would have been kino if cena cried while tapping
>>19477397Another one of Cena's fetishes maybe.
>>19477574I saw the cenation cry
>>19477397this is the best most absurd possible ending everJohn is GOAT and nothing will ever top that
>>19477397
>stacked card>still fumblesAEW wins again
>>19478247>John's last moment as a wreslter
>>19477397Everyone, including Cena knows this and the entire run was dumb as fuck. This is his best final protest.
Haitch's solution to solving the constant "You tapped out!" chants at Gunther started by his massive mistake of having Jey tap him outHoping people wont chant it at him because people will think of this insteadWont work, and now everyone looks bad.
>retards dont know you go out on your back I dont even watch this shit and I know that
>>19478475Bro you're actually retarded. It's not that he lose it's the way how. Having him give up while smiling is something John Cena would never do. Have him fade, have him get pinned because Gunther couldn't have him tap.The silence after the fact should tell you every thing you need to know.
>>19478475It isn't him losing - it's him losing in simultaneously the most convoluted and boring way possible at the same time. Then getting treated like a make-a-wish kid at the end. Contrast this to any one of Terry Funk's retirements.
>>19477397it was Cena being iconic. I was literally in tears during this match. He gave his life to us wrestling fans. It was an honor watching him from his first appearance to his last in this retirement match
>>19478344sports entertainer*
>>19478475Seriously. Why was anyone expecting Cena to win his last match? I know people try to argue that casual fans don't really exist, but I guess they do? I thought it was common knowledge you're expected to lose your retirement match and put somebody else over.
>>19478247>at last, I am free
>>19477397A man completing his job one last time
as a certified cena hater since 07, based
>>19477397>>19478247my face when she's choking me out with her thighs, I get it cena he's happy with the match
>>19477397That was retarded why not just have him pass out. Instead he just went>Oh well guess Ill tap now whatever
>"So when the sun goes down I look at the day and ask myself, did I earn the sunset?>And with a smile, utterly content he let's go.>KINO way better than the Styles omg le heckin referencino spam
>>19477397the correct choice. jon probably wanted to lose. youre all worked
>>19477397He came to the realization that he could have left for Hollywood like 10 years earlier and he’s just laughing at the absurdity of how much of himself he gave to this dogshit company
>>19478521>Having him give up while smiling is something John Cena would never do.Why not? What does anybody stand to gain from protecting his character in his last ever match before he leaves forever? Let him tap, You weren't expecting it, nobody was, and people will remember forever that Gunther was the one person in Cena's entire career who made him tap. What's happening is your judgment is obscured by emotion since you're a zoomer cenation mark who just watched his childhood get invalidated. Don't worry though, you'll come around and see sense, just like everybody who cried and moaned when Undertaker lost at Wrestlemania 30.
>>19478803people really believe HHH forces his decisions by gunpoint, it's crazy
why do I feel the repercussions of this decision will resonate in WWE for more than 30 years?
>>19478247>when erotic asphyxiation hits just right
>>19478859This niggas just down for anything.
>>19478521>Having him give up while smiling is something John Cena would never do.Cena almost certainly booked his own finishing spot, he couldnt make it work because he was always a shit wrestler
>>19478924Because you cared and will care again in 30 yearsLike me and the huracan
>>19478859>Let him tap, You weren't expecting it, nobody wasLol what? That was the whole build for the match. Retarded logic anyway
>>19478924It will, but on the other hand it will have virtually no impact on John Cena's career as a movie star. It's beautiful
>>19478830Kek it probably is like that
im 40yo and never been worked harder in my lifethanks John
>>19479130You mean thanks Paul
>>19477397Didn't Liv do that once? She was getting choked out by some girl's thighs and she passed out while visibly giggling
>>19477397>mfwhttps://youtu.be/ccruDgumMP4?si=qqkSLQAJZAcXV2aG
>>19479180To be fair I would too
>>19479158>You mean thanks Paulsame thing to me brother i love Haitch and always will>t. born in the 80s
>>19477397No-selling the hold and finally realizing that he's free (at least for a few years until they bring his ass back for a few pops).
>>19479314They're gonna drag his ass to saudi arabia before 2026 is over
>>19477397>I ain't putting you over face
>>19478475There isn't any "supposed to" which doesn't presuppose that whatever decision you make will yield higher or at least equal financial returns. Going out on the back works if the guy doing it can carry the rub and then pass it on to a face. Gunther is a midcarder, no matter how much he's pushed, however he squashes, he will not draw. This means all you've done is lower Cena down to a jobber, with no great replacement who can fight Gunther (Cody? Fucking kill me). Now people will just be disinterested and not watch the show. I'll be vindicated on this when the ratings drop and don't go up again, and WWE fails to hold a mainstream match again.
>>19477397Did the smile bury Gunther? Why did he do it, bros?
>>19478540Damn you're faggot. I'm a Cena fan and I cried laughing.
