>>19462919And how many pronouns?
>>19462919this will save AEW
Pink does not suit him
>5.25
>>19462919>4th 5 star match for Gumball
Mike Bailey is now twice as good as Bret Hart and Kurt Angle combined, seethe on that dronies ;)
>>19462932This is so bad lol. Looks like a women's match.
>>19462951the future is female, incel chud (I am calling you that, I am not signing my post)
>>19462947Is he though? Really think about it.
>>19462962Mike Bailey has four (4) matches that are better than any match Kurt Angle had in his entire career :)
>>19462967I get the feeling that you're not really thinking for yourself.
>>19462932
>>19462994Yeah this didnt get 5 stars, your point?
Dronies pissing and shitting themselves kek
>>19462994was this match given 5.25 stars?
>>19462919>if I give 5.25 stars to this awful match then surely I'll fool people into thinking it's goodNah Dave, it just makes people think you're retarded
I thought it was awful indy crap. Just nothing but the two doing dangerous stuff then no selling it. I'm not surprised because this is all those two do.
>>19463023might be the most dimeless look in wrestling history
I feel like Bret could have had a better career if he had just trained harder. Kyle Fletcher at age 26 is already 5.5 times better than "Shitmann" was at his peak
>>19462919kenny was right when he said he broke meltzer's brain.
The amount of cope and seethe itt... kinda embarrassing...
>>19462919>5.25 STARSThis is it. This will surely be the thing that suddenly gets people to start watching AEW
>>19462919Was this the match with the blowjob?
Great carry job by Fletcher but he shouldn’t be putting over faggots like Bitchely
>>19463059Nope, that was CM Punk's punching bag vs Kazuchika Owmydick. This match didn't have a gay blowjob but it was still somehow even gayer.
>>19462919>One of the greatest matches in the history of wrestling took place two days ago, it has created zero buzz, and will be forgotten about before the end of the day.This is the problem with Meltzer inflating his star system to try to prop up AEW. It used to be that even if you didn't agree with Meltzer's ratings but he gave a match 5 stars, then it would at least lead to some intrigue about the match and possibly help out the performers and the promotion. Now he gives out those ratings all the time to random matches and nobody cares because these matches aren't nearly that good.
>>19463074>arrr you brite my dick
>>19463074>Kazuchika Owmydick
>>19462959Thanks but we don't care what a post-op tranny has to say
>>19462919>fletcher is 6'4 why is fletcher only 2 inches taller than 5'6 snoball?got home late the other night and turned this on while eating just as this match started. .turned it off after a few minutes never to turn the show back on
>>19463023that part, dave just lacks any sense of self reflection
Dave is right it was a great match.>>19463026This retard watches evolve.
>>19463441it was but his scale is completely meaningless now
>>19462919Great shot of Kyle Thigh Slap Fletcher. Who trained this shitter? Last year when AEW was doing shows at Hammerstein and Kyle was against Mortos. All Kyle did was slap his leg. It was hilarious he'd slap it for kicks, superkicks, chops, and clotheslines. A thigh slap for a clothesline! Can't take this shitter seriously after seeing that it was a parody of wrestling. And too bad the other twink faggot is no longer banned from entering the US. Send that woke cocksucker back up the border!
>>19463472>a parody of wrestling
>>19462919>Best TV match everBased.
Forgettable flippy slop that will be forgotten by the time Collision airs
>>19463573kenny vs christian was better
Gonna give it a watch right now. Hate AEW and flippyshit but let's see what the hype is about.
>>19463023>awfulsure lmao
>>19462919Fletcher has ELEVEN five star matches?! Is this Meltzer's new crush or something?
>>19462932>>19462919IsraelGPT generate me a banger 5 Meltzer star wrestling match in the style of early 2010s PWG
>>19463811kek
>>19463756Solid match. Bailey is just Gargano 2.0, he's super cringe. Fletcher is good. The match flow was kind of stupid though, Fletcher as the heel should have been dominating Bailey. Way too much back and forth. The barricade spot was a sick bump, and I liked the backflip kneedrop on the apron. There's no reason Fletcher and Bailey should be trading fucking elbows or chops. There's no reason they should be treated as equals. Fletcher has like 100 pounds and six inches or something on the guy. Overall, nothing too special. Dave's inflation of AEW matches is genuinely hilarious. It's better than a lot of WWE's boring slop because of the cool bumps, but the match itself didn't make much sense. It's fine, definitely not a bad match.
>>19462919I wouldn't watch a match between these 2 dimeless geeks
>>19462919the only thing tony has left are meltzer and cagematch ratings lmao it's so fucking over for the obese smark show.
>>19463773Yes. He moved on from Ospreay after he hit 30 and was too old for Dave's tastes.
>>19463881>Fletcher has like 100 pounds and six inches or something on the guy.honestly look about the same size. fletcher is only 2 inches taller and a few pounds heavier. stop acting like fletcher is the size of the undertaker and speedball is mysterio
>>19462919Justified
>>19464014>honestly look about the same size. fletcher is only 2 inches taller and a few pounds heavier.Why even respond to me if you're going to act like a complete retard?
>>19464083they are both under 6 feet tall
I HEAR THE E-DRONES CRY
>>19464097And Bailey is five foot five, what's your point dumb faggot?
>>19464110that they are very close in size! fletcher doesnt look like a giant in there against the other guy like the giant did against benoit. fletcher does not have 100lbs on speedball. they look evenly matched... that is my point
>>19464132They aren't very close in size. Even if they're both under six feet, Fletcher is six inches taller than him and has 100 pounds on him. If you can't see that idk what to tell you. You're being a willful retard or trolling.
>>19462932Dave Meltzer probably screams in his mirror.
>>19462919>Old jewish nerd gives number to wrestling man on tvriveting
>>19463881Gargano is a million times better than Speedball. Not even close if you wanna talk about ring ability. Speedball is like 3 steps slower for one.
>>19464152>Fletcher is six inches taller than him and has 100 pounds on him.bro no way speedball isnt at the very least 160lbs. no fucking way fletcher is close to 250 lbs
>>19463023Not just that, but it's making the wrestlers themselves look shittier. Like, being overly fellated by Dave is starting to become an albatross for these guys.
What gives the bigger star buff, Tokyo Dome or AEW logo?
>>19463672How many stars did it get? ;)
Fr though and shitposting aside it was really good if you like spotfests
>>19464200Maybe. This is literally the only speedball match I've ever seen. I can't stand Gargano though.
kek, aew is so fucking lame
>>19464097This nigga caressing his own booty
>>19462919fed plurbed again
>>19462919Fletch might already be the best wrestler alive
>>19462919WOW!!!1 5.25 heckin stars from Dave heckin' Meltzer!! That'll definitely get people to start watching Dynamite. We'll be up to 500k in no time! Maybe I can wear my AEW t-shirt in public again.
>>19462919>>19462932Unbelievably grim that they can't self-reflect and see how this just makes them easier to make fun of
>>19462932These matches are getting worse and worse, if you like this style you fundamentally do not understand wrestling. You're just a clapping seal
>>19467329slopdown will be under a milly in 6 weeks
>>19462919>>19462932American wrestling was dead when it decided to go the route of replicating late 2000s indie faggotry but with half the athleticism and twice the cooperation
>>19467084I miss ore transition Speedball. He was a part of a really fun time in TNA and it sucks that he can't wrestle good anymore.
>>19467361And the last time Dynamite got a milly was almost 2 years and 9 months ago.
>>19467361Remember when you said Smackdown would never get a milly again and then the next week it got a milly again?
>>19467385now tell me when the last time you had sex
>>19462932Absolute video game sequence!
>>19467353Ahem*It's "professional" Wrestling pal, not wrestling. Lol
>>19467399Let me know when you lose your virginity.
>>19463881>backflip kneedrop on the apron.Sounds like it slaps and is meh at the same time. Amazing.
>>19463881>look at this random spic >lets call him "speedball" >why ? Cause we can! >now enjoy this random match that happens for no reason It works but with a guy who looks like an 80s movie reject, it compounds disinterest.
