>So what did you think of John Cena's last match?>Well I felt bad for all the Make A Wish kids?>Because they had to see their hero lose?>Because they didn't get to die before the show started
Give Up
>Did you hear about how Pat Patterson made The Rock drop his belt to get a push?>Pat Patterson never wrestled The Rock.>Who said anything about wrestling?
>I always liked the Undertaker, but why did he always have that pale, sickly ghoul follow him around?>You mean his wife?
Not a miss. Solid pops had.
The double Michaels
>>19521587Mmmmmmmmmmm
Fraid of repeating numbers...
>laughing about dying childrenwhy do you weirdos hate watch so much?
>>19522656They say that to find out who controls you, look at those you aren't allowed to criticise... It was the dying children all along....
>who was the one known for their big hole?>Nia Jax?>no, Charlie Kirk!>DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>We should start dressing up like Steve Austin and The Rock.>Why would we do that?>Because then Tripple H would make us leave sooner.
>>19521496the rare double Michaels
>You know, I still don't know what "CM" stands for.>Whatever the company wants him to, I guess.
>Why do so many fan's want a Devil's Kiss from Stephanie Vaquer's butt?>Between that and her face, it's the better option.
>Watching Raw makes me wish I had a son like that.>Like Dominik Mysterio?>No, like Nick Reiner.
>I hear burger places come with their own burger towels these days>Oh yeah?>Yeah but they all say Free AEW Ticket on them
>So I heard Vince took a dump on his secretary.>And I saw Tripple H take a dump on the audience.
>What do you think was Rick Flair's biggest botch?>Charlotte.
