>I would want Joe Hendry to come out and say, ‘I didn’t make it in the tournament, but before you leave, I want you to allow me the privilege of being in the ring with you.>And when Joe Hendry gets in the ring, you would think that John would be like, ‘Listen man, I’m done, I’ve just had my last match.’ But John is a soldier. And I would have Joe Hendry say, ‘John, I don’t wanna fight you, I wanted to have a match with you because I wanted to do this…>And have Joe Hendry lay down on the ground on his back and tell John Cena, ‘Cover me, so I can have that I had a match with you and you beat me on my record.’
>>19440730The World's Wrongest Man
>>19440730What a fucking retard lmfao
>>19440730>and tell John Cena, ‘Cover meIT'S SEXUAL BABY
>>19440730Stupid nigger thoughts only.
>>19440730Anyone ask this N-word how he would feel if he didn't have breakfast?
>>19440730That might be a cool angle if John then viciously beat the shit out of him anyway and left him deadotherwise what a stupid fucking retard gorilla nigger holy shit
>>19440730Maybe Tony and HHH aren't such bad bookers after all
Never had an intelligent thought award
>>19440730Tony Khan paid this guy millions to offer amazing insight like this
>>19441299And then he got mad when wrestlers didn't listen to him
>>19440730Pure undiluted kinography.
no way he actually said this, rigth?
>>19440730Honestly? Could be based.
>>19441394if hendry small packaged him when he went for the cover it'd be gigaheat
>>19441380'fraid so
>>19441421Holy kek. Now i wanna see it happen
>>19441421I laughed out loud
I genuinely wanna know how you come up with something like that let alone say it with a straight face
This is some bizarre psychosexual shit, but Joe should have won the tournament.
>>19440730is he a shoot retard? is that why he ate a shit sandwich?
>>19440730>jobbing to someone is a medal of honor nowwhere did wrestling go so wrong?
>>19440730
>>19440730Lost all respect with this man after I found out he ate an entire shit sandwich
it's so stupid and bizarre it goes back around to being kino
Mark Henry literally thought that the best way to mark Joe Hendry's becoming officially part of the WWE roster would be for him to make himself into a groveling simp begging John Cena to step on him. It's incredible.
>>19440730Some old, retired wrestling guys will always have shot takes. I can't take Bubba seriously either when he comes up with his "super incredible" booking ideas, but this is just taking the piss. No one should take that advice even if it's for free. That's just god awful and I still find myself surprised how people come up with ideas like this and think it's amazing, let alone be so stoked about it to share it. Everyone immediately knows how shit that idea is if you use just a handful of brain cells in the first place.
>>19440730It would be funny for the purposes of further clowning on TNA, but would otherwise be very, very, very stupid.
>>19442841Bubba has never said anything as retarded as this gorilla nigger
>>19442841Bubba just drew the biggest house ever for TNA with his kino. The proof is in the pudding.
>>19441421Based anon making chicken salad out of mark henry’s chicken shit booking
>>19440730It astounds me that this nigga ten times as retarded as tony "tag team star to homeless to having public foot and humiliation fetish" atlasHes like a dad of bearcat lee,minus being raped unless we count xpac raping his mouth with a turd
>>19440730why does he love joe hendry so much
>>19443361He wants his that welsh battered sausage between his sexual chocolates
Emirubot
>>19442841>That's just god awful and I still find myself surprised how people come up with ideas like this and think it's amazing, let alone be so stoked about it to share it. Everyone immediately knows how shit that idea is if you use just a handful of brain cells in the first placeTRUST ME BRO THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!!!
>>19440730And how does being a Cena-mark help Hendry
>>19443450>>19443361Mark Henry is autismal about 'respect'. He left WWE because of the Randy Orton backstage segment, and if he sees a young guy give an older guy respect then he instantly likes the younger guy. Hendry probably came up to him to introduce himself and was very respectful so now Henry is going to shill him forever. Go watch Mark Henry and Muta. He stops the interview and goes running just to shake Muta's hand etc.
>>19443487Forgot to add, he probably sees the Hendry idea he pitched as 'Hendry showing respect' and therefore he would personally pop for it and love to see it.
>>19440730What is it about Mark that makes him come up with the absolute worst takes in history
>>19443487Literally what has Mark done that warrants respect? Being a tenured soldier in WWE doesn't warrant respect.
>>19440730Why the fuck is he so obsessed with joe hendry?
>>19443574World's Strongest Man, survived 2 of the roughest lockerrooms ever, WHC, decades in the business... I would say that's enough to be able to ask they don't randomly try to make you look like a jabronie in a pointless segment.
>>19443574Hall of Pain run was kino and better than anything your favorite wrestler has ever done.
>>19442841Every once in a while Bubba had a good idea mixed in with all his stupid ones.
>>19440730what the fuck
>>19443487lmfaohttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/Yk5q_2e6mmo
>>19443776>Muta is one of his idolsMissed oppurtunity to give Henry the Chocolate Mist back in the day. Bonus if it sprays it out his behind.
>>19443601>decades in the businessJames Elsworth has two decades in the business
>>19443601>World's Strongest ManGenuine achievement >survived 2 of the roughest lockerrooms everSo did everyone else >WHCSecondary title and a pity run >decades in the businessLol who cares? He was an undercard guy for 19 of those>... I would say that's enough to be able to ask they don't randomly try to make you look like a jabronie in a pointless segmentUnironically, no one even remembers it. He's not some authority on wrestling, he consistently has brain dead ideas and takes
>>19443607Hall of Pain was cringe because it's always going to be the guy that ate a shoot shit sandwich, let Vince say "nigger" and put up with 19 years of shit booking because Massa said so.
>>19444011There is a certain degree of respect for not giving up on the indies and also making it to WWE for a while.>>19444019>So did everyone elseNo, they didn't>Secondary title and a pity runMore than 99.999 percent of people in the business and the run drew money>Lol who cares? He was an undercard guy for 19 of thosePeople with real life experience who can appreciate someone that has actually done something other than sit behind a screen and insult people>Unironically, no one even remembers it.True, it was a nothing segment, which makes you question why they felt the need to do it anyway>He's not some authority on wrestling, he consistently has brain dead ideas and takesNot what we are discussing, I agree that the idea is ridiculous
Mark Henry has one of the best eyes for talent because instead of going to rinky dink gymnasiums like Regal he goes to the gym and looks for BEEF.That being said, never allow this fried-chicken brained silverback nigger in the writers room holy shit
>>19440730LMAO
>>19440765Kek, he's sure mocking even Rikishi this year
for years you just heard rumours how Vince is squashing everyones creative ideas and then he leaves and everyone makes it abundantly clear that no one in that fucking company has ever had a good idea
World's Dumbest Man
>>19440837What's the N-word?
