If he were in WWE, you'd be saying he's undoubtedly the next Rey Mysterio, and even that he's better than Rey ever was, and that he pulls off 5-star matches every time he breathes and you'd even be making gun gestures with your hands like him all the time.
>>19506574Why do you all crave WWE fans praise so much? Always talking about “if they were in WWE you’d love them!” Nobody gives a fuck about you or your tranny rodeo.
>>19506574if he was in WWE he'd be ruined. e-drones would hoot about a new toy for five minutes before they went back to drooling, but his career would be over. don't concern yourself with the opinions of pigs.
Black Panther isn't even popular anymore
We already have dragon lee and the lucha brothers who smarks hyped up for years. Turns out they are shit
>>19506574dronie herei think bandido is a pretty cool guy
WWE has had like 20 years and 100 different luchadores and you still use phrase "next Rey" You know why? Because WWE fucking hates pushing Luchadores, there will never be another Rey because they dont want another one, they didnt even really want the first one
>>19506574Sorry tranny, but Bandido fucking sucks. That's why he can't move the needle for AEW and why nobody outside the increasingly small AEW bubble gives a single fuck about him. If he was in WWE he'd be a nobody getting lost in the shuffle because he's just another generic shitty lucha with absolutely nothing going for him. WWE enjoyers would ignore his existence and when mentioning luchas they'd only mention Rey Mysterio and Penta, the sole luchas on the roster that can actually draw a dime.>>19506589His career's already ruined in AEW.
>>19506574In all fairness, WWE got the Lucha Bros and piggies stood firm that they are shitters. If they get any masked luchador who doesn't have their confidence shattered to the point of being a botch machine, the crowd will not like them because they will think they're a big Rey Mysterio rip-off.
>>19506655But if WWE has been trying to find the "Next Rey Mysterio" for almost two decades. It's not us, it's WWE and their pigs (like you).
>>19506663Seeing as you're 50 or so, you also said the same shit about AJ Styles in TNA back when you were just a lonely 30 year old bald man.
>>19506655>WWE has had like 20 years and 100 different luchadores and you still use phrase "next Rey">You know why?Because no luchadore on Earth is good enough to be the next Rey. There is no next Rey. You won't find one in WWE, or AEW, or AAA, or CMLL, or anywhere else. He's literally one of a kind. It's like trying to find the next Andre. Not gonna fucking happen.
>>19506589>if he was in WWE he'd be ruined. e-drones would hoot about a new toy for five minutes before they went back to drooling, but his career would be over. don't concern yourself with the opinions of pigs.
>>19506678What point are you trying to make? AJ Styles was always dimes and everybody knew he could make it anywhere he went. It makes no sense to compare him to a run of the mill dimeless shitter like Bandido.
>>19506681What carried Rey more than people want to admit is that WCW dubbed him the Human Highlight Reel and would show clip packages of his best moves to get over that while there were many cruiserweights, he was the best. The entire LWO angle was basically every luchador vs Rey Mysterio. But the funny thing was to smarks at the time, Juventud Guerrera was better. But dammit, it's better to be over than to be good (I am not saying Rey isn't good but I am calling him overrated.)
>>19506698Because you're a console warrior faggot.
>>19506698You wouldn't be saying that if he wasn't in WWE and he was in AEW, and you know it, piggie.
>>19506707So you're just making up headcanon and pretending I think things I don't think because you've got no argument. I accept your surrender.>>19506710Why isn't AJ in AEW right now?
>>19506710Because he's signed with WWE and AEW didn't exist yet when he signed with WWE (plus he's already planning to retire)
>>19506574>better than Rey ever was>pulls off 5-star matches every time he breathesDelusional.
>>19506734What is it with you Gen Xers? What makes you so rude? There is no surrender to accept. In my head, WWE is your life. Prove me wrong.
>>19506746>being so mad you replied to the wrong postKEK. Styles could've let his contract with WWE expire and signed with AEW. Why didn't he? Could it be because he already lived through TNA once and he didn't want to experience a much worse version of it with Tony Khan replacing Dixie Carter?
>>19506793>In my head, WWE is your lifeThis nigga just flat out admitting to making up headcanon
>>19506807Because he said his plan was to retire in WWE, and when he said that, AEW wouldn't even exist yet. But what does that have to do with the other thing? You wouldn't be saying he was always dimes if he wasn't in WWE and he was in AEW, and you know it, piggie. If he were in AEW you'd be saying that he is a dimeless flippy shitter faggot that nobody cares. If Bandido were in AEW, you'd be saying he was always dimes and everybody knew he could make it anywhere he went (which is absolutely true).
>>19506835>Because he said his plan was to retire in WWE, and when he said that, AEW wouldn't even exist yet.Why didn't he change his plan and decide to retire in AEW instead? The fact he could've signed with AEW and didn't has you bubblin' because you know it means Big Bible AJ thinks AEW is beneath him. And he's right.>WELL IF HE WAS IN AEW...But he isn't in AEW because he knows it's a dumpster fire.
>>19506595He ignored this kek
>>19506835>If Bandido were in AEWKek I didn't even catch that. You're so mad you tried to type WWE and accidentally typed AEW holy shit bro that's platinum mad
>>19506734>Why isn't AJ in AEW right now?Lost his elite status years ago
>>19506872>years ago>posts a webm from a few days agoAre you okay, anon? Is your Alzheimer's flaring up again?
>>19506574>NOTICE ME E-CHAD SENPAI, PLEASE VALIDATE ME, YOU LIKE MY FLIPPY BEANER RIGHT, RIGHT?Damn this is grim lil broLuchadors suck btw
>>19506864>>19506872Exactly, AJ has hinted many times that he's only in WWE for the money and to retire. He's already done what he needed to do, and WWE allows him to be less physically demanding of himself. In AEW, the work pace is much more intense, and he's nearing 50. AJ is now only thinking about securing his future without risking injury or further straining his body, and he knows that in WWE he can rest easy since he doesn't have to do much. He has the right to think that way; he's already done everything he needed to do in the industry.
>>19506896>trying this hard to make excuses for AJ rejecting the chance to join AEWTony the money mark would've happily given AJ a bigger paycheck than WWE, let him have whatever schedule he wanted, and let him wrestle however he wanted. And still AJ didn't bite. You know why? Because he knows a shitshow when he sees one and wants no part of it.
>>19506913>he knows a shitshow when he sees one and wants no part of it.EEEExcuse meeeeeeee?????Don't blame me, he's the one who prefers not to overexert himself and knows that he doesn't need to in WWE.
>>19506574Sorry, I don't think the modern style or modern wrestling is good. Rey will always be better.
>>19506574ok
>>19506926He wouldn't need to overexert himself in AEW either. Tony lets his talent do whatever they want in the ring for better or worse.
>>19506942>I have no arguments or criteria, I only belong to a cult of shit-eating piggies
Everyone knows AJ is going to AEW in the next 6 months and Bandido managed to turn it around after an absolute disaster 2023-4. >>19506956
>>19506961>you don't like any modern wrestling from any promotion? >E-DRONE YOU'RE AN E-DRONEAEW has destroyed your brain.
Many are saying this
>>19506614At least you're an honest little piggy
>>19506574>he's so kewl guys, he just is okay, I say soWhat makes him so great? How does he stand out from the rest of the hundreds of masked luchadores?
