AEW has gone from thrusting their crotches in each other's faces to full on inserting their genitalia into each other's mouths during matches now
>>19454321WTF! Gross faggot shit.
>>19454321AEW Boom Period.Basically from 2019 to 2020.
>>19454321this is so dumb. his head was at his knees
>>19454321I don't think that's a legal maneuver
>>1945434920 something years at Mania and you're telling me all anyone had to do to break the Undertaker's streak was suck him off? Who'd have known
>>19454321Okada should have joined AJPW or NOAH instead of GAYEW.Meanwhile Naito is in Singapore and not giving a fuck about GAYEW
Creative and funny heel spot that only smarks will pretend to complain about
genius counter that's never been done before and got a huge pop.yep, this is making the piggies OINK! not patterned enough for you?
>>19454379He's to broken down, he needs the retirement money.
>>19454390If this had happened in WWE, the bitch-tittted pigs would be saying it's kino and torytellin
>>19454390>Creative and funnyThis is an AEWtist's idea fun. Putting his mouth on another man's crotch
>>19454397>I love gay shitWe know.
>>19454411Does it give you PTSD from your uncle bro?
>>19454390>Creative and funny heel spotJack Perry is a babyface. Also if a low blow is illegal then what the fuck would this be?
>>19454412why are you responding to your inner thoughts?
>>19454407>>19454424You better run back to your watchthread. It's not going to spam or police itself
>>19454434>You better run back>runAnon I've got some news for you
>>19454321Based. Jungle Bunny done made Umino shit on himself and he deflowered the coin guy. Yts > Japs
Must defend gAyEW during boring show.
>>19454379>NaitoHe's having to sponge off eel to get work now and seems depressed as fuck. Poor guy got screwed by ((JewJPW))
>>19454434I don't watch AEW unlike you apparently
>>19454371Mmmmm no teeth boy mmmmm
>>19454526>WWE bitch-tittted pigsSure you don't
>>19454407>torytellin
>>19454526You just seethe over people laughing about it in your spare time? Kek congrats that's even worse
>>19454538>You want to do it?
>>19454554I am completely neutral towards it and I find the anti-AEW obsessives like OP who are currently both hate-watching it and posting threads about it to be deranged and subhuman-like
>>19454321AEW: for fags by fags
>>19454582>I am completely neutral towards itApparently you aren't and you get quite defensive over other people poking fun at it>anti-AEW obsessives>hate-watching>deranged>subhuman-likeWay to really sell being neutral
>>19454604You know the singular AEW fan will be jerking his dead peen to this all night lol.
>>19454618It's a creative funny spot there's nothing to poke fun at
I despise this company holy shit
>>19454321Tranny rodeo for tranny cows
>>19454638It isn't creative. People don't do it because for one it's illegal just like a low blow, and two because it's gay as fuck. What's funny about sticking another man's cock and balls in your mouth? What's creative about it? It's cheap and the exact opposite of creative. Nut shots are about as uncreative in fighting as it gets
>>19454679That doesn't make any sense. You're pretending that he's sucking him off.
>>19454685What part doesn't make sense? It's offense below the belt. That's illegal in a pro wrestling match. That's why refs DQ guys who do low blows anonYou know what doesn't make sense? Why a babyface would bit at another wrestler's crotch. That doesn't make any sense
>>19454711You're shoot dumb bro
>>19454722I accept your concession. Go watch wrestlers creatively suck each other off for fun
>>19454791I think you might be gay dude. You watch wrestling and immediately start thinking of gay sex no matter what's on screen.
>>19454321>people clapping for thisaew fans full of homosexuals?
>>19454321AEW is so great you girls munching box and boys biting dicks on live tv, what else could you want ? From your wrestling ?
Lose weight bitchtits, you're a faggot for god knows what reason why are you doing this for
>>19454424AEWtists will make light of CSA to defend their tranny fed. Sad.
>>19454844Toni is the only women wrestler who’s actually hot
>>19454862He can’t lose weight.Lmao.He hates /FIT/ Board
a moment of silence for all 3 fans that passed away (they were trans)
>>19454827>no matter what's on screenMeanwhile, what's on the screen >>19454321
>>19454321Can they go one show without being embarrassing?
>>19454321This is type of shit is the reason AEW got canceled
>>19454321Remember weeb faggots used to say this gook was the best in the world LMAO
>>19454321>hey here's a spot for our match, I put your penis inside my mouth, it's real grapsAEW is a post modern mockery for faggots and queers, maybe
They are preying on Okada's naivety of the Western world. They tricked the GOAT into thinking this is real cool stuff in America. I hate Tony Khan. He is a pervert and he sullies everything he touches. This is disgusting and shoot works me.
>>19454844This is porn...
>>19455349This isn't even the most embarrassing thing that happened tonight. Tony booked fagball to go over Fletcher.
>Hey Jack, when Okada goes to piledrive you, bite his dick. The ref won't notice and you'll escape clean. Trust me, Adam taught me this move 20 years ago
>>19454894oh he loves /fit/, but instead of posting physique but puts a physique fig up his butthole
>>19454321How did it take this long to counter a tombstone like this. I would've thought DDT would do it first. Just proves Jack is an ass and cock bro and Sonny BLACKED Anna Jay
>>19454321Jungle Bitch is used to cock in his mouth.
>>19454722Just entered the thread and can already tell you are the dumb retard who always acts the same.
I was going to say they would do dick blood next but MJF kinda already did that lol.
>>19455539That image is quite literally demonic. I am glad I am awash in the Holy Spirit so that it does not harm me
>>19454844Mind you Mercedes is the same woman who spent years and year shitting all over the Divas era of women because they did bra and panties matches and mud wrestling all while actually laying the groundwork and footing for her to be able to come in during her time and get to be an actual wrestler who didn't have to do all of that. And this is what she does
>>19455575That was just me screwing around while making something else.
>>19455654Be careful with that stuff, anon. I had a friend who died from a 3D printed ai render of a heroin needle
>>19455464He was tho under NJPW.Cope Anti Smark.>>19455482More like America.Europe doesn’t like America’s Shitty Culture.
>>19454844I like the girls version I don't like the guys version
>>19454321This company is hopeless
>>19454321Marko Stunt is still swallowing cocks?! I thought prowrestling banned his little faggot ass.
>>19454321Has anyone else watched it at .5 speed? :x
>>19454321>luke come quick you gotta check your son out
>>19456349YJK Luke did way worse to get that 90210 gig
>>19456349kek
>>19454321Innovative offense
>>19454379>>19454479>>19454401Naito is debuting in Noah on the 1st you fucking retards.
I mean...it makes sense as a spot but holy shit the implications...
>>19454357I'd count the covid era as well. The jacksonville venue with Dark and Elevation was kino
>O'Cody and Jungle JackoffWell whaddya know
>>19456737>.it makes sense as a spotIt doesn't though. Jack Perry is a babyface as has been stated in this thread plenty. He's doing something that would result in an instant disqualification which has also been mentioned plenty. There's a reason people just don't attack the other guy's balls in wrestling every single match
>>19454390>creative stop, this shit is simply cringe as fuck
>>19457092He keeps spamming that shit trying to pass it off like people think it was a good idea. The singular AEW fan is actually defending the dick sucking spot
>>19454321It is the faggot promotion after all
If someone don't say nigger soon I'ma get uncomfortable
>>19454321Okada has gone from being the main character of Japanese pro wrestling to being a comedy midcarder getting bitten in the dick by an anti-draw who lost a fight to CM Punk. How the fuck did we get here?
>>19457523People will try and tell you it’s okay because he was going to leave NJPW anyway
>>19457545>because he was going to leave NJPW anywayI mean that part's true. But that doesn't excuse bullshit like this. What's worse is people will try and say it's good that he's goofy and that he's so versatile for doing comedy shit
>>19454321Imagine pitching this spot
>>19457501Nigger
>>19455651You just know she'd be first in line to get naked to keep her spot if this shit ever became the mainstream again.
>>19456926Okada bit him earlier in the match to get out of a hold earlier, so this was payback and perfectly acceptable for a face due to that context. Drones don't understand storytelling, hygiene, science, finance, etc.
>>19458520She wants to be wanted so bad it's sad.
>>19458539>Jungle Boy putting a dick in his mouth>perfectly acceptableAsk me how I know you're gay
>>19458560OK. How?
>>19458520Without a doubt>>19458548Nailed it with this anon. She reeks of desperation and insincerity. She needs you to know she belongs. That's why she clings so much to the Eddie Guerrero shit. That's why she tried playing gatekeeper and bullied people like Alexa when they were in NXT. She needs you to know she's important. That's why she carries around a bunch of nothing mark belts. It's all painfully see through and even more pitiful
>>19458575No why didn't Cody just wrap his lips around it? Isn't that the kind of wrestling the singular AEW fan is calling smart and creative?
>>19454390>face puts the heel's dick in his mouth Yep, it's AEW.
>>19458548Well I want her. Sexually.
>>19458627>creative funny spotYep it's AEW
>>19454321They're just doubling down on what their audience likes.
>>19454321Soon he'll debut his new finisher, The Sphincterstretcher.
>>19458790You mean the "Kevin Nash In The Blistering Hot Summer Of 1992"?
>>19454321>bro tell that jungle midget kid to bite the japs dick bro, everyone will love ithas tony reached out to russo to help with booking?
kek aew is gay and all of its fans are fags
No sliding
>>19458790>The SphincterstretcherThat's the move Tony has all the wrestlers do to him nightly.
>>19454321shit like this is why no one is watching anymore fr
>>19454321wtf people watch this and buy merch and jerk off to it? Thats gay lol
>watching AEW>laugh in delight as two men suck each other's dicks in the ring>Dad walks in the room, his smile turning to abject disappointment before he immediately walks out>Later I hear a solitary gunshot from the garage
>>19461115>from the garageIs that where the latest AEW residency is taking place?
>>19454321I don't know man. I think I'd rather just take the Tombstone than put a guy's dick in my mouth. It's not like Okada ever even goes for the pin on it afterwards anyway
>>19454321The Gay Fed
>>19454321Day one-ish
>>19454321You WILL make the transition
>>19454321Okada should have sold it like he liked it, and won by face fucking until the ref called it
>>19460160BY GAWD Excalibur! The human sphincter isn't mean to stretch that far! Why isn't Tony tapping out? He's smiling!
>>19454321>Exposes the entire webm so anons don't even gotta watch it OP you're a fruitcake
>>19461658>the entire webmIt's an mp4. Get it right nerd
>>19454321Pat Patterson would not have even booked this spot.
>>19454390>sexual assault is creative and funnythat's the kind of shit that gets shows kicked off tv, now sit in the hair kiddo
>>19454321
>>19454321They call him Kazuchika Blowkada
>>19454321How do people watch this shit?
>>19463407With John Cena fleshlights and lots'a budder.
>>19454321he keeps trying to slide this
>>19454321It's hilarious that the singular AEW fan always has to run defense for the constant homoerotic offense that occurs on AEW programming
>>19454321Why'd he do that?
>>19464197To appease Tony
Not half as humiliating as CM Punk's 2025, sorry
>>19464459PDS. And I don't mean Perry Dick Sucking
>>19464477Punk swallowed
>>19464487Yeah he swallowed AEW's popularity alive on his way out
>>19454321Kek drones still seething. Guess AEW creates viral moments that dronies can't forget. When is the last time WWE did that? The geriatric Rock returning? kek
>>19464494>swallowed AEW's popularity alive>more people are talking about Dynamite than Cena's retirementGood one
>>19464503Now that I know what your old ass looks like, this comment is just sad to see.
>>19464518>more people are talking about Dynamite than Cena's retirementYour headcanon isn't real.
>>19464518>more people are talking about Dynamite than Cena's retirementFucking where?
>>19464503>seethingWe're laughing anon. We're mocking and laughing at how an AEW wrestler used his mouth on another guy's dick to counter a move. Mind you his hands were free the entire time. He could've just low blowed him. Instead he opened wide and took him into his mouth. Where the best wrestle
>>19464553>does whatever it takes to winDrones don’t understand storytelling part ninety billion
>>19464569>does whatever it takes to winBut it didn't take that to win. Again, he could've just done a lowblow. He chose to go mouth on his junk. The referee watched it all regardless if you want to get into storytelling. Kind of shits all over the rules of the match when they don't even pretend to worry about disqualificationsAlso he didn't win
>>19464589If you watched the match you’d understand why the bite spot worked, not my problem
>>19454321More faggot shit from aew. I'm shocked.
>>19464553>opened wide and took him into his mouthDrones writing literal gay fanfic about this now lmao
>>19464593>Pl-pleaseeeee watch AEW!!!There was no prior established reason for him to suck him off anon
>>19464604>fanficIs it fanfic when it really happened? >>19454321 Or is it just recounting the events that transpired. I think the bigger tell is you reading those words made you feel something sexually to refer to it as gay fanfic
>>19464593>If you watched the matchGet a load of this faggot.
>>19464593>If you watched the matchI, like many others, would rather not watch the foreplay to your gay porn
>>19464611Commentary:>he bit him in the crotch! Closeted Etard:>He opened wide and took him into his mouth, the musk of Kazu’s protruding bulge rushed into his nostrils filling him with passionLmao
>We're laughing anon. We're mocking and laughing
>>19464614>no no I just watched the webm and talked about it all day today and yesterday, my girlfriend is sitting right next to me, really Ha ha ha
>>19464625>the musk of Kazu’s protruding bulge rushed into his nostrils filling him with passion>>19464604>writing literal gay fanficThe singular AEW fan couldn't wait to jump in
>>19464636>couldn't wait to jump inSorry. "Jump" was insensitive of me
>>19464630He's bubblin in Dublin
>>19464632What a triggered faggot.
>>19464010This part
>>19454321Is TBS even allowed to show oral sex on live tv?
>>19454321Jesus christ
>e drones think this is bad while they're fine with pat patterson raping hundreds of boys
>>19454321>summer 2026>Mox cuts his stomach open and Hangman takes a fat steaming shit directly into the wound
>>19467312Patterson is dead, yet you're perfectly fine with Tony raping little boys in 2025
>>19467482seek help
>>19467312>The singular AEW fan has an appropriately negative reaction to sexual assault but is happy to hand wave it away and excuse it when it happens in AEW
>>19467690WWE is literally go to court for gay child rape
>>19467698GMS. None of this has anything to do with AEW or you excusing the many times they've featured sexual assault in their matches. Why is that okay to you? If you're against in then be against it
>>19467312>>19467698>B-b-b-b-b-b-but WWE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The always familiar cry of the singular AEW fan
Did he bleed from it?
>>19467812From getting his dick sucked?
>>19467824Tony has never done dick blood before.
>>19467830Unfortunately he has. And he fell asleep mid-promo
>>19467830There was that time MJF cut his dick off like every true AEW fan does
>>19467842Tony should have a dick blood (Jungle Boy) vs butt blood (Omega) match.
>>19467849that was just an over excited rabbi
