Did you fall for the Santa Claus work?
>>19541745
No. My parents broke me into the business before I could even be a little mark.
>>19544042got worked as a rib when I started in this business but other workers quickly told me how it really goes
>>19544042My birthday is very close to Christmas so I realized it was all a work when the same wrapping paper was used for my gifts on both days and I didn't even get a Gameboy with Pokemon Blue Version
>>19544042>shoots on Arius in the in a Nicean alley in the sweltering summer of 325WE LOVE YOU GOAT
>>19544042>be me>Christmas Eve>can't sleep>hear a knock on the door>hear uncle talking to dad>go to see uncle>he's putting all the toys under the tree>dad thanking him for storing all the toys at his house so me and my siblings wouldn't find them
>>19546029sad
>>19546029>be me>8 years old in 1992>on the fence about Santa but I really want that Super Nintendo>sit on the big guy's lap and ask him for one>Christmas arrives. A SNES is under the tree. I'm ecstatic. Faith restored.>family comes over later that day>one of my uncles gives me Bart's Nightmare for the SNES>how in the hell would my uncle know that Santa was getting me a SNES?>business exposed. I tearfully confess I don't believe in Santa anymore to my mom the following year. >years later my mom tells me that she wasn't going to get me a SNES but the fact I was willing to go sit on Santa's lap made her change her mind.>so in a way, he still came through for me. Thanks Santa.
>>19544042Norad doing a Santa tracker redpilled me on state lies
>>19545853HOLY SHITHOLY SHITHOLY SHIT
>>19544042No. Not because I wasn’t a mark when I was a little Jimmy. It’s because I was constantly protecting my virgin butthole. I watched way too much TV and movies and I didn’t like the idea of some old man coming into my home while I was sleeping. I refused to sit on a strangers lap, I thought it was gay and the guy dressed as Santa at the mall was a molester. My mom had to expose the business to me and say it was all a work. Same reason I wouldn’t do Boy Scouts. I would shoot on any older guy that wasn’t related to me that tried to be nice and cut a promo on him calling him a molester. I didn’t trust anyone, and I made it through life without being 92’d.
>>19544042Yes.I found out after waking up like at 6:00 am and not seeing any gifts.Then woke up like an hour and a half later and now gifts were there.The gig was up.
>>19544042Afraid not. My heel parents phoned it in until their contract ran out, so they didn't work angles like that.
>>19545853I love the OG carnies.
I figured out Santa was a work because my parents’ workrate was sloppy and then they tried to introduce more gimmicks by saying the Grinch visited our house too so we had to leave out onions for my dad to eat. It just became overbooked and I saw through it pretty quickly
>>19544042Till I was 8 years old then i managed to expose the business when i found the presents I would soon get unwrapped in the closet
instead of milk and cookies we'd leave out coca cola and an entire party sized bag of chips because my dad was a fat fuck
