Thoughts on these weird ass John Cena interviews lately? He comes off like such a cunt.
He’s extremely fake
>>19450495He’s autistic and cold.Unironically his prototype gimmick is the gimmick most true to his actual personality. He was a surprisingly decent rapper because rapping is rhythm and poetry at the end of the day and he had an autistic focus to freestyle. He can’t do this anymore because he has another autistic obsession he’d rather focus on whatever it may be and Vince isn’t screaming at him to keep doing it.I imagine he just goons and watches anime now.
>>19450495>>19450512>>19450516Fucking brownoids
>>19450523But enough about Iyo fans.
he's a robot designed to push the company line
Has he said anything new? How many times can dronies listen to the same story about him almost getting fired until he started rapping or how Nexus deserved to be buried.
He keeps it completely real in his interviews but speaks in a thoughtful manner with a manner of speech that shows his words have weight behind him instead of le quirky chungus or le rf video shoot so people say he's fake.
>>19450545He didn't say either of those things, and said Styles is better than HBK, he calls spots too loud, he lost to Lesnar to have a low so people appreciate the high of the AJ match, and that the Rock and Travis Scott thing did mess up the WM match. Also he didn't tell anyone about the AJ letter he wrote, and went into business for himself and AJ.
in 20 or so years the Cena papers will be worse than Epstein's
>>19450523Lmao you finna seethe Timmy? Get your mark ass outta here you dumb faggot.
>>19450639He will end up being exposed as the American version of Jimmy Saville
Because he's finally being himself, or trying to. If you've ever met the guy you'd know he's a total phony piece of shit and has been that way for a long ass time, before he was famous even.
>>19450495Seems like this was all planned out a year ago to be his farewell press tour but his retirement was so grim no one cares but he's still taking his victory lap
>>19450657Post based in: India
that's how he's always been. watch his howard stern interview where he talks about fucking a fat bitch.
I don't think he has a real personality anymore
he's a manchild like Cardona, except he loves classic cars instead of action figures, they're materialistic and they know it
>>19450495>He comes off like such a cunt.he is a cunt, just ask mr otunga
>>19450495 Hes literally a psychopath that has bully raped him male coworkers
Genuine. Human. We are blessed.
>>19450495Big Match John is fucking based as fuck and nothing you niggers say can change that fact
>>19450512>>19450495>>19450516brown fingers typed these posts
>>19450523Timmy cope
>>19450495This guy is the perfect corporate puppet, he will do anything with a smile on his face. I'm surprised hollywood didn't bring him in sooner, the amount of cock he's gonna suck will break records
>>19450701>ERMMMMM ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE CENA MUST BE INDIAN!!!! THEY HAVE TO BE!!!! IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMNIT, HE WAS MY HECKING REDDIT CHILDHOOD HERO!!!!!! That's you.
>>19450563>Also he didn't tell anyone about the AJ letter he wrote, and went into business for himself and AJ.???
>>19451068For his introduction to their recent match.
>>19451094They fought???
>>19450639>>19450662I unequivocally believe he’s raping the make-a-wish kids. You CANNOT convince me this autistic childless psychopath has done 1000+ make-a-wish visits out of some form of moralityHe’s raping the bald kids because he knows they will die before they can testify and he gets a key to the facility because of his celebrity status just like Jimmy SavilleHe’s raping the bald boys and the bald girls. Raping them until they die. I can see it in his face. I can’t wait for the truth to come out
>>19450795I'm not a /tv/ mark anymore but I hear that Hollywood is only slightly less dead that wrestling
>>19451107>I unequivocally believe he’s raping the make-a-wish kidsWhat nashposting does to a nigga
>>19450716>I don’t think he has a real personality anymoreBe honest, has he ever had a real personality? Has he ever said/done ANYTHING interesting?He’s just the perfect company man and was incredible at playing a corporate PG white meat babyface - he’s never showed any personality of his ownThe closest he’s come was on total Bellas or some of his recent Amazon prime comedy films (where he just plays equally fake and manufactured characters with slightly different personalities)
>ERMMMMM ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE CENA MUST BE INDIAN!!!! THEY HAVE TO BE!!!! IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMNIT, HE WAS MY HECKING REDDIT CHILDHOOD HERO!!!!!!>That's you.
>>19451120Why does he do SO MANY make a wishes despite not liking kids enough to have one of his own?>muh to put smiles on kids facesDon’t you think he gets to put enough smiles on kids faces during his gig as every kids favourite babyface wrestler who won all the time? Anyone who’s dayjob is literally putting smiles on kids faces, who then GOES OUT OF HIS WAY to spend MORE TIME “putting smiles on kids faces” has dark motivesHe’s raping the kidsHe’s raping the little bald kidsWhen he dies it will all come out and it will kill wrestling
>>19451148I just think he does it for the pr. If he's raping kids, they are trafficked infants with no birth certificates, cause that's how you roll when you rich.
>>19451148How about because he's a top babyface and he wants to keep his spot? It's not just about going to the local car dealership to promote the wrasslin show anymore. Doing all those make a wish things made people fans for life (families, etc. The kids are dead, obviously).
>>19451188You touched on it yourself (just like John touched all those bald kids) but if you’re hoping to create “fans for life” then spending your time visiting people on the verge of imminent death might be the worst ROI move possible
>>19450495He comes off as a dude that's leaving the biz and making sure everyone thinks he never did anything bad and if he maybe, perchance, kinda, passingly affected it, buried an entire group of talent, or mangled someone in a promo segment to scrap, it was giving back to the business, creating opportunities, what Vince wanted and he kind of advised against it under his breath while at the same time checking on his bank if his latest wrestlemania paycheck cleared and if his agent got him a new movie deal. It's mostly true in a sense, even the burials that wiped a generation of wrestlers out, as he was doing his job and what he was called out to do and what sold tickets and merch. Guess you could hope for him to be a bit more frank and open about it but he's a politician and this is what you get. No dirt sheets, no bashing, just lines.
>>19451230Burying nexus was the right move. It was a faction of jobbers. Wyatt got some clue and did what he could do, character work.
>>19451223Yeah but the videos of him doing that gets seen by millions. You're being obtuse now.
>>19451230>noooooooo he's le bad he buried my flippy smark favorites like Damian Sandowkweab
>>19451256They created a whole show based around jobbers?
>>19451271>flippy>Damian Sandowbruh
>>19450495settle down, Otunga/Tyler
>>19451281Yes, the storyline was compelling but it was obvious that nothing would become of any of them in the long term, which means Cena winning was the right choice.
>>19451303Ryback was repackaged and became the hottest wrestler in the company for about four months, though. Wade Barrett is still employed, specifically for his charisma. Bray Wyatt is considered a WWE Legend now. Doesn't add up.
He's an autistic weirdo. That's just all there is to it. It's incredibly he was able to play this chipper, affable guy in the ring with tons of charisma that people liked. The real Cena is a robot. He seems really detached from people. When he appears in front of a WWE camera or is doing Make-a-Wish stuff, that's just the robot putting on his hugh-man disguise.
>>19451256No, it wasn't. Even Cena agrees, according to him. "ThEy wErE jObBeRs" is a lazy cope argument and attitude that ensured that they didn't get any lift or mobility in the roster and that's why WWE got the same-event rosters to begin with back then. And it's not that he went over them, it's HOW he went over all them in a single swoop. It was a heavy-handed culling. Whether they would have amounted to anything bigger individually or as a group or became "non jobber" had things gone differently is a matter of hindsight speculation, it doesn't concern me, what is on the board is that the burial, deserved or not, made sure it wasn't going to and nobody would never find out in this timeline. So it was "see you at the same event, this years main event, the one that was last year at the other event, and year before it on another"
>>19451324Bray wyatt and ryback weren’t in nexus though, and yeah wade Barrett found his calling as an announcer but he wasn’t a good wrestler. Just to help you remember the original nexus members were>wade barrett>daniel bryan>david otunga>skip sheffield >darren young>husky harris>michael tarver >justin gabriel In future if you aren’t sure about something feel free to check Wikipedia
>>19451423>Razor Ramon wasn't in the nWo, and neither was Diesel or even Hulk Hogan for that matter, that was Hall, Nash, and Hollywood.
>>19451104Are you retarded?
>>19451148>Why does he do SO MANY make a wishes despite not liking kids enough to have one of his own?Oh anon. I don't even like Cena and even I can understand why. Maybe you should grow up first.
>>19451141I accept your concession.
>>19451440Welcome to peedub
>>19451423This really toes the line between bait and being a fucking retard
>>19451473See >>19451459
>>19451324>Bray Wyatt is considered a WWE Legend now.Only because he died, he was absolutely trash
He has autism and doesn’t understand social queues. Please be patient and more understanding
>>19450495It’s because he has the ding dong diddly ‘tism.
>>19451844Better than Cena.
>>19450795He's been sucking Hollywood cock for decades now. It secures him roles in movies that do good despite him, which get him roles in movies that bomb
>>19450495He was always a cunt. The fans used to boo this bitch out of the arena. They hated him. He was a cunt behind the scenes as well. Literal scum of the earth like The Rock which is why they got to the top and destroyed many others on the way up.
>>19450495Bruce Blitz and BDF Network won
>>19450495>i am so retiring for real brosee you at wrestlemania 42 cena
>>19450495That story David Otunga told about Cena recently was bizarre, he sounds like a bit of a freakhttps://youtube.com/shorts/aS94CkEYPnQ?si=WUC4MVRPQ7xosbUA
>>19450495Word life use fiend rising
>>19454981Wait until you hear the Alex Riley story where he literally sexually assaulted a guy.
>>19455755Qrd?
>>19450495Him worshipping Vince and carrying water for him at every turn tells you all you need to know about him. And I'm not one of these "Vince is a heckin monster" types but he is objectively a piece of shit that has a deeply stained legacy
>>19455850Actually it's the opposite. it's incredibly respectable, he is loyal to Vince and loves him and isnt afraid to say it even though it's terrible PR. I commend him for that
>>19455883yeah it would look worse if he just put threw vince under the bus when the guy was responsible for the money he has.
>interviewer asks what happened with the heel turn>dude who cares? why dwell on the past?I don’t know why he’s running defense for the abysmal booking of his retirement run
>>19450495The Rogan interview was so odd
>>19450495He's the rare case of male BPD
>>19455957Why? Qrd?
>>19455901Just like undertaker, he's a company guy.
