Chain Gang Edition(The Captain and Asuka may have lost war games but they arrrr still the champs. When you're on top, everyone wants a piece of you. Rhiyo, Lash and snax, Chuck and Lexi and Judgement Day should all tread lightly because the Captain leveled up and unlocked new gear and her new weapon in the slime chain. CUTE and SEXO can become DANGEROUS and VIOLENT very quickly. Can't wait to find out what's on the horizon on the next episode of Monday Night 'ri!)Previous: >>19354515Kairi sings the anti-blues:https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-shareTheme of Kairi's Krew:https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09A very Kairi Christmas Carrolhttps://streamable.com/asvl7Socials:https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/https://x.com/kairi_official
>>19402761Kairi is CUTE
Sweet new Kairi thread!!
>>19402776>mom said the pizza rolls are finished
Worship your Cap'n
>>19403015Kawaiiri!!
Fantastic news.job interview has gone to the next step and the interviewer is a white man.I'm assuming it's the last round of interviews based on the guy's position. I just have to not shit it up
>>19402763Many people are saying this
>>19403803Goofy ass player
>>19402776The agency that handles Japanese Olympic teams should've reassessed Kairi's skill set and put her on the track team instead of the sailing team. Imaging 'ri tearing it up in the 100 meters and breezing by various American's, Jamacian's and former Eastern Bloc sprinters on the way to claiming the gold medal.
>>19402761Hottest girl in WWE and it isnt even close.even with her stupid plastic surgery she never needed.
>>19402761Based slime chain pirate
>>19403015kek god I love my Captain
>>19403406Well done anon - almost there
>>19404551Kairi was in the olympics?>>19404764thanks. what's funny is I didn't reply to the email right away and the guy must have asked the recruiter to text me after only like 2 hours. they must really want me if they're this expedited for this shit
>>19403406Based anon what kind of job you're applying for?
>>19405392science based. my weird little niche thing means I was probably the only candidate. Like I know I didn't hit their education requirement and they are doing this shit so fast I assume I'm getting hired.I also have this fucking weird autismo power where I can hide my power level super well with people I don't know so I generally interview well
>>19404930She was in the Japanese national sailing team, but I dont think she was an olympian.
>>19405596>Admiral 'rimamotowait, do nips have like a stonewall jackson/rommel type guy who they think is a cool dude even though he did pearl harbor? the stonewall jackson wikipedia page is wild>was a local celebrity in the black community because he ran a church for freed blacks and slaved where he preached about how good slavery was
>>19405596That's the thing. She made the national team for sailing at that was her high point. They should've redirected her and her sprinting skills to the track and field division.
>>19405440Based big brains anon>>19405683>do nips have like a stonewall jackson/rommel type guy who they think is a cool dude even though he did pearl harbor?Admiral Togo from the Russo-japanase war and Admiral Yamamoto, Admiral Nagumo from ww2 comes to mind
Goon to your Captain
Blue kitsune
>>19406247I don't know if short gals perform too well in track & field...even lil' speedsters like 'ri still don't have the stride.
>>19407228Purple Hojo!
>>19407837das right>>19406956but love blue too
>>19408053And don't forget pink 'ri
>>19406571'rigo sounds weird
>>19408981'buki ass player
>>19409513Very blue 'ri
Slide? Not on my watch
>AIchad never did the bikini 'ri picUseless
>>19410405Based joshi patrol. We actually went like 5 or 6 hrs without a post yesterday and only hit page 6 - it was my duting my shift but I broke my patella so I have an excuse.
>>19409513She looks like she is trying to maintain balance on a level surface.
>>19410411the ai guy in kabuki might know how to do it. all I know how to do is to get grok to add kevin nash to ai generated photos. specifically kevin nash. it can't do anyone else.
>>19410411>>19410866Would rather not see AI Kairi around here. With Asuka there is almost an implied consent - because she is an AI loving succubus. But The Captain isn't like that.
I wanna coom in kairi
>>19410717Every country need a Joshi Police Force
Ima coom so hard for my Captain
>>19412019>>19412177Based Giantess 'ri in Tokyo
>>19412254'rilla
>>19412019>>19412177Big 'ri!!
>>19412177>>19412019Kaiju Kairi.
>>19411553I fkn love Piracy bro's. Pirate Princess is unironically the best gimmick since the taker.
>>19411960the way she cracks up at the end like "kek I have no ass to slap" is funny.cheeky gal. good sport.
>>19412871
KAIIIIIIRIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
>>19412019>>19412177>>19413801is this real?
>>19414563spider 'ri
just a heads up, the wheeled one is melting down hard on account of aew was canceled
>>19414187Asuka's little bitch'ri
>>19414996Stay vigilant
>>19414996KAIRO looks angry and lesbian like
Friday night 'ri is on!! I repeat today's Friday night' ri. The cap'n has a match confirmed
I saw a random video on ig of kairi's female chinaman thread where she was with a based white karate guy making fun of the fact that his belt said orange chicken in chinaman
>>19416489MEGA BASED - 'ritards be eatin' good
>>19416505Awwww yeahhhhh
>>19416875lol was it an orange belt? Wonder how long it would take to earn the sweet & sour pork belt
>>19417971it was red, white and blue
I wanna bust a nut in this pirate princess
I just got home, 'ri match is over or doesn't happen yet?
Poor 'ri did the job to Alexa. But after that a whole schmozz took place and Lash and Nia came out. I thought Kairi would be wrecked at the unsafe hands of Nia, but Asuka saved her from that fate not once, but twice. Nee-san really cares for 'ri's well being.
>>19419127Just missed it.
>>19419135Yep, Kabukis beat Charlotte and Alexa for the belts only to job to them individually. Heels get no respect even as champs.
Camo Cap'n
>>19420200>chain 'riand>fucks up the twirl
>>19420510Intentional twirl botch
>Kairi if she had to sell Nia's Bonzai Drop
>>19421486Monster heel coming thru
>>19421486What a goofy cap'n
Newest 'ri
kek'dhttps://files.catbox.moe/phe17z.mp4
>>19421749Beauties
>>19421747Kek what was that about
>>19421812lol
>>19422135>>19422132holy sexo!!
>>19421812Kek>>19422657AHOOY!!! very nice 'rikini's pussy btw
I'm finna coom to the Captain
I know ya'll like Kairi, but I bet her missionary and doggy style feel the same.
>>19421486cute and smol >>19421747I wonder what lash said?
>>19421749cute>>19421812lol
>>19416312When are we gonna see Spiderman tag with his fellow Kabuki Warriors?
>>19422132>>19422135>>19422657MAMACITA
>>19425306Strong
>>19422657>Bald all overId go down on her
>>19424127>I wonder what Lash saidSomething suggestive and lewd, no doubt
Kairi mentioned https://www.instagram.com/reel/DR8X7mhkaN-/
>>19425306>tfw u coom to 'ri
>>19422657>zero hips
>>19427932A very honourable mention
Saturday Nigh 'ri
>>19426539'ri does not like the australian tree
'ri
>>19422657Blessed Young Kairi
>>19429911Her eyes look a little red...maybe she was allergic
>>19430114>>19429696Staruday night sweets party with Kairi
>>19430766I lost my invite!
>>19429696>>19430114Never forget the slaps. Vengeance will come someday.
>>19431664'ritards don't forget
School girl Hojo
>>19431653who?
>>19432139Bout to have to coom to this
>>19432539based 'ri no selling that jew
>>19431653>>19432208Natsumi Shozuki. Kairi's former tag team partner and with whom held the Goddess of Stardom tag team titles.
>>19432848Natsumom
>>19432139college educated
it's a shame IYO and Kairi never got to be WWE tag champs together
>>19432139Took a better shot of this 'ri
>>19434415Yea it felt like the Sky Pirates would get a belt run when Asuka was out. They were putting on bangers together.
>>19434544ThanksA-thread needs more 'ristmas
'ri is marching us into a new week.
>>19434694monday night 'ri
I made a thread in the usual place we can go to if tomorrow's downtime is long
>>19434694Her look be like 'ohh this bitch gonna get it'>>19434671Festive pirate
Tradwife 'ri
>>1943469440 year old.Childless.Autistic woman.
>>19435668Lesbian wife 'ri isn't doing as well
>>19435236Hopefully it'll be back up for Raw
>>19422132Exceptional pit yum
we back
>>19437601We are so back baby and you today is Monday Night 'ri
I think my interview went well.
>>19438472thanks based god anon
>>19437745Fucking based
'ri is ready
>>19437745>>19439057She ain't on the card for tonight, but hopefully we get an appearance.
Cracked me up good when Lexie lined up Kairi from the apron and 'ri just noped and walked away.
>>19438417Did ya cut a fire promo anon?
>>19437168I can't believe /arrrr/ good friends Nia & Lash turned on the 'bukis so fast. Curse their sudden but inevitable betrayal!
>>19439778around fats, never relax>>19439761I think I did. honestly I'd probably be pretty decent at cutting wrestling promos because I'm good at talking off the cuff
'ri vs IYO tonight!!!!! Confirmed!!!
GOOOOO 'ri!!!
>not advertising this ahead of timeThis is #1 bullshit
>the crowd is booing the captainWtf? What's wrong with them?
g-string pirate
>>19440209'ri looking fine af tonightWaiting for the back stage pics
>>19434544>>19435668A pirate of many fetishes
>>19440192Sons of bitches
The crowd were bitches for booing the captain but the match was fun.
I hate how they treat Kairi like a complete jobber. It's one thing to want her to lose the match because fuck Rhea and fuck Iyo, but at least give some fucking reasonable doubt? Not fucking clean in the middle of the ring for fuck sake.
>>19440789she's a jobber to the stars at least. she doesn't job to randos
>>19440789Yea I don't get where this is going for Kairi. On one hand it's great that she is getting a lot of singles matches, but it feels like she is being buried even though the execs are apparently happy with her work?
>>19440872That's the positive I'm trying to see in all of this. At least they trust Kairi to put on solid matches with the big stars. And she's getting decent screen time too.
>>19440954they're putting her on TV in matches. no one really gives a shit how many times someone loses. Chelsea loses all the time. I'm sure a bunch of the girls who get no tv time are seething over it. Plus she's a heel. Raquel, Dom and Roxy lose all the fucking time too because gaych books retardedly.
>>19441023I'm sure part if it is also that a bunch of the girls like working with Kairi. Like Rhea specifically likes Kairi and IYO
>>19440707They chanted Roxie sucks too, but at least she got the W. Liv is more effective at cheating for her allies than Asuka.
>>19441536>>19440707I'm happy when we get a genuine mark crowd. They've been playing along all night like you're actually expected to.
>>19441200No one expects Chelsea to ever achieve anything important. Kairi should be the fucking top babyface of this shit company by now but the stupid idiots in charge sabotage her all the way. Keeping her heel during 80% of her whole main roster career is one of the stupidest shit I've ever seen them doing and that's something.
>>19441200Only a few heels like Gunther, Brock or Nia get booked with an appropriate threat level. The rest are generally presented as bumbling losers. Since becoming champs, the Kabukis have lost all 4 matches they were involved in and taken numerous post-match beatdowns. Gaych fkn sucks.
I honestly feel like 'ri's anus would feel incredible to have sex with
>>19441656chelsea has 2 belts>>19441672yeah I don't get the retarded>lol faces winshit
Finna bust a fat nut to the Captain
>>19441672It's so dumb too, because it makes the booking for literally most of the year so predictable and boring.
>>19442048I shouldn't encourage degeneracy, but take the full pic and do it right at least.
Kairi being a little trickster whenever she gets the opportunity to is why she'll always be one of my favorites.
>>19441656Surely they would realise playing a babyface is the proper use for Kairi. Just when it seemed she was getting good cheers feuding with the judgement day, she wasted Liv. Now her story has hit a dead end, and she is back to being a minion for Asuka. Poor 'ri really does have some bad luck. Hopefully her story 'risurfaces later.
>>19442118Lol Iyo was so salty that the Capt'n mocked her pose
>>19442093That's actually a really nice bikini bottom on Chelsea.
The captain made IYO tap two times, yet the ref doesn't award /arrrrgirl/ her well deserved victory. Yet another example of a white hot babyface being cheated out of a win.
>>19442165>>19442118kek, also, based webms being posted in /arrrr/
>>19442118Stardom moment
>>19442118>>19442164>>19442180>>19442180Cute cap'n
Kairi is the GOAT
>>19442180Ran her outta town
>>19442638Nimble pirate
>>19442989I know it
>>19442642Fuck this shit
>>19442989Many are saying this
>>19442093It's a shame Chelsea bounced her ronce back then
She got her old theme back!!!
>>19442588>>19442629>>19442638webm guy or did you pirate?
>so many dead threadswas the hog hoggin' out?>>19442989many people are saying this
The singular Lets Go Kairi! shout on RAW last night was me
>>19444612Based 'ritard showing' rispect
>>19429267plz stop bully the captain...
>IYO is spreading 'ri's legs for everyone
>>19444612based
>>19444436based
>>19444710>>19445107B A S E DASED
Kawaiiri Sane
New
>>19445279nice lighting
TANTRIC PIRATE SEX
For whom it may concern, Kabuki Warriors vs Alexa and Charlotte is gonna be on the Holiday Tour. So if you want a 'ri for Christmas, there's your chance.
>>19446800count out or dq loss?
>>19446336Yuri
>>19447078that's kind of funny they did that. they must have been doing a show in a literal gym
>>19447078>So watcha doin' after school? Bunch of us are going up to the old McMahon place to party tonight.
>>19445279Very sinister pirate
2 shows kind of in my area, but I sneed that one place to finish this way too long interview process first
>>19447817Indie shows? And how did the interview go?
>>19447078>you and your bros will never panty raid the nxt women's locker room during gym classfeelsbadman
>>19448354wwe shows. and I think I did well but they won't tell me until next week
Kairi is B I G
>>19448690New
>>19448866I need to show Kairi my coxswain skills.
>>19448692Puffs herself up to take the bumps like a champ
>>19448692>>19449090whose feet?
>>19449360Feel like Naomi's the only one that wear fur/fuzz. France show maybe?
>>19449360Looks like poor 'ri is taking a dropkick from Uncle Sam himself
Wrestling school qt's
KAIRI!!!!!
>>19449651かわいい ですI'm using this Pic to practice my nihongo
Two more weeks for 'ristmas eve
Make room for the cap'n coming to the bridge
>>19449417>>19449540was it like a 4v4 cause wasn't naomi in a program with bagley?
>>19449651cute
>>19451917Need to raw dog this pirate
>>19452137>>19449417https://youtu.be/v-OTNBswH6c?si=pCIjKcMop7cVR6Bx&t=15
>>19452629thanks dude
>>19453094Cutie!
>>19453094Blue gloves 'ri is over with me brother
>>19451007Based - Put my tree up. Got egg nog. Watched Home Alone 1 & 2 - I am in the Christmas zone!
>>19453868>>19451007based. I heard they now have less shitty led christmas lights
>>19453868Based holiday enjoyer. I thinking of watching Empire strikes back before 'ristmas eve dinner and maybe some wrestling after dinner
Oooooooohhhhh!!!!
>>19455097kek that's a funny pic
>>19455029I've just got a little tree with lights & stars built in. And a wreath on the door. Might get some lights for outside though.>>19455061I suppose Empire had the snowy aspect of Christmas down haha.
>>19455564Kawaiiri Sane
>>19449651Holy shit they look young lol, especially Showzuki
>>19455758Yea crazy - no wonder they call us joshi pedos. They would have both been 23/24 at the time though
Snugster 'ri
Kairi cute
>>19455742Highly dramatic pirate
In her latest KCTV vid, Asuka goes on a rant about Bayley. At one point she says 'Bayley, stop playing nice. Look at Kairi'. She then says a bunch of stuff which doesn't get translated. After which she says 'playing nice is boring'.I infer that she was saying Kairi only became interesting when she went back to being a heel. That is some bullshit and Asuka is a shoot bitch and bad friend.
>>19456239Comfy looking mf>>19456761I'll have to see it, fucking cunt bitch
