insider here. John Cena will be coming out to his last match with his original Thuganomics entrance music
>>19446320>Insider here>John Cena>Final Match>Coming outYou heard it here first folks.
>>19446334>cena goes over in last match>jumps of the apron to the floor in a squat position >IM GAY
don't care im not watching that eslop
>>19446320Cenas had his last match every year for the last 6 years now. I remember a house show in beautiful Orlando, Florida 3 years ago. John Cenas last tag match!! Wow! John Cenas last match, again. Shit!
>>19446372Would be the tippy toppest possible way Cena could announce it.
FEINFEINFEINFEIN
>>19446320I don't believe you
>>19446334>>19446372I didn't even think about gay shit when I read the OP. I really can't with you all.
>>19446320All 3 of his themes will play
>>19449362All at once?
>>19449378Nah in between 20 minute ad breaks
>>19446320im insider ya mom
>>19449490My mom was born a man, gayboy.
>>19448797You say that, but imagining Cena doing the Filthy Frank thing as a shoot coming out announcement popped you and you know it.Also I make jokes about Cena being gay cause he's shoot gay but obviously still in the closet. If he owned it, I'd stop making the jokes cause i don't actually care that he's gay, I just think it's funny that he denies it.
>>19446320this is pretty much confirmed by the ongoing lawsuit over his “my time is now” theme.
>>19446320>So you think youre unrapeable