Kino on the menu.Live for free on YouTube at 9pm est (3~ bongs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDSgiuk68Ag>Dirty Dom and El Grande Americano vs. Rey Mysterio and Rey Fenix>El Hijo del Dr. Wagner Jr. vs. Ethan Page for the AAA Latin American Title>Laredo Kid vs. Je'Von Evans vs. Jack Cartwheel for the AAA Cruiserweight Title>The Wyatt Sicks (Uncle Howdy, Erick Rowan, Dexter Lumis, Joe Gacy) vs. Psycho Circus (Dave the Clown, Murder Clown, Pagano, Psycho Clown) in a Carnival of Carnage match>Dragon Lee vs. El Hijo del Vikingo>Los Americanos (Bravo Americano and Rayo Americano) vs. Mr. Iguana and Burger Boy vs. La Parka and Octagon Jr. vs. LWO (Cruz Del Toro and Joaquin Wilde)>Lola Vice, Natalya, and Faby Apache vs. Las Toxicas (Flammer, La Slampig, and Maravilla)
You beat me to it I was just doing a thread
>>19524995Might as well post the OP I was preparing in case you guys wanna mix it with the current OP for future threadsIm gonna start heading to the arena.Live from the brand new Arena Guadalajara in Guadalajara Jalisco México>When?Today at 9pm EST >Americanos VS Octagon + La Parka VS Burger King + Mr Iguana VS LWO>Las Toxicas VS Nattie + Lola Vice + Faby Apache>Psycho Circus VS Wyatt Sicks - Carnival of Carnage match>J'von Evans VS Jack Cartwheel VS Laredo Kid - Cruiserweight Championship match>Ethan Page VS Wagner the 3rd - Latin American Championship match>Dragon Lee VS Hijo Del Vikingo - Grudge match>Los Gringos Locos 2.0 (El Grande Americano + Dominik Mysterio) VS Los Reyes (Rey Fenix + Rey Mysterio)>Penta will also appearWhere to watch:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSjB0e4GaHkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDSgiuk68Aghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mEMcr9eVuQ
They disapear whenever I say lanparty
streets sayin jevon will win the cruiserweight title
her name is not la slampig
>>19525068is too
>>19525050>Ian
>>19525090what a horker, jeez
>>19524941this is gonna be LITTY
>>19525097You heard me I have the line if you have the port
>>19524941I was going to buy tickets for me and me three friends but the place was sold out so instead I'll watch it on YouTube with my friends, such is life in Guadalajara
>>19525111low T ahh
>>19525202Sorry you couldn't go but it's good to hear the show sold out. It looks like it'll be a good one
On my way to the Arena Guadalajara, GO DOM
HEIL UNDERTAKER BOOKER OF THE YEAR BABY
>>19524941bets before showtime?who do you think is winning?
Sucks that Penta got hurt, but I guess Rey Mysterio is a good substitute. Will Santos Escobar reveal himself?
DEL RIO SPOTTED AT THE AIRPORT
>>19524941cmll better but i'll watch anywayfags better not fed it up too much
>>19525037>Penta will also appearIt sucks we're not getting the Lucha Bros. tagging again soon. I hope that injury he sustained doesn't keep him out for too long.
>>19524941Is that Ethan Paige? Did WWE already release that dimeless shitter?
>>19525774>he doesn't knowAs soon as he comes back, Rey will get injured. That's how it works.
>>19525782This is WWE, dumb ass
>>19525800Oh. Gay.
>>19525817hello gay nice to meet you
Chad Gable return tonight?
>>19524941Let’s get it
>>19525712If AAA did more shows in the states I'd happily attend one.
QUE CHINGUE A SU MADRE LA PRESIDENTA
The fuckWho the fuck was thatShe was cute
>>19525930Callate chango
>stream starts with random screechingkino
>>19525931That's Finn Balor's wife
PACKED TO THE RAFTERS
did i miss anything in the first 2 minuteswho is breathing so heavy on the mic i bet it's konnan
Love to see that packed house
Damn that place is packed
>>19525934Racist. That’s the other one
All wrestling to events should start with a random person yelling at the camera
gravesbros we made it
finally real wrestling
>gigapop for dragon>giga heat for vikingo
niggas were telling me that mexico didn't really like dragon lee but they bigly popped for him
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dragon Lee is fucking over in Mexico
>audio issues alreadyNever change
>>19525944Oh, is it Ludwig's girlfriend instead?
Foreshadowing with Grande
Those cop cars on that street kek
Huh, Penta without the facepaint really does look like Fenix
>>19525946corey + konnan established themselves as a dynamic duo in the first worlds collide, can't separate them nowJBL will also be joining them
would if you know what i mean
Mexican Linda McMahon is hideous
>>19525953nigga even you'd be over if u faced vikingo rn
Is Pena's ash in that urn
>>19525950The AAA fans love the WWE guys and hate their own top star.
Aerostar? I thought he died
>>19525955Yeah Kek
>JBLOh shit
The only gripe I have is that they keep showing the same luchadores. I want to see El Fiscal.
why does this dude have a womb tattoo on his dick
>>19525962>corey + konnan>dynamic duobrotha corey and konnan get along like sandpaper and a penislucha JBL is based though
JBL JBL JBL JBL
LWO is forever on curtain jerking duty in AAA now?
more konnan shootkino
>>19525971Truly all the dimes were in the paint just like sting
>JBLhell yeaf give 'em a lariat
I actually kinda dig the Bravo mask
>Bate and Dunne have to put in masks to get pops
weird alien lucha libre owners owe me sex
I still find funny that 3 yuros ended up larping as mexicans
>Triple AAA and NXT put on better shows than Raw/Smackdown
i don't mind tyler bate, he's not as offensive to me as pete dunne ishe's the ciampa to bate's gargano if that makes sense
>>19525988Dunne only gets over with a gimmick
>>19525988lmao I thought it was Pretty Deadly.
OCTAGON IS GOING TO SEETHE
AAA looks way more polished with their presentation now
7 minutes in and JBL is already LOVIN IT
This knock off Thriller theme is starting to get over with me
IT'S CLOSE TO MIDNIGHT
RATTLE ME BONES
la parka kino
ITS CLOSE TO MIDNIGHT
in case you didn't know already, Bodega Aurrera is a supermarket owned by Walmart and it's the house of the low prices champion Mamá Lucha
THRILLER THRILLER NIGHT
do you think there's any chance they bring a AAA wrestler to the rumble next month?it might be mr iguana but i think they should bring octagon or especially parka instead
how long until konnan completely rapes kayfabe this time?I bet 13 minutes in
based hamburger boy
Why is the dancing skeleton gimmick just eternally over? It's never not awesome.
BURGER BROS WW@
CRRRRRRRRAZY HAMBURGUESA
dimes burger boy
JIM LONDOS MENTIONED
BURGER KID
>>19526017Iguana will definitely be in it
we love you goat!
konnan is worked that JBL called nino fat
>>19526017I could see iguana and wagner desu
BOTCHGUANA
>mr iguana is from sinaloahe's like that
I'm over Mr Bothguana. Give me HAMBURGESA
can i get some lizards in the chat
Burger boy is the Michaels
>>19526017yeah hopefully, now that they have more talent I wonder if they're going to consider another 40 man Royal Rumble
Bitches love the lizard tongue action
>>19526033if wagner keeps the mariachi theme he will get a huge pop
BASED BUNNY
>we know 1 p- we know 2 pe- we know 2 women
Fuck Mr IguanaAll my homies hate Mr Iguana
is bate red and dunne blue? always closed the window when pete dunne was on my screen and I've never seen a bate match
why is LWO getting booed
>>19526065they suck
>>19526065because they tagged la parka out of the match
Damn Iguana getting some hang time
>>19526065They were attacking Los Americanos which are way more over
iguana is molten hot
JUSTIFIED IGUANA CHANTS
You would sell for Yezca, right /pw/?
YOU PEOPLE will watch that quadruple kip up and say it's kino out one side your moth then will say the AEW version of that is GAY
>Franks Red Hocwhat?
>>19526080That is correct
kek lil nigga is hate watching AAA
>>19526080yeah because it's lucha and that's mexican wrestlingit's gay when americans and euros and japs do it (unless they're pretending to be mexican when they do it)
>>19526080AEW is gay because 9 times out 10 it's faggy gringos doing it.
>>19526080Correct whats the issue?
>>19526080Yes because this IS kino and the AEW version of that IS gay
Can lizards even get salmonella?
I remember when they did the Joaquin Flick for the first time in NXT and it blew my fucking mind
>>19526080this is why
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
now THAT was some AEW shit
>Eddie>looking down...
Octagon's pants look like shit
>>19526096no, they don't have a soul
>>19526017imo they need to have at least 1 representative from AAA/TNA/noah-marigold in the next rumble, drive home the partnershipsi would do la parka/ziggler/inamura for the fellas and flammer/tessa/mayu for the ladies
Spanish commentators are losing their minds
you would have to kill me before I let that fat guy put a burger in m mouth and that's a shoot
Is Bate the blue one and Dunne the red one
SMASH BURGER
what is burger boy's favorite type of hamburger?
If you watch AAA sober, you are doing it wrong (even if you are enjoying yourself).
ACROFATIC
>>19526110I would love that, but I'm sorry to say Mayu probably wouldn't get much of a pop even in America, but definitely not in Saudi Arabia. She's awesome but if you only watch WWE you've never seen her before.
BIG STRONG BEANER BOI
>>19526121Fat niggas love their cheese
damn bate's still got it
Holy shit
wew that was kino
>>19526121number 9s
BIG STRONG CHICO
That's a strong Mexican
Tyler Bate is insane
Big strong boy!
BASEDla parka bros, we eating good tonight
LA PARKA IS FOR THE CHILDREN
LA PARKA Y LA PARKITA
Isn't La Parka 80 years old?
How do we convince the Saudi's to pay for a one off use of Thriller so we can get a proper Rumble surprise?
CANELO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I got work tomorrow but fuck it. I'm watching all of this
Who?
HOLY SHIT
>canelosuper gay
>>19526159He's shoot dead too.
EGODS WE GOT CANELO
Canelo making his AAA debut?
octagon
who is the la parka of the US?
Canelo vs Lesnar when
>it's ok when the Mexicans have a YEET convert in the ring
>Canelo>Bad BunnyAAA is THE promotion
>caneloshoud've brought someone decent like raul rosas jr
[AMBIGUOUSLY GOOD OR BAD NEWS] people are gonna remember that tyler bate is still employed after that spot
What a way to open the show! These AAA shows son los mejores
>>19526185>Bantamweights
was that world famous Jose Rodriguez?
EGOOOOOOOOOOOO
EGOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EEEEEEEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Can kill you with the rhythm and a smile>Does neither to win
ego is so kinoshawn gave him the ball and let him run with it but i just know HHH is gonna fumble him
remember how fucking awkward corey + konnan duo commentary was at worlds collide?JBL was the secret ingredient to smooth it out
EGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I got to go to the first World's Collide. Best wrestling show I've ever seen live
What is Page's beef with Konnan in TNA?
It's funny how WWE respects Mexicans more by giving them main events compared to TNA who gets at best Trick Williams stealing their belt
HUGE POP
WAGNER WITH THE DRIP
holy fucking AURA
>>19526207what
THEY WENT WITH THE GOOD THEME FOR TONIGHT THERE'S THE GIGAPOP YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
kino outfit
WWE gave AAA their fancy cameras. Shit is looking sharp.
It looks full. I wonder what is the ticket price for the aaa show
>>19526205I would've loved to have seen it live. The energy of these AAA shows is so good.
This wrestler is literal proof that Hitler escaped to South America
why the fuck don't they just call him wagner the thirdTHAT'S WHAT HE IS stop calling him jr
hope dr. chadner is there to give konnan some shit again
Wagner is the only luchador rn who still gives old school vibes like El Santo
wagner be like >chingate
>>19526203Kek Conan is senile and shoot retarded
3 belt ethan would be fucking kinoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootoo bad it won't happen, 2 belts is the cap in WWE
all sexo
I am the most racist man alive but these Mexican PPVs are 1000 times better than anything WWE and AEW does with their shows
I still think Wagner should have won the NXT NA belt from Page
why did the crowd just do a huge boo
isn't this the heel ref
this crowd is hot, way better than wwe crowds
>booing the refWhat did he do?
The guadalajara crowd is much better than the cdmx one it's fucking unreal.
>>19526224imo they need to get behind wagner as the top guy in AAA if he's staying and not going back to noahthey hate vikingo and dragon lee is a WWE talent so why not get behind him really? he's great
>>19526240he's the heel ref
Wo sind Grosse?
Is AAA under WWE or is it under TKO, which would make it the same level as WWE?
DOCTOR DOCTOR WAAAAAAGNERDOCTOR DOCTOR WAAAAAAGNER
I don't know if I'm just getting worked by this singlet or haven't been paying attention in the past but did Wagner get fat?
>>19526246Damn. What ever happened to those?
Great start. I'm glad they gave this match more intensity. Since these two have been beating the shit out of each other for months.
>>19526248It is under WWE
>>19526251He's bulking up
>>19526238>>19526246wait Mexicans have heel refs? That's a thing? Does he cheat or assist heels?
>>19526241chilangos are all trannies fraid so
>>19526246heel ref on raw/smackdown would be kino, jessika carr should be one
>>19526240heel ref
i think ego got shoot rocked right therethey were talking a lot on the mat
>>19526259He counts faster for the heels
>>19526259yeah does fast counts and what not
I didn't know this was on, what's happened so far on the card? Have I missed anything good?
I just realized tirates is the referee, he's going to screw Wagner holy shit
>>19526259yeah, this ref (hijo del tirantes) is the most high profile heel ref
TIL Mesías is almost 50I thought he was much younger than that what the fuck
>>19526272first match was a fun little 4 way tag match, some impressive spots like bravo americano overhead press spinning nino hamburguesa but nothing too too crazy
Wagner has died...
what did I miss
LMAO
EGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THREE BELTS EGOOOOOOOOOOO
ETHAN THREE BELTS
EGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3 BELT EGO NO FUCKIN WAY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
we have our belt collector guys!
IGUANA YOU NARC
fuck you ref
SNITCHES GET STITCHES IGUANA
SI ERA SI ERA SI ERA
WTF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>match restartedFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I thought that was a heel ref
Did the ref turn babyface?
>schizo bookingkek based
>>19524941NXT Ethan Page > AEW and TNA Ethan Page
RESTART THE MATCH
LMAO this shit so silly
>>19526294>>19526295>>19526296>>19526299>>19526301Aged like shit ! KEK
>FACE REF
Kek i love lucha bullshit rules
see you fags tirantes is a good man stop slandering the man
Bradshaw with the casual Mexican racism
>VAR in WWE
>ref face turn
?k on da way cabrones?
KONNAN SEETHING
REF FACE TURN
Egoxirs...
Can't cheat that blatantly in triple aaa
>mr iguana is going to dethrone ego for the NA belt
>Heel ref turns heel on heel wrestler
EEEEEEEEEGOOOOOOOOOOO
>>19526323wrestling is pretty great sometimes
What the fuck is going on
GUADALAJARA SCREWJOB!!!!!!!
>>19526332would be cool if that means Ethan going to the main roster
>>19526333So it's a face turn for the heel ref
Thank you tio undertaker for this nonsense
>>19526345Smackdown is gonna need the body count when it goes 3 hours again
HD Wagner Jr is dressed like his tio (Silver King) was in Nacho Libre as Ramses.
>>19526345he's definitely going up as soon as he drops but i just don't want it to be iguana
>vikingoBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Do Mexican really hate Vikingo JUST because he beat Alberto or is it more of a Big Dog Roman case
oh boy the wyatt SHITS
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>19526352It's either Iguana or Hendry pick your poison
For me? It's Las Toxicas
>>19526357both
>>19526357Both
>>19526357imagine it like big dog roman going over bryan
>>19526357both desu
>>19526357si
Wtf ego bros
>>19526352What about Vikingo?
The Wyatt stuff is perfect for lucha.
>>19526352It wont be Iguna but Iguana and Lola are taking those mixed tag titles off of Page and Chelsea
>this is the last chance for the Wyatts to go over>WWE was like "fuck em throw them to Mexico and see what happens they like those ghost clowns so they will like this"
I want the clowns to win
CLOWNS
>>19526357its cringe they need to fucking get over it already
>>19526380what's funny is that it kinda works
This is a Dave The Clown board
>>19526380Taker probably can book spoopy shit better than Gaytch or Road Dogg
DIE FOR ME MY BROTHER
>>19526373i don't like vikingo either to be honest, i get why the mexicans hate him, he's boring
>wyatt sucksgrim
i'm very scared bros
The Wyatt shit fell off hard
new bread please!
This is like the Marvel vs Capcom of wrestling matches
dios mio los locos wyatt
>>19526393He did
>Didn't let nikki into mexico
BRING IN THE CLOWNS
>>19526394Yeah it’s like trying to get a flippy mayan Gunther over
finna take em to clowntown
>>19526411She's under the ring 100%
>>19526382Igual
The Wyatt Shits ......yeah I'm a take shit brb bros.
this is literally the only stable WWE could reasonably throw at these clowns
They are gonna shank bo in the showers
The fuck
...?
RAPE DUNGEON
new thread bros
I think Bray would be proud
Play in the bouncy house
they are never gonna let us live this down
>>19526432God I hope so! And if we're lucky the rest of these Universal Halloween Horror Nights rejects.
BOUNCY CASTLE MATCH
Holy shit we are back to the kino pandemic era
Taker is as schizo as HBK I see
>>19526444>>19526444>>19526444>>19526444
MURDER CLOWN LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
>MASCARITA SAGRADA
Konnan is absolutely dragging this segment more than usual.
They sent the worst tag team to AAA wtf bros
DAVE THE CLOWN NAMED AFTER DAVE MELTZER?
