>anti-draw tarp champion>injury prone>the booker's personal snitch so still gets world title pushes>the singalong gay dancing entrance is what's over, not him>constant confusing turns, does betrayal/"I'M LE TWISTED" angles over and over again>ring name taken from a talentless hack musician (henry rollins, big sean)>gay emo look inspired by video games and capeshit>long greasy hair and gay poofy coats>bulks up but still tries to wrestle like a cruiserweight, looks slow and botchy>finisher is a dumb foot stomp>awful whiny dork voice>rambling in-ring promos that are just 10 minutes of "while you were away doing something else, i was here, in the main event"
>>19548212Yea but unlike swerve im allowed to insult seth without people jumping my throat pretending he’s good.
>>19548212Only one uses eyeliner that makes Swerve gayer than Seth. Why are all niggas inherently faggots?
nah I like these guys
>>19548222Highest estrogen levels for men
>>19548212pretty accurate comparison actually. they are insufferable characters.
>>19548212seth was a good wrestler 10 fucking years agobro is nothing compared to who he was
>>19548731swerve was also a good wrestler 10 years ago, in lucha undergroundnow he thinks he's prime rob van dam with all the fucking slow rolling around and kicking
>>19548731his wrestling slowed down a lot but nobody would be complaining about him if he wasn't so obnoxious with every other aspect of the work. he has the absolute worst promo style around.
>>19548212Swerve Strickland is never allowed at the cookouts
>>19548222Seth literally crossdresses
>>19548742this is a cope, swerve had MANY legendary matches in the last few years.i want to like seff but he's got nothing despite the fed having his full backingi still think seth is an insane talent but let's back up here. seth vs swerve hell in a cell would be mutant, right?
>>19548765Dude, what ''legendary'' fuckin match are you talking about here? The hardcore matches where the gist of it was an escalation of gross spots he had to take? It takes balls, sure, but that's not really doing much apart from that. The telegraphed Bryan match where he never seemed like an actual threat? Come on, man. His best AEW matches ironically are his tag bouts with Crunchwrap Supreme.
>>19548765>>19548798>swerve had MANY legendary matches in the last few yearsyeah like 2 years ago, before he decided to get on steroids and forward roll around like johnny gargano at 50% speed in every fucking match
>>19548212nobody has been able to refute this yettheir fans are both also the worst kind of smarks ever
>>19548798swerves hardcore matches dont count but cody vs seth hiac was transcendent. suck my dick.
>>19548804this post makes me think you might have worms in your brain. please take my warning seriously.
>>19548813it was "transcendent" because cody wrestled with a grotesque injury "for the love of the game" like the gayEW shitter he is, no different from omemega or cryan
>>19548827so you don't actually care about wrestling and you're just a mark retard. fuck off. if i could push a button to kill every wrestling fan like you i'd push it in an instant.
>>19548824Braindead retard. Kill yourself.
>>19548843meltzer gave it 5 stars so it's good. no one has talked about it in 3 and a half years though because it did not matter in the slightest because no one cares about a shitty heatless gay rematch just because a guy had a purple swollen tit
>>19548855what match did people actually talk about in the last few years that was a "real" 5 star match, in your view? austin tranny vs joe hendry?
>>19548861none because star ratings are mark shit
>>19548868ok buddy name a great match that didn't get the meltz glaze in the last 20 yearsrock/hogan is an outlier and doesn't count, trhe match itself was objectively bad
>>19548921umaga vs lashley at mania 23 because it actually drew money
>>19548936rad, i'm sure umaga had a long and storied career after this (he didnt, they ignored him and he died like a bum faggot and no one cared despite wwe slurping any samoan cock they can find)also trump and epstein were best friends during this show, but according to trump he was too retarded to notice epstein's main job of abusing young girls because he was too retarded. also we need this guy to protect us in a potential nuclear war with china and russia
>>19548212Seff would never say yes to having a gay cowboy push needles in his face and said cowboy drink his blood. This is how much you faggots don't understand what Self does that you think being gay and being zesty is the same thing
>>19548807They're enablers yeah
This thread pretty much confirms Seff haters are obese, ugly, smelly, friendless, mentally ill losers that spend christmas eve alone.
>>19548985promos good
>>19550203that part
>>19548798That Swerve and Bearcat vs Acclaimed match at All Out still surprises me due to how damn good it was, it was so unexpected considering at least three out the four guys involved are total shitters
>>19548212replace seth with jevon
>>19548212>Henry Rollins and Big Sean are talentless Okay this was needlessly insulting
>>19551862nah, Je'Von is great has potential, and I say this as an active WWE haterOba and Trick too, seems like NXT found lightning in a bottle with all their niggas, no wonder Shawn doesn't want to let the main roster have them
>>19548212Id rather give Swerve a chance if it meant i never saw Rollins again or at the very least a Rollins using this gimmick.But when i think about it, i didnt like Monday night Messiah either, so I might just shoot dislike Rollins but i guess i do like him more than Baron Corbin. I hated Corbin.
>>19551862not a single one of those applies to jevon
>>19548212I see the similarities but something about Seth makes me want to run him over with my car. I'll change the channel if he comes on my TV. Swerve isn't a favorite but is super solid especially with the right opponent.
Swerve actually has the most racist character on television, it's how he sees black people IRL
>>19551851Turns out matches can be good when the crowd cares about the outcome, Tony realizes this maybe 1-2 times a year and then forgets again
>>19550203Yup.
