What are the most unhinged promos in wrestling history?https://youtu.be/N8JeHRUVp50?si=fdOSu74sthZL8jbA
>>19467145Love this lil nigga but there's barely anything out there online about him. Last I read was he died in the 2000s
Mandatory "Ultimate Warrior attempts to prematurely launch 9/11 by attempting to MK-Ultra brainwash his opponent with a promo" mentionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezqGdDbKlj4
there are a few anons who cut promos from this about /asp/ related topicsI don't have an /asp/ archive that works anymore but there was a thread cutting HBK gay magazine promos and someone made a good one. If anyone has an /asp/ archive I might be able to track down the thread the whole thing was dimes really.
>>19467273wait there was actually a direct archive link of the threadhttps://archive.is/qpnYOthere are better promos than the pic related Prince one but it always stuck with me desu.
>>19467145>you're a two bit 35 cent champion with a body and iq to match itno one today could even come close to this guy
>Listen up, you blue-shirted geeks, you pimple-faced cashiers, you minimum-wage morons behind that counter—SHUT UP AND PAY ATTENTION, 'cause the Prince of Returns has got a lotta things to say! >First off, to all you loyal customers out there—stop worryin', stop cryin', the Prince is back in the store! I'm still lookin' good, I'm still pretty, baby! George Clooney's got NOTHIN' on this! But now... as far as this defective, this ink-clogged, this paper-jamming piece of JUNK printer—they sold it to me, it split my patience wide open, it attacked my deadlines, it attacked my home office, it attacked my number one assistant—my wife—and does Best Buy do a DAMN thing about it? Hell NO! They pat the manufacturer on the back, tell 'em they did good, and then they have the nerve—the AUDACITY—to enforce this 30-day policy on ME! What the hell is this conspiracy all about? Is it because I'm so much smarter, so much better lookin' than all these receipt-checkin' idiots out there? But you know what—it really doesn't matter... because the payback is comin', baby! And the payback is gonna be HELL! >I'm talkin' YOU, Kyle—you little jive-talkin' barcode monkey, runnin' around mad 'cause corporate won't give you a raise! Why don't you grow up and do somethin' you're qualified for, like stockin' shelves! And you, Karen the manager—you corporate bull dyke hidin' in the back—the last time you helped a customer, you WERE one! You got some she-freak over here quotin' policy like it's the Bible, and together you two psychos are viciously denyin' my rightful return! You ALL can bring it on! >And as far as YOU'RE concerned, Best Buy—you're a two-bit, 35-cent corporation with a customer service and return policy to match it! And ya might as well GIVE IT UP, sweetie, and go back to sellin' VHS tapes in the '90s with that greedy, shareholder-addicted board of yours!
>>19467280>the judas vocaroo still worksGod what the fuck happened to this place?
Not that unhinged but a personal favouritehttps://youtu.be/oEIzkLr7JzQ
Love Bob Lucehttps://youtu.be/zcxo2saX-WM
>>19467506woodditards invaded and the board turned to shit
Joe Gacy asserts he will take control of the world with the NXT title - I think its tongue in cheek and a zawarudo reference but the unhinged idea that a Performance Center title is the key to world domination cracks me up still https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKTibjuGkHA
The Mr Backlund/ Hero of Sports Education stuff had some good promos but this one in particular was kino. His mic work is actually 5-star here. He’s got great timing. Never heard a champion before or since scream I feel like God. https://youtu.be/bVEyE9F-fGQ?si=Z6pmNmQ9PR0F1LJn
>cric-Brooke Shields
>>19467506People talk about the 2016 elections and the Paige leaks changing this place but the events around Covid brought in more retarded newfags than we could manage
>>19468330Bob is a bit underrated especially the latter part of his career. Worked every with his old man physique and shit gimmicks
>>19468559>old man physiqueAnd he could still shoot heem 95% of the roster up to the day he quit
>>19467506The rebrand to /pw/ brought in more redditors because they were too retarded to have found pro wrestling topics on a board not explicitly named for it.
