BIG DAVE FROM THE TOP ROPE
>>19470197Kek buried
>>19470197Common Big Dave W
>>19470197Here, let me complete this analogy. Meltzer's never been a chef, he's never been to a good restaurant, and he doesn't really know what food even is. He'll chew on a moldy cardboard box and give it 7 stars.
>>19470225You are shoot crying right now
>>19470242I'm sorry my post made you cry
>>19470225Your favorite wrestler is forever mad because Dave never gave him 5 stars
>>19470251>no uSeethe confirmed. Concession accepted.
>>19470197Dave is a queer
RARE Meltzer W
>>19470272We don't project our pathetic realities on AEW Chads here.
>>19470197Dave's first sentence was fine but he sounds like a total retard in the second one.
>>19470197When will the E-Drones learn that the>you never wrestled argument doesn't work?
>>19470280This, second sentence makes him sound delusional and is incoherent
>>19470280>>19470291Stop nitpicking you samefagging e-troon
FOOD ANALOGY aside, Dave is right in the first sentence. The rando is stupid for trying to gatekeep star ratings. But Dave fucking punts it in the second sentence. Not only does it read retarded, and not only is it unnecessary, but Dave can't help but put himself over in some way.
>>19470197so Meltzer finally admitting that literally everyone can do what he sells as "Journalism"
>>19470288The same people that glaze Meltzer though usually dismiss Stevie Richards or Disco Inferno because they were "jobbers" which is still more than Dave ever did in the actual wrestling business.>>19470299Stop crying.
>>19470197The problem is Dave keeps recommending me restaurants and when I sit down to dinner they bring out a plate of shitWhen I call him to ask why he likes these terrible restaurants he says “ah but the more popular restaurants have owners that dont understand real fine dining so just eat the shit”
>>19470355kek that part
Triple Fumbles is a wrestler and yet he can't cook
>>19470390Paul is cooking better than everyone else in the entire wrestling business right now which is why WWE is still #1. You can only accuse him of fumbling when WWE drops to #2. But I think you'll die from diabetes and AIDS before that happens.
>>19470280Yeah he could have just stopped at "I don't have to be a chef to know when food is bad" but then blows smoke up his ass by saying he would know better than other chefs
dave has a good life doesnt he he just gets to dunk on edrones all day
>>19470197Kek based
>>19470426>Paul is cooking better than everyone else in the entire wrestling business right now
>>19470197Cooked the pig
