How would Tony R. G. Khan book Andre, Inoki and Hogan?
>>19469565Andre and Hogan team up for two months before hogan betrays Andre to join Inoki’s new faction made up off random shitters.
>>19469565Heatless, storyless matches with Okada and the Young Bucks
>>1946956550/50 20 min match against Dark Order
>>19469565Tiny could have Prime Andre, Inoki and Hogan and he'd still fail to draw five hundy
>>19469565What do the R. and G. stand for?
>>19469627Raped & Gaped (by nxt)
>>19469565Andre and Hogan would never work for TonyInoki would never partner with Tony
>>19469565Tony hates actual wrestlers so he'd book Andre to be a jobber like Nick Comoroto but bigger, Inoki would be a comedy midcarder getting his cock bitten by Jungle Boy, and Hogan would be sent to the ROH undercard.
>>19469565>Andre, Inoki and HoganThree chuds who by the way are burning in hell right now
>>19469565Tony is a master of sucking heat out of everything so he'd turn Andre, Inoki and Hogan into dimeless shitters
>>19469565>Andrehe'd have him join a faction and occasionally wrestle matches on Collision>InokiUpper midcarder at best>HoganDebuts and gets hotshotted into the main event scene, loses, ends up in the midcard
>>19469565>non-bangarinos wrestlersHe won't even hire them
>>19469565Trios tag team putting over vanilla midgets on collision
>>19469565They’d suck each other off and become friends and then enemies and then friends again and then enemies.
>>19470002Wasn't Inoki's last wish that Tony dedicate a AEW PPV to him?
>>19469565>AndreTony wouldn't bring him in>InokiInoki wouldn't let someone else book him>HoganTakes over the show TNA style. All his boomer friends get massive guaranteed contracts. The run ends abruptly after a much more disastrous Brawl Out incident occurs with MVP backstage after Hogan says the nigger word. Jimmy Hart nonetheless remains with AEW until the day he dies. AEW ticket sales enjoy a modest boost from Jimmy charismatically hawking outside of the venues with a megaphone. The man could sell water to a fish.
>>19470335have you seen the aew roster at all? tony puts all sorts of washed old shitters in the ring. sting, the big show, billy gunn, jeff jarrett etc. if the aew fanbase wasn't left leaning, tony would have brought hogan in at least once before he died.tony keeps trying to bring ric flair in even though the fans complain every time because ric is his favorite wrestler. it's funny
>>19469565Losing to Speedball Mike Bailey.
8 man tags where the winner gets 2000 dollars or some gay ass shit
>>19469565a tonibakan fantasy booking thread?that's fucking great.i'm not gonna include inoki and pretend that toni's the owner/booker of the wwf in the 80's >andre would be in a stable with junkyard dog and the killer bees, it goes nowhere>hogan would be in a tag team with rick martel, they would feud with the tag team of hillbilly jim and jimmy snuka, the feud would culminate in a 45 minute match where the jimmy's would win and then everyone would shake hands and respect each other as competitors AND friends, it goes nowhere
>>19469627Ravishing & Great
>>19472189kek
>>19469570You forgot the many homoerotic angles
>>19473179I wish I could man.
>>19469565He'd force them to do flips
>>19471763Posts like this are funnier than the usual lazy "uhh he'd make them job to a hecking flippy faggot midget because he's gay" stuff. AEW is actually far, far more retarded than anyone gives it credit for
>>19469565Hogan and Andre debut on rampage and team up to go to a thirty minute draw against jet speed
>>19469565>spams Inoki in meaningless, dimeless, heatless, "bangers" that get him good boy points from Meltzer and Cagematch>puts Andrè in a heel faction and....forget about him >gets a heckin popperino for the Hogan debut, books him in a World Title match and makes him lose and gets lost in the shuffle, eventually makes him eat a pin from Jack Perry or Daniel Garcia
>>19469565>Andre, Inoki and HoganThese shitters have no place in Where The Best Wrestle
