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LISTEN UP, YOU HISTORY BOOK NERDS,
CAUSE THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY JUST CRASHED
STRAIGHT INTO THE SPANISH CIVIL WAR

YOU GOT THESE GUYS IN SPAIN,
THEY’RE FIGHTIN’ OVER…
I DON’T KNOW…
HATS? FLAGS? CHURCHES?
AND EVERYBODY’S GOT A MUSTACHE,
SO YOU CAN’T EVEN TELL WHO’S WHO

ONE SIDE SAYS THEY’RE RED,
THE OTHER SIDE SAYS THEY’RE NOT RED,
AND I’M LIKE—
IF YOU’RE ALL FIGHTIN’,
NONE OF YOU ARE WINNIN’

NOW FRANCO GOT TANKS,
AND HE HAS GERMAN TANKS,
AND PLANES THAT GO BOMB GUERNICA
AND EVERYBODY’S SAYIN’
“THIS SIDE’S RIGHT!”
“NO THIS SIDE’S RIGHT! HES FIGHTIN' FOR THE FAITH"
AND YOU GOT THE CATHOLIC CHURCH, ARMY OF AFRICA,
AND THE ANARCHIST NUMNUTS
BUT WHEN YOU ADD UP THE NUMBERS
AND DIVIDE BY CONFUSION
YOU GET A 32.54% CHANCE OF WINNING
TAKE YOUR FLAGS,
TAKE YOUR HISTORY ARGUMENTS,
AND KNOW THIS—

THE SPANISH WHATEVER CIVIL WAR
HAD A 141 AND TWO-THIRDS PERCENT CHANCE
OF BEIN’ A MESS
CAUSE NOBODY KNEW
WHAT THEY WERE DOIN’
NOW YOU GEEKS TAKE YOUR HISTORY BOOKS AND SHOVE IT

HOLLA
IF YA HEAR ME
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>>19469361
based big poppa pump with the history lesson. tell us about the bubonic plague next.
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>it's another "can they co-exist" angle between anarchist and stalinist factions
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>>19469361
huge pop!! buried those epic american shitters who had no business being in spain like hemingway
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>>19469361
The real Scott Steiner wouldn't be able to pronounce most of those words.
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>>19469510
You act as if it was ever a problem for him
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>>19469361
CATALUNYA
>CATALUNYA
CATALUNYA
>CATALUNYA
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>>19469466
trotsky was a self mark against the company ace stalin who then brought his talent to the new york fed aka the competition
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>>19470065
Stalin was a backstage politician who was never the guy.
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>>19469361
Why didn't Portugal come out?
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WTF I thought Asturias and Cantabria were based and red pilled, and the holdout against the moors, but it says here they were reds? It must be the malevolent influence of those Basque dogs
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I still don't know why anybody really gives more of a fuck about this conflict than the years of lead or the soviets invading czechoslovakia or any other post-ww1 european conflict
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>>19469510
https://youtu.be/mvmCJS3sR8c
Scott could be president
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>>19471158
Because it was a huge field test for all the stuff that would prove crucial in warfare from then on out.
The current war of russian aggression will be remembered similarly, as the advent of large scale robotic warfare, especially if a US-China war follows.
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70 thousy innocent dead by commies before the war started, other half a milly during the war, the country burnt and the nation still divided today: all easily avoidable if every commie is skinned and boiled alive as a fetus.

>>19470626
guess they were invaded and psy-oped by the anti-Catholic (((British))) so often that they went retard (also they wanted "independence" = go from fucked by Madrid to fucked by London).
Knew my Galician boyz were OGs
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>it's the poltroon/histranny trying to get xer stuff in episode
who booked this crap?
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>Quantifiable GOAT in every possible aspect
>Entire continent politics against him
>He keeps winning
>Enemies only start being able to fight back when they copy his playbook
>Banish him out of the territory
>He fucking comes back and almost wins
>So ahead of his time everyone just starts following his gimmicks anyway
*bows the fuck down*
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>>19471860
Charlemagne was truly the ace of France, but Napoleon had the best run.
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>>19470526
God forbid a faithful midcarder be rewarded with a title.
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>>19471860
>signs another contract for a quick payday
>the veteran wrestlers in his old stable come to arrest him
>he cuts a promo so good that they defect and escort him to Paris to rule the country again
I teared up a bit at this angle ngl.



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