone has fun.
I had a dream that Richochet started a group called "The Stable" and had his wife and Anna Jay and Tay Conti in it. He walked them all out on all fours on dog leashes and kept doing his "haaaaahhh" voice and got nuclear heat.
Friendly reminder to call out GuyIngonito for being a pedo
>>19405072Honestly holding Wargames so close to blood and guts didn't do any favours to Wargames
>>19405035ez motw
>>19405049Was real good shit the first time around
>>19405051right now this very moment he's telling larry THAT DOESN'T WORK FOR ME BROTHER
>>19405101Make it a yearly thing
>>19405096dimes
I'm here for my main man Hologram, shoutout to all my holoniggas, elcloniggas are NOT welcome here and need to leave immediately
>>19405096>the booker's thinly veiled fetish
>>19405126.........
>>19405096Did this dream cause an involuntary excretion?
the ritual posting in this general is too damn high
>>19405140HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
>>19405126Where's Harleygram?
>>19405144we gotta do something while we wait for the show to start
YOU WANTED WAAARRRR
Newfag checking in getting my dynamite cherry popped
skeeavone has pretty crappy posture
>>19402803>>19402810WHOM???
>>19405152welcome and enjoy brother
Opening with Eddie Kingston based
How Samoa is Joe?
>that pyro
>>19405156thatās hangman
JOE IS GONNA EAT YOU
JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE
Castlevania music starts
I'M BUNDLED UP
Iām so happy Joe is getting the retirement run he deserves
>castlevania music hits
Samoa Joseph
>>19405163>Joe gets paranoid and attacks Schiavone on sightdimes
Danielson is back in the booth
to all the new viewers pls do not judge aew by the commentary of excalibur he is the drizzling shits we just can't do anything about it
Eddie Kingston is washed up and can't wrestle anymore
WHERE MY PATNAS AT??????
My favorite Kingston moment is when he was injured and then came back fatter than ever
AYO JOE IM COMIN FOR DAT SAMOAN NUT PADNAH
I think the audio guy fucked up the the set up I'm getting echos when music hits
AYO YOUR NUTS ARE COLDLEMME WARM EM UP
>>19405183I like him but I'm a nerd
>>19405185bundledup
I thought he said corporate fucking
LOCAL SPORTS TEAM BAD!
Packed arena. Interesting.
Your hometown? It sucks btw
lol Indianapolis BTFO
>>19405199That was a suit joke about penguins not a sports joke brother
>>19402624Kek what a dead dog having bitch
That chick in the background during close ups of Joe is a Solid 7
Joe groomed HOOK
>Eddie not dialing in via the landline at his ma's house in Yonkers
I WANT MARINAS FEET ON MY SCREEN NOW!
>>19405209Fraid so
>>19405148Many are saying this
>>19405209So Eddie is mad Joe took away his young gay lover?
Wasted Potential Eddie Kingston has a certain ring to it
>>19405218It could be a hilarious DUI angle.
I really don't want to see Eddie Kingston's fat ass do those little rapid chops ever again...
>>19405211why? they're midToni's on the other hand...
I miss when Eddie was injured
THAT'S RIGHT PARDNA!!
get him Eddie
WHERE'S THE GUY WHO'D PUT HIS NUTS IN MY MOUTH AFTER EVERY SHOW?
>>19405208black hair with the grey hoodie?in front of the Bret Hart hoodie guy
>>19405211this but her nips
Eddie would have been great in the Mean Street Posse desu
HE IS ACCUSING SAMOA JOE OF BEING PAT PATTERSON
Does Tony have the balls to put the belt on Eddie in a swerve? Better bundle up!
should have done more to build eddie up before this
>>19405072I WANNA FEELI WANNA HEALWHAT I THOUGHT WAS NEVER REALI WANNA LET GO OF THE PAIN I HELD SO LOOOOOONG
>makes you care about a cold match in 1 week's timeYeah, why isn't Eddie Kingston on every Dynamite?
HOOK'S NUTS ARE MINE YOU SON OF A BITCH
>>19405237aew should work a kayfabe ring boy scandal
KILL HIM CLAUDIO
>>19405239Yeah, he didn't have as much to dig into with his promo. He needs more material for a good promo
>>19405249lol
claudio and pac both finna lose tonight
death riders brosā¦..
>>19405235
Claudio has to make Moxley tap tonight, right?
every damn week with Excalibur, the points aren't up for grabs this ain't duelist island Pac is not losing his points if he loses and as I type this he stutters to say Marina. I genuinely feel like the world is ribbing me by how no other person mentions his 5-7 mistakes a week.
The Opps are just DEI Death Riders
Winter is coming? nah nah nah, I AM COMING AND FOR THAT NUT PARTNA
>yells in japanese>betkek
>>19405249>Hook, if you want to get ahead...you have to let me give YOU head
Does Shibata speak Japanese and everybody just understands him?
>>19405249negative 1, rizzler and big justice. it's a slow burn
>Mox walking into the match tonight
where did all his muscles go???
>>19405265he's trying his best
>>19405271RJ City would be perfect for this gimmick
>>19405259I want Marina to lock me in Mothers Milk while PACs eurotrash rave music is blasting at full volume
I fucking love this PAC arc
based pac theme music
>>19405272Yeah its like Chewbacca
Was natty Pac sitting there the whole show waiting for his music to hit?
>Greatest 2nd generation wrestler of all timeWho's going to rape him for saying this?
kinda miss his old entrances
>>19405272he's like Chewbacca
>>19405272the bet popped me, still wish he had the speak n spell gimmick thohook still an awkward promo but he works a lot better with Joe again. also best I've seen from hobbs so far too talking.
>>19405286Heās been sitting there for 3 days straight
could be a kino match
Does anyone have the Angelico swagger ring enterance gif??
Yāall think PAC says the n word?
that much pyro is this tiny ass building is hilarious to look at, probably loud as fuck too.
>dcf vs dr colliding
>>19405295Based Pac making them set up around him
I like Okada's new music. Really grown on me
>>19405265I hate excalibur so much it's un fucking real but what's the point in complaining, he's probably the last person who would ever leave the company short of tony and maybe the bucks.
>>19405280Sounds good
Okada's new theme has grown a lot on me
>>19405301Whitesnake concert vibes
don't care what any one bitching about him being lazy says, i love bitchy lil'kazu>>19405290me too
>>19405301Gives the classic smokey WCW Nitro look afterwards
>>19405298
Tournament is literally 1 match in and the announcer talk about Okada losing the first like he's on the brink of elimination
based heel on heel action
>>19405300i bet he's antifa-woke
>>19405313Based ty
>>19405308kek did you see the old ass black dude in the crowd bobbing his head to it?
>>19405313I like to think Evens is still stuck in Mexico
is PAC natty?
>>19405316you only get 5 matches, if he also loses or draws this and Kyle wins he's now 5 or 6 points down. With so few matches your shit can fall apart immediately.
Iād kill to see PAC vs Buddy.
I think of this every time I see the bastard
>>19405323being fed his wife's lasagna, he is like a character in a greek tragedy.
>>19405290
>>19405316What's so magical about this girl?
>>19405334everything
CAHM ON DRAGON'S GATE*clap clap clapclapclap*SCOAH SOME FAHKIN PINS
>>19405300if by n you mean NEWCASTLE then yesor wye aye man
>>19405338fuck I want to rape her
>>19405332Me trying to learn the order of planets from the teacher but my friend keeps shining the laser pointer at me
>>19405316Hope this obaasan gets rainmakered during Okada and Takeshita's feud
They're doing the Don Callis Family schtick on WWE programming. It's the Paul Heyman Family on WWE. This after ripping off the Death Riders with The Vision
>>19405338holy fucking sex
>>19405326yes
>>19405342tiny tits have that effect on people.
>>19405311
>>19405349nah it's her pits
>>19405342control yourself sammy
>>19405326Full diet of gruel and stale bread
Why does the Goggins work so well as the Grinch?
>>19405353tiny pits have that effect on people.
>>19405326PAC is so natty they use his genetic material to create steroids
Newfag Update:The opening segment was ok.The PAC/Okada match seems to be warming up. Overall ok so far. I feel like if this was raw we would still be on the opening segment, I like the pacing of the show
I hope the holiday deathmatch is an actual bloody hardcore match and not a goofy one
>>19405359PAC on his way to the hospital to cheer up sick kids
>>19405359You mean chicken parmos.
slow boring match, worst of the tournament so far.
>>19405313It's criminal they dropped the original music;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu-olVgAbKgsuch a banger
Bros I need a Viking Cruise
>>19405350Is Pac part English goblin?
>>19404328Janela
>>19405384You tell me
>>19405373>Oi, I ear ya dying, bloddy stop it!
>>19405372I hope it's both, get a clue.
>>19405389lord of the rings extra doesn't know how he ended up in a wrestling company
>>19405313Pedo
>>19402926Katherine who? Is that really the same person CM punk is posing with? Cant find any image matches anywhere.
>>19405350
NEW THREAD>>19405402>>19405402>>19405402>>19405402>>19405402>>19405402
>>19402732One of the belts that were unified.
Okada is literally wrestling a Southern style slow burn match. Why does Cornette hate him?
>>19405404
>>19405406He's Japanese
>>19405406COS AEW BAD
>>19405389Right after emerging from a cave
Based Rainmaker
Briscoe seems a little down
Ah-ha
I like that Dalton wears giant man panties
>>19405517his ass is just that big brother
Easy Fletcher win here
That seemed like a very random crowd cheer
Very disrespectful to the Protostar there
>>19405559something i like about non-WWE shows is the crowd is a bit more organic rather than the piped in for TV stuff they've been doing in WWE since COVID. like when there is a promo people fucking listen cause they're invested and not just there to shout dumb shit.
Knight showing off here
I need my pip
>>19405616get a vpn like me and get triller tv. shit is 10 bucks a month for commercial free AEW wrasslin
>>19405397That's a man