WHAT A BAD WEEK FOR WWE
The subhuman has been revealed
>>19495351Holy shit I’m glad I decided to retire with Cena I can’t believe it somehow keeps getting worse.
>>19495351They got you aewtists seething so they can't be doing that bad
>>19495431>Holy shit I’m glad I decided to retire with CenaMeanwhile you're still here doing exactly what you would any other given Monday. Nice "retirement" nerd
>>19495351JUST
>>19495351Wait... if it's just Austin Theory.. what was the point of the mask?
>>19495351Is Collision's rating going to be that bad?
>>19495351Wow, it's the guy everyone assumed it was.>WHAT A BAD WEEK FOR WWEYou retards will bitch about anything.
>>19495454>You retards will bitch about anything.This part>>19495454>Wow, it's the guy everyone assumed it was.Just like everyone expected Gunther to tap out Cena, now that it's actually happened they'll all cry and shit their pants about it
>>19495445Yes, it aired at 4:30 in the afternoon. That's why they've been spamming the board with "Cena losing is bad booking" threads so they can bury the awful rating when it finally comes out.
>>19495458>Just like everyone expected Gunther to tap out Cena, now that it's actually happened they'll all cry and shit their pants about itExactly. I didn't even watch SNME because I assumed it was obvious Gunther was beating Cena and there's no point in watching. Anyone upset Cena didn't win his retirement match is seriously a fucking moron and has the mind of a child. Anyone insisting it's "bad booking" to lose your retirement match is a dumb fucking Cena mark or just bad faith trolling at this point.
>>19495458You’ve just discovered why people hate smarks
>>19495351Grim
>>19495355kek
>>19495475Taker, Sting and Austin all won their last matches
>rushes the reveal of the masked man so people stop talking about how he booked Cena>makes him shave his head so he looks like a retard to make people stop talking about how retarded he isIT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME
>>19495351Meltzer was right and made edrones his bitch again
>>19495554say it with me now (and put it in the bible)MELTZERIS ALWAYS RIGHT
>>19495351>that thinning hair
theory must give amazing blow jobs if both vince and hunter pushed him this hard he's literally the same as he was in evolve
DO NOT LAUGH AT MALE PATTERN BALDNESS OR YOU WILL CURSE YOURSELF
>>19495586you mean a safe worker, good ring skills, mic skills, good look, willing to take bumps, doesn't get injured easily, young, and doesn't need to be "built" as a legit threat?
>>19495351LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTRIPLE FUMBLES STRIKES AGAINHOW DO YOU BOTCH A MYSTERY MAN ANGLE???
>>19495351Dave called this months ago
triple h wanting a fake daniel garcia is crazy
>>19495619they both kinda sound alike too
>>19495619>daniel garciaLOL he looks less dimes than Theory
>>19495500Austin's actual retirement match was when he jobbed to The Rock at WrestleMania 19. That segment he did with Kevin Owens at WrestleMania 38 was barely even a match, and definitely not his retirement match.The same goes for Undertaker. Undertaker vs AJ Styles was not his retirement match. Undertaker was essentially retired after he lost to Lesnar. Then he would come back every year around January to hype up his next WrestleMania match, then disappear for the rest of the year. He was a special attraction.Sting won his retirement match because a legend like him does not need to job to two dipshits like the Old Cucks. Plus, similar to Undertaker, he was essentially already retired. Sting didn't wrestle any singles matches at all in his entire AEW run, everything was a tag match because he could barely wrestle at his age. His real retirement was due to injury after that Seth Rollins match in 2015.
>>19495435Pretty sure we're all laughing at how bad WWE is to be honest
It was me, Austin, all along
I feel like I"m the last person here who actually unironically likes theory.
>>19495639at least he can wrestle
>>19495650You sure? We're all still laughing at TNA beating AEW in a few weeks
>>19495642>all those people won their last ever matches and retired BUT IT DOESN'T COUNTgrim cope
>>19495351what does this even mean? austin theory had no connections to any of them.
>>19495605nah i mean he's a boring faggot
jokic cant dunk
>>19495672It's not "grim cope" wrestlers come out of retirement all the time. How many times did Terry Funk or Mick Foley wrestle post "retirement"?Cena will assuredly wrestle at a Saudi Arabia show for a huge paycheck in the next 5 years.
>>19495351you could bury this nigga so bad by just mentioning that he stuck his finger in his ass and sucked it like a dick after
>>19495676Tune in next week to find out!
>>19495676He doesn't in the context of the story either. Heyman was telling the truth. The angle is probably gonna be that Austin is inserting himself into the group. Booking-wise, it's probably to have a full stable of Heyman guys that are supposed to be on the cusp of breaking through.
>>19495642>Undertaker actually retired 5 years before he really did because reasons
>>19495689??????????????????????????????
>>19495444Austin Theory is a master of mind games and his being masked added an extra layer of stress and confusion for CM Punk and his fans. Theory is very egotistical though and couldn't wait any long to reveal himself and take credit for his despicable actions. Adam Pearce must now respond strongly with a heavy fine for Theory.
>>19495696Yeah, and I explained the reasons, dipshit. Plus Styles vs Undertaker wasn't even a real match. He was so washed they had to do that "cinematic" bullshit.
>>19495703the only thing you explained is that you're retarded
>>19495697theory fingerfucked his own asshole on cam and sucked his assjuice off his own finger
>>19495709that part
>>19495351eople are actually mad it's theory? everyone and their mother wanted theory to be in the vision. Hell having him be the 3rd member over Logan would have made more sense.
>>19495351Lmao even e-drones are laughing. Only on /pw/ will you get people acting like it's the best shit ever
>>19495351Grim stuff from the fed. AEW with a bigger budget and higher production values.
>>19495458Why do you retards keep thinking SNME was so obvious? It was so obvious that HHH got booed out of the arena, right?
>>19495351WWE's Sammy Guevara
>>19495709Next you're going to pretend Ric Flair's Last Match was his retirement match and not his big send off at WrestleMania 24.
>>19495739yes it was because i'm not retarded
>>19495437yeah not watching wwe
Finger butt licky licky ahhhhhhhhhahahaha
>>19495431You retired 20 years to late
>>19495744Jesus Christ, so much fucking coping. Just go to bed, retard.
this is the guy who just stabbed his parents, right? Great topical grab by Paul
>>19495351Daniel Garcia lookin' nigga
>>19495752He had 17 matches after that
>>19495721>I guess HHH inherited the rent boy
>>19495721WWE pays people on reddit and pw to defend them at all costs. It looks more natural than twitter bots.
>>19495760That's because Flair is a narcissist that insisted on coming out of retirement as a cash grab.
>>19495772so you admit he wasnt retired
>>19495798got his ass
>>19495798>>insisted on coming out of retirement>so you admit he wasnt retiredWhat part of "coming out of retirement" did you not understand, retard? He retired in 2008 when he jobbed to Shawn Michaels. He came out of retirement a year and a half later to job to Hulk Hogan a few times and went on to wrestle in TNA.
>>19495833if you come out of retirement, you are no longer retired, retard
>>19495833so if you retire from mcdonalds and then decide to go back does that mean you're still unemployed?
>>19495853Retirement and unemployment are two different things, wagie.
A TOWN DOWN
>>19495867Me too
>>19495445'fraid fucking so
>>19495733Oh my God heel booker did heel booker things? I better shit and piss my pants and cry for a fucking week about it. You marks need to be put down.
>>19495351e-drones will tell you this is cinema
>e-drones will tell you this is cinema
>>19495444Because there is two of them Still one more to be revealed
>>19495444So you didn't know who it was????
>>19495351Let it play out. Theory isn't the only one coming back.
Theory is the guy that fingered his own ass right? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
