I am zbess
>>19442739Shut up and do the meme move, you stupid whore.
Especially your ass bby
>>19442739Christ, what a complete flop she's been
Wow. Someone from a different country doesn't talk like you. That's crazy. Amazing thread.
>>19442748Gonna cry?
I heard the champ is over as fuck and makes incels and trannies seethe
>>19442918This
>>19442739her promos are terrible
>>19442739>>19442746I want to nut inside this woman
>>19442739she es tryink her bess
We love VAQ's promos here
>>19442739They really need to stop having her do promos, it ruins all her aura when she talks like a retard and that's why she's flopping right now
>>19442739I'm doing my bess
Woo hoo brock is up, train with him
>>19443084>They really need to stop having her do promos, it ruins all her aura when she talks like a retard and that's why she's flopping right nowkek that's you running your shitty gimmick into the ground
>>19443098She's already ran into the ground, lil bro, lmao.
>>19442739Zbess brapper in WWE.
>>19443101>lil bro
>>19442739I don't care for her eye makeup. Looks silly.
>>19442961And over her big ass
>>19443084Vaqueers/Vaqueets are delusional
>>19442918This. hoggers can't deal with the fact that she big league his pissant gym fed and is more over than shit lyra.
24/7 wank prevention
>>19443265Not very hard to be more over than ``Irish'' people, who are largely scum of the earth types
>>19442739She's such a flop, it's hilarious
Yep mod chipBetter than my banshee ways
>>19442739if she was serious about making it in the us why isnt she talking english classes? that one mexican dude that was almost released but not really takes classes to improve his speaking
Yeah you don't put a world champ on someone who cants speak english...that includes the japs.both good wrestlers but horrribleeee promos
>>19442739Whats her gimmick?Is she just a happy to be there heckin wrestles good geek?
>>19443387She has no gimmick and gets zero reaction unless it's for her meme move that's over because of Booker T. She is a terrible flop
>>19442745That's what I say to your mother every night
>>19443389She's the dark angel though
>>19442918She cute
>>19443391I have two dads, faggot.
>>19443387>>19443389Actually her gimmick is the dark angel like a succubus more than 90% of wrestler now days.
>>19443437GMS
VAQ is over af and the resident schizo is NOT happy
>>19443413Good that you know you came out of an asshole
>>19443489That turn you on, big boy?
>>19443437None of that is in her character, promos, stories, angles or matches. She just calls herself the dark angel but her character is just: wrestler, female.
>>19443498>her character is just: wrestler, female.Sorry you were dropped on your head more often than Benoit
>>19443389>She has no gimmick and gets zero reactionthis. and this is whats so funny because there are a handful of people pretending otherwise. she isnt able to convey any emotion either. watching her is like watching a robot
>>19443527The only robotic thing around is this endless bot-like spam of the same two postsNow what kind of individual would be willing to subject himself to the torture of posting the same shit over and over for months
>>19442748Quit crying Pablo.
>>19443538>The only robotic thing around is this endless bot-like spam of the same two postsno its the endless jap spam for me. seriously she is robotic. never smiles never is angry shes like a female dean malenko
>I'll yam dabbleyewee jambion Stop letting foreign women talk good god
>>19443394>>19443437How does that factor into her character work? It seems more like cosplay because all she ever seems to do is do her finger pose and say "I AM LA PRIMERA", idk how you see any dark angel character work in that
>>19442942absolutely dreddful
>>19443568a thinking man might consider that's why she's being given a live mic in front of the crowd, so she warms up and gets more comfortable being candidI guess it's probably easier to assume that all performers are exactly the same whether they're in front of 450 fans, 4,500 fans or 45,000 for Survivor Series
>>19443755I'm sure she will magically get better any day now
>>19443772How magical the standard service includes english promos but am hiding all the superpowers
>>19442739She respects her tribal chief, while doing her best
>>19443491No, but I'm not surprised you'd like that.Like 2 father's like son, as they say in Fagsonville, your hometown. Also the home of Fagsonville Faguars, where you play as the bottom end receiver. Heard you guys took a big pounding last weekend. Rough, but I know you are going back there next week to show your guts.
>>19443380I agree. It’s not their fault. And sure, you can say it sucks that’s the reality, but that doesn’t change the reality. Of all the typical GOAT’s, the only one who wasn’t great at (or at least known for) their mic skills was probably Taker. Otherwise… Hogan, Rock, Stone Cold, Cena, Flair, hell even a guy like Bray Wyatt…all these guys are top tier because they could cut promos. Speaking is a primary part of the job. I love Vaquer, Iyo, Asuka, Myles Borne and all the rest, but being good in the ring and working hard isn’t enough for sustainable success. You’ve GOTTA be able to work the mic (unless, like Taker or Kane, you make not speaking part of your gimmick).This goes for people who CAN speak English too, btw. There are plenty of native English speakers who can’t cut a promo, lol. And they won’t last either. It’s just extra hard with ESL talent. And HHH put them in that position. And by extension, he puts the audience in a position where we have to pretend to tolerate it, asking us to further suspend disbelief in an art form that already pushes that to the limit.
>>19443772>gonna go ahead and stare at this plant until it starts growing65 IQ response
>>19443796The more comfortable they get, the more likely they are to say things off the cuff or ad lib the next great catchphrase. You can't know until you try. Backstage interviews and pretapes aren't nearly as effective reading off literal cue cards and teleprompters and repeating until you get it "right"The hottest merch in the wrestling game today came from a drunken Jey Uso saying yeet at a press conference. Jey's entire life changed because he had a few libations and let his guard down instead of playing "his character" with a bunch of prerehearsed jibber jabber.
>>19443799She do be an industry plant
>>19442748Faggot
For some reason she forgot how to talk in Spanish too
>>19443912She’s just Chilean. No one understands them
>>19443939Wn
>>19442748Kill yourself, Spic
>>19443796This nigga really thinks Bray was a top star LOL
>>19442748TSD
>>19443064That's El Muro, brother.
>>19443974It's a fucking SPIC
>>19443962Come on, his little funhouse bits were really well-written and delivered. And because they were, he became bigger than he otherwise would’ve (“Star” or not). And that’s the point. Speaking matters. >>19443821Agree, for sure. You don’t get better unless you get a chance to do it. But I’d argue it’s different (and much harder) for ESL talent. It’s hard enough to be good on the mic when you speak English, let alone when you don’t. Again none of this is the talent’s fault. They’re doing their best. I don’t know what the best answer is. They’re talented enough to be in those spots. It’s just a glaringly obvious hurdle that you’re asking your audience to accept. There’s probably a shelf life to that patience.
>>19444536>they're doing their bestWell clearly their best isn't good enough.
>>19442739She cute.
>>19444546I mean, I agree. But it’s a lot to ask a talent, when they get their big break, to be self-aware enough to go see HHH and say, “Hey I don’t think I’m ready for this yet because I can’t speak the language and I don’t want to sound like a fucking moron on TV.”And if they did, he’d probably just tell them it’ll be fine. Fake it til you make it.
>>19442739Can this race traitor fuck off already. Vale verga esta puta traidora
>>19445026.....she's white. Her kids are gonna be blonde with blue eyes.
>>19443272how so?
>it's a stephanie vaquer match>no narrative or build up because she can't espeaka da english to connect to the audience>crowd is utterly and completely dead during the whole match>she does le butt move>amerimutts in the audience gigapop because they've been conditioned by a black man cumming in his pants every time she shows her butt>crowd goes back to being completely dead and disinterested
>>19443387Big ass.
What I'm gonna say might sound strange but humor me. I think we're gonna see a reverse Micheal to Jannetty scenario with Vaq and Giulia. Giulia is now showing a lot of character work. While Vaq is digressing badly.
>>19442739ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS
>>19445575nailed it
>>19445575booker t doing the literal 'bix nood' and grunting during vaquer matches was kinda fucking crazy ad flew under the radar
they dont give her any storylines, there's nothing to get overthe Giulia reign
>>19445575but that's every womeme wrestler
>>19445914>]Rhea?
>>19445597But enough about the details of your personnel life
>>19445918her character is acting like a dyke KWAB
>>19445923But enough about the details of your personnel life
>>19445925turn on your monitor
>>19442739https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_f7DQMeGT8
