Card>Solo Sikoa vs Uncle Howdy>Ilja Dragunov vs Drew McIntyre - United States Championship Match>Jade Cargill vs Chelsea Green - WWE Women's and WWE Women's United States Championship Match
>>19462871not watching
>>19462871SOLOHOWDYKINO
>>19462876>Solo Sikoa vs Uncle Howdyheel vs heel kino AEW could never
>>19462871wow they don't pretend to give a shit about this show anymore do they
>>19462871How did you even manage to find this? WWE’s twitter is nothing but endless posts blowing Cena.
>>19462925Because it’s fake dipshit
>>19462937Shut up, fat.
>>19462953Nah I am.
>>19462916Howdy is a face
Stoked for Smack tonight. Seems like some no-life faggot is trying to slide this. What a dipshit loser.
I got a $5 coupon for Bealls Outlet, just enough to buy some new socks for a comfy night of wrestling.
>>19463325Back to the iyo general with you.
Hey guys. Walmart salad anon here. I’m thinking about my lunch and dinner. I’ve got some left over pizza, Walmart salad, pasta salad(Walmart) and baked cheese chips. I’ll save most of that for tomorrow and probably get Taco Bell for lunch and then I’ll munch on the salad for dinner tonight.
>>19462871Nice card, in reality we will get:>B-Fab vs. Kiana James>Ilja Dragunov vs. Kit Wilson>JC Mateo and Talla Tonga speak>Drew McIntyre speaks>B-Fab speaks
>>19462871You just know noseman is going to have muscle negress squash our based mommy for the womeme us strapAndThe only thing that would make solo vs Boy Howdy worth watching would be him pulling off the mask to reveal he’s Bray and he’s alive
>>19462871>2 title matchesWe're so spoiled
>>19463340I have three Walmart salads in my fridge. I am fucking ready. Pissa does sound good with a salad though, maybe I'll get a medium, eat half for lunch then the rest for Smakedang. I wish you well on your quest for good eats
>>19463366Walmart got me hooked on that southwest salad, those tuna pasta things that cost like 2 bucks and the 6 dollar cups of pomegranates lmao.
Amazon position with Jade.
>>19462909>>19462922>>19462925>>19463354>>19463351the card is fakewe have two trolls running bad thread making gimmicks nowthe transgender incel (you've seen those threads), and the liar (this one)this is the actual card so far>cody rhodes to appear>ilja dragunov open challenge: vs tommaso ciampa>dabmian priest & rhea ripley vs aleister black & zelina vega>alexa bliss vs lash legend
>>19463632That could’ve been Buddy if he decided not to re-sign.
>>19463637buddy will never wrestle again
>>19463632is that supposed to be better?
>>19463644In Australia.
>>19462871based uncle kino
>>19462871
>>19463646no, just the truth
>>19462871decent card and and I'm sure they'll do some cena tributeI shall be watchig
>>19462871wow I hope Solo gets rewarded for the great match against Gunt->Solo Sikoa vs Uncle Howdy-ACK!
>>19463765they've been low key feuding for months
>>19462871sorry I'll be busy pre-gaming for Spooky Movie Night on cytube
>>19463768frfr?
>>19463375I have a pomegranate tree but fruit is only good around October, it gets more fruit each year. I love the southwest ones the best, man! Love cobb as well which I will probably eat tonight. Got my pizza too, one slice down. What are the tuna pastas? They refrigerated or near the tuna and crackers section?
>>19463842They’re in the tuna section and the brand is better good. They’re like in little boxes that can slide out a tin. There’s other flavors like “Mediterranean” and “Mexican” but those are just beans and tuna. Very good stuff. And I know i shouldn’t pay 7 bucks for pomegranate but man I am not wasting my time picking the seeds.
>>19463864Ain't no shame in yo pom game, brother. We had a neighbor with them growing up and would eat until our hands turn black, but convenience is more important as we get older. Thanks, yeah I am pretty sure I saw that brand like yesterday, I know what you're talking about. I'm gonna grab some next time
>>19463701Two shitters, except one was pretty good but overstayed her welcome. The other likes cock.
I might get drunk for this since I'm a eufag
>>19464455Save it for SNME brother, you don't wanna be hungover for that
>>19462871>Ilja Dragunov vs Drew McIntyreSmackchads we're eating good tonight
>>19464482Got beerHad beer yesterday the night before and will have more tomorrow>>19464651fake info, anonit's actually:>>19463632
Bringing a tranny from grindr over for this, finna get drunk then blow his back out (no homo). Wish me luck bros.
>>19464699don't get poop in your urethra
>>19464699I've been talking to a tranny lately but he's (surprise, surprise) super clingy and has BPD. Bad enough, but it's especially exhausting because the last chick (female) I recently dated was like that as well.
IM SO FUCKING READY
>>19464727>>19464699You're looking for the rampage thread.. oh, wait...
My wife will be on tv tonight
>>19464994Very autistic and virginal post. Real men are talking, go play in your ratings threads.
NOWTHENNEVERAPART
ARE YOU READY FOR A GOOD TIME
>>19465026I pray for you and her and your familial bond and fidelity every night, man!
>>19463104You're a face
I want to see Buddy’s wife.
>>19465065I personally am. This is essentially a go home show, should be fantastic. It's like, a go home forever show...
>>19465065>SWEET APPLE PIE
Motivated cody rhodes
I'm cleaning up my office while watching this will you all please pray for me to do a good job and for the show to be good?
>>19463632>alexa bliss vs lash legendThis seems like a really bad idea.
Grim ahh card.
>>19465251Been good so far, ilja wohooo
>>19465258They love to book Alexa against big girls
>>19465268Is it pretaped ?
>>19462871Fucking grim
>>19465270*big fat girls
I’m giving it a half hour. It nothing is interesting within that time span, IM turning it off.
>>19465299*BBWs
>>19465275Nope.
>>19463637Buddy vs Dragunov , instead of Ciampa ..yeah that could do it
damn is this really the thread? dead as fuck
>>19465437That’s been a dream match of mine for a few years now.
Just demolished these wings. What's everyone else eating for smackdown?
i dont know if i have it in me to watch this slop
Slopdown starting
>>19465443Had some tacos.
What the fuck is happening on this 9-11 show kek
24 hours til Cena's done for good
Just lynched the local joshipedo outside the arena, everyone had a good laugh, time for smackdown
THENNOWFOREVERTOGETHER
>>19465443Making lasagna
WWE'S RESIDENT COCK
what stip will Cody/Drew 3 get?
I LOVE JOSHIS
>>19465458Last man standing
Cody’s a theatre geek he just can’t get that stink off him
They’re trying to make. Cody/Drew as intense as Punk/Drew but it just doesnt work the same.
Is Drew Mckintyre's entire career a humiliation ritual?How many times has he challenged for the title and lost in the last 4 years? How many times has Cody beat him this year alone?
>>19465458l Quit with a shitty finish
John Cena retiring y'all
I've seen Nick Aldis' missus suck a dick.
>Cody promoZzz zzz
Plaid suits are in, I guess.
>Aldis in Drew's houseDon't fuck up this kino opportunity hunter.
Poo
YJG dressed like fucking riddlerAldis lookin like Santa’s top elf
DREW IS GONNA KILL ALDIS
WHOOOOAAAA
>>19465460same honestly
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Are they gonna talk about him being at the Game Awards?
If Drew doesn’t come out this is pointless.
>Drew getting the law on his sidebased heel work
W O A HOAH
>>19465460Same
>unsafe work environment Nigga, you inflict pain on people for a living.
KEK BASED RETARD
>>19465465drew losing the punk feud completely fucked him over, he’s a joke now and everybody knows it
I’M THE KIND THAT LIKES TO WORK FROM HOOOME
Imagine getting to hug Cody
Are we stuck in a time loop where Cody beats Drew every month for the title?
>>19465497even though he lost the feud, it was still dimes. they both worked every match and promo pretty much masterfully. i think cody and drew are trying to redo that.
Will Codester make it to the A show
>>19465498It really do be sounding like that
>yfw Oba comes out
based chelsea sign
>Wilkes berry
Wilkes Barre...? I've never heard of that place in my life. How did it get a Smackdown?
Cody Rhodes is so over on the East coast lol
huge chelsea sign is getting in the camera lmfao
They are loud for the Codester
>>19462871Is John seriously not here? Isn’t his last match tomorrow?
Gigapop for Oba
MOOOOOOSE
OBAOBAOBAOBAOBAOBA
HOO
GIGA NIGGA
I am not invested in this
OBAOBAOBA
DA RULLLLLERRRR
OOK
>the crowd doing the OOH noisebased
>half inTony fuming
oba should squash cody
OBA
>>19465515they have a minor league hockey stadium
Why doesn't Cody just flashkick Drew?
THEY KNOW THE CHANTSLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
OBA ON THE MAIN ROSTER
HOLY FUCKING OVER
I don't watch NXT so this is my first impression of ObaDon't fuck it up!
Oba is fucking dimes
OBA POP!
>ON MY WAY TO RAPE NASH
Oba is dimes incarnate
Crowd's fucking hot for both these guys.
Nobody told me this guy had a zesty walk and came out to Gary Glitter
Holy fuck Oba in the main roster feels so right
>>19465515You've got a lot to learn about this town sweetie
>but oba isnt overOba literally getting the OOH and Oba chants behind him
I do not watch NXT, and I do not know who this guy is.
i like bron too but oba is better than him in every way
Fuck me, they're already doing the "HOO" shit for him in the main roster
Give him the belt
If this is your first time seeing Oba, that strut must look pretty ridiculous, right?
OMG OMG OMG IT'S THE NXTOMG I LOVE BLACK MEN :33333
All these new themes suck ass.
Oba Femi might be the coolest black wrestler of All Time
LMAO what kind of walk is that? NXT is so fucking gay
How many crimes has this guy committed just today?
IM FUCKING MARKING OUT
Insider here, oba just got done fucking Rhea backstage
goddamn how many big black motherfuckers are in nxt these days
>>19465550the other day nash was asked who he thinks the future of WWE is and the first thing he said is “there’s a big black guy in NXT”
Am I supossed to know who this developmental nigga is
>>19465556In bumfuck nowhere too. They play him right and he'll be massive.
>>19465566I shoot do the Oba walk around my house
>>19465567He's a real African so 0
>>19465572Now you do
MMMM I LOVE NXT BLACK MEN NOW SHOW SOL :333
That accent is dimes
>>19465569How did you travel to Smackdown that quickly Kiril?
yayyyyy.black man from nxt mmmmm hnnnnng
>>19465561>>19465566He’s been slowly incorporating The Ruler Strut more and more. Surprised he’s carried it to main.
I love blacks and NXT! Please rape my virgin throat!!!
NEED AFRICAN TRANSLATOR
That's a fake accent, btw.
>>19465561>>19465566The strut is based
Oh he's a real deal Nigerian wtf this dude is 27? Yeah I'm never gonna believe that they change their ages all the time
>>19465586Blacting.
>that's a John Cena quote Really? You don't say
>>19465578Well that was polite of him, appreciated
I love black men so much I love nxt
a lot of you retards are pretending not to know who oba is and its pretty cringe
Oba's gonna beat that black off him
NXT yayyyy mmmm.big oba cock yummy I love oba make him champ
>>19465591He’s not lol. He has a normal accent.
>>19465586He's literally Nigerian
Oba is based because he's neither heel or face, he's just Oba
insecure trumptard whitey chudcels are so cringe lol
Oba/Cody is gonna be MOTN tomorrow.
Kek what a shit seg
>>19465599You should try Ring of Honor then
Obas first main roster promo and he nailed it
>>19465599>>19465584Mad as hell kek get Femi’d
>>19465590>basedI don't think you know what that word means.
>>19465505the feud itself was good but it still disproportionately negatively affected drew’s stock after he lost it. punk hasn’t put a single person over since he came back, he could’ve taken the L. drew went on to lose to jimmy uso after that, absolute rock bottom.
>>19465601>a lot of you retards are pretending not to know who oba is and its pretty cringeBarely anyone watches NXT and your gamethreads are shit. I just cant
>>19465611Triple Nose cannot into booking
NXTchads ...Oba is gonna be called up...it's Ogre.
Oba is based bc he's black
Grim card
This is ridiculous, Somalians are even taking over wrestling now
BNWOLET'S GOOOOO OBAstephanie vaq better watch out
>there's no believable way that I can beat this nigga so let me just flex my RollieKek Cody is such a bitch
Axiom is married?!
>>19465606Who doesn't have a Nigerian accent, yes.
Did Ilja's tattoo grow?
oba is awesomeje’von will also be showcased tomorrowtricketty btfo
Ilya ain't shit and anyone that likes him deserves to die
Can you Incel chuddies fuck off? Wrestling is for everyone.
>>19465624All the white pussies on the main roster are quivering in anticipation
GIVE THE TITLE TO AXIOM ALREADY YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT HHH
>>19465620No 600k?
>>19465625good morning sar
>>19465620I watch it every week and you're absolutely right about the game threads.
>Priest already back to leach of Rhea's auraKWAB
I shoot thought that was Tazz's music
>>19465637time for your match chumpa
>Cody lay down for me... and I will gift you all the kweens of Nigeria
Ilja and Ciampa should be unironic vanilla midget kino.
Oba Femi x VAQ collab
*raises paw*Hi I'm PudrickI'm new here
This is great I love wrestling so much bros
I’m out. Fuck this.
>>19465644Don't bully her friends pls
yep time to turn this slop off til the last ten minutes
>>19465647How can Cody say no to this
>>19465642Yes I love NXT
oba is based and i think you shouldn’t just resort to generic racism to try to discredit him. just watch his matches, hes legitimately great
>>19465651What the fuck lmao
Everyone itt shipping Oba with some random white girl is 100% Indian. Dot, not feather.
BEEP BEEP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOP
>>19465647As if the Codester needs any help securing more ebony concubines.
>>19465647he WILL take the deal
>Oba getting a Cody PLE match>Jevon getting a Styles Main Roster PLE tag match>Trick nowhere to be in sightTrick is somehow the janetty
>>19465657Must be a day starting with M or F
>>19465657What’s the main?? If it’s the Alister match then no point turning it back on.
The AEW fans are doing it again. This time to Timothy Chalamet
Chompers has much more aura without Gorbonzo
Buddy and Lola are so lucky.
What are y'all asking for for Christmas?
axiom unmaskedhttps://x.com/ungodlyrollins/status/1999187398379577440
>>19465651Kill yourself ohayo, you fat Indian fuck.
>>19465624we still have uhhh tric- no hes definitely going to smackdownuhhhh well boun- oh he’s getting poached to raw to save the tag division with leon?b-but at least there’s star of all television lexis k- oh he’s the top heel on TNA now?ummmmmm well we still have… josh briggs and tavion heights and niko vance…
>>19465651*holds up spork*my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!!
>>19465651least schizo post in /pw/
WWE ain't for people like me anymore. The shows are starting to be aimed for the aewtist audience, grim
Hi!
>>19465670When you compare Trick to those two, he absolutely isDoesn't help that he's older than them both either
>>19465684Time to bring back Charlie and give him his angels already.
>>19465666oba has a kween gf, he’s not like that. so does omos the other usual prop of this sort of thing.
when is chelsea greene coming out so i can whip my dick out and jerk off
Every faggot ITT should be culled and eliminated from the population, myself included. Fortunately we’re all here to make each other miserable.
>>19465680That's clearly former NXT UK talent A-Kid, he must be friends with Nathan.
RAPEDGAPEDFUCKINGSISSYFAGGOT
>>19462876Based
>>19465672Not sure. I assumed something was gonna happen with Cena, but now that I think about it he's probably not even there
I still can't get over how well that Oba intro went. Tricks got some good reactions when hopped back and forth when he was a champ but that, that was ridiculous, they knew all the chants too. Only Vaq has gotten a hotter reception on main.Happy for him but god damn.
>>19465651KEK
>>19465690Been like that for years, Chud-o McChudderly.
>>19465690 it's for people with money not aew poorfags influencers and those social media types bonnie blue collab soon
>>19465702Africans are so much more based than niggers it's not even funny
I find funny how CFOS songs were just 30 second loops
Why does Ilja make a face like he's in pain with every step?
>>19465678Lash and Jade
>>19465714Kys tranny niggerlover go watch gayew
>no more conductor handscan the retarded music while you’re at it
>>19465714was trick ever featured on the main roster as champ? must have been during his face run they haven’t brought heel trick up. though he was randomly getting chants one night for no reason a couple months ago.
ngl, the h bomb is kinda gay
>>19465728Shut the fuck up, retard.
PAIN SHALL ENTERTAIN YOU
It's gonna be fascinating to watch all the chuds realize Oba is giga dimes in real time tommorow
Drogonov finally getting cheers
>choppa and forearms*****
Sngroli Oat is going to dethrone Ilya next week
Lash is going to end Bliss's career most likely.
They should make this a running rivalry they are good together
>>19465744>finallyDude always gets the crowd on his side, even if they're not already hot. He gets >one more time chants for a German suplex.
i'm only racist against indians and jews
Damien priest gonna bury Aleister so hard he’s gonna turn into Malakai.
I want to like Ciampa but he’s just too nothing.
>>19465731he had a mid segment promo on Raw when he was still TNA champ but that was a few months ago
THROW IN THE TOYS!
OI THREAD BITCHNEW THREAD LETS GONOW
Is this a shoot
>>19465758not his fault, he got dragged into the tag division with faggano, he could've been much more in a singles run
>>19465735Take your own advice coon
>>19465731No matches just in between segments to promote NXT events, commercial break stuff with live feed to the crowd
>>19465779new
i know everyone hates DIY and gargano but i kinda like ciampa, he’s not so bad
Honest question. Who smells worse? Blacks or Jeets?
>>19465785Jeets by far
>>19465785jeets 1000000%
>>19465785jeets, blacks just smell like cocoa butter
>>19465785jews
>>19465785Generally both smell bad enough to make me gag
>>19465753Checked
>>19465784I liked the chompa snitch gimmick someone was running here back in the day.
>>19465785Jeets. I've been around kweens that smell nice.
>>19465781Bit too early cowboy
>>19465785Jeets 100000%
>>19465784I've always liked Ciampa. He was the one guy I tolerated when NXT was fucking abysmal and had him, Gargano, Dunne, and the UE at the top of the card.
>>19465848I really like Ciampa far, far away from Gargano. They are a horrible team to look at. You can put Ciampa with some medium sized dude and Gargano with a 6'5" and it looks NORMAL
>>19465784even Vince saw value in Ciampa, he picked him to be the NXT champ when they rebranded to 2.0
I WANNA WATCH BOUNCY FUCK CATHYI WANNA WATCH BOUNCY FUCK CATHYI WANNA WATCH BOUNCY FUCK CATHYI WANNA WATCH BOUNCY FUCK CATHY
>>19465785you
>>19465785Blacks use cologne. Africans walk around smelling like armpits like a bunch of gigachads. I haven’t noticed a scent from Indians so they must use deotorant at the very least
>slopdown had 1 gamethread
jade cargill's g-string was working me into a shoot and i dont even really think shes hot at all
giulia and alba fyre have a match next weekhttps://x.com/esyntial0122/status/1999689163281719309
