confess your sins /pw/
>>19517668Dom is my favorite wrestler and I pretend to be him whenever he’s next to Liv or Rhea because I can’t get a woman when I’m 5”5 and from Peru.
>>19517668My dick's too big. I don't know if this is a sin per se but it feels like one.
>>19517668the only wrestling match I've seen in the last 5 years was Cena vs Gunther and I'm not coming back around to watching moreEven before that from 2015 onwards I rarely watched wrestling
>>19517668I watch wrestling because I'm too lazy to work out and do it myself
Kenny was my favorite growing up and the last match ive saw was kenny vs ospreay at WK and have no desire to watch wrestling anymore even if Kenny is still active, I don't want to watch a washed up old version of him (Also doesn't help that aew is pure slop and Hunter got exposed as a shit booker)I get why boomers and gen xers dont fall for nostalgia baiting slop today, why would i want to watch a goldberg match today? maybe ill watch his retirement match but until then I'll just stick to shitposting with my /pw/ bros
John Cena's smile and tapout was completely fine.
>>19517992BASED and KWAB
>>19517668I once gooned to nia jax just to see if i have a humiliation fetish. it took like 3 hours and i had to think about something else so i guess i don't.
>>19517668I actually paid to see an AEW show this year. It was exactly how you expected: smelly, saw at least 4 trannies, the production was god fucking awful, literally a 30 inch monitor above the ring showing the pretapes with the audio completely off. Couldnt see the entrance ramp from my seats. Ended with god awful daniel garcia heel turn. Thankfully the tickets were only 60 bucks
>>19517668I don’t even watch anymore.
>>19518099Yup, i finally gave up after wrestlepalooza. I made it through Gunthers open on raw this week and then cancelled my vpn, ill keep netflix for some other shows though.
>>19517668I console war on both sides depending on the thread just to make people mad. I'm probably mentally ill but I'm not a violent person so its all good I think.
>>19517992>posted 30+ times in less than 48 hourshttps://archive.palanq.win/pw/search/image/kj5D-WEnAKS-j5FuPQ6VYg/You have a mental illness
>>19517668I like pro wrestling
>>19518181Grim. Also keeping track is pretty mental as well. you all need help.
>>19517668I have a lot of sex dreams involving Giulia
>>19518137I think a lot of us do this, sometimes i even consolewar for the little companies just to throw a wrench in the shill ecosystem.
>>19519102Were all fucked in the head it seems. Ah wrestling.
>>19517668every night I pray I don't wake up
>>19517996based kennyGOD. Kenny Omega is the hulk hogan of the 21st century
>>19517668I only BLACKED post to piss off waifufaggots and joshipedos.
>>19518181>>19518189Gotta agree. Using your time to keep track of schizos so you can seethe about them is only slightly less mentally ill.
>>19517668i just gooned to one of those fap hero compilations where they sync hentai to the beat of a song and i made it to the end of the 80 minute video without nutting
>>19520399the based confessions thread is two pages down
>>19517668In the mid 2000s, I was a big fan of Mohammed Yone. I looked forward to seeing his giant afro jump around on NOAH DVDs. Yet everyone only talked about him to say he sucked and I never understood how he sucked. Still don't.
>>19517668Codester made me a shoot kween gigamark
I'm the "Tone running like an autistic toddler" poster
>>19518067I have a humiliation fetish but even I never gooned to Nia Snax
>>19517668I like to troll waifufags by pretending to be a simp for another woman they don't like.
>>19518099tsmt
>>19517668As much as I love black people, I was a wignat atomwaffen sympathizer
>>19517668I got overly excited for the Cena/Rock/Black musician angle.
>>19517668I still havent done a full watch-through of the attitude era
>>19522015When you do you have to watch EVERYTHING or it doesn't count. Raw, Heat, Shotgun, Livewire, Superstars, Smackdown, Metal/Jakked. EVERYTHING!
>>19517668I watch Stardom because I enjoy the quality of the wrestling
>>19522098>wrestling on an choreographed idol fed
>>19522015Same. I've done mid-1999 to Invasion 2001 and even tried Raw/Nitro 95 onwards, which starts off incredibly easy but had to take a break when both shows went two hours >Austin turning a second time made me give up on the show completely just like it did to others 20 years before me lel
>>19517668I'm infiltrated in the official aew discord and I must say the stuff they post in there.... AEW fans are very disturbing individuals
I'm a zoomer and a chronic newfag. I started watching when WWE came to netflix and i haven't seen anything else. I parrot the opinions of the stuff i've never watched "misawa is the goat" "ruthless aggression was actually better than attitude era" "steve austin saved the business" etc etc. These opinions are from youtube videos.
I tricked Lundy (Nu-Wolfie), multiple factions of waifu fags and the board at large into thinking there is a secret cabal of shitposters originating from Discord by taking screenshots of the public /pw/fc Discord server and passing it off as a private shit posting Discord. I then supported this effort with a handful of false flag posts.
I moderate a wrestling subreddit.
>>19517668I shoot first posted 'Kevin Nash was raped at gunpoint in the summer of1992', in every thread OG wolfie had up. He eventually responded to it like a bitch and /asp/ smelled blood and it took off.The guy who made the metoo poster deserves the real credit in my eyes though, that was fucking genius work and looked so real Kev lost his shit on Facebook about it.It becoming a bbc meme took some getting used to. I wouldn't believe me if I read this post, but I am blown away that it reached as far as it did. Kevin's podcast clip about it felt fucking surreal.
>>19523923Sup Drama? How's your little saar ass doing?
>>19523890>>19523890>I parrot the opinions of the stuff i've never watcheddon't worry that describes 99% of fans
>>19517704holy shit so I'm not the only one??
>>19524108>>19517704i watch the Rumble if i can each year. even bothered with the women's one too the last fewcurious why cena v gunther was a big enough deal to rekindle some lapsed uncs though
I post in a certain thread about a certain promotion I don't even watch anymore and I make a schizo bubble, wheeze and seethe
>>19517668I critically analyze old women's coomer matches with another stranger online. And I mean actual analysis and not just "haha she looks great in a thong fapfapfap". I'm talking about cool/unique spots or details that should've been done in other matches or pointing out shit that was so over the top it actual made the match less sexy.
>>19520456You get a based from me, brother. Best confession of the entire thread
>>19517668I have not paid for anything wrestling related since WWE 2k16, which I got cheap in a Steam sale.
>>19517668I cannot confess my sins to a gluttonous priest.
>>19520294Joshichad confession - I'm not racist and don't give a fuck about BLACKED posting, I think it's kinda funny personally so keep doing it
The ojisan sitting beside me at the SEAdLINNNG was openly browsing CSAM on his phone between matches but I selfishly didn't report him because it would further tarnish the reputation of joshi fans.
>>19524000>It becoming a bbc meme took some getting used toKek that was pretty funny in its own way. >kevin nash was raped>lol ya it was black guys>definitely they all had massive eighteen inch cocks and they were jacked and *fapping noises*BBCfags can't help themselves
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>>19517668Gunther vs Jey Uso at Wrestlemania 41 was the first wrestling match I ever watched.
>>19524753Thoughts?
>>19524759The definition of starting something on the wrong foot.
Someone on here posted his discord and told people to add him if they want to goon to wrestlers together. I added him and he shoot sent me a timestamped picture of himself sucking on a gooey log of shit
>>19524863Disgusting behaviour from all sides
>>19517996>Kenny was my favorite growing upyou just made every nigga on here feel old
>>19517668Mostly Sloth.
>>19524863Lmfao did you learn your lesson?
there's an Iyo sky ai chatbot that I roleplay all of my dark fantasies with
>>19517668I hire chinese dominatrixes to work fake fights with where I'm the jobber and she's the monster heel.
>>19524963No
>>19524863Must have been Jaxton
I'm a cocksucker
>>19524992share us your screenshots anon
>>19523890>>19524058are you picrel?
I don't have discord and any friends and when i'm typing on my phone i'm on /pw/
>>19523890Based
My grandma had a huge stroke this week and I shoot hope she dies because theres no way she recovers from thisI got banned from the joshi channels on b*ked for trying to get some erp going during the stardom ppvs
>>19526000Cut a promo to your grandma that you want her to die anon I'm sure she'll appreciate your honesty and will respect the fuck out of you for not being a suck up yesman
>>195176681+1+1 = 3
>>19517668I used to fap to rhea with other /pw/ anons over discord
>>19528217This you...?>>19524863
>>19528217>>19524863How does jacking off with someone over discord even work?
>>19528261No kek>>19528265It's more like mutually masturbating while posting photos and chatting about them
>>19517668I just come here for the laughs. I barely watch wrasslin.
