It's Christmas and you are here getting into petty fights with each other making Kevin Nash rape jokes. This is how fucked up your life is currently.
>>19552616I'm not here.
>>19552616yes, up their on your high horse, you must be the singular straight and not retarded adult professional wrestling fan
>>19552616My Mom cut a promo on me so I took my ball and went home
>>19552616My father died when I was young and my mother was left out of the eulogy so she shunned my extended family on that side, meanwhile her side is full of weirdos who barely acknowledge me. I'm 36 now, Christmas is just another day, I don't even believe Christ was born in this season and I know enough from going to church year 'round as a kid that most of you people celebrating at phonies co-opting someone else's religion. Maybe you should clean your yard first, fren.
>>19552629*are
I watched Home Alone with my gf, opened all of my new action figures, played video games, and now I'm watching Christmas Collision while laughing at the drones. Life is fucking good, fren.
>>19552616Christmas is done brosoon as dinner is done we all leave and resume our normal lives
>>19552616December 25th is a day with 24 hours in it like any other. No one's Christmas no matter how fun is filling up that entire day. I hope you anons all had a nice Christmas today though
>>19552741>I watched Home Alone with my gfassigned male at birth>opened all of my new action figureswhich are now all firmly lodged in your ass>played video gamesgay>now I'm watching Christmas Collision while laughing at the dronesthere’s a 41 percent chance you won’t live long enough to respond
>>19552616speak for yourself, I've just been posting while on the shitter.
>>19552616Isn't it Christmas for you too? Or do they not celebrate it on planet retard?
>>19553009Fuckin' got him.
