>YOU VILLAIN! YOU WON A WRESTLING MATCH WITH A SUBMISSION HOLD! YOU WENT TOO FAR! VILLAIN! THE MAN HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO CHOOSE TO TAP OUT! YOU DID IT! GO HOME! VILLAIN!
>>19496355>You won a match and talked shit even though a billion guys run in a ruin matches every single week!! Wish Big GOON would have heemed this bald bitch
>>19496355Paul is such a bad booker kek
>It was absolutely sickening to see Gunther give Cena no other choice but to choose to give up. I'd feel compelled to pay to see Gunther lose after that if I didn't work for the company. Also, Gunther.
>Ladies and gentlemen if you were with us for our broadcast from Washington D.C. last Saturday night, you witnessed the heinous actions of Gunther, a bad guy no one admires. John Cena was left with no choice but to choose to tap out. There's nothing to discuss in connection to this other than that Gunther is bad. Now here's seventy minutes of commercials and women's matches.
>What Gunther did to John Cena, making him quit like that, was one of the worst tragedies to ever take part in a WWE ring, but even worse was when the government went after my daddy for steroid distribution.
He went out and disrespected one of the biggest names who gave the most to the company and has everyone's love and respect, right after he retired. It's not that hard to understand.
>>19496457That big name wanted to ruin wrestling though. I have no sympathy.
>YOU KNOW WHAT!? I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF GUNTHER GOING AROUND AND WINNING BY SUBMISSION! THAT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT AFTER SATURDAY NIGHT! ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS GUNTHER! HE LEFT CENA NO CHOICE BUT TO CHOOSE TO CONSCIOUSLY GIVE UP IN A WAY THAT ISN'T IMPORTANT AND NO ONE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT! IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND!
>Tonight the plan is to have Gunther go out there and disrespect one of the biggest names, who gave the most to the company and has everyone's love and respect, right after he retired. It shouldn't be that hard to understand, like how tapping out isn't the same thing as giving up.
>>19496488No he apologized
>The fans don't get it and I'm getting flag for saying this. I'm telling you Triple H sucks at booking but not in this case because Cena tapping out, it's like Luke Skywalker jumping off instead of joining Vader. WWE booking really sucks ass under Triple H but Cena giving up is a gift to the fans because it's like Neo giving himself to machines in the Matrix to beat Agent Smith. Triple H must think we are stupid, he booked the Cena return like shit but Cena tapping out is like Buzz Lightyear reaching out to save Woody. TKO is killing the fan base and Triple H is an asshole thinking we'd just eat these expensive PLE with nothing to offer but Cena, you don't understand it it's like Obi-Wan giving up so Luke can beat the Death Star. The state of WWE booking is complete ass but Cena smiling and winking, it was cinema, as the kids say, like Doc getting shot at the end of Back to the future and revealing he had a bulletproof vest on...
>>19496355>>19496404>>19496421>>19496435>>19496492>>19496506popped my fuckin cheeks>>19496937i didn't get this one cus i dont know who that is. cheeks unpopped
>>19497094if you know you know, if you don't worry about it. Think of it as a type of IWC podcaster/fan right now.
With the basics fire pro wrestling versions
kek good thread
>Tragedy befell World Wrestling Federation and all of us. John Cena tapped out to Gunther. And I have the unfortunate responsibility to let everyone know that Gunther made a promo tonight. Gunther made a promo tonight after tapping out Cena last Saturday.
>*Takes time to stinkeye Gunther instead of going on social media to discuss the fact that Cena gave up and shat on his own legacy because HHH wants you to believe Gunther managed to override Cena's free will and forced him to tap good work AJ*
>Did you not see the "I Did It All Video"? You know, One Republic? Ever heard of em? Get a clue. It was perfect.
>Well they gave him a fucking year you know? A year and they didn't do a damn thing with it. He's out there all I hate you son of bitches cause you hurt my feelings for 20 fucking years and the next week they got him saying baby I'm sorry I only said that cause I love you. Like what in the fuck is that? This guy was the face of the company not some goddamn drunk having his moment of clarity after realizing he kicked his old lady's teeth in the night before. Then they send him out there on some goddamned throw away show that nobody watches and have him choked out BY.HIS.NECK like a fucking mark.
Triple H is a fucking retard who has no idea how basic storytelling works. He takes things from the past and tries to copy it not knowing why it was booked that way>Remember uhhhh when people used to get sent home uhhhh let's do that uhhh>But why are they being sent home>BECAUSE THEY ARE THE HEEL UHHHH DON'T QUESTION THE KING OF KINGS UHHHHFuck this retard
>>19497381>Lighten up, JR! It's not like Cena gave up or anything. He just made the decision to stop trying to win and then signaled to the ref that he didn't want to continue. The angels will teach you all about media literacy soon. Did you guys see the I Did It All video?
>>19497605>*assumes human form once more*>sry
Do they even have QA? Have somebody sign a NDA and give some hindsight before the cringefest?
>>19497575>WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? He tapped out? What kind of a finish is that? Isn't this the guy who said he never gives up? That looked like giving up to me. Come on! Why didn't he just take choke and pass out, he's already there laying down, just take the nap! Jeesh. I'd get it if Gynther was on his leg and he was afraid to hurt his knees but he don't have to worry about his next match! You kidding me? It's the last match, it says so on the card. Just take it like a man. Oh now they cheering and clapping for him? I guess he hit "The wall", what a soldier! Ha.
>>19497635Did you see the I Did It All video?
Saving this thread once. Come on people, quality roleplay sliding down the drain
>>19497527I never thought about this, AJ should be mad at Cena for tapping more than he should be upset with Gunther doing what anyone else in his position would do.good media literacy anon
>>19496355He disrespected the GOAT! THE GOAT!!!!
>*forgets he's even alive*>*shits self*>*still knows a One Republic highlight package isn't a real main event*
>>19499142With the way WWE is now, I'd say a One Republic concert would make for a better show than whatever WWE is trying to do now.
>*Lacks the beanie, the bussy, the ironic mustache, and the media literacy to comprehend how badass it is to surrender to the German vice grip with a wry smile*
> I mean, it's WWE what did you expect. I got some respect for him, Cena, I don't think he's worked a good match in his life but obviously, he's got the fans and a terrific, loyal company man. It's clear why the old man liked him because he never said anything against him, unlike his spiritual older brother the ever petulant Shawn Michaels.> He should've gone out swingin', spittin' blood, makin' 'em earn it. Instead, he rolls over like a golden retriever beggin' for treats. If I didn't know better, think the whole tour, Vince probably scripted it for merch sales, in that way I guess his spirit lives in Hunter. All sales and no sense to any of it, deliberately fucking the fans over, you know instead of taking their money and giving them a good time. Cena, Mr. Hustle-Loyalty-Respect, bends over backwards for the company, taps clean, for his last match. If that's retirement, I'm almost glad I got done by that idiot Goldberg. He got his little match too right? Goldberg, I thought that was appropriate for him. But for Cena, I didn't really think that's the kinda of send-off fitting for the guy bringing you money for 20 years.
>>19499660He exclusively refers to him as“Bill Goldberg” and never just “Goldberg”. Ya blew it.
>>19499674Who the fuck are you to be so critical of everything I say and do, Jake?
>>19499730>Sometimes I forget first names, how to greentext, and that tapping out doesn't mean giving up. I've had a stroke.
>>19499730>*scratches dried prostitute shit off the inside lining of his tattered jacket*
>>19497667Ventura should do commentary more, he made me laugh my ass off during that cage match.
>>19499674"“I heard that I was his [Brock Lesnar] dream match. That was just a week ago I heard that. Always heard Brock was a good worker. I’ve never heard that [Lesnar was stiff in the ring]. Always heard just the opposite, that he looks stiff, but he’s a real pro in the ring. Totally the opposite of Goldberg.” - Brett HartFuck you, your whining and your lack of work ethic to produce anything for anyone else to whine about while pulled this thread from page 7, you god damn whining freeloading scrub. You're worse writer than Bill Golberg.
>>19496389You're such a mark. Worked by the heel booker.
>>19500253>Worked by the heel booker.But enough about your mom cursing god after you were born retarded.
>>19500286Cooked that pig.
>"Y'know like, that guy, like his name was like, y'know Gunt- Gunther i think, this guy fucking goes out there and cuts like a promo after uhh, fucking beating John Cena, like i know Hunter i think he didn't make the fucking call, like that fucking guy went out there, beat Cena and cut a fucking promo after"
>I is thinking Zhon Chena, he good guy, he guy with tradizione eh, very school. Es, very mach man oh honur good fight en Troiple Aihs en dubuludublueeh respocto tradizione eahn Zhon zo matcha is go, weh makeh prrepparr thee wai iss , i heer Zhon early, he wanttu put shomwon owher soh I know que about who ism on ze lisht of a yong gai. OK Guntha there bot old er, my genh, bath you cans shoose who ish redi , I mean , only who es readi, and trazioneuh hee wanto honur, maybi tap shoot, you know, plan diffirent, Zhon go out whe he wanth, put Guntha shoe on, seez "Gho be man nuow! yuh readih!"
>>19500234This is fake.
>I talked to him the day before he died. I shouldn't say this but what killed him was street drugs. I told Hunter all about it at the funeral. I guess the Honduran dealer who sold Hulk the pills cut a deal with him. Said he'd give Hulk a bag for free if he could shoot a video of Hulk lighting an American flag on fire. I said "you're kidding." He said "no" and, I shouldn't say this either, he said he took the deal and made good on it. I couldn't believe it. I was telling Hunter at the funeral about how I felt burning the American flag was disrespectful, but then some fruit who overheard us chimed in to insist that it was the ultimate expression of patriotism or something. The kid wouldn't stop babbling about how moving it was, said Hulk taking fentanyl was a symbol of taking vitamins like he used to say in his promos. I stopped listening when the little shit said something about "literacy" and I turned back to Hunter... but he snubbed me because he was hanging on this fruit's every word, taking notes and everything....
>I tend to like to stay in my lane while Paul does his thing, so don't take my view as though it were some official State of the Universe address or anything, but one of the big drivers of social media engagement at the moment is what one of our bad guy characters said to open our Monday night TV show. Don't ask me what it was about, I've been busy trying to negotiate a turnbuckle sponsorship deal with Better Help, but that's what Paul's been up to on his side. I forget what happened over the weekend. This business never lays down to rest so I can't either, but yeah, a bad guy got people riled up with the things he said Monday. *checks vibrating phone* Shhh... who did I enter into my contacts under the name "Snowman"? That guy from Sci-Fi? Mattel? Sorry... one sec.....
>>19496355not everybody is a 100IQ pro wrestling smarkthey need to spell it out for the lower end of the spectrum
>>19496355WWE is complete dogshitIt would've worked if Cena actually passed out rather than tapped. But Gunther has the right to gloat. He can say Cena gave up [when he didn't] and everyone would seethe.
>>19500253I love the heel booker meme
>It was a terrible thing having to watch Gunther win clean in Cena's last match. He outmaneuvered him with sheer skill and accomplished what he said he would to by making John tap out. I will now judge him for not cheating and winning fair and square because it should have been me instead of him. Now excuse me while I attempt to look somber as I pose for the camera to garner sympathy.
Best thread in a while, thank you lads
