>retires Cena>retires AJ Styles next>retires Bork at Summerslam>retires Bayley just because he fucking can >retires Orton to officially inherit his Legend Killer title>retires (you)
>>19484518Would pay good money to watch Gunther chop Bayrey
>retires the white race by having mutt kids
>>19484518I don't mind him retiring people.The problem is lack of planning on wwe's partHe fucking taped to Jey Uso. So the power level isJey > Guther > Cena and Goldberg
>>19484546Only if you ignore the several times Gunther beat Jey, including their more recent bout.
>>19484546>power levelI'm begging you to take a shower and get a job
>>19484541imagine the jiggle
>>19484546He tapped out to Ilja even quicker
>>19484518Based
>>19484518>retires Cena>retires the audience>no one left to care except fat smelly smarks on reddit
>>19484518>marries a jeeta
>>19484624I shower daily, but I won't get a job because fuck it
>>19484838>reddit smarks love wwe bookingWe're on a level of antismark mental gymnastics that we never thought possible
>>19484546Him tapping to Jey Uso isn’t canon
>>19485185so it is marks who are going on reddit and cagematch defending the booking and the fans in the crowd who bought tickets to see cena's last match and bought all the cena merch are actually the smarks? That makes a lot of sense lol
This nigga got so much giga heat right now to the point he ain't safe walking around outside.Triple Hitler BETTER fucking capitalize on this shit and not have it die off in a month or so by having Gunther lose or struggle, they could have potential gold here if only they don't fuck it up in classic WWE booking fashion.
>>19485198We are truly through the looking glass
>>19485204I'm not sure if it's good heat though. Feels more like go away heat.
>>19485224Come to AEW, comrade! We only have cool heels, you can cheer and clap to your hearts content.
You forgot to mention that he retired Jinny with the CEP.
>>19485224It feels like Shawn in Montreal or Brock after beating Taker heat. They have a chance to make something big here, but the booking over the past year has been pretty lackluster.
>>19484518>Brings Undertaker out of retirement just to retire him again
>>19484518Isn't Jericho coming back to WWE soon?
>>19484518>retires the wrestling industry entirely because he keeps retiring all the people that actually draw
>>19484541This but fuck. Imagine the sex tape
>>19484554Tap once to Jey Uso and that's your legacy. It's like being in school and the whole class watching you shit your pants. You can't live it down. Doesn't matter how many people you are booked to retire.
>>19485934The thinking is that whenever they chant YOU TAPPED OUT at him he can just bring up how he made Cena tap and how all the fans were seething.
