>SmackDown Introhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewBX-lfukScWWE SmackDown returns this evening live at 8/7c from the Van Andel Arena in Grand Rapids, Michigan* Heading into tonight’s show, there are no matches advertised.>Last Week's Top 10 Momentshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu0y1rQ2pZk>Parking Lot Brawl: Eddie Guerrero vs. John Cenahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3KJO4YKcOA
>>19517710>no matches advertised>no milly
>>19517710Worst booker of the year continues to disappoint
I’m here for Buddy’s wife.
>>19517712You don't want to know the matches
In for Codeman
>>19517710WWE is so dog shit. My honest belief is that the people still left watching this slop are only tuning in out of habit at this point
>>19517750better than gayew
>>19517710Heel booker working the marks into a seething rage once agane. you love to see it.
>>19517769>better than gayew
Asuka and kairi lose to Nia and lash kek
>>19517787This shit is pre-taped? Holy fuck you just saved me 3 hours. Thank you bro
>>19517787>>19517794Samefagging
>>19517797take your meds schizo
>>19517794This was pretaped from Monday nightRaw. So now they’re gonna do the raw taping tonight as well and next Monday is pretaped so the wrestlers can have the week off.
>>19517801>inspect element photoshopMany such cases
Isn't today live and next week taped?
>>19517819no one is going through all that trouble to prove one schizo on a mongolian basket weaving website wrong lil bro
>>19517710I already miss him bros
>>19517826There was some confusion but no. They are airing the show they taped on monday and the fans are watching a double taping of next weeks shows.
>>19517851No worries, he is coming back to finish the story
>>19517871What? So when are they filming next weeks Smack?
>>19517710I watch for she
>>19517827>mongolian basket weaving websiteI thought it was a cambodian horse polo forum.
>>19517880Presumably normal schedule I think.
>>19517710I don't see a lot of Joshipedo threads anymore I wonder if they started killing themselves, it is the season with more suicides after all.
>ABC running damage control for Logan and his brother with a feel-good interview with his momTKO & Paul doing everything they possibly can to fix his Logan's image. They must really think this kid is the future of WWE, or only care about the sponsorship money from PRIME.
>>19517919Nah one of them is still hanging around every thread making sure you don’t make fun of iyo.
>>19517924His work unironically looks much better than 95% of the roster. He's done stupid shit in the past that's for sure but yes they want him to be the future or at least part of it.
>No ilja
>>19517880I just said. they are filming next week tonight
>>19517710>Heading into tonight’s show, there are no matches advertised.
A sneak peek of what's to come in 2026
Tonight’s card:>Cody Rhodes has a message for Drew McIntyre >Angel and Berto vs DIY>We hear from Aleister Black>Lexis King answers Ilja Dragunov’s open challenge for the US Championship>Chelsea Green throws a celebration for the secret hervice>R-Truth and Joe Hendry take on The Miz and Kit Wilson>pre-taped Rhea Ripley video package>Solo Sikoa vs Bo Dallas in a no disqualification match
>>19518018Nigga spoilers are out already for almost a week
>>19518043Nah that was spoilers from what they filmed in advance on MondayThese are spoilers for what they’re filming tonight
>>19518043Hoggies is just a very petty man and I can't blame him, if God made me fat, crippled and autistic I would also lash out against the world and happier people than me.
>>19518068Don’t respond to me with your obsessed boogeyman shit.
>>19518043>>19518068Post the real card then?
>>19518076Don't tell me who to reply to hoggy the cripmick
>>19518079Damian Priest promo was interrupted by an attacking Aleister Black, who later laid him out backstage.Nia Jax and Lash Legend had a backstage segment before their match with Kabuki Warriors. Jax & Legend defeated Asuka & Kairi Sane, but the scene ended with Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss chasing everyone off.Giulia gets a backstage promo before defeating Alba Fyre in a matchIlja Dragunov & Carmelo Hayes defeat #DIY (Johnny Gargano & Tommaso Ciampa)A tag match between The Wyatt Sicks’ Dexter Lumis & Joe Gacy and MFTs JC Mateo & Tonga Loa ended in a no contest.
>>19518148Well I prefer >>19518018
>>19517710>wasting trick’s debut on a taped episodeKWABthe saw they had jevon and oba and decided they don’t care about the middle stage of the niggamon evolution anymore
>>19517811so the episode of smack tonight that we the at-home audience will be seeing is what was taped on monday?but they’re also holding smack tonight, which is taped to show next week, and they’re taping monday’s raw too?
>>19518018>>Lexis King answers Ilja Dragunov’s open challenge for the US Championshipcome on now
>>19518557This episode of Smackdown is the taped one we didn’t see on Monday. Next mondays episode of raw will be the one taped tonight after Smackdown.
She’s doing her best.
Kiana is so hot
Liv will be on raw
Rhea!
>>19518671VAQ
Not very flattering.
>>19518680Why isn't she smiling? Ungrateful cunt
Nicki.
And Nikki for the Stephanie face off again.
>>19518018>Lexis King answers Ilja Dragunov’s open challenge for the US ChampionshipDIMES
>>19518018>>Lexis KingI am a registered lex offender
>>19518696Man, she's underrated
>>19518730Eh she’s got a trashy smoker face.
>>19517710https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8zghV4uy-A
>>19517710https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPunhn3RAzE
>>19518018>Chelsea Green throws a celebrationHow many times has this shit happened
>>19519120Why is HHH not doing holiday special matches anymore
Amazon position with Jade.
- Damian Priest made his way out to cut a promo on Aleister Black and Zelina. That would then lead to Black and Zelina coming out and attacking Priest. - "The Irresistible Force" Nia Jax and "The Boujee Bully" Lash Legend appeared in a backstage segment. - Aleister Black attacked Damian Priest again in a backstage segment. - "The Irresistible Force" Nia Jax and "The Boujee Bully" Lash Legend def. WWE Women's Tag Team Champions The Kabuki Warriors ("The Empress of Tomorrow" Asuka and "The Pirate Princess" Kairi Sane) in a Non-Title Match. After the match, "The Queen" Charlotte Flair and Alexa Bliss made their way out and cleared the ring.- "The Beautiful Madness" Giulia cut a backstage promo. - "The Beautiful Madness" Giulia def. The Secret Hervice's Alba Fyre. - WWE United States Champion "The Mad Dragon" Ilja Dragunov and Carmelo Hayes def. #DIY (Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa). - MFT (JC Mateo and Tonga Loa) vs. WWE World Tag Team Champions The Wyatt Sicks (Dexter Lumis and Joe Gacy) in a Non-Title Match ends in a no contest
>>19519683>- "The Beautiful Madness" Giulia def. The Secret Hervice's Alba Fyre.When's the last time Alba Fyre had a win?
>>19518671>>19518678>>19518680>>19518687>>19518690>>19518696>>19518700based
>>19519702They really need to just let get a pity win against michin or Bfab or something.
Say AEW is the best and Tony Khan fucks bitches or I will post spoilers :):))))))
You ready for Christmas /pw/?https://youtu.be/-CQo1236Hbs?si=jUhaKonOjKizBdQ-
I can't believe Cena is fucking dead
Isn't the show pre-recorded tonight?
who else is hyped for pro chick volleyball?
>>19518148Hmm think ill just listen to candace owens instead
>>19519782Smackdown was recorded on Monday. Raw is recorded tonight for next Monday so they can celebrate Christmas
>>19518700>no lash>no nia>no zelina>no jadeRacist
oh shit the full vod is up on netflix lol
Bros I skipped ahead. Nia and Lash got me on one.
>>19519782no nose kamiyu
CODY
Hopefully the crowd isn't as dead as they were on Monday since this was shot before Raw.
>>19519798yeah they don't do live stream if it is prerecorded
???I didnt see a Cody promo in the spoilers???
ALL RISE FOR THE SNACK BAR
>Pharaoh in the busHahahahahahaha get fucked Punk
>>19519808I wish they'd stop doing double tapings. They're always dead by the end. If they want to take a week off, I don't see why they don't tape some shows on like Tuesday Wednesday Thursday and bank them.
>opening with zestytaker promoyeah, I'm out, fuck you Paul
>>19519808Its taped so they can just add noise
Why do they keep trying with Priest
>ALL RISE FOR YOUR COCK SUCKED
Terror Twins? More like troon twins lmao
I like damien
>>19519823More cost effective i imagine. Otherwise you're wrapping up on a Monday, and your entire set up has to floor it somewhere else for a Tuesday and have everything ready to go. Too high a risk of failure and whatnot and then the overtime you'd be paying people.
Yeah I'm not going to watch this. I'm just going to get drunk and troll people on discord voice chats. Have a good nightAlso bump my thread >>19519757
smol sexo
WHY IS THE FEUD STILL GOING
Road Dogg must pay for his crimes
So Smackdown isn't live tonight? There only an hour long version on Netflix?
NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONGNO DONG IS EVERY TRULY DIDDLYI POST THE CRINGE YOU NEVER COULDAND I WILL ALWAYS BE FINNA(SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED)NO MAN IS EVER TRULY DINGNO MAN IS EVER TRULY DIDDLYI POST THE CRINGE YOU NEVER COULDAND I WILL ALWAYS BE FINNA
>>19519839I guess I get that. The product does suffer for those extra shows though.
Road Dogg is a fucking terrorist
MUAH THIGH
This feud started back in June or something
>>19519798Holy shit not to spoil but there's a really disappointing moment later on. A good segment that suddenly turns lame. I'm fucking baffled by the way they did it.
FEUD FOREVERFEUD FOREVERFEUD FOREVER
>name is synonymous with chocolate>has a city named after him>built a whole amusement park next to the factory so his employees could have fun, which is now one of the most popular amusement parks in the country This guy is based
Christ smackdown made me root for Malakai because Priest is so shit
>>19519849I'd prefer what you suggested, because the crowd engagement feeds into a lot of the people and when there's nothing they tend to just suffer, but it's the unfortunate truth of current work practices. There's gotta be a way around it, maybe split the crew in half so one goes to X, the other goes to Y, run a smaller show that's part live part pre-recorded and do a lot of weird shit at the performance centre.
BOOBA
>the wepa vortex
Holy fucking shit Lash
>Lash and Nia in Christmas themed suitsLord help me I will be masturbating furiously by the end of this episode.
>>195198628008A
LASH SEXOOOOOOOOOOO
KWABUKI WARRIORS
>Kabuki Warriors already Hell yeah, I might be able to tune out early
lash and nia are too much for my average white dick to handle
THEY WANT THE CANDY BAR
>womeme joshipedomuting stream
BBW BROS!
I had a masseuse who looked like lash and I jizzed when she twerked in front of me
Bukakke Warriors
I ain't cappin' when I say love the Captain.
>>19519885No way
I should have popped a cialis
>>19519894I’m fucking a cute asian girl! Its great
>>19519896It was one of the Happy ending types and she asked what i wanted and i was nervous and said whatever you wanted and she started teasing and dancing and that’s when it happened. She didn’t charge me for that.
A SHOVEL?
Why they got a giant pooper scooper backstage?
>>19519906Nia takes huge shits.
MY CHOCOLATE KWEEN
>>19519903Damn you're really a lucky dog
>>19517895Based chubby chaser
Nia slutting it up is amazing
>>19519914Yeah I try to find non Asian places but most of them have been raided. Sigh.
Really hyped for the AAA show
>>19519909Nia Jax lookin like she can’t believe these wypipo made her wear this on TV lmao
>>19519923How do you find them?
Zero Dimes
>>19519938The black patch in his pants looks like he wet himself.
>these losers are sitting at home on a Friday night watching a taped Smackdown
Alexa in yoga pants is working me into a shoot.
>get pinned before their big title matchkek what the fuck was the point
>>19519938>pantsHeel Finn Balor all over again
>>19519936I just drive around and look for places that aren’t shitty looking. I found 3 great ones by accident simply by walking in. My first one, I was legit in pain and there was a place called “Swedish place massage” and I thought “lol no way Asians are there.” Lo and behold it was a thick blonde lady.
>>19519938What's with the belt buckle
>>19519894Based
>>19519938Gaytch got him
>>19519938hmmm... i like the bald but not sure about the attire
>>19519906>Why they got a giant pooper scooper backstage?It must be a stinky crowd.
>>19519948Im watching Bama Oklahoma and refreshing this game thread occasionally so i know what happened on smack.
Imagine protecting Kairi's chest from the Anialator with your face and getting sandwiched there
remember when giulia used to be a big deal?
>Asuka hyping the crowd behind KairiAre they faces again?
>>19519974no
>Paul Heyman and Austin Theory appeared in a backstage promo to open the RAW taping.>Rhea Ripley vs. Asuka was announced as the opening match for RAW. Asuka defeated Rhea Ripley via roll-up pinfall to officially open the RAW taping.>A backstage promo followed with Bron Breakker, Bronson Reed, and Paul Heyman, discussing whether Austin Theory should be allowed to join their group.>The main event of the RAW taping was confirmed as CM Punk & Rey Mysterio vs. Bronson Reed & Austin Theory.>Becky Lynch returned on RAW. Maxxine Dupri interrupted Becky’s promo. Things get physical and Maxxine taps out Becky again.>Stephanie Vaquer vs. Raquel Rodriguez vs. Nikki Bella announced for December 29th RAW. Stephanie requested them both at the same time. AJ Styles and Dragon Lee vs. The Usos was also announced for December 29th.>Je’Von Evans pinned Rayo Americano by pinfall.>Nikki Bella cut a promo to hype up her triple threat match for the women’s title. Nikki bragged about being a legend.>Bayley defeated Roxanne Perez via pinfall. Raquel Rodriguez attempted to distract the referee, which ultimately cost Roxanne the match—Perez had Bayley pinned for roughly eight seconds while the ref was distracted. Liv Morgan then yanked Raquel down from the apron, leading to an argument between Liv and Raquel at ringside. The situation further highlighted growing tension among the Judgment Day women.>Becky Lynch vs. Maxxine Dupri has been announced for the January 5th episode of RAW, with the Intercontinental Championship on the line.>During a backstage Judgment Day segment, the women continued to argue, leaving Finn Balor and Dominik Mysterio visibly confused and frustrated by the situation. Liv Morgan and Roxanne Perez appeared to be on the same page, while Raquel Rodriguez went off on her own, escalating the tension and further splintering the group.
>>19519974Remember when road dog called Tony khan handsome and begged for a job
>>19519974her first appearance on takeover? yeah. And that's me saying as a /ddm/ bumper
>Gunther cut a promo feeding off the crowd heat, once again calling John Cena “a little bitch.” The segment was interrupted by CM Punk and Rey Mysterio, leading to an intense staredown between Punk and Gunther. Later backstage, Gunther confronted AJ Styles again.>CM Punk & Rey Mysterio faced Bronson Reed & Austin Theory in the main event. Theory pinned Rey to win the match for The Vision.
>>19519930Are they only gonna air half of these matches like last time
>>19519974I remember 2019 well
>>19519981Why the fuck is every segment womens shit? are they trying to die?
Nick Aldis runs a sloppy shop
>>19519981>Asuka beat RheaThis is triple h going “ah see see? She beats Rhea all the time bros, now Rhea is going to win all the time”>Maxxine taps BeckyGrim
'ebros, this gamethread is slower than the dynamite one, it's over.
>>19519974Giulia's downfall began before she came>gets injured stopping the plan of her coming in a taking the belt off roxy>crowded spotlight with Steph, Grace, and even fucking zaria showing up at the same time>finally gets the belt and it's taken off her quick>doesn't get to fill out her heel storyline with steph>called up to be a lacky and run from Rhea>get on smack but only have B-fab and michin to feud withHonestly it wasn't anything she did personally
Really gentle squishing on that Banzai Drop from Nia.
>>19519999checkedshame you had to comment about womeme's wrestling
BUG = SPLATTED
>>19519981>Je’Von Evans pinned Rayo Americano by pinfall.Is there another way to pin?
KIANA
Jackie looking cute tonight
>gets arrested by local police>still a face
What's Joe Pesci's wrestling gimmick?
KIANA SEXOOOOO
Lexi in those tight leggings...
why the fuck would aldis just do whatever drew wants? this is particularly retarded
merry xmas assholes
>>19520023bump taking manlet
Why is Alba dressed as a leprechaun?
>>19520007I been saying she was talentless but y'all didn't believe me and dimeless
Kiana is underrated as fuck. Legit her and elektra were gorgeous.
Alba SEX
>>19520037but she's japanese and cute
>alba showing skinthe undressening has begun
...Truth saw Nick's british balls...? Is Vince back?
alba tummy
alba has a nice modest rack
Drew is a Jobber YEAH
>>19520067Tastefully so
is he doing a broken matt impression
How does Cody appear out of thin air after that spark
>>19520083she should show a tasteful amount of butthole
kek
This is retardkino
lol the guy getting dumped in the lake was funny
this black man cody is getting pinned down by police officers.
Joe on Smackdown
>another womeme
>giulia doesn't have full braidsIt's a start
>coming down the aisle … THE SUBHUMANS
Giulia with 0 pop.....I'm thinking she won't last after WM....
>Cody dressed as Robbie RottenYeah he's turning heel
>>19520118Iyo is on tv?
>giulia tokyo cyber squad tributehanabros we made it...
I AM THE LAW
>I AM DA LAW
Anal cream pies for Alba
>>19520118congrats on your debut
no pop
That match was terrible
Actually kind of surprised how well Alba's pants are holding up. Even if they're tights I'd figure we'd get a slippage action.
>nobody even cared enough to count That was a hard watch, the match itself was fine but the crowd was awful.
giulia looks good desu
Smackdown needs Buddy.
>Alabama getting smackedGood
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Why is this thread dead
slow smackdown thread
>>19520189taped + VOD is on netflixvery grim desulast dynamite was faster than this
>>19520189Taped show, Netflix has the full episode already and it was shot on Monday so everyone knows what happened as well.
WWE contract when?
The ending fucking sucks. WCW tier ending. Smackdown is in the stinker.
>>19520193smackdown sucks
>has to fight an unexpected match vs gunther>creates kino>gets back to slop mines
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHCQTvxvdZMWhat is Solo trying to tell us?
>cody behaving like a heel
>>19520203>gets beaten by a YouTuber twice in a rowTop fucking kek
>>19517873Nta but i hope WWE gets better with him once he comes back. Hes done everything and people like him, so lets see him more often.
>Miracle on 34th Street Fight: Joe Hendry defeated The Miz. Apparently, R-Truth was dressed as the Easter Bunny and Otis was Santa Claus. Joe Hendry sang a Jingle Bells parody about Miz's tiny balls.>Ilja Dragunov and Carmelo Hayes had a backstage segment setting up a match between the two.>Drew McIntyre had a backstage promo, promising "answers">Jade Cargill had a backstage interview with Byron Saxton to talk trash about Michin, who then had a follow-up promo alongside B-Fab in response.>Charlotte Flair defeated Lash Legend by pinfall.>IN PROGRESS
ILJA PLEASE SAVE THIS SHOW
>>19520249no one asked for spoilers, killjoy
Didn't they just change DIYs theme?
>>19520249>michin and Bfab promoJESUS CHRIST WHAT ARE YOU DOING PAUL
>>19520249>>Miracle on 34th Street Fight: Joe Hendry defeated The Miz. Apparently, R-Truth was dressed as the Easter Bunny and Otis was Santa Claus. Joe Hendry sang a Jingle Bells parody about Miz's tiny balls.When did triple h get based?
I'm so grateful for that "not anymore" comment. In the Vince era, they would've completely ignored that Melo and Ilja were enemies in NXT. Just giving it a little acknowledgment is all you need, but it makes a huge difference.
>>19520249VINCE IS BACK
>>19520246>Hes done everything and people like himWell Paul obviously hates him, so he ain't getting shit.
>>19520249>3 separate backstage segments in a row
>nxt black and gold vs nxt 2.0
>>19520306>nxt 2.0Mam, Vince needed to taken out the back and shot for that shit
>>19520317Nah he saved the brand
>>19520249>Trick Williams Confronts Cody Rhodes in Nick Aldis’ Office>Carmello Hayes defeats Ilja Dragunov to become the new US Champion
>>19520342They finally called Trick up
>>19520342>Trickwas wondering where he was
>>19520342Thanks because I wasn't planning to watch the show or anything
>>19520403It's spoiler season, bro.
>Charlotte and Alexa backstage segment turns into an all out women’s tag team cat fight screaming match backstage. 8 woman tag match announced for the first SmackDown in January to determine #1 contenders >Giulia and Kiana James defeat Chelsea Green and Alba Fyre after Giulia pins Chelsea
These VegasMania ads are STUPID
Remember when these dorks lost to AOP and Karen Kross?
solo should smash the lantern
FUCK THIS SHIT BROS THIS SMACKDOWN SUCKS AS FUCK BORING AS FUCK I CANT ENJOY ANYTHING IN MY LIFE THERES NO HYPE AND JOY IN WRESTLING ANYMORE
What happened to the Street Profits
why does this spooky stable have such an uplifting sounding theme
>these guys in the main event Road Dogg is braindead
>>19520468WWE has like maybe 5 actual dime drawers, everyone else deserves the rope. Truly grim era.
>audio completely cuts out>quick roll the taco bell commercialSLOPPY
>>19520483>wwe has like 5 actual dime drawersAnd like half of them are written off tv for months just to get a cheap pop at the Rumble
>>19520483AEW disappointed the fuck out of me bro. I remember the good ole days of "Change the World" Omega. Take me back. When wrestling was fun. What went wrong? Why is this gamethread so slow? It's a goddamn smackdown gamethread. I'm shoot sad and tired bros
why should I care about the wyatts when they only wrestle 3 times a year?
>>19520499>Why is this gamethread so slow?taped episode, so people care considerably less
>OTC chantsDire
>>19520509But it's smackdown bros..
>>19520483>>19520493How do we save wrestling
>>19520519Even when SD is live it's still unwatchable whore shit
>>19520519For most people their Netflix VOD ended like 40 minutes ago
>>19520523Maybe we can get the 67 kid to make an appearance?
garbage
>>19519702few months ago on NXT she beat thea hail i think
>it's getting good>dq finishdamn fuck this shit
>Drew Vs Cody In A 3 Stages Of Hell Match In Berlin Germany Announced, Drew tells Cody to say hello to Dusty for him when he meets him in Hell.
This crowd thinks Roman is gonna show up to save the Wyatts.
>>19520503>heel stable with supernatural powers>uses their powers to… have undercard tag feuds on smackdown I’ve said this from the moment they debuted and “killed” chad gable and all of you fuckers were jizzing and cumming everywhereEither they win everything or the gimmick becomes a complete joke. It’s become a complete joke
>A NIGGA BOMB
>>19520524This is the same SD show in 2016-2017...
>>19520536Drew losing again confirmed
was smackdown live tonight?
>>19520557nope
>>19520560So they did the Carmelo switch on a taped show?
>>19520536Triple Gay doesn't have the guts to do that.
>>19520566Most likely given the photos yeah. Remember, Styles beat Owens on a MSG house show back in like 2019
>>19517710>Drew McIntyre and Cody Rhodes segment. Drew McIntyre stands tall with the Undisputed WWE Championship. Cody Rhodes vs Drew McIntyre for the Undisputed WWE Championship in a gas chamber match in Berlin on January 9th.
