hanger is a liberal faggot, but here he is using chappel roan to own cm punk in 2023 before anyone knew who she wasthis is why i love this nigga, his convictions are fucking real. something almost impossible to find in 2025/6 america.
>>19548276Who the fuck is chappel roan sounds like the type shih gay men listen to
>>19548276Getting no replies in the original thread is not a good excuse to make a new thread homo
>>19548276I like hanger, I just think he's misguided and needs to stop pretending to be a redneck while spouting faggoty bullshit that would cause actual rednecks to beat his ass.
I am an actual hillbilly and I am offended at the cultural appropriation that i see from hangman page. he's about as country as seth rogen lol. i mean it when i say that he would not be welcome in my neighborhood for very long, we would run him out real quick. you liberal faggots need to learn how to respect other cultures. our culture does not accept faggots, trannies, or nonwhite immigrants.
>>19548299adam grew up on a real farm, you prob grew up in a suburb in the south right
>>19548276why would anyone care if he wants to listen to an angry lesbian scream about how easy her life is?
>>19548288I don’t hate the guy. Hangman is a dimes name honestly. The Jute Bullrope is a great prop or was when he would carry it. He’s from Virginia though right? Virginia is southern sure but there’s no fucking Cowboys from Virginia. And then when you try to market yourself as *ahem* Anxious Millennial Cowboy That shit is AIDS ridden. There was a small stretch during that time he had the match with the champion who was black, when they drank each others blood when he grew a mustache and they were calling him “The Liar” Adam Page and he was kind of deranged, that was much better than what he’s been doing.
Hanger is entering his insufferable wine aunt phase. Pretty common for fem-presenting people
>>19548306she's the only popular artist in current day that writes her own shit. bitches love her. >>19548318there are issues but he just wears his heart and convictions on his sleeve, which is why i like him. he's not a snake oil salesman that pretends to be a conservative like all of those megachurch epstein faggots, he's just libtard hangman and i can go to war with a man like that. meanwhile i'd rather eat a bullet than go to war with an honest marco rubio supporting boomer who'd sell me out if a tribe said so.
>>19548302see I don't believe that story because he talks like some yankee faggot from new york city. as for me, i grew up in the damn woods livin off whatever I could catch. hangman probably grew up on some rich gay couple's hobby farm, I don't believe any of his backstory because it doesn't match the man.
>>19548318yeah fr, he has potential but he also has no edge. he comes off as the weakest most pussified excuse for a "cowboy" that i've ever seen. he seriously would not last five minutes with real rednecks. I would love for hangman page to come try that shit with some real mountain men, the results would be really funny.
>>19548276>Real convictions = being a liberal faggotWow, so heckin' brave of hangma'amAlso good on him for contributing the driving out of AEW's biggest dime drawer back to his old company and subsequently tanking the ratings beacuse of thatSo accomplished
>>19548363weird you didn't deny growing up in a suburb in the southbest case scenario you're a poserworst case you grew up getting raped by your cousins and live in an area no one would willingly move into because it's woefully impoverishedeither way you probably don't need to worry about living next to the hanger
Cowboy James Storm would whoop his ass
>>19548276See a psychiatrist.
>>19548284>he doesn't dance at the Pink Pony club
>It doesn’t work! He’s just cosplaying as a cowboy!Guess undertaker, kane, abyss, anyone from lucha underground, Ted DiBiase all suck too
>>19548391> if you ignore any of my headcanon then it must be true! I ignored your dumbass headcanon because it was too stupid to warrant an answer. And how telling your post is, you literally can't go one post without talking about gay sex, can you? I say I think hangman is fake and you immediately start having sexual fantasies about me and my cousins. you're a nasty bastard and in better times you'd be lynched like the pervert you are. God bless the memory of John Wilkes Booth.
>>19548363hanger grew up on a tobacco farmhis grievances are just genuine
>>19548393DAMN right.
hangman is a fraud, that's why logan paul stole all his moves
>>19548445he simps for invaders and is therefore a traitor to his own people. we are being invaded and if you help the invader then you are a collaborator and a traitor. it's not complicated. help the invader, get the rope.
>>19548299Nobody wants to go to your neighborhood because it's a shithole.>>19548373Mox never left>contributing the driving>>19548456invaded? Grow up
>>19548456he just wants mexicans who do harvest to be americans. i don't agree but it's a better policy then whatever the fuck is going on now. the whole thing falls apart because they'd want bigger wages as citizen but my initial point is that hangman is a hapless dreamer libtard with the best intentions
>>19548438Okay, but Irwin R. Schyster would have been a better gimmick if Mike Rotunda had gotten a job at the IRS for research purposes.
>>19548471yes, forcing your way into another country in mass is a fucking invasion and you're a pussy faggot if you don't see it as a trespass and a deeply hostile act. what i want you to do right now is reach down and check to see if your balls are still in place because i think the enemy took them from you.
>>19548445>grew up on a tobacco farm>that his parents owned>responsible for cancer causing cigarettes, thus profiting of the misery of others>using undocumented slave labor, again, profiting of the misery of othersthis is a hero to faggots
>>19548476I would actually agree that he's not inherently a bad person, just really really dumb. unfortunately dumb people can still be dangerous when they choose to betray their nation.
>>19548491smokes are based retardthe historical logistics of tobacco are beyond you because you vape like a fagto be fair though i just huffed another ciggarello and it's killing me
>>19548498he's not dumb at all, he's just not a cuck. i'm sorry if the guy who isn't a cuck isn't philosophically your guy though. hanger would just rather die a libtard than not be one, which is why he's based.
>>19548488>in massAmericans really can't speak English kek
>>19548518smokes are disgusting and so is vaping, all that shit's for faggots who like sucking on cock-shaped things
>>19548276>his convictions are fucking realhis parents used slave labor to make their money, fuck off
>>19548540is eating also gay because it's like sucking dick retard
>>19548562You suck cock with a fork?
>>19548562it sounds like you eat like a faggot, do you suck on your food faggot?
>>19548569>>19548572why are you so obsessed with being gay, on christmas? you know that jesus forgives you if you're a gay retard right?
>>19548438Ted DiBiase is actually doing his gimmick IRL with how he stole money meant for poor people and threw his son under the bus so I respect him the most
>>19548562Do you exclusively eat sausages and popsicles? I think that says more about you than anything else kek
>>19548284shitty pop singer that pretends to be a lesbian after the guy she was engaged to dropped her
>>19548363He grew up on a farm but he’s one of those guys that grew up with an extremely rich family that happened to live on a farm to larp as country folk. Lots of rich people buy farms with their kids and start larping as self sufficient. That hangman’s family
>>19548603>likes putting cock-shaped things in his mouth and sucking on them>thinks it's other's who are faggotswhat a retarded faggot
>>19548640>OK so he did grow up on a farm BUT [headcanon]
>>19548640you need money run a farm, jackassgo look up what a combiner costs and get back to memost farmers barely break even which is why hangman respects mexican day laborers i'm not advovating for immigration but your fucking mcdonalds meal earlier today wasnt from hard working patriots
>>19548471>Mox never left Nah, Punk drew the most dimes and it's been downhill since Tony chose Jungleboy over himOh well>>contributing the driving Oh no I forgot to write "to", send in the grammar Nazis
