>>19528376
LET'S GOOOOOOO

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On our last episode, Mr. Perfect started the evening by vanquishing Tourette's Guy despite some musical trickery. We got an update on the status of Kane, our former Gigadimes champion who is presently in hell awaiting trial by combat. Captain Confederate taught a lesson in southern strategy to Hangman Page, defeating him with a wily possum kind of move. The Hulkster appeared on Rock Talk with Grug to discuss recent events and let all the little Hulksters know that he's back for good. Poi managed to defeat Liv Morgan in a close-fought contest, and Mistico continued his winning streak by taking down Homeless Jimmy. In our world title match between Ric Flair and Sabu, Vader interfered and caused all kinds of trouble. After Vader was finally ejected from the ring, Sabu managed to clinch the victory and take the K-WAB World Heavyweight Championship.

Previous Show Links:
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 10: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19331735
Samhain Sacrifice Night 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19202363
Samhain Sacrifice Night 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19187849
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 9: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19031496
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 8: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18976080
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 7: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18926176
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 6: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18812145
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 5: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18761416
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 4: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18700473
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 3: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18636314
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18303396
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18232795
Independence Day Rumble: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18159930

>>19528376
oh hell yeah good things are worth the wait

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And just to recap the first episode of K-WAB Hype Zone:
>Cactus Jack defeated Harry Pothead by pinfall
>Steven Regal defeated Jerry Lawler by submission
>Eddie Guerrero defeated Psicosis by pinfall
There were a few other little announcements as well, so you might want to glance over this thread if you haven't already:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19508256

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Tonight, the tag team titles are on the line as reigning champions the Insane Clown Posse must face a pair of undead monsters straight from the voodoo graves of New Orleans. Their manager Barnabus gives me the creeps, but we needed a good new team and the Outbreak is it. So, tonight's main event will be a tag team match between two clowns and two rotten dead bodies.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I have big news for all of you right here. K-WAB Wrestling has been trying to figure out a workable way to allow the anons of /pw/ to more directly take part in the shows. While this idea is quite experimental, we think we have found the answer. President Von Erich has decided that we will use the long-established but constantly-disputed /pw/ championship as the official title of a new shoot fighting division. In this context, "shoot fighting" means that these will be fair matches with outcomes decided purely by the results of the simulation. There will be no dusty finishes, run-ins, cheating, etc. and all these videos will be presented without mid-match cuts so that you can see that no editing fuckery has taken place. If you are interested, contract negotiations can be conducted after the show.

In other news, we have expanded our women's division by adding Bull Nakano to the ranks. We are currently negotiating with a few other female workers and we hope to have an opponent for Miss Nakano by next week.

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So, in case you're wondering where I found these two stinking zombie fucks and their evil carny manager, I made this little mini-movie to tell the tale.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/9tuAlUqujNUf

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For many years, the Iron Sheik and Randy Savage have been fighting over drug money. There is some debate as to who started it, but in any case it seems that the Macho Man owes the Sheik a lot of money for the massive amounts of coke and pot that the Sheik has shared with him in the past. This is one of the reasons why the Sheik has repeatedly said he would like to suplex the Macho Man, put him in a camel clutch, break his back, and fuck his ass to make him humble old country way (in that order). Here's a short video recap taken from some relevant shoot interviews.

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Ooooohhh fuck yeah, bud!!!!

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And so, tonight these two hopeless dope fiends have agreed to settle their dispute in a special loser-pays-for-the-drugs match right here on Saturday Night Metal. And if you would like to see how they came to this agreement, we've put together a little video package for you.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/6BkDN5yK3NLB

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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is a special Loser-Pays-For-The-Drugs match...Introducing first, from Tehran, Iran, weighing 258 pounds...he is the pride of Persia and the man who makes you humble...THE IRON SHEIK!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/aaCkd5yY1qro
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/eatmss.mp3

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And his opponent...from Sarasota, Florida, weighing 237 pounds...he is the one and only Macho Man Randy Savage!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/rKyPSeP2KnZF
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/hrvyc2.mp3

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And here we go with our first match. Which of these two men will be forced to eat the cost of all those narcotics? It's Randy Savage and the Iron Sheik and we got it for you right here!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/t0bhXrQARt30

>>19528611
hilarious KINO

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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...the Macho Man Randy Savage!

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>Macho Man, you was lucky punk. But da Iron Sheik keep his word like good shia muslim. You no owe me da money for da marijuana and da cocaine and da beer. But next time you come my room, you bring your own gimmick you cheap jew son of bitch!

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>Everyone please rise for Jerry "The King" Lawler!

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>Hello you morons, and welcome to the first edition of the King's Court! AHAHAHAHAHA! That's right, you peons have been blessed tonight with the divine presence of royalty. For I am the true king of wrestling, and if any of you morons out here had enough brains to fill a jockstrap, you would be bowing down and acknowledging the greatness of your king. Speaking of which, what is this place called again? 4chang or something like that? I gotta tell ya, in all my years I've never seen such a braindead slobbering mass of inbred mutts. From what everybody tells me, you're basically the rejects from the rest of the internet, the lowest of the low! What do you have to say for yourselves?

>BURGER KING
>BURGER KING
>BURGER KING

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>Hey shut up with that burger king stuff! What a bunch of ingrates, you are in the presence of a king! You should be thanking me for even comin out here to this stupid little bingo hall! This guy over here is so fat, he looks like he could sit on a quarter and squeeze a booger outta George Washington's nose! And you over here, with the Japanese girl on your shirt...I can't help but notice your right arm is three times the size of your left! I think we can see what he does with most of his spare time. This guy's so dumb he probably jerked off to Godzilla instead of joshi matches and didn't even know the difference! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>BURGER KING
>BURGER KING
>BURGER KING

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>Alright, well, even though you peons really don't deserve it, I'm going to continue with my show and introduce this week's guest. He's a man you all know well, and a very accomplished wrestler, but he's had a little bit of bad luck lately so I figured we'd get him out here and talk about what went down on the last episode of this stinkin shitpile you guys call a show! Ladies and gentlemen, your former world champion, Ric Flair!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Lj78Lmlp2uNm
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/6300cq.mp3

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>Lawler:
So tell me Ric, how does it feel to know that you lost that shiny gold belt. You lost the thing that mattered most to you in all the world, and I know you must be very sad. I haven't seen anyone get their ass kicked by a guy named Vader that bad since the ending of the Empire Strikes Back! Is there anything you'd like to say to all these idiots out here?

>Flair
Hey Lawler, correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't I see you tapping out to Steven Regal on the pre-show? You've got a lot of nerve to even think that you can call out the Nature Boy, let alone ever be half as great! Now it's true that I've been havin some trouble with Vader. He pretty much cost me the title and we all know it. But at the same time, Sabu earned that win and I give him all the credit in the world. And at least I didn't TAP OUT like a little bitch like a certain crown-wearing faggot we all know!

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>Lawler
Well, it just so happens that I have evidence to prove that match was rigged against me! That's right, it's a conspiracy against me and it's all comin from that little green swamp hillbilly who runs this outlaw mudshow! He knows I'm the true king and he doesn't want the people to see how great I truly am. But enough about me...I'm actually curious Ric, are you going to exercise your rematch clause against Sabu or are you just too much of a gutless chickenshit coward?

>Flair
If you really think any of that is true, you can step in the ring with me anytime you like, and I'll show ya how I handle horsemen business when I put you in the figure four and make you scream for your toothless inbred Memphis ancestors! WOOO! Now, as for my rematch clause, I am not about to back down from a chance to regain MY World Heavyweight Championship. But I'm not gonna take that rematch right away. I'm gonna let Sabu hold onto my belt for just a little while, and then I'll take it back when the time is right. Now, I think that's about all the time I have for a cheap, tubby little third-rate Elvis impersonator like you! I got parties to crash, women to wine and dine, and I gotta style and profile as only I can. tonight, me and Arn are gonna get thrown out of every bar in town! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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On the first episode of Saturday Night Metal, Sting and HHH ended their match in an unconventional fashion when HHH had a heart attack in the scorpion deathlock. After this, HHH retired (again) and that seemed to be the end for him. However, after sucking the stem cells from several hundred aborted babies and injecting enough steroids to kill a bull, HHH has rejuvenated himself and is now looking for revenge against the Stinger.

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>>19528875

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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from the donkey show in Tijuana, weighing 165 pounds...he is the most racist man in Mexico, Loco Bandito!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/MznBWKXNlRh2
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/fh8pwv.mp3

>>19528897
Kek, disregard that post, wrong entrance

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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from Boston, Massachusetts, weighing 255 pounds...he is the game, the cerebral assassin, and the king of kings...Triple H!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/PGuAgrxveqxB
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/31071f.mp3

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And his opponent...from every man's nightmare, weighing 250 pounds...ladies and gentlemen this is STING!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/mhHp8bLk9Wae
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/1mal9v.mp3

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Alright, now we have a rematch from episode 1. Let's see how it goes! Will HHH unKWAB himself at last or will Sting send him into retirement again?

https://www.bitchute.com/video/e5wpAvyL6PWE

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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...Triple H!

>>19528960
very surprising result but a good match

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>You know, Sting...when you KWAB'd me last time, you actually did me a favor. You showed me that I had gone soft. So i pulled myself up and I did what I had to do in order to get my revenge. To make this moment a reality, I had to rob an abortion clinic and suck the stem cells directly from hundreds of aborted fetuses. But I couldn't do it alone, so I had to get the boys back together. The game has returned, and I'm bringing all my degenerate friends along for the ride. Degeneration X is taking over whether you want us or not, and if you don't like it...then we got two words for ya...
>SUCK
>IT

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As part of his prize for winning the first annual Crimson Crown deathmatch tournament at Samhain Sacrifice, The MAGA Butcher gets a special music video tribute made in his honor. This will be a part of the prize for all deathmatch kings in the future. SO, everyone rise and acknowledge the first K-WAB Wrestling King of the Deathmatch...The MAGA Butcher!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/1V80X2y4SIPF

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>So, Undertaker...You want to tangle with the last son of madness? There is nothing in the world that would please me more. You cheated me of my victory, I had your stupid brother beaten and you robbed me. Undertaker, you're nothing without your fat little necrophiliac friend and his little demon book. I accept your challenge, and next week, I will take my place as the new lord of hell.

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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from the donkey show in Tijuana, weighing 165 pounds...he is the most racist man in Mexico, Loco Bandito!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/MznBWKXNlRh2
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/fh8pwv.mp3

>>19529061
kill em loco represent for all racists lol

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And his opponent...from Van Nuys, California, weighing 285 pounds...he is the fat fuck shitter boy, Brody King!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/vwk4DAFPg44M
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/kemo0d.mp3

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As some of you might remember, Brody King and Loco Bandito had a match on episode 2, which Brody managed to win through a variety of dirty tactics. First, he lured Loco outside by claiming that ICE was on the way to deport him, after which he ambushed Loco with a trash can and stuffed him in a dumpster. When Loco managed to avoid the countout, Brody called in help from Adam Cole. The MAGA Powers intervened and beat Cole to a pulp, but Brody was able to get the win. Loco has been itching for revenge ever since, and tonight he has a chance to get it.

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Alright, here it is, you wonderful autistic bastards...Click below and enjoy Loco Bandito Vs Brody King: The Rematch.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/7V0QHTi5IcZ1

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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...Loco Bandito!

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And what a terrible revenge Loco Bandito has wrought upon Brody King! He dressed him up like a mexican and handed him over to ICE! Where will Brody King be deported to? Will it be a nice sunny beach in Cancun, or a hellish torture prison in El Salvador? Either way, I think it's safe to say we won't be seeing him for awhile.

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We'll be right back after these messages from our sponsors

https://files.catbox.moe/kieehs.mp3

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>WHO IS THE MAN? VADER IS THE MAN! But today Vader wants to talk about man's best friend. Here in the White Castle of Fear, I keep a horde of vicious beasts and I feed them all the most horrible things in the world! Gunpowder! Crystal Meth! Rotten fish heads! Chopped up dead bodies! Roadkilled vultures! Whole buckets of maggots! And if you dare to cross the man they call Vader, it might be YOU that becomes their next meal! With Vader's Doggo Chow, you won't just have doggos, brutha...you'll have MONSTERS! VADER IS THE MAN! But if Vader were a dog, he would not want to eat pitiful normal ordinary dog food for puny little anklebiting pussy dogs! Vader's Doggo Chow is specially formulated by me, the monster of the Rocky Mountains, to make your doggo into a savage murderous snarling death machine just like me...Vader's Doggo Chow is not approved by the AKC or anyone else, and so the man they call Vader will not be held responsible if your dog suddenly tears your head off in a howling psychotic rage YEAH! Now listen to me, little man...Vader is telling you to go out and buy Vader's Doggo Chow right now, OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND POWERBOMB YOU THROUGH THE FLOOR!!!

>>19529110
big kek

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>Guten tag! I am Adolf Hitler, commander of za fourth reich! Und zese are mein loyal soldiers Gunther and Ludwig. Ven ve are rounding up za undesirables for za exschtermination camps, zere is vun veapon zat is even more effective zan za flammenwerfer! Und zat is a little product called TROON-B-GONE. You see, Zyklon B is not as effective against za troons for some reason. Ve do not know vhy, our scientists are schtudying za problem, but for now za best vay to exschtirminate za trannies is to hit zem vith a concentrated cloud of powdered TROON-B-GONE! It is like za bug schpray, it kills za disgusting tranny filth on contact! You can use zese handy tablets to poison your local trannies by putting vun of zese pills into zere bottle of estrogen pills! Or you can do like ve do, grind za tablets down to a powder, und Schpray a crowd of za tranny untermensch so zat you can go for za high score! So, if you are tired of all zese tranny scum infesting za land, just call 1-900-YWNBAW und join za Fourth Reich! Seig Heil!

>>19529164
Fucking based.
There's more than enough posters here that desperately need to overdose on Troon-B-Gone.
Looking at you, Hogantranny.

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>HI, IM SENSATIONAL SHERRIIIIII! AND I WANNA TELL YOUUUU ABOUT MY FAVORITE RECIPE! IT'S SENSATIONAL SHERRI'S FAMOUS PIZZA SPAGHETTIIII! YOU JUST FRY THE PEPPERONI, PUT IT IN THE SPAGHETTI, ADD SOME PIZZA SAUCE AND SPICES AND A BUNCH OF CHEEEEEEEESE! LIFE ON THE ROAD IS HARD AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO TAKE A SHIIIIIT! BUT WHEN YOU EAT SENSATIONAL SHERRI'S PIZZA SPAGHETTI, YOU WON'T SHIT FOR AT LEAST A WEEEEEEK. AND THEN WHEN YOU DO, IT'LL BE AN EXPLOSIVE NUCLEAR SHIT THAT WILL RUIN YOUR TOILET BOOOOOOWL AND MAKE YOUR NEIGHBORS MOVE AWAAAAAAY!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! NOW, you can make Sensational Sherri's world-famous pizza spaghetti at home, but if you want the real thing JUST CALL ME AT THE SENSATIONAL SHERRI CATERING COMPANY! WHERE WE SELL NOTHING BUT PIZZA SPAGHETTI, PIZZA SPAGHETTI, AND MOOOOORE PIZZA SPAGHEEEEETTTIIIIIII!

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>Atsushi Onita
Riddle-San...I come to give you great deal. For low low price of just five thousand dolla, I give you rare magic Japanese donkey! I steal him from temple, he grant wishes, Riddle-San! I also steal mystical rubber chicken of eternal happiness, it bring good luck and much money. You want to buy?

>Matt Riddle
Bro, everybody knows I love ass and cock but you brought the wrong kind. I don't care about donkeys and rubber chickens bro...there is no way I'm gonna fall for this hokey bullshit bro. You could have at least brought some ganja or like, a new holographic projector so I can have cartoon animals in my entrance again. This shit is just lame, bro.

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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from the zoo in Brownsville, Texas, weighing 440 pounds...he is our nigga, HARAMBE!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/nt7fRVMoZQCh
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/kykd8h.mp3

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And his opponent...from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing 291 pounds...this is RYBACK!
>FEED ME MORE
>FEED ME MORE

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/s1ygWw2Xy7oe
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/2ifrwd.mp3

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This next match is a battle of the beasts. We got the big guy against the big ape. Who will emerge as king of the jungle?

https://www.bitchute.com/video/UZH2YxxyPoLC

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Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has ruled this match to be a no-contest as a result of interference.

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Well, Harambe was certainly happy with that finish, because he got some free bananas, but Ryback is absolutely livid. He's ready to tear Triple H and Shawn Michaels to pieces, but those two degenerates have said that they are bringing Goldberg next week. Ryback has happily accepted the challenge and so next week we will bring you Goldberg Vs Ryback. I'll just go ahead and tell you, I booked Ryback against Harambe as a test, and I would say he passed. He may not have won, but he did very well indeed. I think he'll do just fine here.

It only ends for those who need something else to party

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Good evening, mortals. Tonight, I have come not as your champion, but as your judge. As the presiding mmmm judge of wrestler's court, it is my duty to see that all sentences are duly carried out. Wolfie has been sentenced to SEVEN DEADLY KWABS. Three have been given. Three remain. The fourth KWAB shall occur tonight. Bailiff Bryan! Bailiff Guerrero! Bring out...the convicted.

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WOLFIE! For your fourth KWAB, you shall receive...THE TAR AND FEATHERS! Yes, my creatures of the night...bring the tar, and make sure it's nice and hot. First we will turn this wolf into a tar baby.

>>19529229
BAWK!

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Very good mmmmmmm...now, it is time to turn the tar baby into a chicken. BRING THE BARREL OF FEATHERS and let the humiliation begin!

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Now, Wolfie...as you stand there in complete and utter degradation, suffering in pain from the hot tar that sears your rotting flesh...you should reflect upon your crimes and repent of your sins. Do not forget that each of your KWABS is destined to be more terrible than the last. Three have been given, three remain. Now let's all point at this foolish mortal and laugh...mmmmm now that's badass.

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>Ladies and gentlemen, juggalos and juggalettes of all ages...do you wanna see a dead body?

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>MAYBE YOU WANNA SEE TWO DEAD BODIES?

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>Then step right up, and prepare to be shocked and amazed, as Barnabus the bizarre oh so proudly presents...twin bodies, one conjoined brain...an insatiable hunger that must be seen to be believed. From the Voodoo graves of New Orleans, I give you Jacksyn and Abel...THE OUTBREAK!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/KuyYdIDopTse
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/40knah.mp3

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Ladies and gentlemen, this main event contest is scheduled for one fall, and it will be for the K-WAB Wrestling Tag Team Championships. Please welcome your reigning champions...from Southwest Detroit, with a total combined weight of 486 pounds...they are Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, The Insane Clown Posse!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/M2zqptqY3O5p
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/lxjf6e.mp3

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Here we go with our MAIN EVENT! It's the Insane Clown Posse taking on The Outbreak with tag team gold on the line.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/jrsHjQvX8OgR

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>>19529257
mmmMMMMMmmmmmMMMMMMM...now THAT's a badass KWAB that I see. Not even 10 pure strikes and a bottle of Jack is gonna bring wolfie's bitch ass back from that one.

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>>19529296
I am glad that you have enjoyed my work. I can assure you that Wolfie's seventh KWAB will be horrible beyond belief, and it may even come to pass...that he will rest...IN PEACE.

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Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners...AND STILL K-WAB Tag Team Champions...Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope...The Insane Clown Posse!

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And so, with a little help from the juggalos, ICP has vanquished the zombie menace and I can see we got a lot of juggalos in the crowd tonight. They're sprayin Faygo all over the place and makin a terrible mess but I don't give a fuck. Let em have their fun. ICP is joining right in with the party, and they certainly have plenty to celebrate tonight.

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>>19529303
Based. About time someone bury that dimeless pedo shitter.

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And now it's time for a new feature here on Saturday Night Metal, and that feature is...THE KWAB OF THE WEEK. That's right, it's exactly what you're thinking. Each week we will award a prize to the person who has suffered the worst KWAB of the week. The prize for the winner is ridicule and mockery, but the rest of us should find it amusing. So, here are this week's nominees:
>Jerry Lawler (tapped out and punked out in the same week)
>Wolfie (The ol' tar and feathers)
>Brody (beaten, defiled, and deported)
>Onita (still failing to carny anyone)
>The Iron Sheik (will never get his drug money back)
And the winner is....
>drum roll....
BRODY KING! Yes, after being farted at, pissed on, spat on more times than I could count, beaten half to death, slammed by his nuts and finally deported...Brody King has definitely suffered the worst KWAB of the week. It could take him months to come back from this one. Wolfie was a close second, of course, but this was his fourth KWAB so after this, Wolfie will probably have KWABOTW on lockdown for a few weeks.

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Well it may have taken forever, but it has been an excellent show tonight if I do say so myself. Let's take a quick look at the match results.

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>>19529333
Checked trips.
Amazing show. Glad to see you're back and hopefully are still on the mend.
Can't wait for the holiday pay per view. It ought to be a doozy.

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And now it's time to take a look at the rankings.
On Hype Zone:
>Cactus Jack defeated Harry Pothead to become the #20 contender (Heavyweight)
>Steven Regal defeated Jerry Lawler to become the #21 contender (Heavyweight)
>Eddie Guerrero defeated Psicosis to become the #8 contender (Cruiserweight)

On Saturday Night Metal:
>Randy Savage defeated the Iron Sheik to become the #22 contender (Heavyweight)
>HHH defeated Sting to become the #8 contender (Heavyweight), dropping Sting to #23
>Loco Bandito defeated Brody King to become the #7 contender (Cruiserweight)
>Ryback Vs Harambe had no effect on the rankings
>ICP Vs The Outbreak also had no effect on the rankings

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>>19529338
I'm feeling much better now, and thank you for your concern. I will hopefully be able to keep up a more regular broadcast schedule from here on out. As always, we at K-WAB Wrestling greatly appreciate the support of based anons like yourself.

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NEXT TIME ON SATURDAY NIGHT METAL:
We are still trying to build the women's division, so Bull Nakano will definitely be making her debut against an opponent that has not yet been decided. As promised, we will also bring you Ryback Vs Goldberg, and I might have to come up with some kind of stipulation to keep DX from cheating Ryback again. And of course, the main event will be David Benoit Vs The Undertaker for the Gigadimes Championship. All that and a whole lot more will be delivered on the next exciting installment of Saturday Night Metal.

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Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes our broadcast for the evening. We invite you to hang out in the thread as long as you want, and we will remind you that K-WAB is still accepting applications for workers in our upcoming shoot division as explained here >>19528549. To put in an application, simply put on a tripcode and drop a promo in this thread or any other official K-WAB thread.
We hope you have enjoyed this little autistic circus, and we hope that it provides many hours of entertainment for all the good people of /pw/. We hope that all of you and your families have a pleasant holiday season, and we wish nothing but the best to all you exceptional autistic bastards (and I mean that in a good way). Until next time, this is Pepe Von Erich signing off.

Outro Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/g49pr8.mp3

>>19529241
>>19529250
lol why did tarring and feathering go out of style? seems like it was pretty based to me.

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>>19529333

Another kino show and I can't wait for Undertaker's first title defense. I do have a little suggestion/request for a guy for the next Hype Zone episode, just look at the top of that building, IT'S THE WALL BROTHER!

>>19529388
based AF as always

>>19529169
i wish troon b gone was real, an easy way to get rid of troons sure would be nice.

>>19529936
well most religions do tend to repel them, that's probably the closest we have.

>>19529241
>>19529250
seeing wolfie get kwabbed will never not be lovely

bump

>>19528549
this sounds like dimes, I want in

>>19529325
so I assume this KWABOTW thing only includes events within this fed?

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>>19531835
That is correct. The KWAB of the week will not apply to people and events outside of K-WAB Wrestling. I wouldn't really feel that we have the right to make that decision in regard to real life events.
>>19531431
If you are interested in joining the shoot division, just put on a tripcode and cut a promo to show me that you've got what it takes. Any character you want to use.