AEW Returns To Hammerstein Ballroom With A Christmas Eve Go-Home Show Dynamite!...AEW Dynamite On 34th St TONIGHT! from The Manhattan Center in New York, NY6/5pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!>The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita vs. Orange Cassidy in a Continental Classic Blue League Match>PAC vs Jungle Jack Perry in a Continental Classic Gold League Match>Roderick Strong vs. Mascara Dorada in a Continental Classic Blue League Match>AEW Women's World Champion Kris Statlander & Jamie Hayter Face-To-Face Interview!>MJF In Action!>AEW National Champion Ricochet vs. ROH World Champion Bandido in a Dynamite Diamond Ring Finals Match>Mina Shirakawa vs. Marina Shafir** 3 Days Out From Worlds End **
MJF = 4chanHangman = BlueskySwerve = Black Twitter
merry chinmas bros
>>19547037what's Joe
BRO THAT WAS THE GAYEST LITTLE "and now I look up at the other guy in the ring" that was one of the all time worst things to ever happen in a promo that wasn't a botch. HE MEANT TO LOOK UP LIKE THAT LOL.
more like boobs of wrath
a hangman swerve porno would draw gigadimes just sayin
>>19547037>Black Twitter
>>19547044yeah someone please clip him looking up like a fucking idiot right there
>slopdown got one gamethread>dynamite already has twowhat the FUCK happened?
rico still doing jack shit for his bros
>one of them leaves>the other two start tearing her down
>>19547039Merry Christmas Inoki Claus
>>19547054Whether you hate it or love it, AEW's a lot more fun to talk about. Watching WWE on the other hand is like sitting in the waiting room of a dentist office
more like Beaner Doo Doo this guy sucks
>>19547030Wait wtf it's only Wednesday? I'm so fucking high I have no idea what's going on
>>19547062>Watching WWEcbm
>>19547054Promotion of the Year brother
jesus christ aubrey stfu
for me, it's femboy ricochet
>>19547067Hey Juff
Excalibur is such a cunt >there's an echo in herebasically a fuck nigga saying don't call the match I call the match only I get to call the match. little bitch move.
>>19547082>that hairit's rare for balding to be a glow up
This show needs Buddy
>>19547089said no show ever
>>19547089I'll be your buddy, anon
>>19547085calm down Schiavone, it's Christmas Eve
>>19547091Cool it with the insensitive remarks. >>19547094Thanks but they already left.
>>19547096not when they recorded the commentary it wasn't so it's fair game.
>>19547085Excalibur is a Tony Kahn avatar
okay so they just gave away even more clear MJF winning the world title, and then going for his ring on Maximum Carnage.
tony needs to poach oba femi and make him and bandito career rivals
>>19547103best call guy in the biz I'm afraid
>>19547103she might have the best facial aesthetics since stacy keiber honarary mention to kairi and bliss
>>19547108Good. He's the greatest champ in AEW history and a big time Hollywood movie star. He deserves another run.
>>19547030>Having to start your show 3 hours early so you don't interrupt the Christmas Story marathonGrim.
>>19547109has Bandido had a match with Ospreay yet?
The 21plex is a STUPID move
cool powerbomb
>>19547116A Christmas Story draws more than RAW and Slopdown combined I'm afraid.
that was a cool move
>>19547113Yeah, when she's not FAT
>>19547115>big time Hollywoodno but he'll get there, i hope sandler does another prestige drama and gets him a big role
>>19547120Not as bad as the Lethal Injection, but worse than the Buckshot Lariat.
>>19547122Dynamite with Max numbers are outdrawing Smackdown and Raw. Netflix got fleeced
>>19547122And SIGNIFANTLY far more than Dynamite and Collision combined, I'm afraid.Also>B-b-but WWE!!!Every fucking time. Sad.
>>19547135See a psychiatrist.
>>19547135>Netflix got fleecedeveryone is saying this>>19547136came back to seethe after getting b& eh porktits
>>19547118they randomly had a motyc in the 2019 bosj long before they hit their true potential
well now why in the fuck was Brody not out here the whole time?
Whay fucking gutter alleyway are Darby and Lexy in?
>>19547136>>19547144>cooldown meltyholy grimola
>Gay Kid
>>19547135Netflix is gonna own 10% of AEW next year, they'll just replace WWE with AEW desu
>>19547147guarding catering from emi sakura
Everyone is thread is gay like me, professional gay man Daniel Gaycia.
gabe kidd is the coldest wh*te boy in the game!!
this is intense
so Darby is already fine?
Darby gets medically cleared and his first Instinct is to get thrown down a flight of stairs. Brilliant.
>>19547150seems like your boilerplate new york alley if movies have taught me anything
OI'M A FOOKIN MADMAN BRUV
>>19547162well not anymore
>>19547162he heals 20% faster than normal humans
oh look he went down the stairs... again. Darby becoming a bit samey.
that blue chew commercial looked like AI slop
>new season of PrimalYES YES YES FUCK YES NIGGA
O_O
inb4 another mina loss
I wish Shafir would Death Ride me
>>19547192more like>-_-
very very tired of fake lesbian stories. The one time AEW almost gets shoot lesbians it blew the fuck up to shit lol
I LOVE THIS BIG BOOBA OBASANBOOBASAN, IF YOU WILL
>>19547201>very very tired of fake lesbian storiesyou're gay
Marina for most improved of 2025
Mina's gear looks like the new Stardom rookie Yuria
Mina was instrumental in bringing about the Meiji restoration
>>19547202intelligent and high-quality post
>>19547211Mina was instrumental in bringing my penis to erection, if you know what I mean.
>>19547201I hate shoot lesbians but fake lezzies that are only doing that to stimulate men are heckin based.
Gooner shit aside, Mina vs Saya Kamitani for the white belt is legit my favorite women's match of the decade. Mina winning and everyone crying was kino
>>19547216>Mina was instrumental in bringing my penis to erectionWhat is bro saying
>>19547211I heard she single handedly defeated the great samurai Yasuke in single combat
>>19547205you're a simp who's easily impressed and has never and will never touch a real woman(no, when you finally have your breakdown and transition that doesn't count as touching or being a woman). You are impressed because you are broken by porn brain, likely so young the internet has been in your life the entire time raising you how your parents should have, or parent because let's be honest there's no way both stayed, You sit here endlessly edging, sometimes in your mind, sometimes for a shoot physically. You are so porn brained, dick brained that the most barely there attempt at seeming lesbian by a girl who struggles thorugh English and Mina Shirikawa gets you off and it's offensive to you when someone else doesn't share this thought because the internet has broken your commuication. You have no idea how to live or how to function. So sure, sit there, enjoy the fake lesbians, pretend your life is okay. You will die young, lonely, alone, no penis and in physical and emotional pain.
Mina does a better backfist than Eddie Fatston
>>19547222I wish they'd work with Stardom more
Marina isn't over, the breast submission is over
>>19547230>wall of seetheyeah I ain't readin' all that, lesbians are hot
How does that sleeper work?
lmao this bitch can't win a singles match
>>19547234neither are over lol.
>>19547234You're wrong, it's also the feet
TONI
>>19547230Nigga itz Xmas eve, chill tf out
>>19547237you get smothered by her breasts and armpits until your brain runs out of oxygen and you pass out
Toni’s cheeks holy moly
>>19547237She is waterboarding them with breast milk
>>19547235not a single human to ever say not reading all that hasn't read it, normal people just scroll by and say nothing.
>>19547235Moxbros..
Shafir pulling a Mox
I need Mox's workout plan because he's got every death rider jacked, dude
Marina power level buffed
Jesus Christ Toni's thigh wiggle is out of control
>>19547237her opponent drinks her breast milk which is laced with barbituates and passes out
>>19547245>everyone has to give a shit about this pagan holiday I follownah I'm good. Not that Anon but fuck your demonic celebration, I'm just trying to watch wrestling.
>>19547251And yet, I didn't read any of it. I just saw the wall of seethe and laughed.
>>19547235I'm so happy I don't work with normies>OH EM GEE DID YOU SEE THE HECKIN POWERFUL LOVE SCENE, BOTH ACTRESSES HAD THEIR RESERVATIONS BUT THEY PULLED THRU BEAUTIFULLY
God I almost came from seeing toni storms thighs
>singles KennyBASED
>>19547230oldfag here, everyone loved party lesbians before the internet got popular. chill.
>alwaysuntil they turn on you again
>>19547257In his autobiography he talked about how he sets an alarm so he can wake up in the middle of the night to pound a protein shake. Dude's dedicated.
How do we feel about our former EVPs around here?
>>19547269Josh Alexanders head gear about to go flying again
>>19547273Randy Orton did this and he said he shit himself
>at least the remainder of the year>it's December fucking 24>quite some timeno you dumb bitch that literally didn't sound like much time cause the ramainder of the year is like 3 shows lol. They could be back like January 15th or some shit.
The Truly iguana is over with me, bros
>>19547267>OH EM GEE DID YOU SEE THE HECKIN POWERFUL LOVE SCENEboy howdy I sure did
>>19547271yeah it's obvious you're an oldfag cause you responded to clear bait with a genuine answer lol.
>>19547275I hope they die. And you too.
>>19547288he's not an oldest fag
>>19547278no pain no gain
>>19547281oh so now AEW fans are okay with Iguana's. Hypocrites.
>>19547264It literally says CHRIST in the name, it's far from pagan.
Cam we get webm of tonight being kicked and the jiggle when she fell
>>19547288I'm drunk brother
behead all who insult the prophet Moxley (PBUH)
collision is ridiculously stacked tomorrow
>>19547303I've never kicked tonight, I should try it.
>>19547303that was some primo jiggle, I seen't it
What does Pac's diet consist of?
>>19547302ohnononono he doesn't know...
I love how hopelessly erratic Pac's theme sounds
PAC is so based
a pack of what? pack of smokes?
>>19547312it's gonna be a good night of wrestlekino after Christmas dinner with the family
>>19547317>posting rebbit screenshotsKill yourself like yesterday
>>19547316fighting spirit, and also vitamins BROTHER
Tumblr girls for what?
>>19547317>my evidence is a reddit post
Jungle Jack bros... we got this!
Jack Perry has an abnormally large torso which makes him look weird to me. Anyone else?
reminder Pac was once Jungle Pac
>>19547340kek what the
I'm sorry but Jungle Hack Fairy does not belong in the wrestling business
>>19547323thought this was Kenny from the thumbnail
You Jackin'?
>>19547338There is nothing large about Jack
>>19547349no
>>19547338no but I basically have his exact build so I may be biased
>>19547349Always
>>19547357You ever dated a girl that looks like Anna Jay?
>>19547355Jacker board, newfag
>>19547349chick in the background needs to clean up her roots. gurl nuh uh fix that shit
>>19547349u tell me
>>19547347>busted boomer kenny with a dice clay gimmickhe's still alive. tony hire this guy to write his promos and let the dimes rain from the sky.
How does he do it?
>>19547361Yeah but I botched it by ranting about the holohoax and had to switch territories.
BITE JACK BITE USE THAT HANMA BLOOD
>>19547370>ranting about the holohoaxHer loss.
>>19547372What if he gets jacked from Pac's natty blood?
>>19547367mmmm that's gimmick infringement, brother
>>19547364she's a failed onlyfans model and cm punk mark, gets it some dumb mild drama from time to time
I did a double take when I realized someone made a narrative version of Song Sung Blue. Because that documentary is a real fucking nightmare of a bummer but they go "the power of music heals all!"Spoiler: cancer has yet to be defeated by music
>>19547369pretty based
>>19547381then we've moved from a Baki scenario to either a Chainsaw Man or Tokyo Ghoul
>>19547370run it back brother, the tribe are heels now
>>19547385failing at selling your dignity must be a nuclear strike to your ego
Jack Perry has a cool german
>>19547405you don't want to know how common it is to botch an of run in fact, forget i ever mentioned this
>>19547412he's a great talent and I've really enjoyed watching him get better and better year after year, working with Christian made him improve by leaps and bounds
>>1954741215-20 pounds of muscle would do him wonders. not just for his look but he'd be able to do way more shit. he has a huge dick so i know it's not a test problem, he's just lazy
AEW was unironically the best wrestling and sports entertainment of 2025
>>19547349jackin it jackin it jackity jack
>>19547423He should do what Takeshita did and blast gas. Takeshita went from twink to powerhouse in like a year
Fucking Pac looks huge
This match rules
>>19547425it has been every year since 2019
>>19547432chicken breast over white race
>>19547430i was hoping he'd get on the gook gas when he was riding with new japan but alas no luck. my theory is that anna likes him lithe and effete.
Collision will air tomorrow at a very late start time and it will go for 2 and a half hours
>>19547437hell of a night of wrestling
>>19547452Anna is the one getting bigger
WE JACKIN
Fuck this shit
Perrybros, we're winning this whole thing
>>19547438Trvke
holy sixes
>>19547463women are getting bigger
Yall got yours for this weekend?
Gold League all tied
>everyone is tied in the gold leaguebizased
>5-way tie heading into the final roundfucking based, TK is cooking
>>19547463for you
Great night of wrestlekino, see you guys tomorrow for Collision.
I thought that was a good Dynamite. Thank you all for watching AEW Dynamite tonight + Collision tomorrow at 9pm ET, 8pm CT on TNT!
8PM, time for some fuckin' DYNAMITE! Why did we skip game thread 1?
>>19547497thank you tony
>>19547508Just pretend you got here on time and start from the last thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jun6ZLs44ts
boys i just got home from the normal christmas bullshit, drunk as fuck, firing up some dynakinolove sickossimple as
>>19548298ngl it was a pretty great episode, Take/OC and Pac/Dorado were both kino. enjoy it brother, and merry Christmas.
>>19548305looking forward to this shit and a very sicko christmas to you too my friend
huh, fedophiles told me Raw and Smackdown only got 1 gamethread because they were pretaped.
>>19547030TBS really aired this at 6pm because of A Christmas Story which they are airing for 24 hours straight. Just had to get in that 1 extra airing instead of Dynamite in its normal time slotThey might not get cancelled because the sale to Netflix will probably take awhile but WBD is definitely not giving them another deal
>>19549784Having 3 threads for a taped show on Christmas Eve isn't really the flex you think it is. Just confirms aewtists are a bunch of autistic neets. Really makes sense why they white knight Khan. He's basically you guys if your dad's were billionaires. The guy sent house show reports into Dave Meltzer when he was in his 20s. Could have been on yachts with a bunch of models instead he was at WWE house shows sending in reports to Meltzer
