quick! tony khan makes you book aew, wat do
>>19450689I release Kyle Fletcher and Anna Jay.
i book whole shows dedicated to make cm punk seethe until he does a benoit
>>19450689dynamite gets a third hour, 'aew after dark', all women's matches in tubs of various liquids
Quick! Anon wants to give you advice Tony but there's no money being deposited in their bank account from Tony's bank account. Boy does he have good fucking advices and booking plans, wat do Tony... wat do?Only freebie I'll give is that Tony needs to step down from booking for real, you can have part of the show, you can play with your little toy wrestlers, say 6 of them per month, in say half an hour of the show and leave the rest to a competent writer(s) and bookers that he will back up when the lazy spoiled talent gets uppity and fucking suspend and fire them even if they don't do the job. And it's for his benefit too it's not just me being me. Get this, Tony would have to work with a "limited palette", learn to how to make a full picture, or a segment in this case and learn to work with the limitations and only focusing on one thing at a time and see what actually fucking works. If it gets over, add more guys, add more time for him till he fucking doesn't rely buying new toys and just letting his talent sawdust themselves to the shelf all the fucking time. This is important because he has completely missed that part in his growth to a company lead because he always had infinite resources to do what he cooks up in his head, like it's just another fantasy wrestling league, "with win and loss ratios"
Give Ruby Soho every single title in the company ask Sid whats the matter forget your scissors ?
>>19450689I would create a parody character that is meant to represent the weirdos who come to AEW shows holding pro-tranny signs and anti-ICE signs. Let those people know they aren't welcome and that we consider them to be chickenshit heels.
idk he's using all the fantasy booking ideas i've posted on here and it still aint popping a rating
Unironically elevate the midcard. This is a good roster.
hey tony i got lots of good ideas, I can save your promotion but I won't do it for free. you got to pay me, mothafacko.
>>19450856>Buddyknew it
>>19450876He’s part of the midcard.
>>19450689I'd bring Pam & Izzy into AEW. Invite them to my luxury suite after the show and just do a shitload of Tony's cocaine. TK will be pounding on the door begging to be let in, but we all just laugh and skinny dip in the jacuzzi.
>>19450689book him in a TLC match where he takes a career/life ending injury
>>19450689Fire Mox so The Shield reunion is solidified in time for Mania Vegas.
>>19450689I call the one man that can guide us through these dark times and lead us to success.
>>19450689>Have Samoa Joe vs Eddie end with a beatdown from the Deathriders>then the Deathriders get beat down by the Don Callis Family>Then the Don Callis family gets beatdown by Kenny and the Bucks>Show ends>Next time Samoa Joe is beatdown by his own group the Opps>Page and Swerve come out to help him>3 way match for title is made between Page, Swerve and Joe>Before match ends masked men beat down the group>Tony Khan comes out and pleads for them to stop, demanding they unmask>Unmask>It's Adam Cole, Danny Garcia and ring leader Orange Cassidey>They hug Khan>Khan turns to the camera and is laughing maniacally (like usual)>Tells them to pick Joe up >They try but can't and instead hold Joe's limbs out while TK goes to the first rope and falls like a cloth onto him>Demands ref count the pin>Ref counts>Khan AEW world Champ>Tony says his new name is Tony "Show" Khan>Reign of Khan begins
>>19450689take the money and run, fuck that gAyEW shit
>>19451039you know triplenose would fumble that too
>>19450689I would've answered this question successfully years ago, now it's too late. Just kill it. Fix the indies.
>>19450689have ninja mack draw blood on a wrestler and week after week through contagion, the roster slowly turns into ninjas
>>19450689Fire all the womeme(they can stay as managers and valets but I'm not letting them wrestle), fire everyone Dave Meltzer likes, fire The Elite and all their friends, fire the literally who's, fire the dimeless shitters, hire professional television writers, hire a real producer, then sit back and let other, qualified people run AEW for me.
>>19450689Nuking of Dublin, Ireland
>>19450689Book an entire month of just wrestling with no bullshit so I can run off the ecw mark retards then start building from there.
Evolved Fights match starring me and Anna Jay where I die in ring from being smothered by her incredible ass
>>19452258I pictured this in my head for a split second and she was making the duckface
book silas mason to come in, beat everyone in the promotion, and then leave with all their belts.
>>19450689I would rebrand the company to 'All Breastlite Wrestling'. I would hire a roster of women with many having VERY large breasts. I would immediately start a storyline where a group of the old guard of AEW's women's division would form called the 'IBTC' (itty bitty titty committee) who would serve as the heels, delusional and adamant that the name is 'Breast Lite' rather than Breastlite (Breast + Elite). This would help to bring attention to the branding change, establish the new roster and get them over while phasing out the old roster.
>>19452506Sounds hot
>>19452557This but Mondo
Heavily reduce the amount of run-ins. Heavily reduce the amount of stunt matches. You can do plunder, but it has to be deliberate and focused. Glass, tacks, tables, ladders, etc. have become super played out. Bring back rankings, clearly establish which titles require being ranked to challenge and which have some other form of challenge. Come up with unique rules or at least a unique "vibe" for every title to differentiate them.Have a trios title match at least once a week if I can and have it be the crazy party match of the show. More professional stakes (advancement, money, titles) than personal stakes (Are you my friend, I'm fighting for the soul of this company, etc.) If heels are gonna have factions, have more babyface factions. There's absolutely no reason for the babyfaces to not band together when half the roster is either in the Death Riders, Don Callis Family or Opps. Just more emphasis on telling stories within matches rather than using a match to tell a story. Jay White wins either the World or Continental Title in 2026.
>>19450689Cut the men's roster by at least 50%
>>19450698>announces a Larry tribute show>books a kennel from hell match
>>19450697This multiplied. 1st and only thing on my mind is cutting the fat from the roster. So I’m assuming 70-90% of these fucking shitters are getting future endeavored.
>>19450689Put all the belts on Jeff Jarrett.
>>19452739that would be fine too:)
>>19450689make myself the star of the show. i would start the show with a long-winded promo and constantly interfere in random matches throughout the night. culminating with me winning the world title at the end. this is how i will look doing it
almost forgot but after winning the title there will be a live sex celebration between me and anna jay
>>19450689realize my family owns a fucking football team and hire players who have been cut from The Jaguars to train as wrestlers so we could eventually get people who could draw dimes.
>>19450689Put Anna Jay and Mina into a pudding match fire every flippy shitter, so like 80-90% if the rosterBook everything I can to run off the trannies and smarks
