ALRIGHT! I ADMIT IT! I'M A FUCKING JOBBER, OKAY? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
>>19553450Good for you anon, making wresting into a living
>>19553450>ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?Not even close
>>19553463But it's Christmas
>>19553450Now that you've come to terms with the hand you've been dealt, it's time to start becoming a draw.
>>19553450That takes guts to admit, brother. I'll let you hit me with a finisher before I kick out and put you down for the 1, 2, 3 next match
>>19553450I'm a reliable veteran midcarder who has a cool workrate match in the first hour of the show. I have no star quality or flashy gimmick but I always make the other guy look good and have a silent charisma due to my natural likability as a person. I'm respected by everyone in the business and my cool moves have inspired everyone from the local jobbers to the main eventers.
>>19553450Everybody has got a role to play in this fed, brother. You've only got a few minutes out there in the ring, and you better make the most out of them by wholly being yourself. That's how you start to win them over. None of that vanilla bullshit.
>>19553450Terry Funk dedicated his book to people like you and me.
>>19553450kek
>>19553580Sup Dolph
>>19553450Hey Jelly Nutella
Sup Momo Watnabe
