>>19557561TWINS?
>>19557570Fuggin' A, bud
>>19557570TWO OF A KIND
microplastic freak babies
>>19557561>having kids at 55what a retard. Assuming all those years of feed don't fry their genes he is going to be 65 at their most active years raising them in a house that looks like a strip club. What was he thinking? ASS!
60 years old and knocked up a bimbo? Based
In 18-21 years they'll be doing flips and /pw/ will be cranking their dicks to them.
>>19557654>In 18-21 yearsSurely /pw/ will restrain themselves and wait that long to jerk off to them.
>>19557720Most of /pw/ will. Some certainly won't...
>>19557630The bimbo is younger she'll do the hard part.
One of these twins is the reincarnation of Mayu's dead cat.
>>19557763And the other is Larry reincarnated
>>19557774But which is which?
>>19557561>Sabacome on man
>>19557651>Katie Forbes 34>Rob Van Dam 55Better late than never I guess.
>>19557561his girl looks like a ho
>>19557561>name your kid Sabu>it grows up and finds out the guy it's named after got killed by Joey fucking Janela.>pulls a rick rude
>>19557570IVF
>>19557561>Becoming a new dad at 55Lmao he'll be right around in his mid 70s when they finish high school. Why would anyone want to become a parent after 45? Even 40 is pushing it.
>>19558132Rob is so chill he will live to 100
>>19557591lol
>>19558153Unless Joey Janela gets to him first.
>>19557561>55 years old>those kids will only have 10 good years with their dad at bestthat's very fucking selfish, poor kids. I hope he at least has other older kids that can look after them when he passes.
>>19558153>weed smokerit's a miracle he hasn't died of lung cancer already
>>19558207QRD
>>19558228He just had twins and is still in great shape. He's an inspiration to all of us middle aged potheads
>>19558228cigarettes give you lung cancer, not weed silly
>>19558236A meth head wannabe wrestler called Joey Janela has a shoot legend killer gimmick.
>>19558256Didn't some nobody kick his ass though?
>>19558296Yeah, but all the guys whose dicks he sucks run and came to his aid.
>>19557630Austismo kids won't mind living there
>>19557561Is there even a sliver of a chance RVD’s the actual dad?
>>19557561>KarmaStripper name great job pothead
>>19558248I know you’re being a silly billy but people actually believe this.
What race is his wife? Human or alien?
I want a bimbo wife so fucking badly bros
>>19557561kek he named one of em after sabu?
>>19559719You train in the Sheik's backyard with a guy, you're brothers for life.
>>19557630>Assuming all those years of feed >feedRVD never had livestock.
>>19557561>RVD's twins were found to have THC in their system upon birthAs per meltzer
