"...Well you see Cody, the problem is the fans are literally too stupid to realize how good the retirement match was! "Wow great insight Cena thanks
>>19515838He is right though
>>19515838Cena is admitting that current wrestling is avant-garde bourgeoise bullshit and the commonfolk are not astute enough to understand what deconstruction and end of history is. Great fucking take cena, he truly embraced cultural marxism. Read us an excerpt of judith butler or baudrillard next time ya fucking bitch
>>19515838>My Farewell Tour was supposed to be a symbol of the stages of human life from birth to death, minus everything that happens after age 2 and before age 87. When you're a baby, you scowl and hug people. When you're withered and grey, you smile as you peacefully leave this life behind in a chokehold that you tap out to even though this does nothing on your deathbed and you die anyway but peacefully and artfully. I thought this was would be obvious.
>>19515891>Deconstruction of a popular character or franchise for woke/hollyweird/agendaHmm. Haven't actually thought about it that way, brushed it off as mostly incompetence. Well I guess the Rock won the feud and Cody got to be Guile in Hell
>>19515838cena should let cody dress him
>>19516011He's hollywood so a professional picked this out forhim.
>>19515980You are right anon. It is incompetence. The wrestling zeitgeist is so fucked and was shoot hijaked by theater kids and book club faggots that they allowed Big Match John to ponder to xitterfags and wrestletubers like that tjpw film major faggot meerkat
>>19515838You can tell he was seething that nobody like his shitty retirement run
this whole final run was a disasterits the only time in Cena's entire career where every single person wanted him to go on Superman run and they turned him heel and then had him lose a bunchmarks, smarks, casual followers, people who dont even watch wrestling had the same reaction
>>19515838Based Cena got them seething by making ART
>>19515838The retirement match with Gunther was fine in a vacuum. The terrible retirement tour ruined the weight it would have had. Gooner was not the unstoppable monster that finally made Superman tap, he was the latest guy in a line who beat the shit out of Cena behind Bork, Cody, and Liv fucking Morgan. The only wins he got are from acting like a chicken-shit heel nutshoting people, and needing Travis Scott.
>>19515891That "cinema" bullshit wouldn't even be bad if they wrote it well but instead they just do random shit and expect you to headcanon your own story. If cena had teased tapping out all year, and barely survived each match it would make sense. Or if gunther went out of his way to make sure cena couldn't pass out it would have made sense. Instead we got no build and instead people have to cope and come up with random rationalizations out of their ass.
>le subverted expectationsLol. No wonder Reddit likes this shit.
Cena had a great career. This entire year was even a list of firsts and what ifs, leaving nothing on the table. Why wouldn't he tap out too?
>>19518909that part. they really fumbled cena's retirement run on the grand scheme of things
>>19519939Which begs the question, how the fuck can people seriously still want Cody to turn heel? After what a fucking dogshit year this was, especially the John Cena Wet Fart Farewell tour being booked to be some of the most forgettable shit imaginable. Ain't no way Triple Nose and TKO can be trusted to book Cody anything close to being a credible heel
>>19515838He's literally right
>>19520902Yeah they can. They'd just have an actual storyline and not base it around someone who will abandon the story.
>>19520902with cody none of this shit will happen because he's a mark for himself and not le company guy like cena, unless there is an actually good story set in stone he will just refuse to turn heel.
>>19519057Yeah, it was a great retirement run where he pretty much did it all and had a shitton of great moments plus left something behind for the future
>>19521179It was complete dogshit and had multiple jump the shark moments
To be fair you have to be pretty high IQ to understand the implication of a nigger shuffling to the ring for 15 minutes.
I hate when wrestlers go hollywood and come back and try to inject that bullshit into pro wrestling matches. It never works.