MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD #2 WOMEME WRESTLING SUCKS
Should've cut it in German
Lose weight Domfag
>>19493489Those boos were fucking pathetic, man wrestling is fucking dead that or no one gives a shit about this faggot and knows it's fake.Compare that to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY4AFHtzQvw
Gunther finna retire AJ too
Kek carbomb
kek! chadther is cracking himself up!
Imagine if the car blew up
PUBLIC ENEMY #1 CARBOMB
Gunther is giga based
>Gooner going after AJ nextBASED
AJ planted a bomb in his car
Come on Wade. I know you have to sell it, but shit.
>that's itNow for your regularly scheduled womeme slop
What a Cunther
Is that a tranny behind the commentators?
Based Goontah
When did Wade get so old
Hes retiring AJ and Truth
KEKKKKK
>>19493489what dude waits at someone's car and does absolutely nothing? Hunter has to be one of the worst writers I have ever seen
>>19493489>gets sent home for being meanDo E-drones unironically like watching this gay fake pg dogshit ????
OK he got me with the u can't see me to AJ, lol
>>19493527Kek I thought this too
What a fucking amazing segment We are so back E-Titans
They're really trying to sell it like he's got nuclear heat but man it's really falling flat
Eating Hershey out of Vaq's ass
>>19493558>HunterOuted yourself as always.
Gunther is my favorite wrestler in the world
LOGANG working regular dates
LOOK WHOSE HERE
bron breakker is the best in the world
Punk's crocodile tears
AJ is gonna kick his german ass
Punk has such an awful physique. Literally no better than modern flippy shitter vanilla midgets.
ah this faggot from illinois finally decided to show up to work
YEET
we need a jungle guerilla to bury this fascist pig. guerillas of destiny...
Holy shit that's a lot of fat people
>UsosTime to mute the show
>>19493596he's so based
>>19493574>>19493513That part
>>19493596G>OO>NE>R
Alright, piss break
>playing second fiddle againBig Jim gotta be seething.
I rather post in this thread than the SA SHITTER one
>LARGE JAMES
>>19493596they are gonna Corbin him
>YEETman and brotherTime to turn this shit off for 30 minutes
Jimmy yeets better than Jey. He's got more flow, looks organic. Jey just swings his arms up and down like a retard.
IT'S JUST ME UCE
pedojay?
>Not having the heels take over the show knowing Superman is gone
Alright, see you marks next Monday
>>19493527>car blows up>Vince comes out of the wreckageimagine the dimes
>it's just me uce>but actually it's not
>>19493598he looks really good for a man in his late fourties especially without the steroid abuse
So glad Jey is out of the main event and back to tagging where he belongs
oh im yeetin'!
>the fat fuck yeetingKek
>it's just me uce>it's not just him
Honestly the car blowing up would have redeemed Haytch, too bad he's to much of a bitch to do it.
>Hershey Pennsylvaniado they make chocolate there?
>jey usothat's it, folks.see you guys next Monday
The only thing I would have changed was to have the entire roster backstage and showing their disdain for Gunther to really sell how despicable he is. Otherwise, that was a 9.9/10 opening segmentDo (You) agre
WHERE'S THE CENA AVNEGERS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS COMMERCIAL?!
Girl with the Christmas lights necklace is fucking cute. Damn it.
why do people hate jey when he picks up and yeets with little white kids and gives them a moment to remember?
I still miss Jimi Sierra :(
Why are the WWE heels almost always in the right?
i still can't tell jimmy and jey apart
God I hope they run it back
>>19493518That was obviously the point of that little interaction.
Surprised Cunter didn't come out
>>19493642I wish there weren't the handful of smarks on the front row cheering.
I SAID This is obviously a fakeout until Jey vs the other one at ManiaThe Rumble betrayal has already been written up by gpt
>>19493652Jey Uso is a confirmed pedophile
>>19493652Because he's always piss drunk during interviews
>>19493580is Hunter a dogwhistle for something?
>>19493658Kys
>>19493656>being bullied for years until you finally snap back at the popular kid but everyone hates you nowIT'S A CONSPIRACY IT'S NOT JUST ME SAYING IT EVERYONE'S SAYING IT
Heel New Day versus Face Uso who wouldve thought
ANON, YOU TAPPED OUT LIKE A LITTLE BITCH
>>19493657Jimmy is the second banana.
>>19493659have AJ and Gunther ever had a match?
>>19493640Yes, that’s where it’s from
>>19493596If being a badass heel doesn't work out for him they should just go full comedy with him
>>19493657Jimmy is the one with a lot of tattos
>>19493641Same except I'll cum back for Steph
>>19493662Outed once more.
Can Gunther come back already?
>>19493678>he doesn't remember
2 things i was lookin forward to with the usos reunion1. jey out of singles/main event action2. return of the usos themeBRING BACK THE USOS THEME
>>19493676i've done this
>>19493642yeah that was great
>>19493673this is me after I gymmaxxed and chad got a beer belly
>>19493657jimmy has a strong dimes aura
>>19493680its working wonders for Solo
Why is Tess losing it
Based New Day saving us from another round of yeeting
42 USO????https://youtu.be/5KDc-ceI090
So when will they continue the masked mystery man storyline?
Xavier woods can't sell this gimmick, he's a nerd faggot that someone talked like a dweeb into getting paiges polluted womb
>Kofi hitting on the old, white woman.Fuckin Jamaicans.
One opening segment does not a good show make.
alright I'm out peace
The Heel New Day experiment failed. Please just turn them face.
Has Theory been fired yet?
Impeccable drip
>Waller not even having bants with the crowd.Yeah, he knows the release is coming.
Based Big G
I made a mistake training my dick to get hard to Vaquer
omg it's big g!
>>19493713He's the masketta man
>>19493676He REALLY missed an opportunity to begin by saying:“Aww, did I ruin your Saturday night? Hahahaah!”
>Usos lose the title match>Jey gets turned>Back again to shitting up the main events >MFW
>>19493713he was in Cenas goodbye video so no
>>19493707I dunno he's selling this nerdass faggot dweeb shit good to me
>>19493717Stop posting this skank, it’s bad enough we have to watch her on tv
jimmy vs kofi is a michaels-off
>>19493710Nigga sit down. We know you gonna be here all night lobbying your boring little wet fart hand grenades. Shut up.
>>19493717You had to train it? You didn't naturally get hard looking at her?
>>19493717why I couldn't be born that saddle
>>19493642Pearce sending him home already made that point well.In the weird kayfabe/reality perspective the WWE is in nowadays, Pearce just sent his top heel home because he's such an asshole, putting ratings in jeopardy.
The boos were piped in.
>>19493727Would be even more based if he started cutting promos in German aka nazi language
>>19493703100% chance it’s either Theory or Saints.
>>19493727>Le heckin' comic books!!
>>19493727real talk what does a Gunther vs Brock match look like? I can see all the other matches but not that one. But I want to see it.
SUPERHERO SPOTI'M BASEDING
Jimmy and Kofi is doing the AEW counter-for-counter bullshit better then their entire roster
>>19493725>Ruins your angle by smiling at the camera while lazily tappingHow do you recover from this?
>>19493703Tonight when he runs in on the Logan rey match
>>19493717Why can't she sit on me? It's not fair bros
>>19493758Brock ain't jobbing on the way out.
>>19493751the two people actually playing the masketta man are theory and montez- this doesn’t necessarily mean it’ll be one of them with the reveal but that’s who is doing the actingsaints is too short/dumpy for them to reasonably have it be him imoit could also be jake paul
>>19493725Jhon Finner
>new day>Usos>Greatest tag teams of their generationHow fucking awful was 2012-2022 tag division for this to be a sentence? That just sounds depressing to watch. I stopped watching in 2010
>>19493751its obviuosly Theory, Saints is gonna feud with Jevon
We know these truths to be self-evident:>WWE isn't wrestling >All WWE fans are pedophiles >Vince McMahon is going to prison>AEW will outlive (You)
>>19493727>>>/reddit/
>>19493766You can find a thousand girls like this in any Texas strip club. Pay em $30 and they'll happily sit on you.
>>19493758Brock didnt look too impressed with Gunther at the Rumble so i dont see it happening
>>19493717She is like a real life Succubus, I love how she shamelessly uses her sexuality to get attention.
>>19493773You forgot one>Nobody watches AEW
They did a Superhero pose
>>19493768Yeah, he would have done it for Vince but unless they dump a mega payday on him he's probably just going to leave and never come back when he's ready to hang it up for good.
>>19493768hell do what hes told
>>19493769I couldn't remember whether it was the previous Raw or Smack, but you can tell it was Theory's eyes behind the mask
wade shooting on big e
>>19493773seething
HHH is worst booker of all timeHHH is ineptHHH is shitWWE is failingWWE fumbled TKO is going out of businessAEW is the preeminent wrestling promotion in the United States
>>19493784>in any Texas strip clubThat's great and all but I'm in the UK and I'm a poorfag
Raw needs Buddy badly.
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA!!!!
>>19493771The fuckin Rockers are the best TT of all time and I refuse to hear anymore about it.Ok, I’ll also hear the case for Demolition. BUT THATS IT.
don’t want to see an AJ/gunther programwant AJ in the title picture til he retires
Good to see Waller back from his trip to Saudi Arabia
>>19493801London then. They're just a little darker there and she'll probably smell like curry.
I don't think the Usos have any sauce any more. It's just not there I can't see it.
>>19493800>they are convincing themselves again that people are gonna turn on WWE and start watching AEW >the ratings will go down again this weekKek how haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>19493801How do you stay up to 3AM watching this then go to work do you work later in the day?
>>19493810Hey bro. How you been?
Why Maxxxine is getting matches all sudden? Like come real guys how the world is she beat becky.
>>19493809What does that make AEW fans? They are sickos.<<
>>19493800you alright dude?
>>19493829A reward for being brave when she got booed for being shit.
>>19493821Work?
>>19493812YUPVYUP YUP YUP
>>19493817what a footslut
Gunther is a pedophile
i heard you calling spots yeetman you fucking FRAUD
>third commercial break for this match
>>19493829She's a company girl. CROSSBODY YEAH
>>19493829she is a midcard wirh a midcard belt, what you dont understand?
>>19493821Eurofags don't work the US subsidizes their existence
Woods maybe have banged Paige (with his SBC) but he has always looked like a fag.
>>19493821>Implying I work
>>19493841>paying attention to the matchFreak.
>be me as a kid>go to Hershey Park often with parents and brother>loved that place smelled like chocolate and the world was whiter>go there recently with my kid it was no joke almost all Indians there and the kids were just running and screaming and didn't understand the concept of lineseverything is getting shittier
where's CONSEQUENCES CREED
>>19493821>going to workc'mon now lol
>>19493854Fucker hit me in the head with his soggy ass shirt at a live event once. Smelled like a nigger for a week.
Match sucks
>>19493836>22>thay hairlineGrim nigga on his way to a norwood 6
>>19493821>go to workdo I look like a loser?
Why is this thread moving so slow
>>19493881>>19493875
Powerlevel ranking updated>Codester>Roman>Lesnar>Gunther>Cena>Punk = Seff>Drew>Bron>Son of Bron>Jey (lost power since he got sent back to the Usos)>Solo>Logan>Knight>Dom (compensates with IQ power)Soon to rise>Ilja>Mello (hopefully)>Oba>Trick>Ethan>JeVon>Hendry>Mr Iguanadid i forget anybody?
fucking hell are these faggots wrestling in an AEW event? The crowd is fucking D-E-A-D.
>DEPORT GRAYSON WALLER
>>19493862Unchecked immigration will do that. I'd love to tell you that Trump will fix it but, five seconds after the next Democrat is sworn in, the floodgates will reopen even wider.
Waller is getting fired soon, right?
>>19493862we're going to eventually reach a point where we have no choice but to genocide the jeets once and for all. they are literally a disease.
>>19493771WWE's roster from roughly 2009-2015 is one of the company's WOATs. It's why I'll never be too hard on Cena, actually. As shit as his booking was, he and Orton hard carried the company amongst shitty creative and talent for years.People will try and gaslight you into thinking that Cena sucked, and the product would've been so much better if they pushed different guys, but there's no one else who could've done it at the time. Especially with that creative.
bucks superkick has sovl
God look at all that crap on the canvas and I'm not talking about the wrestlers
>>19493887now imagine this crowd in the maxxine and ivy fucking nyle match
Literally every single person in the thread, except for me, is a fat, ugly pedophile.
What happened to the Chiefs? What happens to Mahomes? Who am I meant to bet on now?
>>19493862Over the summer took my kids to Little Amerricka which is a kids amusement park in the middle of nowhere rural Wisconsin and the amount of Mexicans and Indians there was fucked. Groupd of 30+ Indians you could smell walking by.
cmon xavier do the LOST IN THE WOODS
>>19493881I'm busy prepping my dick to goon to Maxxine.
?
>>19493886Honestly great list.If the masked man ends up joining the Vision, they'll probably give him a bit of a push too.
Christ this match is going on forever
>>19493912I'd say bet on yourself but that's about as likely to win as any of your other bets.
>>19493513Don't let dumb fuck e-drones try to slide this, that was so fucking awful lol
>>19493897No way, they send him everywhere to promote the company
>>19493886UMMMM AJ?????HE WON'T BE IN TAG TEAM SLOPPA FOREVER
>finally overJesus.
Thank fuck that's over
>>19493906It’s RIYADHHH SEASONNN BITCH!Can you feel it?!
>jimmy giving the pin to his depressed brotherhe really is a good bro
damn that was sloppy
You could tell the Usos haven't done this properly for years
>>19493932fuck, true, I would put him equal to Drew
That zoomer behind the table needs to be shot
Are they going to waste WrestleMania matches on the New Year's Raw again?
>>19493900>we're going to eventually reach a point where we have no choice but to genocide the jeets once and for all. they are literally a diseaseI'm not going to say if I'm for or against this, lest I be put on a watch list or something. But I will say that it's incredible just how much Indians are hated. Even my very liberal family members fucking despise them. Jeets have a "Jews In 1936 Germany" level heat rn.Even that fat ugly tranny sarahlicity got eaten by his own for memeing on jeets.
Asian women talking = MUTE
punk vs bronrhiyo vs kabukisWTF it’s like a mini mania
Are we still pretending that we all want to have sex with clowns?
>>19493953many are saying this
where the fuck is Brokryn?
Japanese women are so hot
IYO :D
iyo :D
Do they really need to subtitle when they speak english? I understand them
>in BrooklynDid MGS tell them to fuck off?
BROOKRYN
Hyping up a regular boring raw January 6thHHH is getting desperate
>>19493518They're doing a lot to make Gunther into the top heel in WWE. Shame they can't make a face over enough to warrant beating him.
Are they going back to that storyline now?
>senpai isn't translatedPaul is such a weeb
Love the Kabukis
>Rhea and Iyo coming to the ring to have gay sexagain?
>untranslated senpai
>>19493932>>19493947Nah, AJ would be booked lower than everyone listed there. Dom beat him not long ago before he got the tag belts.
>>19493953Yupp
>RhIyo promoThis show is ass.
>>19493980could've translated it as a senior but no
>>19493973they don’t always do MSG in NYC, sometimes they do the barclays center
>>19493973There are multiple stadiums and arenas in NYC to do wrestling more if you include the NJ stadiums that they pretend are in NY
>>19493980Even normalfags know the meaning of senpai, that's the power of Japanese cultural imperialism
Is Dom drunk?
Jesus Christ this shit is so boring. Kabuki warriors won’t win. Please Rhea betray iyo
am i crazy or does dom sound different/weird?new actor?
"I avenged you father"
>>19493948The child? That's Gen Alpha. Zoomers are mostly in their 20s
>>19493771Unironcally Team Hell Yes! Was the best of the 2010s, and even it was mediocre. Truly the PG lost all the sauce the 2000s had.
>>19493996>Kabuki warriors won’t winLet me dream
finn is gone too?
>>19493995No just a retard who can’t wrestle or cut a promo
>>19493994Normalfags lost it over a wuwa character saying it though
is dom still doing the god awful nbk character
MMMMMMMMM SO HENRY WHY DID YOU DISS THE HULKSTER YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT
>0-0 MNF game>not even snowingI guess I have to keep watching Raw
Why do none of rikishi's kids do the rikishi driver? Its a fucking amazing finisher their dad invented.
Why were a bunch of talent in Saudi recently? Were they promoting a show I'm not thinking of?
>joe buddenWhat's a guy that got punked out by the Migos have to do with wrestling?
>>19494025Royal Rumble in Saudi is only a month away
>>19493771primo and epico were on tv regularly for a few of those years. absolute fucking shit.
>>19493995The girls probably sucked him dry in the back, he's just dehydrated that's all
>>19494023Wrong thread sportsball fag
>>19494024Because it looks retarded when a giant fatass isn't doing it.
>>19494024Would not trust his sloppy shitter kids to not drop someone on their head
>>19494024do you want Jey to kill someone?
>>19494024they don't have the ass
>>19494030Oh shit, I forgot that's this year.
>>19494024Because his kids are boring, talentless hacks.
>>19494024Wasn't this the move that Fenix knocked Moxley's ass out with?
>>19494033You’re pathetic Jose
Based Logan video
>>19494014Wuwa is chinkshit, isn't it?
RAPE THE JEW BRON
>>19494036>sportsballWrong website, fag.gb2r
LOJEEEEETS FRFR SHEEEESH 67
based rain man
>that's a little bit obsessive
bron subtly being good at math is so funny
I think it's going to be a Scream reveal at the masked man has been two different people all along.
>"All of LA Knight's friends"He doesn't have any in kayfabe because of his autism
I find funny that shit stables turn into gold when they ignore their original argument and start doing goofy shit
>>19494055oh shit redditfag exposed
If he knows Steiner Math, regular math must be even easier.
Who tf wants more unreal?
>>19494055Look at this reddit user
NEW THREAD NO TRANNY CHICANERY>>19494068>>19494068>>19494068>>19494068>>19494068
>>19494066>MMM make a return
OUT INDEFINITELY KWAB
Take him out, BronExtreme Violence, BAU BAU
>>19494061Unironically Bron and Logan have good SAT/ACT scores
IYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>19494052Yeah but what's that got to do with it?
Iyo!!!
>>19494083It's for the return pop, anon.
I EATSLEEPSNEED
>>19494088>he knows their test scoresthat’s a bit obsessive
Average Logan fan behind the commentators
>>19494040Yes, them his run can finally be over.
>>19494094I don't care for chinkshit
muting stream lmk when womeme gookshit has passed
Iyo is fucking ugly.
MOMMY
>>19494083who’s out indefinitely i wasn’t listening
>>19494100Logan unironically was my motivation for my college application
>>19494139Knight
