Hello again, good people of /pw/. Tonight, K-WAB Wrestling is proud to announce the creation of our secondary show. This show will replace the weekly preview threads, as those had little purpose other than to announce the card. Hype Zone will mostly be a recap and discussion show, but each episode will also have some original content including 1-3 preshow matches. These will generally be short and simple matches so that the videos can be produced quickly and easily. Tonight, we have three good ones for you:>Cactus Jack Vs Harry Pothead>Jerry "The King" Lawler Vs Lord Steven Regal>Eddie Guerrero Vs PsicosisAnd of course, each episode of Hype Zone will also include the reveal of the opening promo for the next episode of Saturday Night Metal. And for this special inaugural episode of Hype Zone, we have a few special announcements as well. It's time to GET HYPED with the first edition of K-WAB Hype Zone. Intro Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/0v4170.mp3>Official K-WAB Channel:https://www.bitchute.com/channel/ANkif28xbBNW>Official K-WAB Email Address:pepevonerich@proton.me
We are pleased to announce that contract negotiations have been successfully concluded with one Ryback Reeves. It was not easy to get him on board, but he has finally agreed to come out of retirement and give us one more run. You wanted him, you got him! Ryback has signed a long-term contract and will be making his debut this Saturday.
>>19508256based, welcome back GOAT
>>19508256Is this the Horsecord general?
>>19508256Damn I was hoping you died
Welcome back.
>>19508466But enough about what your dad says to you when you crawl out of the basement to raid the fridge
Now let's take a look at the card for Saturday. It includes:>Randy "Macho Man" Savage Vs The Iron Sheik in a special "loser-pays-for-the-drugs" match>Sting Vs HHH>Loco Bandito Vs Brody King>Ryback Vs Harambe>ICP Vs A Mystery Team for the K-WAB Tag Team Championships
>>19508444>>19508481>>19508495It's good to be back. After doing Samhain Sacrifice and Episode 10 back to back my brother and myself required a break but now we are ready to bring the KINO again.
Who will be the mystery team? Some of you might be able to guess based on the outline, but the rest of you will just have to wait until the big reveal. AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT, the mystery team will be revealed
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, weighing 287 pounds...the hardcore legend, Cactus Jack!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/UniBgkcKwzNNEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/bzj41p.mp3
How long will it take Lundy and his gay butt buddy FairTroon to find the thread so they can fill it with their cries this time?
And his opponent...from an underground pot farm somewhere in Humboldt County, weighing 216 pounds...he is the wizard of weed, Harry Pothead!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/twAEQyBAJKdtEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/efh1uw.mp3
And here we go with our first pre-show match...Cactus Jack Vs Harry Pothead!https://www.bitchute.com/video/fHFe9nENtKnt
>>19508646oh not long I'm sure lol
>>19508546totally understandable, do what you gotta do man
Here is your winner...Cactus Jack!
On episode 10 of Saturday Night Metal, we witnessed the crowning of a new K-WAB World Heavyweight Champion, though not without some controversy. Vader interfered in the match, dealing serious damage to both competitors, with Flair receiving the worst of it. However, in a display of fine sportsmanship, Sabu and the Nature Boy teamed up to drive Vader out. After a thrilling finale, Sabu finally managed to pin the champion and become the second man to hold that belt. However, as per the contract stipulations, Ric Flair will receive a rematch at a time of his choosing.
I'm here with the winner of our last match, Cactus Jack. Mick...do you have anything to say to the good people of peedub?>It's great to be back RIGHT HERE on /pw/!!!!
>>19508889uhhh I gotta say I just...you know...didn't really like that match very much. It was just a little too uhhhhhhhh violent and um,messy for me. Yeah, uhhh...you know, I like my matches to be like uh works of fine dance, and like, that one was uhhhh more like uh...a train wreck yeah. congratulations to sabu and all but uhhh I just didn't think it was all that great.
here's my uhhhh, official review. I give it...you know, a score of uhhh 63%. That's about 3 stars because it did have a few like...you know, high spots and the storytelling was uhhhh okay. and you know, my dog seemed to enjoy it so it got a small uhhh bonus for that too.
>>19508911glad to see mick finally get a win. he might be cringe these days but i liked him as a wrestler.
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Memphis, Tennessee, weighing 243 pounds...everyone please kneel in respect to Jerry "The King" Lawler!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/TPCCx9ip4X6PEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/sxofvo.mp3
And his opponent...from Blackpool, England, weighing 243 pounds...he is the real man's man, Lord Steven Regal!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/qu0a0m5mDDnaEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/969h76.mp3
And now Jerry Lawler and Lord Steven Regal will duke it out to settle their old dispute from the rumble on SNME6https://www.bitchute.com/video/a5OUqAv7salr
>>19509179get his ass regal
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...Lord Steven Regal!
For anyone who might want to catch up on previous shows, here is a list of links:Saturday Night Metal Ep. 10: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19331735Samhain Sacrifice Night 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19202363Samhain Sacrifice Night 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19187849Saturday Night Metal Ep. 9: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19031496Saturday Night Metal Ep. 8: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18976080Saturday Night Metal Ep. 7: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18926176Saturday Night Metal Ep. 6: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18812145Saturday Night Metal Ep. 5: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18761416Saturday Night Metal Ep. 4: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18700473Saturday Night Metal Ep. 3: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18636314Saturday Night Metal Ep. 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18303396Saturday Night Metal Ep. 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18232795Independence Day Rumble: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18159930
We had a real barn burner on the last episode of Metal, somewhat literally in this case. During the Captain Confederate/Hangman Page match, a bunch of farm animals were somehow released into the 4chan Municipal Arena, resulting in a good time for all. A few anons got shit on their shoes and one anon got attacked by an angry pig, but other than that it was great. After his victory, Captain Confederate has offered to teach Hangman Page to be a true redneck. No idea what that will involve, but it probably involves a lot of alcohol and some significant expenditure of ammunition. We do not yet know if Hangman Page has accepted the Captain's generous offer, but we will be keeping an eye on this developing story. Match Link:https://www.bitchute.com/video/jFC4KHEry8sB
>>19509509uhhhh yeah this one was...you know, really good. I don't uhhh usually like these...like, comedy matches and everything...but uhhh this one was good. it really made my dog go crazy from all the uhhhhhhhh animal noises so he had a lot of fun too. and you know...just to be uhh a good sport and everything, I went ahead and uhhh rated this match a 92 just because I uhhh know how much you guys like that, you know, number. but uhhh yeah good match, it was fun. 4.5 stars for this one.
Alright, everyone...the stroke of midnight is upon us. That means it is time for the mystery team to be revealed at last! Who could it be? Click below and watch this little mini-movie to find out.https://www.bitchute.com/video/9tuAlUqujNUf
>How long will it take Lundy and his gay butt buddy FairTroon to find the thread so they can fill it with their cries this time?
That's right, the mystery team is the zombie duo known as The Outbreak. they will go up against ICP this Saturday with the tag team championships on the line!
>>19509568fucking amazing
>OOOH YEAH it's the Macho Maaaan Randy Savage and I'm comin back once again and this time I got my eye on you, Iron Sheik ooh yeeeah. Now the Macho Man is not gonna lie, I do owe the Sheik a lot of money for all the drugs he's shared with me over the years. But this Saturday, we're gonna settle it with a little double or nothin bet oooh yeeah. So make sure you tune in on Saturday Night to see me beat down this camel fucking piss smellin sand nigger and snap into him like a slim jim OOOOH YEEEEEAH!!!!
>>19509568GOATed
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from El Paso, Texas, weighing 220 pounds...this is the notorious Latino Heat, Eddie Guerrero!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/GTCpJ4rs4BlvEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/xy61nw.mp3
And his opponent...making his K-WAB debut...he is from the insane asylum in Tijuana, weighing 200 lbs...he is the loco luchador, Psicosis!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/KJdl4pWa7G3xEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/yv2hzh.mp3
Here we go with the last of our preshow matches. I decided to end the trio with a nice cruiserweight banger between Eddie Guerrero and Psicosis.https://www.bitchute.com/video/izl1HRIJJCVR
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...Eddie Guerrero!
>>19508530>ryback vs a literal gorillahow are we supposed to tell them apart?
Autistic bastards of /pw/, I have some very good news for you all. K-WAB Wrestling will soon be recruiting people for a new division. Anyone who is interested will have the opportunity to get a contract with K-WAB and go up against other anons for a chance at glory. This new shoot fighting division will consist of non-worked matches. That means each competitor will have an equal chance to win and the videos will be presented without cuts or messy finishes. President Von Erich assures me that he is committed to making these contests as fair as they can be. More information will be given on Saturday, so for now just think about what kind of character you might like to play.
>>19509906ok now this has my interest. i might be interested in joining up if the terms are right.
>>19509906>HOLY SHIT>HOLY SHIT
>>19509673i'd like to hear sheiky baby respond to this
bump
>>19509568give this shit an oscar
>>19509740isn't psicosis the guy who slapped konnan?
>>19510809actually that was psicosis 2, i think this>>19509724 is meant to be the original.
>>19509906it's finna get gud now
>>19509906BT vs wheels when?
>>19508256dimes
>>19510809no but that guy was hella based
>>19508456Ask your mom. She's sucking one off as we speak.
>>19512347this is just a rumor but I heard that anon's mom was able to deep throat a clydesdale horse without even choking. gotta admit that's some skill, she may be a wanton bestial whore but at least she's good for something (unlike her useless son lol)
>>19509790lol ryback more liek silverback, amirite?
>>19512413That post would have been a lot funnier on Planet Retard, but you can tell it to everyone in the BLACK HOLE!!
>>19512802kek. easy there brother, I was talking about this guy >>19508456. no need for friendly fire, I imagine your mom is probably a nice person. also I can't really get hostile with anyone who remembers Nightmare, that game was the tits. I still have my old Nightmare game from the 90s, it's one of the few childhood items I still have.
>>19512802I used to play as Baron Samedi or Gevaudan, which one was your favorite?
>>19510094Ask and you shall receive. Here's a few words from the Iron Sheik.https://files.catbox.moe/k8pgcf.mp3
>>19513476kek fucking based
>>19513476the accent is actually pretty well done, that surprised me
>>19509568WHOOP WHOOP!
>>19513476promo's good
>>19509638those guys are fucking dimes, hope you do them justice
I went ahead and recorded the Macho Man's promo too. Enjoy.https://files.catbox.moe/mv6uc3.mp3
>>19515945I like it, pretty good impression
