>Be random WWE jobber that barely gets screen time>Some guy gets injured and they decide to put the comedy jobber gimmick on you>WWE buys AAA within the same year and you become massively over for the first time in your careerMust be trippy
Gable has this uncanny ability to get over despite whatever retarded ass gimmick he gets stuck with. Even Vince couldn't bury him all the way. Dude's like the white R-Truth.
I prefer Gable's retard version but I don't blame them for leaning into the pesos.
>>19534073Erm they changed the gimmick, chud
>>19534097Never got into gable, never understood how he's over with the smark crowd. Been watching him since Shorty G, and he's a good hang, but that's it. Gives Miz type promos but can't get over like the Miz. Plus, Miz has the hot ass foreign wife with beautiful jugs if all else fails.
>>19534189*Hand
>>19534073el grande germano
>>19534189because he can do workrate shit but could also work stupid vince gimmicks. something about a dude called shorty g doing rolling germans and shit just works
>>19534274You’re just a shitter. Gable was always garbage
>>19534073He got over by being a Mexican-American stereotype in his manner of speech in spanish. He is literally like "An Italian Wise Guy" in Mexican and they find it hilarious and endearing.
>>19534087No one even knows who that vanilla midget is. He was the jannetty to angles black son
>>19534281Yeah, yeah, yeah. Show me your fastball, you dust brain. You poncy, sag-bottom, PUKE POT.
>guy gets hurt>you get a gimmick never meant for you>learn a new language>meet your new girlfriend>more over than everFaithless fools can't argue with fate and destiny.
>>19534306And don't forget just because of how Lucha Libre is, there is a non zero percent chance that this will last decades and produce an Hijo del Americano
>>19534325Or if it’s just a guy trained by him he’d be called EGA jr
>Slip on a banana peel>Somehow become the Hulk Hogan of a foreign country, soon to be multiple continents due to a FOX deal you are one of the faces of BASADOHe also somehow plays the character perfectly, instantly had the mannerisms down, is a hilarious promo and amazing at Lucha. Him in the ring with Rey was the best we have seen of Rey in a long time. Gunther better be prepared to not be Jannetty'd.
>>19534073BUT WHOMSTVE's SIDE IS HE ON?!
>>19534087>Gable has this uncanny ability to get overNobody tuned in, or bought a ticket to see Shorty G.
>>19534455he was Gunther's most noteworthy rival during his IC reign
>>19534455I have
>>19534073He reminds me of El Generico, miss that dude, he'd have a feud of the year with El Gran Americano if he was alive
>>19534463kek and he ended that rivalry getting kwabbed by Sami
>>19534560That shit was really funny because he cucked him in storyline and then in reality when he turned heel and beat him 3 times in a row and that was that
>>19534073What must be even more trippy is talking about 2025 being a big year for you, then spending the first part buried in roster before said injury happens, so you take on the silly mask gimmick for brownie points, get over massively, spend your time in Mexico where you end up meeting a former miss world competitor that wants to suck your nuts and clean the culo so you dumb your gf and become Hogan over with your supposedly racist and culturally inappropriate gimmick in Mexico. Spearhead the WWE move to Mexican market while driving your nutbatter into a Mexican hottie. WWE is where dreams become reality
>>19534640 Stop talking about licking dudes asses you cringey faggot. Take it to the joshi threads
>>19534087It’s not gable anymore it’s ludwig kaiserLook at the picture
>>19534087>Gable has this uncanny ability to get overEverybody tuned in, and bought a ticket to see Shorty G.
>>19534325>A German man and his American-born Mexican wife have Mexican children who take on his American gimmick.Kino.I hope one of his sons turns heel and takes the gimmick Americano Negro.
>>19535233>American-born Mexican No such thing. Mexican isn’t a race anymore, they got wiped out. It’s just a nationality now
>>19535313Nah, if you're an American born in a different country to American parents and then spend most of your life living in America, you're an American, who was born in a different country, despite American not being a singular ethnic group. That's like saying Kane is a Spaniard because he was born in Spain.
>>19534281Gable isn't trash. Do you not know how to watch wrestling properly?
>>19535332Andrea carries ancient Olmec blood. If the Kaiser truly loves Mexico, he shouldn’t water down her bloodline. It would be like an Arab calling themselves British. There would be no meaning left to calling yourself ‘Mexican’
>>19535332did she actually live most of her life in the US though
>>19534073Funny enough, Kaiser isn't the first Austrian to come to Mexico and become beloved by the people. Emperor Maximilian was super over with the people but he was hated by the lefties who hated the monarchy so they had him killed
>>19535555Nigga the French invaded them and installed a puppet. Everyone was after that European twink even if he was a mexiboo. Funny how conservatives have always been traitorous asskissers hungry for European cock like a bitch in heat
>>19534189Shooooosh
>>19535576Almost like European leaders were better at running nations, very weird concept for a lefty but it isn't hard to understand genetics.
>>19535747>Almost like European leaders were bet-ACKThen go to Europe niggers. Fuck you doing in Mexico always trying to get us invaded and shit. Always trying to live out your cuck fetishes
>>19535896sup ojama? still seething as usual i see
>>19535908Don’t know what an ojama is but if you’re looking for cheap bussy, look no further than your closest conservative Mexican
