Welp, Christmas is ruined, and it's all my fault. I was play wrestling with my nephew and we were having a good match, crowd was popping for the big spots, I was selling my ass off to make him look good. Then I went for a brogue kick and he ran into it too fast and hard so my foot (I was wearing my work boots) shoot collided with his face hard. His nose was fucked, blood everywhere. My brother and his wife are in the ER are at the hospital now. He's got a broken nose, a jaw fracture, some fucked teeth, a concussion, and the doctors are going to do some neck x-rays next. Parents said it was best if I leave and go home so I'm typing this from a park bench while I eat a shitty gas station rotisserie chicken by myself. Fuck my life.
>>19547455Fucking unsafe shitter
>>19547455You shouldn't have been working in Timbs, but I don't buy it. Your family has to already know you're retarded and accidents happen.
>>19547455You should’ve called an ad-lib and pinned him right then and thereTell them he was just getting some colour the hardway to secure the 5 stars and that if it really bothers them so much you’ll give him back the win on New Year’s Day
>>19547484But enough about OP's sandbagging nephew.
>>19547455You went into business for yourself and the other guy had to pay the consequences. Hope you learned your lesson.
>>19547455Your nephew walked the king’s roadYou should be proud of the little nigga ans he should be too if he’s raised to be in the bizOtherwise tough luck senpai should’ve worked safer
>>19547455this story is fake and gay
>>19547455dumb ass nigga, it's on the opponent to make the big boot look good
>>19547455Sup Bill? I thought Jews didn't celebrate Christmas?
>>19547455He’s got to earn his dues you did nothing wrong. A little bit of color was needed in the match OP
>>19547540And that's what OP's nephew did. Got him crazy heat too.
>>19547455Use the heat to build a program with your brother. Brother vs brother feuds are always huge draws.
>>19547575hopefully this teaches him not to be a mark, one of the best life lessons you can learn
OP, here, quick update, my nephew has posted a shoot interview from his hospital bed on to YouTube where he blames me for ending his "career"
>>19547455That little faggot knew what he was getting into when he got in the ringIt aint ballet sister.
as long as you said “watch the kick” it’s on him
this is what happens when you fuck with the final uncle
>>19547455It's not ballet, nigga, you just laid it in a bit
>>19547455Sounds like lil bro was taking a bump
>>19547455Another case of the PC not teaching green shitters how to bumb safely. Listen kid, you can still salvage it, but you will need a new gimmick. Start doing death matches and shoot on some old has beens. Maybe get yourself arrested.
Remember: Whatever you do, don't let them take the strap off of you, it represents everything you worked for.
>>19547455Not everyone is ready for the big time, you did what you had to do.
>>19547455You frog boys have powerful kicks. You got to be careful next time.
>>19547455I read this with half attention and assumed this was some story of your childhood and thought that your family overreacted, but you are a grown adult who just fucked a child up for life. What the fuck dude...
>>19547455Go to the er and hit him with shoot worm to galvanise your heel turn
do like stone cold and go beat that sumbitch with a bedpan
>>19550016one of the greatest scenes ever on television
