Has there even been a wrestling gimmick where a guy used the dreaded "dim mak" or death touch? If no, then why not? I think it would be finna dimes.
>>19572940This dude zesty as a mfer
>>19572945He was, at one point, the shoot deadliest man alive
>>19572945Nah, he’s just stylish. Dante was slaying actual Playboy Bunny pussy from the original supper club in Chicago. He also planned the largest all cash heist in the history of the country at that point, walked the streets with a Tiger and used to dynamite rival dojos and shit. Dante lived a crazy life.
>>19572959this, OPThe Heart Punchit was used quite a bit in the 70s/80s and it was inspired by the Dim Mak in kung fu movies unironically
>>19572995The Heart Punch predated the death touch shit since it is a legit boxing punch.
>>19573006>predated the death touchnot rikery round-eye, chinese culture three thousand year old
Cenas lightning fist
>>19572940Kek, I hope this was inspired by my no no-touch post in the deathjitsu thread >>19572894Oddly enough, I just got done watching a Super Eyepatch Wolf video that touched on this guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjbSCEhmjJA
>>19572959The purest strike... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>19572959>called a heart punch>punches guy in the stomach No wonder Mike Awesome couldn’t get over
>>19573079That's Undercarder
>>19573096Holy shit, it is. I thought that was pre ECW Mike Awesome. I just noticed the red hair. Mean Mark did use the heart punch. I thought this ugly fucker had the best pure strikes in the business
>>19573102He does anon... Were we watching different gifsm
>>19573102Did you not see the jobber fucking die?
>>19573079He would have died if he got hit in the chest hard enough and it still looked good.
>>19572940ah count dante, one of the strangest chapters in the history of martial arts. do some research on this guy if you don't know, it's some funny shit.
>>19573079after the ox baker incident even ECW was too scared to use the heart punch.
>>19573909based Ox Baker scholar
>>19572940Why would you even try to get over a move that literally kills the opponent?
>>19573909prayed there was a absolute mad lads episode on them and it happenedi'll be watching this later, thanks
>>19574381You don't have to use a lethal Dim Mak. There are several techniques that disable or incapacitate the opponent as well.
>>19573903He and Frank Dux are two of my favorite people in martial arts history.
>>19572964>plannedwho cares
>>19575750Anyone who respects game cares.
>>19575768plenty of people "plan" to do shit, just like you planned to lose your virginity. Doesn't mean shit if it didn't happen.
>>19575796Nice projecting there sport. And if what you say is true, then the crime of "conspiracy to commit X" wouldn't exist you fucking simpleton.
>>19575799I'm supposed to be impressed by conspiracy to commit crime?
>>19575808Why not? You're impressed by men sticking their dicks in sluts.
>>19575814way to tell on yourself
>>19575835Nah, that was you >>19575796. All projection.
>>19575475oh shit count dankula did a video on him? ok I'll check that out, dankula is on my based list. he inspired me to teach all my dogs the nazi salute. that's no bullshit either, I actualy did it and i owe the credit to count dankula.
>>19575980cringe
>>19575980the mad lads series is top tierwell researched, some good jokes and he does it from a based perspective
>>19576068cringe
>>19576040>>19576087Cry more
>>19572940Based Dante
>>19576040sieg fucking heil you cringey faggot
>>19576134>>19576474cringe
>>19576487Yeah you are
>>19576487cringe is putting people like based count dankula in jail for fucking jokes
>>19575603I automatically add Steven Seagal to this list. That nigga has a life story made out of wonders and his tall tales make Dux seem like an amateur. though Dux did at least create kino that spawned the Mortal Kombat, Street fighters and their kind, Seagal never created anything but solid mediocrity at his best - but he is a content and controversy machine
>>19576474holy reichmarks
>>19575599OP was talking death touch like moves so I presume he's talking actual crippling or murder techniques not your average mists, claws, Samoan spikes, sickos, superman punches etc
>>19576723Dante walked so Dux could run and Seagal could waddle his fat ass to the fridge.
>>19576585>>19576647cringe
>>19576757Budda nigga, ain't got time to write down all of Segal's antics but consider for a moment, the dude decides to become a weeaboo at age old, moves to Japan, Gets a high degree belt. marries a yoshi daughter of the dojo owner, gets into the movie biz, dumbs his wife, marries another, makes few hit movies, becomes a sex pest, becomes a eco warrior, rats on the New York mafia, becomes a cop...And there's still the last 20 years to go that tale... And iI didn't mention Dalai Lama, several east block presidents or his music career..It's the ultimate bullshido life story
>>19576881His music career alone deserves its own thread on /mu/
>>19572945Count Dante would have been dimes as a wrestler.
>>19577588Absolutely. And in the 70s when kayfabe was somewhat taken seriously he would have been a fucking heat magnet.
>>19577590Count Dante and Andy Kaufman would have been gigadimes as a tag team.
If you dont know who Count Dante is, here's a video explaining his greatness.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NDs87lmvrs
>>19576881KEK, fuck bullshido. I got banned from there because I wrote the BJJ gay rape copypasta. it was meant to mock the arrogant wall-of-text posting style that is commonly used in that shithole. I heard these guys talking about meetups like it was some badass fight club bullshit, but when I found some videos of these meetups it was literally men humping each other and doing soft slow shit. bullshido represents the lowest, most shit-encrusted bowels of the martial arts world, filled to the brim with homos who trained BJJ or bad americanized Muay Thai for a couple weeks and then spent the rest of their lives pretending to be badasses on a forum full of snowflakes who ban you if you effectively troll them back.
>>19576726all dogs can be taught to do the roman salute. it makes sense that such loyal creatures would be natural nazis.
>>19577838Based
>>19577838And all leftoids can be taught to go so far against their self-interest they'll cheer and pay for their own replacement and get their cocks cut out into "neo vaginas" . They'd probably cut their tongues out too if some j told them to, Lord knows they've given up free speech for compelled long time ago in order to not offend some tranny mobs pronouns. Leftoids are meant to serve the God's chosen people as mute eunuchs
