KINOFUCKING KINO
>>19460198BBDWTOS
THE BIG DOG
>>19460198why isn't Kenny Omega in this?
gotta love the big dawg, ya just gotta
>>19460201all the stars are here
>>19460198Akuma is Japanese, not Samoan.Cultural appropriation. This should be a Japanese actor.
>>19460210Posion isn't in this.
who is that asian hottie with the titties
>>19460210he's gay
>>19460198Post Cody, he looked so silly
>>19460210You see kenny...erm...the fact of the matter is...err...we need big time players...erm...and you're just a C+ player...
>>19460217akuma isn't real
AH YESSIR MESATSU
>>19460238So is the patriarchy
PAULSTRAPNOW
>>19460230nice kayfabe dronies
>>19460246now that's a wrestler
>>19460247Lil bro is always creeping behind Roman
Absolute unit on the right making Roman and Cody look like vanilla midgets.
>>19460210negative aura. even editing couldn't fix it.
Roman suffered auraloss tonight
>>19460210dan is not in the movie, Im afraid
>>19460216why didn't Kenny Omega come out?
>>19460210Street Fighter only wants him for DLC announcements
>>19460246Literally mogged everyone in a 100 kilometer radius
>>19460198How pissed is Kenny?
>>19460268andrew shulz is ironically playing dan.
>>19460217who's gonna tell him where samoan people came from
>>19460268Actually he is
Fiddy big leagued the GAAAYme awards lmao
>>19460267BBDWTS
they had the least rizz out of all the people that spoke
>>19460198I love Roman and Cody but I’d never watch the GAYme awards
kek
>>19460263
>>19460246STRAP THE FUXKING ROCKET TO THIS GUY
>>19460311there's levels to this
>>19460311Hiroki Goto made it into this as e honda too kek
>>19460210Kenny on Suicide watch, should he be in KWABOTY discussion?>>19457863>>19457863>>19457863
>>19460246*ruins his life with 1 leg kick*
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>19460340no one cares about gay tripfag LARP thread # 7
>>19460252>kayfabe means heels and faces can't ever interact or be together because i'm a fucking retard
>>19460348Should've been Cena
>>19460348HOLY FUCKING DIMES
>>19460246Legs look even more fragile than Nash's
>>19460348he did a flip, was based
>>19460348kek
>>19460348make it bigger
Is this guy playing M Bison secretly a badass fighter? I've seen him in like three things and every one he's a timid awkward nerd who looks like he'd loose a shootfight to marko stunt.
>>19460246He should have been Cena's last opponent
>>19460340Kenny would never draw a dime. He'd probably rather be in a game anyway
They fucked Goto's shit up
>>19460356cena is alex
>>19460267roman got OTC chants
>>19460391
FINNER
>>19460401cena isnt blonde
>>19460422>refuses to shave his beard for the rolebased big dog
>>19460422>>19460434HOLY DIMESOLA
>>19460422>Joe Roman Reigns AnoaiReally? How are people supposed to remember that shit
>>19460434HOLY BASED
>>19460434flattops don't translate well irl
>>19460434How does he always look so cool?
>>19460459
>>19460465meant to say, overly exaggerated flattops like guile's
>4 TKO employees in thisHow did they do it
>>19460434Gigachad 2.0
>>19460210>kenny is a huge street fighter fan>many of his moves are referenced to street fighter>promoted and even participate in e-sport tournaments>doesn't even get an offer to star in the movieIn my opinion this is the only thing that rivals a Tony Khan style KWABOTY
>>19460434pitslut
>>19460216Which one do you think pays Zangeif?
CAMMY OWES ME SEX
>>19460391JUST
>>19460348UNIRONICALLY BASADO
>>19460252They're still professionals doing paid side jobs you nerd, you think they'd start swinging the second they saw each other?
>>19460210I bet he kills himself over it
>>19460348>>19460434he looks the best out of anyone in the movie so far
>>19460348>OH NO NO NO NO NO NOLook at the top of his head
>>19460487Kenny wasn't interested you pathetic shit eating drone.
>>19460487He shoulda debuted at the Rumble.
>>19460523He begged for a part even if he was an extra in the background but got ignored
>>19460433Akuma has a beard now since sf5
>>19460434YA JUST GOTTA
>>19460348His costume looks good and works though, Roman looks like an ebay jobber cosplay. Not as bad as Kenny's Akuma, though.
>>19460556>PLAYING VIDEO GAMES PAST THE 2000S
>>19460516Yeah, he stole the show in the trailer, looking forward to seeing more of him, Roman and Goto
>>19460523I highly doubt he didn’t want to do the movie since he’s been promoting sf6 for a long time now
>>19460562Literally no one played sf3 in the 90s you gay boomer
>>19460523>Kenny isn't interested in starring in a movie with 3 other wrestlers but is instead interested in crossdressing as Ingrid and ViperKWABAROO
>>19460434Why did they pick a Shadaloo agent to play Guile?
>>19460434Why does he look like Kurt Russell in Stargate?
>>19460570OK? You know everyone played Alphas right
>>19460198What character is that? I didn't realize there were so many WWE guys, thought it was only Cody. Who is Cammy?
>>19460523I wasn't interested in a fourway with Anna Kendrick, Sydney Sweeney and Victoria Justice.
They should remake the original movie game with the new actors, it would be kino.
>>19460617I didn't play alpha til the GBA port desu senpai
>>19460625That's Akuma, reign's character.Cammy is the English chick who was played by Kylie Minogue in the live action.
>>19460628Sydney Swiney is ugly dawg she shoot has FAS
>>19460633Id buy it in a heartbeat. These Jews would be retarded to not understand how many dimes that would draw. I have no desire to ever even play 6, it looks like gay color vomit and just all around bad presentation
>>19460644I thought Kylie Minoe was like 60 now?
>>19460633that would be kinda funny
>>19460414They added a cgi belly
>>19460698Yeah, figured it's be a fat suit, buy you can literally see the cgi seams
Good to see Cody Roman and Goto all hanging out.
>>19460210He will be in the post credits as someone from the next movie.
>>19460201gotta love him
>>19460566He also promoted SF5. SF5 was released in 2015 I think. Some of his moves are references from SF3. So he has been an avid fan and promoted the games for at least a decade and doesn't even get to be an extra. I dunno why but it gives me massive keks
>>19460434>Heh, not so fast Cody
Hes a fan of the games.The first street fighter film is one of the worst films ever made and the new one will be likely as bad, why would he want to be apart of that
>>19460761I won't stand for such slander, the first Street Fighter movie is a classic.
>>19460757Halfmillyation ritual
>>19460761>seething this hard that you forget the quote KEKAROOOOOOO
>>19460770It unironically is and so is mortal kombat. those movies were cool as fuck for their target audience, kids
>>19460422>>19460434DIMES.
>>19460210Kenny has a funny face and an embarrassing gut
>>19460210He showed up to auditions and when they saw he was 5'3 they ghosted him.
Tranny game for tranny people featuring a cringe cast, the trans bucks and their silver haired pedo should've been in this slop too
>>19461110Why are you bringing Guilty Gear into this?
>>19460216Why come Goto is on the screen but not invited to the party?
>>19461124he had too much furry futa porn on his twitter search history from 2021
Ken actor looks like one of the Bucks kek they really turned a gigachad hobo into a chinlet geek
>>19461152He looked super chad on the stage though
>>19461154Kek
>>19460198HOLY SHITHOLY SHITHOLY SHIT
Cody looks retarded
Looks like fucking shit, like a parody.
>>19461156The "available actor" looks like a turbofaggot and shouldn't be playing Ken eitherThis has to be made by some closeted jeet on /tv/
>>19461156
>>19460267? He got I love you Roman, OOOOAHHs, and OTC chants
They look too much like cosplayers.
>>19461206Meant for >>19460311
>>19460311Your average office Halloween party
>>19460263FINNER
>>19461182Better traps than Cody lmao
>>19461269he's obviously on gear lol
>>19460198Dimes
>>19460217Not to bright are you
>>19460434Has someone called Kenny yet?
>>19461281I thought Samoans were black
>>19460550Stop making shit up, you retarded e-drone.
>>19461152Why the fuck is cammy, a blond anglo brit, being portrayed by a mystery meat. Why are all the jap characters being portrayed by mystery meat sorts, most of which aren't even Asian.What the fuck is this casting? Is this a porn parody? If it isn't you know it's going to be jump cut fight scenes and epilepsy induced lighting effects.
>>19460550That part
>>19461296This movie is about Cody
>>19461296They auditioned the roles and picked whoever could play the character they had in mind best. My only question is how did Goto even get considered? Did Cody just randomly recommend him?>>19461156Ken is half Asian, a straight up white guy would be an even bigger miss
>>19461318So you're saying there's a limit of one blond anglo per movie and Cody scored it?>>19461340>Auditioned the rolesIt looks like they have them to whoever fucking asked and then nepo'd or casting couched what was left. >except Kenny, because they learned their lesson having a fan portray a part when Cavill wanted the witcher to not suck.
>>19461152Dimeless roster. Absolutely grim how they're taking a big shit on the whole Street Fighter legacy.
>>19461281>Not toDipshit
>>19460415BASED fresh natural finner
>>19461152>Country full of sumos>Signs warshed Goto to be a sumoRetarded
>>19461156Ken is half Jap and dyes his hair.
>>19460379That's going to be the joke: Bison is going to be an "all aura, not able to fight" character to emasculate him and make the brand a laughingstock.
>>19460443It's the same as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. They're hedging their bets because no one knows who Roman is outside of nerds, but they want him to be a movie star eventually apart from WWE.
>>19460263Brutal mogging of the blonde chick by the taller asian.
>>19460786ooof
>>19460246>>19460263who the fuck is that big ass nigga?, dude has gotta be at least 7 feet tall
>looks bad on purposevidyadorks are pathetic
>>19461666>Why did they sign the guy experienced with fake fighting and emoting who has somewhat of a fanbase and name recognition!?It's a mystery...
>>19461152kennetty isn't a draw.shit, it's just like AEW lmao.
>>19461771Full of change that no-one sees.
>>19460246>>19460263Holy shit that big dude is pure DIMES>>19460348>>19460434is this cringekino? sure looks cringekino
>>19460434Nice they removed his retarded tattoo
>>19461758Olivier something, world's tallest bodybuilder. He was also cast in Reacher season 3 as the guy mogging Reacher in that book/story.
>>19461771then they should've gotten Yano
>>19460348This film looks like it was created with AI
>>19460809Zoomer here. Was it considered terrible when it first came out but now everyone is pretending it’s always been kino because of nostalgia? Like the star wars prequels
>>19460648You have impossibly high standards if you think Sydney Sweeney is ugly.
>>19460770Man, shut your ass up. Everyone with three braincells who've seen it knows it's absolute dogshit other than a brilliant ham performance by Raul Julia.
>>19460198Roman I was iffy about, but they did good job with makeup>>19460348>>19460434Cody looks 100x better on the poster than in the movie clipHard to tell about the movie when there wasn't any dialogue, and it was all brief cuts, but at least it's not worst case scenario
>>19460198the contacts... the contacts...... (*brando in apocalypse now voice*)
>>19461995Star Wars prequels were very well received at first
>>19460198>when the aew tranny thinks his opinion matters https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oq08scWWArQ
>>19460216Wait, didn't Roman want to take Cody's belt, his most valuable possession? Why are they standing next to each other all smiles like nothing happens?
>>19460217Tell that to Yokozuna
>>19462270Because that has nothing to do with the premiere of this movie that they are there to promote.
>>19461995It was marketed for kids and 80s action fans, so naturally they loved it. Adults got a kick out of Julia's performance. But it was always relegated to junk food movie/cult classic rather than being actually good. Mario bros, Stallone's judge dredd, teenage mutant ninja turtles were all the same too.The SW prequels were different, when they first came out, people hated aspects of them with a passion, but as each one came out, that dissipated as the vision became clearer (though shit like jarjar and anakins acting under lucas still caught shit) when the third one came out, it made people appreciate the ones before it more and it linked the saga together so it was considered mostly okay. The fights in all 3 of them were always well received. The sequels were the opposite, rather than made to unfuck what came before, they were created to shit on it. So each failure just increased the disdain and highlighted the shitty writing. The fights were garbage in comparison. Only thing that was believable was Rey and Kylos chemistry and they still fumbled the shit out of that. Worse was them trying to gaslight the fans that it was good.It could have been, but it was not.
>>19461995I'm the anon you replied to, just woke up, good morning sir. I mean, the culture was so different back then. Both films were mega dimes to kids and teens. I'm sure critics ripped them to shreds but those movies were never for them, or our parents. I remember MK being the more popular one with HOLY SHIT hype, it had better release timing iirc. Both are campy as fuck, even when not meaning to, but also kewl. I wanna go back.
>>19460348>>19460434yeah I'm thinkin' BASED
>>19460198Is that even Roman or is it CGI? It looks like a CGI face. Middle of his forehead is the CGI seam
>>19460198>AAHH YES SIR
>>19462270They had another conversation in an empty football stadium to smooth the situation out beforehand.
>>19460348>>19460434>Casting a black guy as a white AmericanWhat is this woke agenda
>>19462589he's Latinx
>>19462589Codester can be any race that you want and need. That's why you just gotta.
>>19462270Because both put a truce hoping that Half Life 3 would be announced and Gaben blueballed everyone again
>>19460198#AHHHHHHYESSIR #DARKHADOU #RYUFIGHTME
>>19462627The malding was pretty hilarious though not gonna lie.
No barefoot Zelina as Juri? No watch.
>>19462643At least /v/ got a long lasting transformers thread powered by fembots and Arcee autism
cody won
>>19462157>very well received at first>very well receiced now>only hated when reddit letter media told boomers that they le raped his childhood while making bad jokes about dead hookersYup, prequels are certified kino
>>19462583Real face with only color correction, CGI isn't done yet which is why no Blanka, etc.
>>19462765You guys keep lying about reddit to look cool and rebellious lol. Reddit loves the prequels. You are reddit.
>>19461124he was wrestling in the WTL
>>19462788>Missed the argument to the point of bringing a reddit screecap of a post with thirty seven fucking likesYou need a 3 digit IQ to post here
>>19462685I've been browsing tv and v and a surprising amount of people know wrestlers, its not as dead as a lot of people on this board think.
>>19462589Cody Raheem Rhodes is honorary white
>>19462812>only hated when reddit....!>reddit loves it, though>"w-why you bringing reddit into it!">You need a 3 digit IQ to post hereExactly. So, go back. You clearly share their views, then come here to anti-reddit LARP to feel good.
>>19460210Holy fagoli
>>19462889>50 other pw incels also visit other boardsim SHOCKED
>>19462596But enough about you, chud.
>>19462627They played themselves. Anyone who knows Valve knew they weren't gonna drop it here, and every single credible leaker and data miner said the same.
Well lookie what I just found. Last one, sorry Matt KWABdona.
>>19462035>Everyone with three braincells who've seen it knows it's absolute dogshitAnd I said it was good, so I have more than three braincells? Good job playing yourself, moron.
>>19463069Why do you act this petulantly? To get hard? To cum? I don't...
>>19460252They've been on good terms since Roman turned face.
>>19460198Looks like one of those edits of firebreathing indians with pure blue a10s turning into a cgi dragonBased
>>19461152I like 50 why did they cast him as balrog? Why not just get tyson to do it and age him back with CGI?
can't wait to see m bison come out and face joe anoai'i
>>19463137>age him back with CGIThat's slop on top of slop.
>>19463159Would still look better than the hack job they did with 50.
>>19461273Why isn't the fucking pro wrestler?
>>19463067This toy line is not good bros. It looks far more poseable than it is. Sadly feels like a bastard child of NECA and SHfiguarts - stiff joints, be sure to warm them before adjusting them for the first time, this kind of material will snap especially in cold weather. I give this figure 2 stars and that's generous. Thanks for the worthless FX stand but no actual stand for the figure (can't do a flash kick pose without a third party claw stand, luckily I have plenty). You also need a knife to open the package and any kid who gets one of these for Christmas is going to break it while trying to unpack it.
>>19460216Why is there so much space between Roman and Cody like they don't want to be near each other?
>>19463209You guys are over analyzing this. WWE it built of team players.
>>19460257That's a Hollywood actor playing a professional wrestler, mindblown.
>>19463215>WWE it built of team playersLike Vince and Johnny Ace with Janel. They were the REAL tag champs.
>>19463216No ones ever done it...>>19463229From talent to GMs to execs. Then, now, forever. Together.
>>19460210KWAB
>>19460198I won't be watching this movie because i have a 106 iq
>>19463355So the midwit audience is out. I'll enjoy it with my fellow geniuses and retards then.
>>19460434Guile's flat tops doesn't translate well to live action
>>19463373145iqI'll probably watch it if it shows on one of the streaming sites I sub too just out of curiosity of a SF movie. If it doesn't, i dunno, it doesn't really matter. Identity politics have ruined most escapism in modern media.
>>19463449It doesn't translate well to 3D. But even though it looks stupid af, the way he treats it unironically makes it work.
>>19462561>The SW prequels were different, when they first came out, people hated aspects of them with a passion, but as each one came out, that dissipated as the vision became clearer (though shit like jarjar and anakins acting under lucas still caught shit) when the third one came out, it made people appreciate the ones before it more and it linked the saga together so it was considered mostly okay. The fights in all 3 of them were always well received.lol, LMAO evenThe amount of cope and retcon is wild here. People stopped watching starwars, that's why the murmur died down. The movies are garbage and no one expected them to be good. The third movie was like "Meh" at best when compared to the rest of the prequels.
>couldn't be fucked to shavelol
>>19460422pick a name, it doesn't work with two at all
>>19461750yes we know why they did it fatass, it just sounds and reads like shit. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is a good nickname because The Rock isn't a fake full name. You'd have a point if it was Dwayne "Rocky Maivia" Johnson
>>19463711What retcon, i told you there was stuff people hated, the political slowburn wank and answers to questions no one asked, but not a single person hated darth maul and duel of the fates.The second prequel still had some slow shit but picked up by the end, it was mainly just the anakin and padme romance that sucked so very hard and caught all the flak.3rd one picked up in the action and tied stuff together, but had some pretty cringe moments and the emotional punch of some stuff missed (other stuff hit perfect, like obiwan v anakin). But it was still meh cause there were no stakes. We all knew the score.When all was said and done there wasn't hate, people recognised Lucas needed a tard wrangler and that the prequels still didn't peak empire strikes back, maybe reached a new hope level of appreciation. But not hated, not like the sequels. Only people who liked the sequels were contrarians taking criticisms of a shit movie as criticisms of their politics who tried to gaslight peoples dislike as because of the politics and not because the movies were dogwater and pissed on SW legacy.You sound like a contrarian fuck too.
>>19462627that doritio cunt hyping up something "we never thought would happen" and it turns out to be a retro megaman bullshit side scroller holy fuck
>>19464228I rather have Megaman than other sony slop
>>19460422>6 replies>>19460434>20 replieswhat's the reverse kwaboty award? Cody draws on /tv/
>>19463669>he posted his real IQ lol
>>19461152Vega looks fat.
>>19461152i've literally only head of the wreslters, 50 cent and Momoaam i out of touch
what's up with the dude that plays Vega? is he a luchador or does he just like to wear a mask in public??
>>19464335he's a singer, the mask is just a gimmick
>>19464323KWAB
>>19464341>south african>country music starhuh, interesting
>>19461152They couldn't just give Ken a wig or a center part like the actual actor who was on stage? Why the ponytail lol.
>>19464793
>>19464292I wasn't supposed to?
>>19461152who the fuck is Don Sauvage
>>19464836>nu-streetfighteryuck
>>19464910background character, primarily on Balrogs stages
>>19460216>casting Smooth Romeo Rain as Akuma the embodiment of evil>casting Chinese lady with no thighs as Chunky-Li / Skin-Li>Dhalsim looks too cool to be Yoga FireBetter than 1995.
>>19464836Ken is lowkey kinda hard to cast with a wrestler, a blond pretty boy who's jacked and can do a credible karate gimmick. Maybe Ziggler if he trained for karate
>>19460198no sliding
>>19466072Nothing in the history of media will ever top Raul Julia as M. Bison in 1994. It was the peak of humanity.
>>19462274Mongolians are the sumo master race, not Japanese
>>19460210The honest answer is WWE is owned by shareholders but operated by a talent agency. Do you think William Morris Endeavor is going to let wrestlers from outside organizations get booked? Although honestly, if Ari Emmanuel thought like a booker, he would've gotten Kenny cast as Dan Hibiki and had him jobbed out in the movie. Face it, Kenny is so fucking goofy that he could play Dan straight and it would be hilarious. The other explanation is in canon, Kenny is Cody and Cody isn't in the movie.
>>19468011I'm partial to Samoans but yeah, those meat eating goat herding freaks are built like steel. I'm surprised Mongols haven't hit MMA. Are they slow?
>>19467923It really was. His performance raises it from Super Mario Brothers Movie level slop to cult classic.
>>19464910street fighter parody of don king
>>19466249John Morrison when he was ripped, with his hair dyed.
>>19466072>Chinese to play Chun LiJap last name.. Which is funny cause Chun is actually Chinese. So despite not filling half the Jap roles with Japs, couldn't find a single chick Chinese martial artist and so they put a Jap in.>No thighsFucking travesty, right?!>CammyThey wouldn't allow someone that blond, anglo and hot to be in a show. We got mystery meat instead.They do know that the majority of fans of SF are Japs and Brazilian Autists who are going to want this shit to be game accurate because a bunch of this game isn't just meta, some is national pride... I make the jokes about the disparity cause it's funny and I am slightly autistic. But I'm fucking pleasant in comparison, i even shower, and women have chosen to have consensual sex with me.... the actual fans who live and breath this shit and actually care about stuff like grandmaster.. are going to tear this thing to pieces. And they're the whales keeping it relevant.
>>19460210too fat
>>19460414literally me
>>19468298Lol, the American market is several times that of Central and South America and there is a low amount of adults who will go see a Street Fighter movie in Japan and even less who cares if they stick to 'game accurate' and then an even smaller amount who equate national pride to a fucking fighting game character
>>19468023>The honest answer>Proceeds to just make assumptions>going to let wrestlers from outside organizations>There is literally a wrestler from an outside organization in the movie>Implying a talent agency can just dictate the test of the movie's cast
>>19461152Chun li and Cammy aren't nearly thick enough
What is the plot supposed to be? Akuma supercedes M Bison, and works best as a surprise. You have Ryu and Dan, but no Sagat. I don't know where they're going with this.
>>19468395A Street Fighting tournamentPeople probably don't want to wait for everyone to appear in chronological order and they are probably going to stay true to the backstories for the most part but put the events together in a new way
>>19468336>source: my body fat from the high fructose corn syrup in all of my foodsJust like the warcraft movie? Retard.
Why is Cammy black LMAO. Cody could have at least done a cycle...
>>19460198
>>19460210>kenny and the bucks are absolute self marks>only get their buddies over>shit on the rest of the lockeroom>nonstop shit on WWE>shit on Roman Reigns>push Cody out of AEW>push CM Punk out of AEW>both join WWE and are marquee stars>Kenny gets diverticulitis and is constantly benched>bloated and KWABed>The Bucks kill the ratings>ironically actually kill the business (of AEW)>Cody and Roman get parts in Street Fighter>Kenny and the Bucks become even more irrelevantIs this the single most funniest backfire in the history of wrestling
>>19460246Dude's an absolute monster, but taking bumps isn't for everyone
>>19469209She is not black.
>>19461152Costumes don't look top tier
>>19460217Ching Chong muthafucka
>>19460246He should’ve been Mr Bison
>>19461152dan is a jew lolalso the worst one is cammy god she awful somehow a white English is a chink
>>19460216Where's 50?
>>19460246How the FUCK isn't this guy signed by any wrestling ? What a fucking horrific waste.
>>19460644>>19460674She still got it.
