Was this motherfucker ever not cringe? I was a little Jimmy in 96 when I started watching, watched until like 02-03 maybe then took a break and came back in like 09 because my ex’s little brother was a little jimmy. Ever since I can remember this dude was just some faggot in a skirt who would come out and yell like a moron and then lose. I rmemeber Steve Austin specifically made him look like a jabroni with all his ranting and raving like an 80s caricature while Austin kept it real.Even now im rewatching nitros on peacock and the NWOs running around doing their thing poking the 4th wall and this faggot is coming around showing his ass cheeks and screaming in a jail cell or some shit. Like bruh you’re 30 years late with that schtick
Vince Derangement Syndrome
you sound upset
>>19504783Im talking about Piper
>>19504829It’s called bait, kid. If you wanna make it with the /pw/ big dogs you’re gonna have to learn to not bite it
>>19504855cooked his ass
>>19504855
>>19504772he did his best work pre-WWF. you'd know that if you actually knew anything about wrestling you fake ass corporate shill.
>>19504772>only knows Piper from 1996 when he was already considered a star even when he first joined WWF in 1984.>internet exists and you can find plenty of footage of Piper even from the 70s.>still does zero research and wants to be spoonfedPiper was still based in 1996 by the way. Fuck off zoom zoom
>>19505144>pre WWFYea I said I started watching in 96 I obviously wasting my time as a toddler watching watch north south east west Atlantic pacific championship wrestling or whatever jabroni minor league piper had his “best work” in
>>19505144You faggots don’t really believe this right? It’s like the same sort of thing that compels people to listen to no dimes bands or watch unwatchable movies. Piper’s schtick was almost exactly the same in the 70’s beat for beat, his voice had the same cadence, his matches were the same, the only thing that changed was the names during the promos. How was it better when he did it in front of 250 people in Tacoma in 79 than it was in 96’ in front of 10k? It’s the same product, same wrapper, just more people bought it.If you told me that RVD did his best work pre-WWF I understand that. His ring work was a better version of what he could do in WWF. He could actually promo instead of doc saying dude whatever. Even though he looked identical there is a difference. Piper? Everything is the same. Except he might be better at it with the WWF.
>>19504772>Was this motherfucker ever not cringe? I was a little Jimmy in 96 when I started watchingalthough i was a big fan of piper i can understand this dudes point. piper was fantastic from his wwf debut until his face turn. but after he left to do they live piper changed in some way. the piper that returned was never the same. sure he was wacky but long haired face piper just didnt work. its like night and day
>>19505311in the time you spent typing that drivel, you could have gone and watched some old mid-atlantic stuff and then you would have known better than to type all that ridiculous trash. You're a certifiable tard who should not be allowed in public without a leash.
>>19505367Ahhh yes let me hunt down that good stuff that 600 people in Charlotte saw 47 years ago. So good. Truly his masterpiece.
>>19505386this attitude is why you continue to be a corporate paypiggy. you don't even like wrestling, you just crave acceptance from normies which you will never get. By the way, Roddy Piper got turned into a part timer in the WWF because he called out the ring boy shit before anyone else. The only reason Vince brought him back from time to time is because all his other stars retired or went to WCW. Then Piper went to WCW too lol. get fucked, paypig.
>>19505412I have no idea what you’re talking about about. You sound deranged. Maybe go do a Mangione or something and get those corpo fat cats instead of defending the honor of some dead hack. I’m just saying the Piper schtick has been the same his entire career. The matches have been the same. What exactly was better in Mid-Atlantic than it was anywhere else? There’s no way to actually make that argument other than old thing less people know about = good, normies and corporations = bad. If you scratched off the serial numbers and told me it was from 5 years later I would believe it. If anything I think the promos he did after the Cyndi Lauper if WWF where he talks about beating her ass were slightly better. Really his work on Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia is his best work. At the end of the day he was a RAPED bitch that did nothing about it and he’s now in hell. Probably cutting the same promo and putting guys in the same 6 minute sleeper hold, pulling out the same foreign object.
>>19505470KEK, only jew slaves believe in hell. The rowdy one is in VALHALLA where all true Aryans belong. Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig’s snout, mare’s arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow. Screw thine own mother!
>>19504772Piper ruled, what the fuck is this garbage thread?
>>19505337The wacky stuff and yelling just didn’t work in 97 when everyone was too cool
>>19504772Kek Stone Cold did make Piper look like a bitch at mania
>>19505509>LARPagancringe as fuck
>>19505693nothing worked even when he returned to the wwf in the late 80s to feud with adorable adrian or dickless rude
Piper was always just a queer in a skirt. Pat Pattersons cum bucket.
>>19504772Watched some stuff on WWE Vault recently where he was on commentary and he was annoying as fuck. Also watched him vs Bret (good match) and the promo before wasn't bad so he is tolerable in small doses but on comms nah fuck that
>>19505509please join him immediately
>>19505925>>19506232The old gods are returning and the world will be healed. Jewish lies will be buried in the desert along with the tribe who created them.
>>19506205God yea piper on commentary was atrocious and his fuckin voice sounds like Kermit the frog on helium
>>19505509What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>19504772I enjoyed the movie they live. His wrestling career, not so much.
>>19504772I have never liked a Piper promo, not even the ones from his prime. People complain about Warrior being unintelligible, but this guy kept droning on with his shrill voice about the most inane nonsensical bullshit. I didn't even properly hate him as a heel to where I loved seeing him lose, just wanted him off the screen. He was only ever ''wild'' to people whose favorite movie was Smokey and the Bandit.Great wrestler however. The Portland stuff was top tier.
Piper was a literal who and jobber to the real stars his entire career. He’s only even remotely relevant today because of revisionist WWE bullshit when they were promoting The Wrestler and needed some “legends” for Jericho to beat up but anyone actually worth a shit was dead or broken so they dug up Who-wdy Who-ddy Who-per for him to to job to Jericho and all the little marks around the world pretend they knew who he was and pretend he was a big deal.Also big daddy bitch KWABvin Trash knocked him out with a single open hand slap
>>19506598>Piper was a literal who and jobberpipers feud with hogan is what the original wrestlemania was built around
>>19506598Rowdy Roddy Piper was a household name in America. I can't tell if you're a zoomer, an ESL, or a fat retard who overvalues his own opinion.
>>19506642The original wrestlemania was built around Mr T and Cyndi Lauper. They could’ve plugged in anyone to tag with Paul Orndorff and job to T and Hogan
>>19506598This. It’s really easy to tell who was born in 2006, they believe all the WWE’s “legends” bullcrap. Like yeah buddy totally, Koko B. Ware, the bushwackers, and Roddy Piper were household names back in the day. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight
>>19506911I am a Millennial and Roddy Piper was a household name. Paul Ordorff wasn't, neither were the Bushwhackers, but some guys were (Hogan, Piper, Iron Sheik, Andre the Giant.)
>>19505029First day on this board?
>>19505509This is one of the worst larps I've ever seen
>>19506932>millenial >ever watched piper wrestleYou just proved that guys point, you only know piper from his legends deal
