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I love Steve Austin, but is he the only top guy in wrestling to not be a tough guy in reality?

>Only verified fight was with a woman
>Never did sports in high school
>Owen Hart broke his neck on purpose and laughed about it, Austin did nothing to him when they got in the ring again
>Jeff Jarrett shot on him on live TV and made him mad, instead of confronting him he ran to Vince and told him to nix the angle
>Video footage of a fan beating his ass in the ring, Triple H had to save him (who isn't exactly tough guy either)
>No showed Brian Pillman's funeral because it would've been too tough (wah wah I would've cried too much, think about me too)
>Pride himself on not doing humiliation rituals, Vince still got him to cry on camera multiple times during his heel turn and admit to Kurt Angle that he's a coward
>Refused to wrestle Brock because he was scared of him (what if he beats me up for real?)
>Retired because his neck hurt a bit
>Hunts small animals with guns to overcompensate, tiny dick behavior
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he played football at University of North Texas, which was a bigger deal in the 80s
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>Heh. So you didn't go to college and you want to tell me something?
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>>19455542
Gonna assume this is bait because of the last line but
>>Video footage of a fan beating his ass in the ring, Triple H had to save him (who isn't exactly tough guy either)
I'm 99% sure this was a work. It looked really choreographed and was probably Triple H's idea.
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>>19455542
>never did sports in high school
He went to UNT to play football
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>>19455542
>Never wore a dress, Rock and Cena did
>Never sucked a dick, Shawn and Cena did
>Never gave his political support to the left or right, Foley is a deranged leftist homo
>
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>>19455542
That part
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Reminder in the near decade you've been trying to get /aspw/ to hate austin the board started naturally laughing at rock and hogan while your womanly screeching accomplished nothing.
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>>19455542
as opposed to infamous real life tough guys Hulk Hogan and Dwayne Johnson.
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>>19455542
What a bitch
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>>19455542
He played football though.
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Shut the fuck up, homo
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>>19455542
Not like Chudetty was tough either. Or Dwaynetty. Or Cenetty for that matter. Hell even Romannetty was weak! Bruno is the last Real Tough Guy who was the Top Star.
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>>19455542
>>Only verified fight was with a woman
Unfathomly based and trad. Austin knew women need to be controlled
>Never did sports in high school
So?
>Owen Hart broke his neck on purpose and laughed about it, Austin did nothing to him when they got in the ring again
Owen died by probably having his neck AND body broken, Divine karma
>Jeff Jarrett shot on him on live TV and made him mad, instead of confronting him he ran to Vince and told him to nix the angle
Knows JJ is anti-dimes and didn't want to be associated with him.....Seems smart
>Video footage of a fan beating his ass in the ring, Triple H had to save him (who isn't exactly tough guy either)
We've all seen that and know it's a lie. So you just made yourself look like a pride person
>No showed Brian Pillman's funeral because it would've been too tough (wah wah I would've cried too much, think about me too)
Man is devoted to his job and kayfabe, seems like the reason he was top of his game and you're on here with me
>Pride himself on not doing humiliation rituals, Vince still got him to cry on camera multiple times during his heel turn and admit to Kurt Angle that he's a coward
Present them
>Refused to wrestle Brock because he was scared of him (what if he beats me up for real?)
You had to add a fake narrative to make your other fake narrative seem good. That just shows us more that you are retarded
>Retired because his neck hurt a bit
We're getting into stretch armstrong territoy now
>Hunts small animals with guns to overcompensate, tiny dick behavior
I find people project random shit like this

Overall your promo is weak and lacks any kayfabe that may have gotten you over. You probably watch NXT, WWE, or AEW, simply due to how fragile and padded your scripted promo is.
Go check out some indy shows and develop your bant
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>>19458623
I mean folks.....
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>>19458623
Jesus Christ you buried that faggot
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>>19458623
Based
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Carried by Vince and Rock
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>>19458756
Nah nigga. Fuck you.
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>>19458623
>seems like the reason he was top of his game and you're on here with me
This level of bant is borderline scientific
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>>19458764
Can't really poke a hole in any of his arguments. Promo of the year honestly.
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>>19455542
Austinnetty was always a bitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2oKN_IvYB4
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>>19455542
I couldn't believe my eyes that Austin agreed to this segment. Taker wouldn't have agreed to be humiliated like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC5eScWIxaI
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>>19458788
See>>19458623
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>>19458827
I see with my own eyes that he curled up in fear and Hunter had to save him
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>>19458834
>believes this shit was real and not some gay shit orchestrated by Hunter
Get real, dork



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