>wake up>fumble out of bed>look in the mirror>feeling fumbly>brush teeth>toothbrush fumbles and cut my gums>walk downstairs with fumbled gums, try to pour cereal in bowl>fumble and spill it everywhere>oh well, i'll have some toast>fumble it, burned and ashy>daughters walk into kitchen>try to hug them>fumble>fall ontop of them, crushing the life out of my younger daughter>oh well, at least i'm not having a heart attack>oh wait>heart fumbles>begin convulsing as steph sighs and speed-dials another B-Tier legend to marry for optical purpose>eyelids fumble>everything turns to black>wake up infront of the pearly gates>god says that despite being a fumbler some charity work i did that i don't even remember qualifies me for heaven>sweet>walk toward the gates>trip and fumble, grab god's majestic gown, tear it off revealing his cock and balls>oops>get sent to hell for fumbling>raped by satan for eternity>i have fumbled
>Woke up, fumbled out of bed>Realized there's no hair on my head (I fumbled my hair)>Fumbled my way downstairs and drank a cup of copium>And looking up, I noticed I fumbled>Found my leather jacket and got my KWABOTY crown>Reached KWABOTY status in seconds flat>Fumbled my way into the gorilla and had a fumble>Then somebody spoke and I went into a cardiac arrest
>>19490921Nice diary faggot
>>19490921I jejjed
>>19490921>>look in the mirror>>feeling fumblypopped my stanky ass
>>19490921I think Tony Khan is the biggest homosexual on planet earth, but this thread popped me hard
He's the GOAT heel booker. Get a clue, tranny. You got worked.
>>19491645This. They are always mad. /thread
>>19490975beat me to it anon. immediately thought of this upon reading op's post.still their best song desu.
>>19490921popped me arse
>>19490921>>19490975giga poo
