Any chance there’s any surprises? You have to imagine they will to do anything they can to avoid another Goldberg situation.

I’d love to see the Rock, but I think that’s impossible.

>>19466307
Vince returns?

>>19466307
If Vince doesn’t return we riot

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>e-tards start the game thread a day early because no one gives a fuck
grim

>>19467217
not like they wanted to make goldberg look good

>>19467217
Vince. Crowd will pop.

>>19467320
Is that a man or a woman?

>>19468296
You sound sexually confused

>>19468296
That's a sack of shit

>>19468300
Nah I'm well aware that I like both women and femboys, that's why I iasked

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>>19467217
WWE put this on their website lol

>>19467217
I think Gunther will go to the Ring first. The Lights will go out for Cena's entry. We'll see Gunther laying face down on a chair as Edge brings another chair down upon him in a solo Con-chair-to; to be Cena's final match.

>>19468317
We're begging for some kind of swerve. WWE have absolutely nothing for mania season and any competant booker would know this is the perfect time to set something up

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>>19468317
>But... what is it wasn't

>>19467320
never heard of time zones stinky?

I don't believe it's his last match. I won't watch WWE again until he's dead

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>>19466307
I'm shooting here.
John Cena ruined wrestling during the main run of his career, and was responsible for more people losing their love of it than anyone in history.
Wrestling got semi-hot again for the first time in 20 years, and then the Cena retirement tour and heel turn being a massive flop once again dampened it.
John Cena is antidimes incarnate and the only thing he deserves is a big S to spit

>>19468427
The two biggest matches for WrestleMania are set up at the Royal Rumble and Elimination Chamber, then the rest of the card is built around that.

Creating a false narrative that they "need to do something now" is just a gay retard way of primping the pump so you can chimp out tomorrow when they don't do any hotshot schizobooking, call up half of NXT, and generally make a fucking mess of things just to please retarded AEW fans with crippling social media addictions

>>19468693
John Cena has been anti dimes for 20 years and the ratings have only fallen with him on top.

>>19468693
Frog faggot spittin facts

>>19466307
>100s of thousands of lapsed fans will be watching on Saturday
>tens of millions more will see clips on social media
>we should have Oba Femi beat our world champion in his first match
There are retards among us who truly think this is a preferred decision and they will all cry out in performative disdain when it doesn't happen

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>>19468717
Cena and Sandow running it back

>>19468693
Never really been a Cena fan but the ratings likely would have been even worse if not for him.

I’m here for Buddy’s wife.

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>>19466307
>retires Goldberg
>retires John Cena

"IF YA SMELL" waiting room

>>19469562
>Rock shows up to end Cena's career
>Cody is pissed
>Either Rock vs Cody at WM42 where Rock wins or Roman vs Cody with Cody aligning with the Rock
>Rock vs Roman at Saudiamania 2027

Its happening. They need big matches for Saudimania.

I'm going to cry tonight and I don't care if anyone laughs about it.

>>19468317
Unironically this would be the only thing that could save this run
>Goontah has Cena in a Camel Clutch or what have you
>Cena about to tap
>IF YOU SMELL
>Goontah and ref distracted, Cena goes for a low blow
>FU
>1 2 3
>Cena opens Monday night with a new theme and new gear, finally for fuck's sake
>This is what you wanted, right?
>I'm not going away, you got the new music new everything. What you wanted
>But it's about what I want, too, which is to pass the torch to someone who deserves it
>The only one who does deserve it...
>IF YOU SMELL
>Rock v Cody main events WM, [spoiler]sorry Drew[/spoiler]
Of course it's never going to happen, especially since they already talked about it on their website. Cena will always be remembered as a phony corporate yes man and a lowly human being whose retirement tour was lackluster from all points of view. No one will miss him and, indeed, professional wrestling will have been ruined

>>19469745
Fix your sad self and don't waste your life

>>19469771
you're right

>>19469521
If what I'm hearing is real...

>>19469776
I was a little harsh, Rock Cody needs to happen so I fully agree there. Anyway, let's give this shit a chance and try to enjoy whatever happens for what it is and hope Dwayne grows a pair to face the Codeman.

>>19469521
I know people usually post this to make fun of him, but doesn't it actually prove the opposite? That working on yourself, your look, getting in shape and getting better still matters in the wrestling business?

>>19469791
No no it's fine, I don't even care about pro wrestling that much, the anger I've expressed towards Cena, while justified, was misdirected, and the effort spent writing imaginary plotlines is better spent elsewhere.

I teared up at the goodbye video they put together but I am super happy Cena is done taking up time on WWE TV for good.

>>19469366
holy lifts

>>19466307
ur a faget someone make real

>>19469807
You're a good man. Let's all enjoy tonight

>>19468412
No thanks. Edge has always sucked.

that cameraman is getting mentioned a little too much for my taste

Peepfag seethed.

>>19468317
Oh hell yeah!!! Thrice in a lifetime

>>19469745
I'm so glad none of you faggots are allowed to book or write in the industry because holy fuck this is bad

>>19469817
Didn't he sign an ambassador contract, doesn't that mean he can come to the ring and diss ppl and rap but not have to wrestle?

>>19469745
Ik your BMI, i know what you are

>>19467217
I seriously hope there's no surprises, just have a good Match, it doesn't need muh comebacks for everything

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>>19466307
>Retires Jewberg
>Retires Cena
>might Brock at Mania next year
Heil Gunther
>>19467305
it would be funny to see Twitter cry scream and shit over it like the pathetic trannies they are if it happens
>>19468693
gay ass fat guy

Can't wait to see how Paul will fumble this.

I wonder how they will fit all of this into 2 hours

It’s really happening…he’s really retiring tonight…

>>19466307
Tonight’s card:
>John Cena vs. Gunther

>Undisputed WWE Champion Cody Rhodes vs. NXT Champion Oba Femi

>World Tag Team Champions AJ Styles & Dragon Lee vs. Je'Von Evans & TNA X Division Champion Leon Slater

>Bayley vs. Sol Ruca

>>19470153
Cody and Oba are both going to want to steal this show. Cody to show he can replace Cena, Oba to show that he should've been called up months ago. Cody respects wrestling history so he puts a lot of effort into historic matches too.

>>19470158
I have a feeling they won't get much time tho no? depends on how long the other Matches go I guess

Really wanted Phil to compete tonight just in case Vince or Trump showed up to the event. It would have completed his humiliation ritual

>>19470166
Two hour show. Last 30 minutes to John, the other 90 to ads and the other three matches. Really those matches will be about 10 minutes each with about another 10 for entrances.

>>19470153
Why aren’t the champions Jade Cargill or Stephanie Vaquer featured?

>>19470166
It's probably going to be around 50 minutes of actual match time, excluding entrances and promotional videos. Oba/Cody only really needs 15 minutes of that. I think that's possible.

>>19470107
What are the Vegas odds?

How do you unironically watch this in Leafland?

>>19470153
Evans is too ghetto for me bros.

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>>19470284
he's not their next guy, Its quite obvious that Breakker is going to be the next Face of the Company after Cody, Fatu and Trick will probably be Orton or Batista-tier where they either feud with the top guy or are in other major matches, Je'Von's prospects seem to be the 2007-2008 Jeff Hardy-type where hes just kind of a midcarder that teenagers like

>>19470377
Oba will steal Brons spot.

>>19468717
unironically adds so much soul back into the product i hope they keep doing them

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>>19470393
Dunno why they stopped.

>>19468317
>>19468433
>But... what is it wasn't
But... what it this wasn't

Even you got it wrong

>>19470377
You can't possibly have a guy named Bron Breakker as the face of the company and be taken seriously. And to add to it he's the worst guy in his own faction.

>>19470384
For sure Oba is directly to the main event tier. That’s why they have him against Cody in this exhibition.

Best case for Jevon might be the Shawn Michaels track. Start off tag team and/or midcard, and then maybe you catch lightning with a gimmick or faction that propels you to the main event tier. I’d put Dominik in that same category. Evans seems like a sustainable fan favorite babyface, tho. Could actually be fun to see him feud with Dom. I bet they could put on some fun matches together.

>>19470421
>For sure Oba is directly to the main event tier.
lol? when the dude picks up a mic he sounds like he is trying to do some fake ass african warlord accent if you think that will get over i got some bad newz

>>19470427
Did you see the Smackdown promo he cut last night? For a debut, it already seemed pretty over to me. The entrance pops and the accent plays, bro.

>>19470427
He’s already over though? The crowd was doing his chant and popped. The accent makes it better because African warlord gimmicks are cool.

>>19470427
>guy from africa has an african accent
WTF

>>19470421
Je'Von is over because he's so young and athletic. He won't be able to do as much as he ages and builds up injuries so they need to bring him up, get him over and make their money now. If he gets over on something else besides athleticism then he'll have a long career and potential main events down the line. I think you're right about that.

>>19469916
He’ll definitely still be around, and I really doubt this is his last match ever.

>>19470438
>>19470442
he will be relegated to the midcard after the novelty factor is gone
>>19470448
nigga not everyone from africa sounds like some deep congo warlord kony 2012 shit
>>19470455
jvonavious is "over" because he does flippy carny shit, his ceiling is super low and is essentially just a circus act

>>19470442
I don’t know that I “get” the loud Tommy Bahama shirts and the Rick Flair strut, though.

“Intimidating tribal African warlord with doomy percussive entrance called The Ruler” doesn’t seem like a natural mix with “goofy strut down the ramp in a flamboyant loud shirt”….but I guess they’re going for a more nuanced “fun warlord” than a straight up badass?

>>19470448
I mean to be fair he has no accent.
https://youtube.com/shorts/xVQTPHX3l9w

>>19470477
Kek but this thread told me he was a legit warlord and not just some sassy Miami black with sugar in his tank?

>>19470467
It’s like one of those warlords in movies where they like the high flashy fun stuff. Like in Lord of War or something.
>yes I kill people but man I want this gun from the movies lol haha dumb Americans

>>19469745
>Cena opens Monday night with a new theme and new gear, finally for fuck's sake
kek you really just did want a new toy in the toybox

>>19470377
he was never going to be the top top guy, HHH hates both high flyers and black people. but i do think he has potential to be a main event fixture. he’s over already and only stands to go up from here.

>>19470481
That’s a gimmick anon. He’s Nigerian American. Not an actual African warlord. He saw that having an accent with the Africa tribal stuff is how he can get over and he has the look for it. Or else he would’ve been stuck doing something like one of those dark state dorks.

>>19468693
Nah. Cena was carrying the company hard amongst shitty booking and talent. Including his own booking, by the way.

>>19470448
>>19470442
>>19470438
this, ive worked with Africans who have way thicker accents to the point where you literally cannot understand a word they are saying despite speaking English, Oba's accent is easily understandable, like how British English sounds to Americans, Oba easily has a spot in the next top 6 of the company imo Breakker and Fatu will be the guys who main event WrestleMania against each other, but Oba will still be in that sort of world title orbit

>>19470515
ibou said that the company internally views bron, fatu and oba as the top of this next class of guys. fatu was kinda flopping before his injury though. imo he needs to be heel.

>>19466307
I don't really get the point of this

The point of a retirement match is so that the person retiring puts over the other guy, usually an up-and-coming star, and that will help this guy's credibility as a fighter in the ring, so it helps him get over with the fans.

But nowadays everybody knows all of the workings of the business and they know what this is supposed to do. So it can't really have that effect on people. This only works when you believe all of this shit is real. It doesn't work when you know the match was fake and he only won cause the guy that is retiring was willing to lose for him to make him look better.

Maybe it works on kids, who still believe all of this shit is real, but how many of the fans are even still kids. Mostly it's just middle-aged guys still watching this crap.

>>19470492
I promise you this. He will be relegated to TNA like Trick by this time next time next year. Trick was arguably more over too.

>>19470535
He was doing fine with solo. No idea why they made him turn face. Kinda stupid. They had it going on with I LOVE YOU SOLO

>>19470537
Tricks pretty green in the ring but I think he’s got the charisma to carry him into a jey tier worker. Not as shit but he can get the crowds and merch going probably so I don’t think he’s gonna be stuck in nxt for too long.

>>19470482
Yeah, I can buy that, I guess. That does seem to be what they’re doing with him. Which…ok. It’s a slightly different spin on the trope. Could be fun.

It’s basically the African warlord version of what they’re trying to do right now with Solo Sikoa, though. Rather than straight up Samoan mafia badass, they’ve introduced a little flash and humor into Solo’s gimmick with the MFTs. I don’t know if it’s really working tho.

Eventually, I suppose with a name like The Ruler, they could introduce a faction for Oba called The Kingdom and fill it with all the young black talent they seem to be cultivating.

post the card dumbass

Does anyone else agree with me that Cena is the type of wrestler who should quietly retire? I mean, he did the retirement tour his way, but the right way for him to retire in my opinion would be to have some sort of final good match, win or lose, and then he disappears. Then 6 years later on a podcast he finally mentions he's done.
That would be a better way to go since it would give more air time to younger talent. Nothing against Cena, but a lot of guys have retired the quiet way and it fits him better.

>>19470536
I think you overestimate the amount of people that know a retiring wrestler goes out with a loss. Even if two-thirds of the audience knows, that's still a huge number of people that don't know.

>>19470552
nah cena is the modern hulkster he deserves to go out the way he wants

>>19470537
trick got sent to TNA to get reps because he’s not as good a worker as they’d like for a main event guy and they’re trying to prevent another jey uso type situation. oba is a great worker, he doesn’t need that.

>>19470556
There is a zero percent chance Cena loses tonight.

>>19470559
...isn't that the entire point of NXT? To sculpt talent into better workers? He got sent to NXT because he isn't profitable longterm. Which will be the same fate as Oba.

Like it or not, WWE fans do not like black's being the fact of the company. Remember Kofi's tenure as champ? Yeah, that is never gonna happen again lol.

>>19470545
he’s better than jey right now at least. more athletic. haven’t seen trick botch big as recently as jey.

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I'm from the future
>cena comes out first and soaks up 5 minutes of applause and chants
>gunther music hits
>plays for a good 20 seconds without gunther coming out
>music stops and lights turn off
>20-30 seconds of darkness and crowd chatter
>"You think you know me.."

>>19470576
>la knight buried for no reason
Would be exactly what Noseman would do tbf

>>19470567
I think Cody at SummerSlam was his big put someone over loss. That's what makes this a little harder to actually predict.

>>19470567
You can bet on Cena winning and get odds of over evens (more than double your money)
So do it if you’re that confident
It’s weird though because he was about 4/1 a few days ago and his odds have shortened massively. Insider money flowing into Cena?

>>19470574
what do you mean he got sent to NXT? he’s an NXT talent. that’s where he lives. oba is also on another level than trick so the discussion around him there is moot. he’s not gonna be a midcarder and he’s not gonna be relegated to TNA.
kofi wasn’t the face of the company. bron will be the face of the company. just now there are finally some worthwhile black wrestlers to join him in the main event scene.

>>19470575
He’s 100% better than jey lol.

>>19470557
Hulk Hogan never had an official retirement match.

>>19470598
>if you’re that confident

It’s a fucking exhibition card in December on SNME. There is nothing about tonight that needs to be about “Gunther’s storyline” or “oooh can’t let Gunther lose because it makes him look weak,” etc.

This is purely a goodby show for John Cena. Everyone in the arena and everyone watching at home are ONLY watching for the happy ending.

This isn’t a booking where you get clever. That’s for the other PLE’s. This booking tonight has only one job:

Cena wins and make it as fun as possible.

It would literally be the biggest fumble of all time if HHH booked Cena to lose this match lmao.

>>19470631
what if rock returns and we get the trilogy at wrestlemania? cena can lose then right?

>>19470631
>This isn’t a booking where you get clever. That’s for the other PLE’s
can you give some examples of recent clever booking for the PLEs

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>>19470702
But enough about George of the Jungle

>>19470631
>It would literally be the biggest fumble of all time if HHH booked Cena to lose this match lmao.
the fumble would be not booking Gunther to win

>>19470770
the smarks would never stop crying about that tho so I guess you are right that cena wins

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>>19470702
>you holding, bro? -hh

>>19470785
he booked gunther to tap out to jey uso. he doesn’t care.

>>19470631
To be fair when has HHH not fucked up recently?

This should be stickied.

>>19470831
I feel the same. This is a night unseen in all of human history. Not even joking, it's a big deal.

am I the only one here that genuinely wants to see Gunther win? he's so fuckin based plus reddit smarks losing their shit about it gonna be hilarious

>>19470831
That part

So why is Sol on the card over Jacy? Shouldn't the NXT champ be featured?

>>19466307
For Cena I'll break my two years of sobriety, gotta do it for the GOAT

>>19466307
>Cenas last match is against a fucking nobody?
Why?

John Cena has seemed very sincere the past couple days about this being it. Talking about people finding closure within the match that it's really the end. I'm pretty certain he won't wrestle ever again. He'll probably come in to do an FU to a heel every other year and that's it.

>>19468317
holy based

>>19470913
Probably not a good idea desu

>>19470831
It's not quite as big as Fastlane

FEIN
FEIN
FEIN
FEIN

>>19470899
Because jacy isn’t over like sol is. Jacy is basically “wow you’re not as shit as Mandy or Gigi so here’s a title run”. She’s not marketable.

So is Cena opening tonight?

>>19471046
no

>>19471044
But does Sol have the charisma? All I remember her for is a pseudo lesbian lovers storyline with her tag partner. In ring she obviously blows Jacy out of the water but that can only get you so far.

>>19471044
sol is based she just has it all, easily the next big womens star

So redpill me on this shit as an eufag
It's on youtube, free, fine. But this means it won't be like Goldberg when it cut off or that there is a chance it'll cut off?

>>19471067
trips ends the show when trips ends the show

>>19471056
Sol has physical charisma. Otherwise, she's still putting it all together.

>>19471067
it's 2 hours regardless what happens, make of that what you will

>>19471067
It's not on tv so that shouldnt be an issue.

>>19471067
Wtf it's gonna stream for free?

>>19471067
SNME isn't airing on TV during football season, so they shouldn't have the hard out.

>>19471092
on youtube outside the US
on peacock in the US

>>19471056
Jacy has no charisma. She’s an unfunny bootleg Chelsea.

is smackdown worth a watch?

>>19471091
the post show will start exactly 2 hours after the main show began, highly doubt it's going to be longer, they will have to fit it all into these 2 hours

>>19471151
No lol

>>19469745
That's pretty sad that wwe would have to extend it's lifespan by relying on the cena and the rock for yet another mania.

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>>19471151

>>19468693
Austin's garbage and WWF becoming a monopoly is what killed people's love of wrestling anon.

KURT ANGLE IS BACKSTAGE

>>19471186
just saw that too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCVmnQkDUXA
here's the link supposedly

CARLITO SPOTTED AT THE ARENA

>>19471191
>supposedly
yeah right
not clicking that shit
someone post real

PER THE PODCAST

VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON SPOTTED BACKSTAGE

>>19471151
Watch the Oba/Cody segment. Ilja had more vanilla midget kino that's worth seeing. Those are the highlights.

>>19471191
this shit is going to be on youtube? for free?

>>19471222
unless your american, yes.

>>19471201
Here's the real link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCVmnQkDUXA

>>19471226
check the pixels, this one is fake too

It's not so much Cena's retirement it's more like WWE's series finale because so many people are piecing out from wrestling after this

>>19471240
GMS!

>>19471234
your pixels are fake, bitch.

>>19471186
Unsurprising. I would’ve booked a moment between them too. It’d probably go something like this:

>John, 23 years ago I asked you to tell me the one quality that you possessed that made you think you could walk out here, come to the ring, and face the very best in the business. Turns out there were three qualities: hustle, loyalty, and respect. And you’ve shown us all how to live those values with ruthless aggression.

>>19471257
and then what happens?

>>19471269
i goon my lil pud

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>>19471273

>>19470913
he wouldn’t want you to do this

I ordered little Caesar’s. First time ever. And they use doordash apparently

>>19471056
jacy is a better worker than sol. sol is flashy but sloppy and doesn’t really put together good matches yet.

>>19471393
How could it possibly be your first time??

>>19471400
I’m a dominos guy. Also I tried papa John’s for the first time a month ago. Pretty gold.

pizza hut and nothin' but

>>19471393
Little Caesars has improved recently, they were dogshit tier for years.

Local or small franchises or bust, mazzios is the way to go

it's getting closer

I ordered crazy crust and they fucked up already.

cena finna get crippled in his last match
one last present from paula veck

>>19471393
>>19471439
I have leftover Caesar’s from last night. Pizza livin’.

>gunter comes out for the main event
>His theme fades out and the arena goes silent for 15 seconds
>Anticipation builds
>"So, you think you're untouchable "
How hard would you poo

Good wings though. I like the cheese on the pizza and the jalapeño ranch.

>enters the thread
>americans talking about pizza chains
>leaves the thread

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>>19466307
anyone made this for the show?

>>19471550
holy based

>>19469745
>Books incredibly personalized fantasy
>Of course it's not gonna happen.

>>19471519
You forgot
>type a useless post, wasting everyone’s time
Eat shit

>>19471588
So...
you think you're unsuckable?

Is it on YouChewb?

>>19468717
SOVL

>>19471774
Yes

>>19471588
GOON LIFE
THIS IS BASIC JERKONOMICS

just watching a bit of smackdown, oba's entrance was kino

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based

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they're running an NXT house show tonight
for some reason

>>19471935
bet you the smarks will cry when he doesn't win against cody today and say he's buried

>>19471954
oba will win so it doesn't matter. drew will cost cody.

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>>19471935
tha nigga got aura frfr
shame he hates me because im not a real african

>>19471949
wtf kek

Pre-show starting

lesss gooo

>>19466307
brehs im too tired for this shit
it doesn't feel historical enough for me to feel the need to stay up

Kino

Willow wearing damn near nothing, I hate her. Black people have no idea how to be role models. Put your tits away.

Getting emotional bros

ill catch the cena vs gunther match highlights on twitter KWAB

Mark Henry's here to see Cena pin Joe Hendry.

damn wade grey as fuck

i got the feeling Cody's boy Ricky is gonna show up and cost Jevon the tag match

Big E is going bald.

>>19468317
wtf is a rubber match

based nexus

>>19472074
I'm legit pissed they calling him GOAT when they've already publicly called Roman the GOAT.

>>19472090
thought the same
what happened
he's not that old

>>19468317
gms

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>I would want Joe Hendry to come out and say, ‘I didn’t make it in the tournament, but before you leave, I want you to allow me the privilege of being in the ring with you.

>And when Joe Hendry gets in the ring, you would think that John would be like, ‘Listen man, I’m done, I’ve just had my last match.’ But John is a soldier. And I would have Joe Hendry say, ‘John, I don’t wanna fight you, I wanted to have a match with you because I wanted to do this…

>And have Joe Hendry lay down on the ground on his back and tell John Cena, ‘Cover me, so I can have that I had a match with you and you beat me on my record.’

>>19472136
kek

>>19472136
I never knew Mark was such a mark.

How many bongs til the slop shop opens?

this one guy on the stream sounds a lot like Mean Gene

>>19472121
It’s hits you fast in your 40s bruh

>>19472160
0 bongs, 45 bings

>>19472159
He believes in Joe

will there be adbreaks? will youtube viewers have to watch "we'll be right back" shit?

>>19466307
2 hour preshow for a 3 hour show is ridiculous

>>19472184
yeah totally a very new thing in wwe

>>19472184
Why? WTF is wrong with you? Do you not understand what this is?

(You) are about to watch big match john for the last time
how does it feel?

>>19472196
his last match is at WM vs The Rock THRICE IN A LIFE TIME

>>19472196
weird but also cool

>>19472181
I'm guessing so. The past SNMEs on youtube would have an ad screen up without music or anything and it felt like half the show.

Bros... it's actually gonna be over

>>19472181
Of course, saar
We need the money

>>19472184
It's a one hour preshow for a two hour show

>>19472217
>>19472181
I think this is the first one not on TV, so is unknow if it'll have ads

This shit so corny that if you didn't know who John was you'd think he's the man that cured cancer or something with how they're eulogizing him

>>19472234
>curing cancer
lame ass fuck
>big match john
legendary

The revision of this is amazing
Cena is literally known as the reason so many people were held down, their careers ruined and why he was pushed harder than any fucking wrestler ever despite being shit at best in the ring

But sure, let's all pretend he was the Hogan of the 00s era and saved wrestling

is cena on your mt. rushmore, chat?

is it the first time they show those mics with the audience?

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>>19472196
I feel precious little of anything

jesse the BASED ventura lol

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BAJA

>crowd booing Hogan
Wtf?

i hope batista shows up tonight and shoot powerbombs cena through the stage

I WAS GOVERNOR

>>19472270
leave your cave every once in a while

how hard is the crowd going to seethe when cena loses?

A NAVY SEAL

Per the podcast
Many people have been disappearing from the arena bathrooms, supernatural forces suspected to be responsible

>>19472290
I wanted gunther to win but I feel like they can't do that, people will be pissed

LETS GOOOO I CAN’T WAIT FOR CENA TO BE GONE!!!! I ONLY STARTED WATCHING AGAIN BECAUSE HE WASN’T AROUND AND THIS LAST YEAR HAS BEEN DOGSHIT!!! FINALLY HE’S FUCKING OFF FOREVER!!! TOGETHER!

>>19472297
Mmm badass

Is Trump gonna be there?

>>19472297
kek

is there anything more depressing than seeing the youtube chat

Jackie wants Oba's BBC

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Sol

>>19472318
I always hide it

>>19472316
fraid so

>>19472318
All the Turd Worldies are there!

This fucking jobber promo.

>>19472316
he was at the army navy game today, he'd have to have flown down to DC right after he did the coin flip which i doubt he did
i'm more concerned with if randy will return from saudi arabia in time to be there

>>19472323
rape

Cena will come back for Rumble as The Doctor of Thuganomics after he taps out to Gunther

>>19472323
sol R uca

>>19468693
You're right. Seeing people get all weapy about him solely due to cultural osmosis and being shackled with the fucker for 20 years is so cringe. The cognitive dissonance is immense. He's a fucking cancer to the product and must fuck off and go suck dick at DC.

>>19472318
Yeah, you being there. Chats always get block element'd.

LEON WHITE OR WHATEVER IS SO FUCKING DIMELESS HOLY SHIT

>>19472323
SOL

He didn't pick GUNTHER you old bitch

>>19470377
>Bron
Historic flop incoming. He will be a joke in a year's time and LA Knight will win the strap at Mania.

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Leon wants to be more sophisticated than what he is. J'von is humble and Ok with not even knowing how to read

>>19472352
It reminded me of those 123 kid promos the OSW boys always called "little bitch" promos.

>>19472352
>LEON WHITE
that's Vader

cena gives such non-answers holy shit

Who's the Scientology pastor who interviewed Cena for WWE?

>>19472352
his name is leon slater

why are they wasting cena's final match on this mid garbage

Oh fuck off Sami

>>19472380
Politicians are typically cluster-B (narcissistic o sociopathic), Cena is one of those rare schizoid politicians

ate some pizza bites and now about to eat a whole box of after-eight mints
it's what cena would have wanted

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>>19472318
I fucking hate the modern IWC, there all retarded Wiggers who have the exact same opinion a 40 year old neckbeard AEW smark would, it fucking pisses me off, I refuse to interact with normalfag social media
>>19472357
cope, they are playing it far smarter with him and he's going to beat Punk at WrestleMania, Vince made the mistake of pushing Roman as a babyface, they didn't want a repeat of fat neckbeards shitting on every Roman match, the meta for bookin the next Face of the Company is starting them off as a heel, its the really the only way in the modern internet age sadly
>LA Knight ever winning a world title
lol, lmao even

Buddy??

im finn watch the new digital circus episode while we wait. i aint finna watched it yet

>he invented a hand gesture
>it's literally the "you're an idiot" hand gesture
this is too much cena dick sucking for me

>>19470599
Use context clues, retard. I meant TNA, obviously.

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Why did they show Juan Cena highlights?

>>19472457
who is the thug on the left?

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I'm going to miss BMJ bros

Why aren't these people keeping kayfabe?

>>19472464
My girlfriend’s older brothers boyfriend.

>>19472464
Xavier Woods

>>19472464
i think that's will ospreay's son

You can tell Brock didn't give a shit in that video lol

>>19472481

>>19472481

>>19472481

We aren't using that thread b t w

>>19472485
when has brock ever given a shit about anything

>>19472491
Tranny thread

>>19472491
someone make the next thread with a proper non-aew fag image and ill consider it, kys

>>19472509
>>19472509
>>19472509
REAL THREAD

finish the thread retards

>>19470567
If the hulkster manages to retire a win against Orton, surely Cena should get that one win, I meant I know I’m coping but it sucks ball that he is passing a torch to a heel that is way over to the crowd. I already stopped watching ufc because of Dana bookings but I’m giving Paul a benefit of doubt that he would have cena win his final match

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>>19472605
SO GAMETHREAD #1... what do you wanna talk about?

>>19472706
unlike hogan i don't think cena wants to go out with a win

>>19472799
IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT JOHN CENA WANTS.

A victory is best for business tonight.

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Just got home. Any backstage news or anything else notable I've missed today?

>>19472799
he was babyface for too long, maybe longest ever. it's him or bruno.
he shouldn't lose unless he's elevating someone and gunther doesnt need the w. if it was someone like bron sure.

>>19472415
Wrong on both. LA Knight will win at Mania and be a top babyface alongside Cody and Seth once Roman croaks. Bron will be in a Wrestlelamia "Top 10 Wrestlers Who Flopped" video in 2 years.

>>19466307
Someone make gamethread 3 Jesus Christ

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Cena is passing out to Gunther

>t. I work backstage, ive been employed by WWE for 19 years and have even wrestled Jericho. I was there when we found out what happened to Chris Benoit. It was fucking crazy. It was fucking mayhem. I was supposed to wrestle Benoit the next month. I cried.

What jersey are you wearing /pw/?