>“Gosh, one of the moments in sports entertainment that’s larger than sports entertainment is Phil Brooks going to Saudi Arabia. That sh*t made me cry — like, awesome, awesome,” Cena said. “Accountability, vulnerability, apology, forgiveness. Cultures melding into each other. And then he comes out and does my gimmick. Like, how do you follow what I did? He came up with this crazy idea. I’m like, ‘Dude, you have to do that.’ And he crushed it. He absolutely just crushed it.https://www.f4wonline.com/news/wwe/john-cena-cm-punk-wwe-saudi-arabia-made-me-cry/
>>19448122Is this man even a human? He can only talk in Company Speak.
>>19448122i thought this was satirewwe needs to die asap
>>19448700Start with Cena
>>19448122lel Cena is truly a robot. After years of programming, he's unable to speak his own thoughts. Everything must be worded in a way it protects the big corporation.Double funny because, just like Phil, he also refused to go back to Saudi again after the Jamal Khassogi shit
>>19448122Jesus Christ why doesn't he just show the check WWE sent him while he's at it.
>this is the soulless faggot that killed wrestling and that the whole IWC has suddenly decided to hail as their hero whose departure will somehow cause the death of wrestling because of profit-driven mindsetkekCan't wait for this old fart and his braindead fanbase to fuck off forever
Did Punk offend the Saudis in the past or something? I'm lost here
>>19449211Punk was rapidly going bankrupt and he didn’t want to wrestle so he tried to back door hustle something. He got a job with Fox to be a contributor to Talking Smack which Fox had the oversight and payroll for. Its ratings were in the shitter and Punk did this big hyperbolic walkout his first night and said everything he does changes the culture and cut a promo like he was in a packed arena. His run on the show was completely forgettable besides him looking like warmed over dogshit and one time they had Bret Hart on the two old grievance collector sucked each other off for a few minutes (neither actually knows each other well enough or they would be bitter enemies, they like each other in theory) When the ratings didn’t pop and no one gave a fuck that Punk was a talking head a few times on a show no one watch (oh and there was this thing called Covid starting to scare people) Miz robbed Punk a little and said something to the effect of >guess the culture is a little harder to change than you thought huh bud? Or something to that effect. Punk, who was upside down on debt with no prospects besides going back to wrestling which he wasn’t in shape for and hated freaked out and went nuclear and tweeted>go suck a blood money covered Saudi cock you dork They literally made him grovel to the Saudi people on a hot mic to get his Riyadh Season Bux a few months ago. Like a good shithole selling rent boy the Punkster bent right over as fast as he could.
>>19449676Punk embarrassing himself over and over will never not be funny.
>>19449734Watch this*Hits pipe
>>19448122>AccountabilityWhat
SAUDI BADBUT EVERY OTHER SANDGROID COUNTRY GOOD
>>19448122KWACB (kek what a crying bitch)
I like to think miz is in the background chuckling to himself like a madmanDont cross the miz or else
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