>walks out with a shirt that says "Protect Trans Kids" or "Believe All Women".

>>19468482
>apologizes to Mohammad.
>has a Wendy's or Pepsi tattoo.
>can't do a forward roll to save his life

File: IMG_5567.jpg (83 KB, 571x857)

83 KB JPG

>>19468488

>>19468509
>this is what a feminist looks like
>A white dude with a Somalian lightbulb head

Y'all describing CM Punk but a version without charisma

>>19468509
Benedict "Societally Suicidal bong #9292123" Cumbucket

>>19468514
yes, that's why it must be british

>has a moveset made up of 30 different potential finishers, real finish is a shitty kick that never connects
>middle finger
>stops match to address fans making inappropriate comments
>is a landlord in real life

>>19468482
>5'8
>when not wrestling, is on social media talking about current events or something similar and equally boring as fuck
>theme is generic mumble rap
>covered in tattoos that have no relation to each other
>wears KT tape
>unironic man bun
>finisher is the super kick
>wrestles in sneakers
>every promo is "YOUR LOCAL SPORTS TEAM SUCKS"
>flips the middle finger at least 10 times a night
>no-sells everything but doesn't always go over

>>19468482
kek