I heard they have record profits. That means they have the best food.
it tastes like shit.
>>19513577>food analogyholy kwabola fatsola
>>19513577I've never heard this analogy before, did you come up with it yourself?
Yes that is correct.
>>19513593>>19513602>no rebuttalkwab
>>19513577Wrestling isn't fast food though pal.its something you grab when you are in a hurry or don't want to cook.You trannies need to stop embarrassing yourself.
>>19513577Jew boomer gave this all the stars. That means it's the best food.
>>19513577Correct
>>19513577Actually profits are down for McDonald's. It's like some kind of recent change negatively effected everything. You could almost say something has been fumbled.
>>19513577By any intelligent commentator, AKA people focused on the financials, yes that does indeed make them the best at what they do. The corporation of McDonalds is there to sell hamburgers and make profit which they objectively do better than Dan’s Burger Shack in your hometown. It literally does not matter in any sense whatsoever if Dan’s burgers are “good” or “tasty” or not.
>>19513710>it doesn’t matter how tasty food is it only shareholder dividends matterDo you people listen to yourselves lmao
>>19513577Nobody says this anymore but Burger King rapes McDonald’s these days
>>19513650>takes over an iconic national brand of a non-US country>pushes their low quality slop and service all over it, and crossover shit with completely different brands that nobody asked for>insane employee turnover because no one wants to work at this place anymore and they don't want to pay them>forces it to be staffed with subpar foreign workers who have horrible accents>brand loses its name value and becomes so americanized, customers start unironically switching to mcdonalds because it's slightly less shittysounds like something else I know
>>19513593Both WWE and McDonalds are slop so its an excellent analogy
>>19513577>still trying to use the fast food analogyIf WWE is the McDonald's of wrestling than AEW is the White Castle of wrestling. Literally.
>>19513765Why don't you like WWE? Not enough gay blowjob spots for ya?
>>19513815jew propaganda slop and they wrestle in slow motion mostly
Man nothing makes me madder than when those spooks give me old and brown fries.
>>19513815>Why don't you like WWE? Not enough gay blowjob spots for ya?
>>19513710>appeal to authority
>>19513710E-drones are something else lmfao
the is the best movie ever
>>19513577Big Ronald McDonald board
>>19513625>its something you grab when you are in a hurry or don't want to cook.lol, do you believe this about fucking mcdonalds?
>>19513650AEW wouldn't be Burger King, they'd be something nobody knows like Red Robin.
>>19513710quality > quantity
Burger King mogs egregiously. 'd fucking 'o.
>>19513577WE LOVE MCDONALD'S HERE!
their mcgriddles are top tier and their quarter pounder is 10/10so yes
>>19514022AEW is the chinese restaurant that fails every health inspection and has rat turds in the lo mein
AEW is Elden Ring. A modern masterpiece that will forever stand the test of time. Some may not have the capacity engage with it but for those who can, it's one of the most rewarding experiences out there.WWE is Fortnite. The most popular by building an audience of children and man babies who want to be fed neverending brainless slop and are just there for the dances and pop culture references
>>19514168AEW is that expedition 33 gamea soulless and ugly pastiche of better, older and foreign titles mistaking flashy bullshit for style, trying to pop lapsed fans and twitter trannies who don't know any better, paying for industry praise and yearly awards, and claiming to be the independent underdog while being developed rich neposhitters and having a massive mainstream budget and a team size of hundreds
>>19514235>AEW is that expedition 33 gameso you agree aew is the best of the year then nice
>>19514235>Smallest budget but beats out AAA companies for GOTYShit you're right
>>19514235Why the fuck have you been sperging out about that game for 12 hours? It’s a decent rpg in a year of shitty games. Get over yourself.
>>19513577McDonald’s is the most consistent food restaurant in the world. You can get it in over 100 countries in the world and expect the same quality food. No other restaurant can match that.
>>19514384good pig
>>19514398But enough about your childhood knickname
>>19514384Consistently shit in 100 countries, just like wwe
I guess taylor swift is currently the greatest musician due to record profits.
>>19513577>A look back at the start of the McDonald's chainMcDonald's started in 1940 when brothers Richard and Maurice McDonald opened their first restaurant, initially a barbecue drive-in, in San Bernardino, CaliforniaCorrect. I'd say a business lasting 100 years is quite the success.
>>19513730If I make more money, I can afford the top gourmet meals for myself. Why should I care for your suffering?
>>19513898not actually an appeal to authorityi understand you just finished critical thinking 101 and, like every naive student, you're desperate to apply these sophmoric principles to everything you see for the next few months, but you can't even get the basics right
>>19513940"POPULAR BAD, UNPOPULAR GOOD" is the only argument AEWtists can muster now kek. Hate to tell you this, xir, but AEW is unpopular specifically because it fucking sucks and is worse than WWE. There are no other factors at play. It's bad. That's it.
>>19514835>only experts can have the right answerdouble digit iq
>>19514168>>19514235If you retards wanna make vidya analogies then WWE is Fortnite and AEW is Concord.
>>19514124I still have the RocDonalds commemorative glass mug that came with this meal.
>>19513614lose weight
>the greatest video game ever
>>19513625>Wrestling isn't fast food though pal.it's the fast food of entertainment
>>19514953Capeshit and/or reality TV is the fast food of entertainment. Modern wrestling is nowhere near popular enough to be fast food in any analogy if we're being honest.
>>19513577>6 years later>still using the same tired analogy as to why AEW is good despite no one giving a shit about itMaybe it's time to just accept that AEW isnt as good as you think it is. Ever think of that?
>>19514953not even closeTikTok or trashy reality TV is way ahead of wrestling
>>19514022Red Robin’s a sit down restaurant though.
According to Meltzer, AEW has had like 25 more 5 star matches than WWE. Surely that means AEW's TV deal is bigger, right?
>>19515061WWE makes AEW's entire 3 year tv deal in a single year just from ESPN for their PLE's. Not sure if anyone else realized this yet.
>>19514436WWE is more popular in other countries. Have you seen the earth shattering pops in other countries? WWE is white hot. Other countries have been begging for a wrestlemania
>>19515067we don't pretend we work for AEW, so we don't really care
>>19513577>That means they have the best food.if billions of people around the world keep coming back to eat there wouldnt that be true?
>>19515127yeah and heroine, crack and fent is great
