>He'll be retired tomorrow and no one fucking caresTriple Nose is a fucking hack. In retrospect best case was saving the Phil match because of how many dorks I saw say it should be Edge and shit, but Gunther fumbled the Goldberg retirement ( and I think Gunny is one of the best in the company don't get it twisted ). Second best option was Bron, who wasn't even in the running. Third best was Orton who I never heard of in a while. Fourth best would be maybe a crazy Austin/Rock appearance. Fifth would be RomanSixth would be Jericho, maybe they could get him off his deal early. Seventh would be Gunther, who is the actual contender and there's zero sToRy to build it up. Aight.
Best option was Rene Dupree
>>19467221He needs to take revenge on the French for E33
>>19467209Hogan died and Cena's retirement run for the entire year has been absolute garbage. Wrestling is dead.
>>19467209>Cena will get retired by someone he's never even interacted withGrim
>>19467209Good riddance. I never stopped hating/booing him since the darkest days of CENAWINSLOL in 2007. Won't miss him, & won't be gaslighted into thinking he was some beloved all time great. You weren't there, you don't fucking know. I remember
Cena was always shit, you zoomers are nostalgic for him because you have shit taste. I’m glad he’s retiring and I hope his faggot ass dies soon.
>>19467209Don't worry. I can see the future and after ten thousand epic run-ins Roman will save the day, Gunther will eat the pin, and set up a Mania feud between the two
>>19467552Anon, we zoomers watched Cena when we were kids, we viewed the world then in a pure unadulterated way, yet to be tarnished by the harsh reality of life's compromises. Cena was the personification of the hero's journey where good always triumphs evil. It does not need to have nuance and cinema but for a child to be inspired to do good and work hard, we raise our banners with the monikers hustle, loyalty and respect. And that is the bottom line because Stone Cold said so.
>>19467583grim
>>19467525yesI dont get the revisionism, i always remember cena being massively hated. i personally found him corny and boring as hell.
>>19467627cena was hated by attitude era fans, but when you're like 5 or 6, everyone liked cena up until you turn 11 and find that edge lita scene
>>19467209The best thing I’ve seen in Cena’s retirement was that video setto Sweet Disposition by The Temper Trap. We got his match with Styles in Perth and that video, the rest has been utter balls. Thanks Papa Nose.
Blaming Trips for Cena and Rocks garbage idea that ruined the entire storyline is hilarious.
>>19467803"Trips" is literally the head writer you fucking retard
>>19467806You think Hunter is in charge of the Rock (his boss, and someone he can't order to show up and do what he wants) and Cena (the guy retiring) and they were going to be told by Triple H how his retirement should go?
>>19467811yes tko is corporate as fuck and it's the division he's delegated
You seriously think that Cena is going to retire after a random nothing burger Saturday Night’s Main Event with someone he has no history with when Wrestlemania is 90 days away? Silly billies
>>19467811Rock's own segments (kino) are his, rest is H (trash). That tells me all I need to know.
>>19468076He's said 80 times he's retiring for real on this show.
>>19467209>an no one fucking caresThe 20 or so Cena seethe threads beg to differ
>>19467209Everyone is talking about it, OP. You are not being honest. I bumped into an elderly woman buying beads at Michaels and she saw my shirt Hustle, Loyalty , Respect shirt and said "I'm going to miss him", then paid for all of my items. You only have to walk outside to feel it. The entire world is watching. We love love you Big Match John.
>>19469185You mean Pedo Man John?
>>19467209The best option would have been to write an actual fucking long term storyline against a bunch of new guys. Do the Nexus angle right this time and play up the ''killing the face of the company'' angle for maximum heat. But WWE isn't run by people who care about wrestling anymore.
>>19469251I don't know why you would say that.
>>19469272Because he rapes all the little bald boys at the make a wish
>>19469295Not even remotely funny and I think you made a thread about this yesterday and everyone asked you to leave. And you are still here. Being perverted and saying nasty things about children again. It never ends.
I would pay a lot of money to hear VKM's true unfiltered thoughts and feelings on the creative handling of Cena's retirement run. And how he would have done it himself.
>>19467583Trve
Cena was their last true star and merch mover, it's gonna be grim in the future.
I wouldve just locked him in year long storyline with Punk, fuck everything>but muh Cawdy>but you're not making any new stars>but weve seen it alreadyyeah it rocked, fuck the future might as well have best possible program for him and thats with Punkyou can have some other people here and there but I'd just have Punk and Cena ping ponging the belt between each other with occasional 3rd party challenger but overall its just them talking shit at each other
>>19467525>the darkest days of CENAWINSLOL in 2007and 2008and 2009and 2010and 2011
>>19469831Would be a bit much. I would have kept teasing the feud all year (say they team a lot and there is some heat there etc) then pulled the trigger.
>>19467525I even started to hate the fact he was winning every week and started to root for the heels… and I was only born in 2000 so I was a little kid at the timeI remember rooting for Randy, Triple H and even the Miz in their feudsOnly feud I rooted for Cena in was against Punk because I thought punk was annoying and whiny even when I was 8 years old
>>19467209>Cenas last match should be someone who he has faced multiple times already throughout his careeri'll gladly pass on that
>>19467209nigga who cares he left for years at a time already to do shitty movies and no one cared
>>19467583>Hustle, Loyalty, Respect>Never Give Up>Eat your vitamins and eat your prayersNo wonder Gen Z and X are both so lame. Meanwhile based Millennials >Suck it>Roody poo candy ass>Give me a hell yeah>Rock loves pie
>>19467209Cena vs Angle was the only correct choice. Waiting too long to have Cena retire and wasting Angle's last match on Baron fucking Corbin was the real fumble.
>>19469951Angle can't go anymore at all. Tony tried to give him a fortune to come back but his body is completely fucked. Pretty sure he has issues just walking around.
>>19469272Good question. Why would he say that?