>creates a superstar with two promosAEWtists will literally never, ever understand this does more for a career than one-hundred heckin’ bangerinos ever could.
5’3” and two promos.
>alfred
>>19444782He's over 6" taller than Bandido who is shoot 5'5", not meme 5'3"
already got the Smarks seething
Juan is seething
Heyman has been a superstar. He needs to get this little dude wearing the shirt that says ASS away from him though.
>>19444784>he has a successful professional relationship with the multibillion leader of his chosen industryImagine the levels of NEET to think this is a fucking bad thing, lol
>>19444783So we’re just lying now?
>>19444776>assbased lil Bron with the visual pleas
>>19444776OOOO MASSA HUNNAPLEES GEEB MOAR CHEEZ
>>19444798Niggas is square dancin’
>>19444776he should wear shades all the time, his beady eyes make him look really nervous. Should also stop moving around the ring like a sperg with no purpose in his walk.
>>19444776They should have pulled the trigger on him sooner, him being Seth's lackey wasn't helping him get over
>>19444835I don’t know why they keep doing the “Seth’s little buddy” bit, it has never once got anyone over
>>19444850That doesn't prove what you said though wtf are you retarded
>>19444850>Dave Meltzer said
>>19444776lanklet schizo
>something happens in WWE>it's meaningless without AEWwe own you, pig
>>19444858Yeah /pw/ loves meltzer because he said good things about Iyo.
You know things are absolutely fucking garbage in edrone land when two average promos are gassed up as something special. Just wait until he has to do a promo with an opponent who can actually talk and Mr '5'8 in timbs' is finna get exposed.
>>19444776>AEWtists will literally never, ever understand thisUnfortunately, they'll just seethe and claim he's never been a star all the way until Bron retires.
>>19444776Why is everyone saying these promos are really good? Reminded me of the late Vince era where people would say "BITCH" as an easy way to get heat in promos. And last night he did the same "CM Punk is straight edge but looks like an addict" routine that multiple people have done. I thought both promos were cringe.
>>19444957>Just wait until he has to do a promo with an opponent who can actually talkso nobody in aew
I’d love to see Buddy vs Bron.
>>19444957>people will make fun of Bron's height while sping for MJF in the same breathYes i know you didnt mention him by name but who the fuck else could you possibly talking about since he is literally the only one in AEW who can promo and sometimes not sound like a complete faggot
>>19444776>some piggies cope tweet is realityhow bad was Raw that they have to lie to themselves like this?
>>19444867yep. they're even doing it itt
>>19444776How many times are gonna repost your own shit on pw you dirty yellow eyed purple lipped fucking nigger
>>19444776His voice cracked (like a fag) during both promos it's hilarious how anyone can take him seriously.
>>19445011there are some decent promos in aewthey just need to be taped backstage before the show so they get unlimited shots at it
>>19445703Dom will always be a jobber, Domtranny
>>19445716OP post about Bron Breakker you shit for brains mouth breather.
>>19445746No idea why this popped me
>>19444784Sending fancy snacks to an American nigger poor dude probably thought it was dog food.
>>19445703Didn't kill brock's career and that nigga sounded like he was singing falsetto
>>19444784>no crackers>no artichoke hearts>no apple jamthat's kind of pleb tier but its still a nice gesture.
>>19445124Raw's the best weekly wrestling show and only a faggot cultist in denial would claim differently
>>19444784this is all it took for him to become a full on shill and we're not even joking
>>19444789Juan two threeThis nigga seethe
>>19444793>>he has a successful professional relationship with the multibillion leader of his chosen industrylike walmart employees?
>>19445767Difference is Brock has a presence he's 6'3" and like 270 lbs all during the Vince era. Bron is a manlet with no presence and no legit shoot fight record.
>>19445011>b-but AEW!>>19445070MJF isn't presented as a wrecking machine though. He's a dickhead heel. People go on about Bron like he's some genetic freak when he's about as imposing as someone like Montez Ford or Logan Paul.
>>19444784Trannies really be like>we can't trust his opinion because wwe sent him a cheeseboard five years ago
>>19446010>Yes I called you an edrone but you are absolutely not allowed to shit on aew! Just because I get triggered and start crying doesn't make me an aew fanboy!!!Shut the fuck up retard
>>19446024Fuck off edrone
>>194447765'3 with an attitude
>>19444787If Bandido is 5'5 then Bron is less than 4" taller. He's shoot 5'8.75"
>>19444798>the futureIt's looking grim
>>19446154When has Bron and Bandido stood close to each other?
>>19444787
>>19444776This pisses the Cripple off SOOOOOO much!
You e-drones being easily impressed by his crappy promos are the reason.why you're being feed garbage every week
>>19444776He sucks. His promo sucked. I only watch WWE at the moment and I think this. Sorry, OP and/or Alfred
>>19447215Well its either this or watch the absolute fucking joke that nobody is laughing at in AEW, at least I can take the people in WWE somewhat seriously. At least til the women come out
>>19444776What does windsurfing with no hands mean?
>>19447232There are actually more options than that
>>19447237So you don’t know. I don’t know either. I assume it just plays into being thrown into the dead end and windsurfing with no hands shows mastery or what the fuck ever
>>19447257If you watch Joshis as a grown man, honest to god re think your lifeNWA is jobber city and hasnt been worth watching since they let Cornette go over a stupid fuckin jokeTNA is WWE lite and still dogshit, holy fucking god why are they hardy's still allowed to wrestleJapan hasnt been worth watching since AEW purged all the actual talent, whos the champion now, still fuckin EVIL or some other jobber? jesus christ
>>19447298I simply watch my local indie held in the fellowship hall of a baptist church where fat women hit each other with trashcans
>>19447329Dont tell Mone, she'll come steal some random belt
>>19444776Sorry, I cannot take anyone under 5'9 seriously. Maybe he could do a comedic gimmick.
>>19447498Good thing he’s 5’11 then
Bron was ready after Mania but they did this stupid stable instead. Bron, Bronson and Logan do not need to be in a group together. They are accomplished solo guys and for 8 months they have done nothing. Its taken nearly a year for Bron to just get a title shot.
Serious question:If you can't stand up because you are crippled, doesn't that make you like 3 foot tall only?
>>19444798Explain this mess to me
>>19447724The power of the WWE performance center!! Also he's a manlet shitter.
>>19447551>5'11You're a funny guy, anon!
>>19444776>Consider the penis cut!!
>>19448216Manlet confirmed!
